#stupid kuroo

[hinata-boke]

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i love having mismatched merch for characters, like here's kuroo tetsurou (18) high school volleyball player and his good friend bokuto koutarou (18) high school volleyball player

[katytheinspiredjjkblog]

[osamiuya]

some of my favourite post-chapter sketches from the manga!

[phosbogey]

[kings-highway]

Kuroo: I think I have, like, the opposite of abandonment issues.

Daichi: ...commitment issues?

Kuroo: I don't know... I thought that might be it but I don't want to say for sure, there could be so many other terms I haven't heard yet.

Daichi, turning to look directly into the camera:

[elurinwolfang]

YO! I'm like 3 days late but here's my art for Miyuki Kazuya's birthday I need him to look extra pathetic 24/7 almost everyday okay

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIYUKI!!!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Hope u like it :D Have a great day!!! Or a peaceful night!!! BYE

[sophistired18]

Timeskip Kryk part 2! (Sorta?)

Here's some kryk hc's/random scenarios i have if they didn't make a move in highschool and remained pining idiots :)

One thing for sure, I think they would both know that there was something there, but ofc they never talked about it. Especially bc Yaku was going to Russia. Since they didn't do anything about their feelings earlier they both tried sweeping it under the rug and act like it never happened. And ofc that pining never really goes away, but the distance sorta helps. (Not really they miss each other so much)

Kuroo is going in as an intern for the Japan Volleyball Association and sends a photo of him in his new suit and asking if he looks okay for his first day. Yaku leaves it on seen. Kuroo dies inside bc does he actually look that bad?? It makes him panic alittle, although in the end he does very well on his first day, but he's still butt hurt by Yaku's lack of response. Only until the day after does Yaku respond "You look good" and "Sorry. I was busy". This makes Kuroo get mad but also ashamed at how happy it made him feel for Yaku complimenting him.

On the otherhand, Yaku cannot stop freaking out at how fucking good Kuroo looked in that suit. After a good 10 minutes of just gawking at a poorly taken selfie of his "I'm getting over him" crush, Yaku decides his heart cannot handle this today so he makes the hard choice of ghosting Kuroo so that he doesn't accidentally blurt how hot he thinks Kuroo looks. He feels bad but it was a necessary sacrifice to save himself from falling for him all over again. Although it's too late for that bc that image was ingrained into his mind all day.

Kuroo tries not to, but he stalks Yaku's insta page for "Volleyball Research purposes". Kai tries to remind him "You know that's your friend right? You can literally just ask him how he's doing instead of stalking his story to see if he's eaten dinner yet".

Kai, Kuroo, and Yaku are facetiming and Yaku mentions that his hair is getting long. Kuroo asks if he's gonna get a haircut, but deep down he's crying bc yaku looks so cute with his shaggy bangs, please don't chop them. A week later, Yaku posts on his story his new undercut and re-styled bangs that are swept back in the same way that Kuroo is swept off his feet the moment he sees them. Kuroo realizes it might be too late to get over his best friend bc how is he supposed to when this best friend looks THAT GOOD. He screenshots the photo and has failed many times to delete it.

Kuroo sends treats and trinkets from Japan to Yaku on his birthday, which makes Yaku super happy but also super homesick. And it also makes him feel a bit bad bc he only facetimed for Kuroo's birthday. He tells Kuroo he'll send a gift for the next birthday and Kuroo says he doesn't have to, but he does anyways. So now for every birthday for the past 8 years, they've been doing gift exhanges from Japan and Russia. Yaku likes to send treats he enjoys or thinks Kuroo would like, or he'll send something he hasn't tried yet so that they can both try it and review it together over facetime.

One weekend for a business trip, Kuroo meets a very pretty lady who matches what his type in women was when he was younger. She was interested in him and he thought why not, I'm a grown man I can go on dates. The entire time he was expecting it to go wrong or for her to disagree with him, yet none of that happened. The date actually went smooth, she even shared some interests with him. He was sure that she was exactly the kind of person that he would've wanted as a partner a few years ago. But after he walked her to the train station and wished her a safe trip, he immediately called Yaku on impulse. He told him how he went on a date, which Yaku responded asking how it went. Kuroo tells him it went absolutely smooth and that she seems to really likes him. And when Yaku asks "Do you like her?" Kuroo hesitates, "I think I do?". But he wasn't sure how to answer when Yaku says, "Then why do you sound so upset?". After a while in silence, Kuroo just sighs, "I guess we just got along too well. The entire night I suppose I was searching for something else. Something more." They end the call soon afterwards, in attempt to try not to let the implications of those words sink in.

