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stripysockstumb · 4 months ago

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Jon: 'I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Someone asked me what the Spanish word for "tortilla" was once, and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight.'

Martin: 'What kind of animal is the Pink Panther?'

Jon, already taking off their clothes: 'God, Martin, you’re so fucking stupid'

#the magnus archives #tma fandom #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #tma shitpost #tma meme #tma memes #this 100% happened #my gay boys #stupid squishies

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nestedfeathers · 5 months ago

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i know i said i wasn't a BillFord shipper... but... its growing on me...

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mini-ism · 6 months ago

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hjm <333333

#i am. very tired ans thinkibn about him <333333 #my mannnnnnnnnnhhhh #welt yang #hi3 #honkai impact #honkai impact 3rd #hsr #honkai star rail #weltie!#joachim nokianvirtanen #💬.chattin #love so abd love himm #stupid squishy old man lovveeeyouuu #alien space #second eruption #oh also just felt i needed to add the fact i dont ship himewelt #not a himewelt post himewelt fans move on this is welt crumbs

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st-hedge · 10 months ago

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It wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card that I’d draw V again. Anyway I’ll go ahead ramble in the tags

#devil may cry 5 #dmc5 #dmc v #so I’ve replayed dmc5 a stupid amount of times since March #but to be fair it’s a very short game #but I’ve developed a hobby of trying to connect dots between v and Vergil #cuz the detail is actually so good #for instance even how he holds the cane is similar to how he handles Yamato #his expressions are so alike but it’s not obvious #but then I thought #why is vergil’s humanity some dweeb who is like 20 something #he is like closest age wise to his dmc3 version #(this has probably been answered but I wanted to figure it out myself)#then I remembered the line from v about how his humanity has finally returned #so has it been subdued and dormant ever since he got imprisoned by mundus #and is that why his humanity resembles his younger self #cuz the human vulnerable side of him has been dead #this is the only edition of Vergil I won’t drop kick on sight #human v is a dork ass goth who has a soft squishy heart #and he can’t even kill his brother who he hates so much when given the chance #UUUGGHHHHHHHHHH #don’t even get me started about the ordeal with Nero #v tried so hard to just see him as a tool but he knows that wasn’t the case

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gomzdrawfr · 9 days ago

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I love how large and robust your ghost is. Absolute unit.

thank u

every time i dodole him i be like

do i make him bigger (yes)

i want him bigger (yes)

i need him biggerr (yes)

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azmaarts · 5 months ago

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Still in my Drarry phase (even tho I never finished the series). These fanfics do be *smacking* tho.

Anyway, here’s my quick take on Harry:

#drarry #harry potter #ao3 fanart #I like to imagine Harry as squishy baby #he may be stupid #he may be scrawny #but my inner Molly Weasley wants to pinch those cheeks #the lil tuft of hair on the left is my Draco attempt #anyway #idk what im doing #originally I tried using movie as reference #but the fanfics told me he has a bird nest #and idk bout u #but I trust the fanfics #harry potter fanart #hp fanart

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mcapriglione-art · 1 year ago

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do you ever wanna just

#art #comic #funny #meme #my art #idk why but this stupid squishy organ thinks it's necessary for me to wake up 483920 times a night with my heart pounding and freaking out #OVER LITERALLY NOTHING!!!!

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manacore · 2 months ago

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I put the silly blue orb (wheat) through the pixel art machine (my brain)

#pixel art #wheatley #wheatley portal 2 #pixquare #i love this stupid blue ball #hes so squishy #i wanna put him in a blender #manafanart

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snivyartjpeg · 1 year ago

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baroryuu week day 5 - any AU

fire emblem aus my BELOVED!! here's dark knight barok and bow knight ryu (and they kiss and fall in love through the struggles of war and ride their horses off into the sunset)

#tgaa #the great ace attorney chronicles #barok van zieks #ryunosuke naruhodo #baroryuu #ryuubaro #fire emblem au #baroryuuweek2023 #baroryuuweek #barok is definitely an enemy commander that you recruit after defeating him #and his supports? oh baby #he definitely starts off antagonistic in his C support. maybe even B support but you can tell he lost his edge #by the A support he shows he is 100% willing to die for ryu and speaks of how he admired ryu as a tactician from the start #barok is definitely tanky. maybe not a heavy damage dealer but he martyrs himself as a protector #ryu i imagine is squishy and easy to kill but has a stupid high crit rate and a huge luck stat #barok's crit quote is absolutely 'pray forgive the discourtesy'#sorry im brainrotting

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carpetbug · 18 days ago

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doodle dump of my dog Sammy + our odd (and probably somewhat confusing on his behalf) interaction this morning as he tried to help me take a reference picture

#carpetbug doodles #not fandom #my dog #doodles between commission work and all I want to mindlessly draw is this stupid little squishy dog #i love him #he’s a helping helper btw. loves helping (standing in the way).

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dustcrumbs · 5 months ago

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you want a real rarepair? a very very very rarepair? Frisk kid. Monster kid x Frisk