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In HP canon transformed werewolves are impervious to Magick but not physical force. You'd think the ministry could have just used pews against the likes of Greyback but apparently they didn't even think of that. Lyall knew so much about werewolves but never thought to keep a pew in his house.
LYALL'S WIFE WAS A MUGGLE. HE HAD TO HAVE KNOWN WHAT PEWPEWS ARE. REMUS STILL MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN ATTACKED BUT IN CANON LYALL BEAT GREYBACK WITH A CHAIR UNTIL GREYBACK WENT BACK OUT THE WINDOW. A CHAIR. WHAT THE FFFF
WITH A PEWPEW HE COULD HAVE DEALT WITH GREYBACK THEN AND REMUS WOULD HAVE BEEN HIS *LAST VICTIM* NOT HIS 3RD OF HUNDREDS. HOW TF YOU GONNA WORK ON THE WEREWOLF CAPTURE UNIT AND
1) NOT EXPECT RETALIATION AT SOME POINT AND
2) NOT BE AWARE THAT MUGGLE PEWPEWS ARE ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS (AND PROBABLY THE MOST EFFECTIVE) TO STOP A TRANSFORMED WEREWOLF
Lyall, wtffff
#remus lupin#fenrir greyback#lyall lupin#harrypotter#wizarding world#pointless rant#stupid plot#ministry of magic#hope lupin
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i have not touched my mingyu fic in a hot minute WHY AM I STRUGGLING SO MUCH WRITING HTIS SSTORY
#rania rambles#stupid plot#jk i love the plot but i also stupidly don't#sorry to everyone waiting for this story!!#its my top priority rn but the plot aint plotting#and progress aint progressing
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Guys ive been reading peak
#dandadan#momo ayase#ayase momo#okarun#seiko ayase#ayase seiko#cant believe the actual plot of this show is “this guy's genitals were stolen and we have to get them back” 💀#theyre so funny i love these guys#its like if mob psycho and csm had a foolish baby#the stupids ever#dont get scared by that one scene in that first episode thats the worst it ever gets i heard the creator was forced to put it in or no manga#just like olan and that piss fight scene in final space sighhhhhhhh evil people in charge..............#okarun and ayase are so silly i love them sm they make me go YYYAAAAYYYYYY ^_^^^^^^^^^^#ignore the bad sizing for the letters my handwrutung is naturally horrible plus i was hella zoomed in shhhhhhhhhhh you see nothing........#LIVE LAUGH LOVE !!!!!!!! YAYYYYY !!!!!!!!!!!!
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I am terrible at the “messy middle”, so to speak, so I actually sucked it up and attempted to plot shit out. It makes sense; now I just have to write it 🤦♀️
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watching supernatural like
#the urge to skip every ep without cas in it is so strong#but i refrain#bc i'm scared of missing stupid key plot elements#castiel#misha#misha collins#spn#supernatural#supernatural rewatch#supernatural memes#spn memes#spn rewatch#destiel#emily yaps
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the dynamic of demigods thinking which other demigod is the most powerful is always amusing to me because. like, we know the big 3 kids are all the most powerful. That's just a fact of their universe. And then we know nearly every character views Percy as the strongest demigod, and most people are very rightfully intimidated by him.
and you look at the powers of the Big 3 kids and there's Percy, but then you realize Nico is just kind of objectively more powerful than him but simply chooses to hang out in Percy's shadow like he's Percy's scary dog privileges. Like, the two of them are pretty equally capable of causing multiple different apocalypses. Nico just also has like four different instakill powers and it's not like he doesn't use them. He very much uses them! Not infrequently, even! And they don't seem to take a significant amount of energy from him! And other demigods are pretty intimidated by both of them! But Nico makes a conscious point to keep his cards close to his chest and not let on exactly how dangerous and scary he can be if he wants to. People are already scared enough of him without knowing anything about him and he doesn't like that. Percy doesn't think about that nearly as much, and so usually just goes in guns blazing and that's part of why he's considered a wildcard. And then Nico himself puts Percy on a pedestal, so those who do know more about Nico's abilities then presume Nico knows something they don't about Percy that implies Percy is even stronger than him.
And even on a meta level Nico's narrative role requires him to be functionally more powerful than Percy, because he very often serves the purpose of getting Percy out of situations he can't handle on his own. That's just part of his function as a character! But also narratively he can't overshadow Percy so he just takes a backseat of his own accord and that's very amusing to me.
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#nico di angelo#i will also note it is implied though we never see that Hazel has the exact same powers as Nico#and Hazel has trained with her powers way longer than Nico has plus is older so theoretically is more powerful already#she killed a giant all by herself. sank a small island. and successfully subdued Gaea for like another 60 years#so given that + her also having Nico's powers then *Hazel* is theoretically the strongest demigod no contest#Jason and Thalia end up kind of nerfed by the plot in that neither is allowed to overshadow Percy either#but they dont play the same roles that characters like Nico do - Nico keeps getting stupid abilities just for convenience factor#and Bianca never got the opportunity to use many powers besides astral projection/dream manipulation and similarly hades kid illusion stuff#and general ghost stuff. and she does all that as a ghost really. her killing the skeleton wasnt even her powers that was just a normal sta#and it was just by virtue of her being a hades kid and fulfilling the ''can kill these skeletons'' requirement that it blew up#technically she also showcases underworld immunity with the lethe stuff wearing off but that's very subtle#Hazel also doesnt play the same role as Nico and so doesnt get to showcase all that#plus is similarly nerfed with the ''cant be cooler than Percy'' constraint and so never gets to really do anything#even though logistically she is the most powerful and should showcase the full extent of her abilities to the same degree as Percy and Nico#Jason at least gets a little bit more wiggle room than Thalia being a main protagonist#Nico just gets the most wiggle room out of both not being a protagonist and being functionally a dues ex machina most of the time#versus Thalia or Bianca who are only ever secondary or supporting characters
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My favorite hobby is making Yosuke uncomfortable
#souyo#my art#comic#im BACK IN BUSINESS#even tho this plot is so stupid#yosuke hanamura#souji seta#yu narukami#persona 4 fanart#chie satonaka#rise kujikawa#yukiko amagi#sorry for spamming the souyo tag so much#as you maybe can tell i rarely draw women lol#i split it up so the quality is a bit better :')
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have you been keeping up with gavv? because holy hell, i think the beginning arc has been one of the strongest beginnings we've had. so many goddamn emotional moments and crazy good fights
oh Gavv has been excellent so far, I've been enjoying it a lot! :> Shoma's an absolutely delightful protagonist, and the balance between "cute silly candy shenanigans" and "urban fantasy crime noir" is...working surprisingly well, actually?
although it does lead to the show basically having two modes:
#art#kamen rider#gavv#gavv spoilers#shoma: i'm going to take down my family's criminal drug and murder empire through candy-based vigilantism#that's it that's the show#gosh. i hope jeebh gets to have a longer-term plot about this and they don't just kill him off too in a couple of episodes#me rubbing my stupid little hands in glee at the PROSPECTS#also. toei. hey toei. c'mon.#let 👏 sachika 👏 be 👏 a 👏 rider 👏#she had shoma for five minutes and immediately was like 'if anything happens to him etc.'#she heard he got into a fight and her first reaction was to grab her cutely-decorated baseball bat and be all I'M READY TO KILL SOME GUYS#if she knew it was an option she would already be going out to get the ethically dubious genetic modification surgery#her whole character is about wanting to be useful LET HER FIGHT
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continuing thoughts from This Dream AU
re : why it might have taken the gang a while to find Bruce & Floyd
how about i erase just a little bit of the plot convenience from TBT
what if, bruce's postcard didn't survive unscathed, and they had to go off of john dory's foggy memory of the thing.
so like. they're stumbling their way through a bunch of could-be-heres before they hit on the correct one.
and what if, the Vacay Resort section was legit hard to find.
like, the entire island chain is still at Vacaytioner scale, right? so even if the search party's idea to eventually look there was right, it could still take a long time to navigate thru the tropical jungle on any individual island, let alone many of them.
.... aaaaand what if i drew way too much for a potential reunion anyways because i'm a sap
#ITS DONE. HUFFS#long post#undescribed#i can contrive so much plot from nothing watch this : pretzels myself into a knot#sandflakedrew#flickory#trolls hickory#trolls dickory#trolls floyd#trolls annelise#< just to keep the tags consistent ahaha#sorry hickory for drawing you all shaggy#but it is my Right every now n then to make a character look somewhat bedraggled#scrunkle that man#anywho#after this john becomes insufferable for a while#'HAHA I WAS RIGHT AND MY ~STUPID CLUE~ WAS SUPER IMPORTANT WEEEEEEE'#. also i'm not sure which implication is funnier#the idea that rhonda sneezing somehow caused a chain reaction that led to the postcard getting incinerated#or rhonda having fire sneezes
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#oh donkey Arthur your 10 seconds of screen time will forever live in my heart#a small throw away joke to make Arthur look stupid?#no sir what you’re looking at is something so special and important to me#I’ve noticed that there’s a pattern for the episodes that’s like it goes a serieous episode followed by a silly filler episode#so actually it goes plot then filler I’m realising I just hadn’t used proper terms for it cause I’m stupid#but after the last episodes of s2 and then the two at the beginning of s3#I was waiting for my silly episode reward#and boy howdy that was a silly episode#(im sick atm please just polite laugh and nod and be on your way)#my art#Merlin#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon
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I accidentally got really into X-Men lately, and I'm not immune to... them. 🥺❤️
#x-men#xmen#rogue#gambit#remy lebeau#anna marie lebeau#romy#listen#all I was gonna do was watch x-men 97#but a couple of episodes in I realized I should probably rewatch the original animated series#because I hadn't seen it since I was a kid and I didn't remember much#(also let's face it - kid me was way too stupid to understand the plot anyway)#(I just watched it because I thought the x-men were cool)#and then after rewatching the original series + 97#I didn't know what else to watch so I just watched x-men evolution#and then I found a bunch of 500+ pages 'essential x-men' collections at the thrift store#and was like WELP MIGHT AS WELL GET THESE#and also why don't I check out what comics the local library has?#(turns out a decent amount)#ANYWAY#here I am#in x-men hell
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Vhnemdkjf purble irep! Can we see more fairy irep and anti-fairy peri?
Yup!! During their schooling, where the most amount of swaps happened, the two would end up swapping in more than just color palettes!
Sometimes Peri would get caught scheming and plotting Irep's demise (Revenge for Ruining his Science Project). Or Irep will get caught doing something very nice and wholesome for another Fairy (Helping a new student find their way around school).
Just as Anti Cosmo and Cosmo has a bit of each other's personalities mixed up, Peri and Irep has a bit of an overlap in behaviors, haha. They both love to monologue, for example. The more swaps a pair does, the more mixed they get!
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop peri#peri#fop irep#irep#asks#itty bitties fop au#haha peri scheming is such a funny concept#since irep is terrible at succeeding you'd think this means peri is GREAT at executing plans right?#WRONG#they're both HORRIBLE at it#but while Irep usually fails due to his own oversights and intervention. Peri fails because.. he underestimates Irep's stupidity.#but also they're a bit different in their ways of plotting#irep monologues like a villain giving a triumphant speech#peri monologues like he's trying to sell you something#which. is fine and all! but trying to sell someone their own DOOM is... hrm. it irritates irep a lot.#also. i should. probably make note of this. though we'll get around to it eventually#there ARE consequences to swapping too much or too long.
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DP x DC Prompt
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There are no more heroes.
Well, okay. Rewind a bit.
Danny has been doing the hero thing for a while now. He’s had a big reveal; everyone has accepted him (including his parents), the GIW disbanded, the Anti-Ecto acts repealed, and generally, everything is going great. Some of the A-Listers are even training as junior ghost hunters to help give him a break from his rogues! (Being Ghost King makes things hectic sometimes, and he just needs the extra help. Sue him!)
The point is, literally nothing is wrong with Danny Phantom’s afterlife.
And then Valerie Gray, the Red Huntress, disappears in front of his eyes.
Danny is baffled! She’s just…gone! Valerie just popped out of existence, like she was never there. But no matter how hard he searches in the Ghost Zone, he can’t find her soul anywhere. His core isn't broken in grief. So she’s not dead. Which is good. So then, where is she?
Some of the others come forward with ideas on how to find her. A few ghosts volunteer to go out into the mortal realm, an area Danny had declared off-limits, to see if she was out there. Danny approves it. He rounds up some of the friendlier (i.e., discreet) ghosts and Amity Parkers and demolishes the outside travel ban.
So everyone spreads out, looking for their dear frenemy and teammate. But it becomes apparent very quickly that something is wrong with the rest of the world.
There are no more heroes.
Every single living superhero on the face of the Earth has just…vanished. Villains are running amok; the countries are in chaos! Some aliens are invading Earth, mythical deities are trying to take over, and society is crumbling to the ground. Everything is on the brink of collapse.
Well, Danny was still there. And so were his people. They were pretty spread out, so could they just…take up the mantles? He also knew where to find the souls of dead heroes in the Zone; surely they wouldn't mind coming out of retirement for a little bit, especially if they couldn't die again. Oh! And that skeleton army leftover from Pariah Dark's reign might be useful in repelling those invading forces.
Honestly, there were more than enough hands to go around! And with the heroes gone, Danny didn't mind letting everyone out for a little break, as long as they followed his rules. They wouldn't stop the search for the other heroes, but hopefully, when they found them, the heroes wouldn't mind Danny's intervention too much. :)
In other words:
Someone fucks up, and all of Earth's living heroes are either wished out of existence or are whisked away to some far-off realm where Danny hasn't checked yet. In the attempt to figure out what's going on, Danny lets the dead run amok over the Earth as they search for clues. The skeleton army repels the invading armies, the souls of dead heroes deal with the world leaders, and his rogues and other Amity Parkers set up shop in place of famous heroes, trying to get the cities under control again.
Basically, they just do their best to keep everything from imploding until the Justice League and others are back.
(And why is it that Danny hasn't disappeared? Well, whatever caused everyone to go poof! only affected living heroes. Anyone heroes that were dead in the first place, or even just half-dead, stayed behind.)
#pondhead blurbs#danny phantom#dpxdc#reveal gone right au#ghost king au#for plot reasons#it doesn't count if the hero had died and then came back to life#lots of heroes would still be around then#but this is me pushing the halfa!jason todd narrative work with me here he deserves the fun#deadman is there too#and he's just thriving honestly. it's so nice to be around his own kind even if the world is ending#maybe ellie is whooshed away too cause she never technically died but she took up danny's moniker when he was crowned#vlad is ecstatic cause danny put him in charge of several states while they looked for clues including Wisconsin#skulker is replacing superman and just has a shitty S painted on his chest and just eats kryptonite like candy the first time he meets Lex#Kitty and Johnny take over in gotham and sam is now the new wonder woman#idk man just stupid stuff like this#the press is flabbergasted cause the fucking KING OF GHOSTS just showed up and he's 14 and just looking for some friends#Danny: hey guys sorry about the zombies and fire i'm just here to find my coworker and lil sister and maybe the other heroes#Danny: in the meantime i'll just let my army into the mortal realm to defend it while we figure out what's going on pls don't yell at us :)#the press: how do we explain this to the justice league when they come back. how do we explain that earth was saved by a 14 year old boy-#also idk which heroes are technically dead but are still kicking so if you feel like someone deserves liminal status slap it on them idc#some villains are trying for world dominance and some are just trying to find their buddies. their fight buds. where'd they go? :(#joker gets bitch slapped by a skeleton two days in and waylon becomes bffs with wulf#danny uses the watchtower as a base of operations and it's the only thing he doesn't want to give up when the heroes are back#i have no plot ideas beyond this#i just want everyone to be baffled that an army of the dead showed up while they were gone and just made sure everything stayed cool#later danny realizes he was technically the ruler of the world for a bit since his people were everywhere keeping the villains in check
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Wangxian in public being disgustingly in love and the Juniors on a matchmaking mission
#Outsider POV and matchmaking my beloved#i feel like in the the Untamed version Wangxian probably took some time to get together#like after Wwx got back to the Cloud Recesses after his big journey they danced around each other#but still look exactly like a couple#and everyone is getting sick of their pining#so the Juniors are coming up with stupid plans to get them together and chaos ensures#i might have read every fanfic on Ao3 with this exact plot#might make a small comic with that idea one day#wangxian#wangxian fanart#the untamed#the untamed fanart#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wei wuxian#lan wangji#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#jin ling#ouyang zizhen#wei ying#lan zhan#wei wuxian fanart#lan wangji fanart#art#digital art
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what is this gay little t-pose thing he does. hello
#saw#saw iv#peter strahm#STUPID!#also i have about 25 percent of a clue what's going on in this film. the plot progression does nottt make sense 2 me
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