Yaku flies down to Tokyo to visit family for a few days. Kuroo tries not to freak out. He hasn't seen Yaku in 3 years but it feels like its been a decade. He knew about Yaku's departure 3 weeks in advance, so he planned accordingly to find time to hang out with him, but nothing could've prepared him for all of a sudden 4 big meetings back to back all during the week Yaku would be staying, with one of the meetings, if his presentation went well, potentially granting him a promotion. Even then, he seriously considers calling in sick. Yaku tells him over the phone that he's an absolute idiot and he should not risk a promotion for this. He ends up not being able to see Yaku at all, bummed that he didn't even have the time to take Yaku to the airport. Although based on the photo taken from a lunch that Yaku and Kai had bc they were actually able to meet up, Kuroo thinks that maybe it's a blessing in disguise that he didn't see Yaku in person. Bc now he's certain that he would've folded right then. Bc if Yaku looked that good with udon broth all over his lips in a photo, then Kuroo might just die if he sees Yaku in front of him.

Yaku is at a bar celebrating with some of his teammates when Kuroo calls Yaku to wish him a merry Christmas. Yaku steps out the bar and they talk about nostalgic memories, which gets Yaku teary eyed and he's glad they're not facetiming rn bc one, Kuroo can't see how much of a sap he is rn, and two, if he sees Kuroo's face he might actually bawl. When Kuroo wishes him goodnight, Yaku enters the bar with his heart too full that it might just explode. He tries to stay cheery and hang with his teammates, but at some point he had a bit too much to drink, and he just begins crying. His teammates are shocked and keep asking him what's wrong, but then Yaku sobs, they don't know what to do because he's only speaking in Japanese. The day afterwards, Yaku wakes up with a horrible hangover with no recollection of his sob session at the bar. It's only until years later that its brought up again. It was when Kuroo visits Russia for the first time, Yaku introduces him to some of his teammates, with one of them giving Kuroo a confused look that Kuroo quotes as "a life threatening mafia glare" and "He looks like he wants to skin me". It's only until a few days later when Kuroo has returned to Japan and they are all having lunch where the teammate begins laughing and says Kuroo's name as if he had a revelation. This makes Yaku absolutely confused so he asks whats so funny. His teammate pulls out his phone and presses play on a recorded video and laughs "We never understood what you were saying, but I remember I kept hearing you cry 'Kuroo'. It's only now that I realized what 'Kuroo' meant." Yaku is mortified at the video of him sobbing, and his teammates begin poking at him to translate for them but Yaku only blushes so hard at his own cries in the video. He hopes that Kuroo will never see this video, otherwise it'd be the equivalent of Yaku professing his undying love and how much he is NOT over his highschool crush. Luckily, his teammates can't understand a word he is saying and unfortunately, he can't reach the phone from their hand in the air when he tries to delete the video due to their almost 2 ft height difference.

[someonemb]

I saw this on Instagram and I could only think of them.

I had so much fun drawing this. Reminds me of my very first Haikyuu drawing from 2016 which, coincidentally, also involved these four.

[19calicos]

kuroo and ube (it’s ikwtl canon)

[coolpointsetta]

oikawa & kuroo & bokuto and why they’re the greatest trio (and too powerful to be left alive)

oikawa & kuroo: the flirting friends

kuroo: babe, give me ONE NIGHT i will change your life, i will ruin you for anyone else, i am madly in love with you please don’t go home to your boyfriend!

oikawa, wolf whistling at kuroo while he plays beach volleyball with iwaizumi and akaashi: looking good hot stuff!!

kuroo & bokuto: bro

kuroo, lovingly: dude, i couldn’t imagine my life without you

bokuto, adoringly: man, a day without you is like a day without drinking water

bokuto & oikawa: energy (attention whore) x energy (attention giver) = headache for everyone else

bokuto, at the zoo: WE HAVE TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS FIRST

oikawa, loudly: NO, THE MONKEYS! ELEPHANTS COME AFTER

bokuto: YOU’RE SO SMART! YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL ! YOU’RE PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

oikawa, jumping into his arms: I LOVE YOU

[joy-girl]

To think that I wanted to go to the cinema when the Haikyuu movie was in theaters, and I was kinda curious to watch it... and then I didn't because I knew nothing about it..........

[whoreshijima]

Which Haikyuu boy would you let mansplain to you??

[phoenix-eclipses]

Anyways random fun fact I may delete later

But when widgets first became a thing I made one of my pages on my phone just be edited pictures of fictional characters I was attached to and they started as like lil motivational things to get through school (cause this was like junior year I think so very exam heavy year) but it slowly became severely unhinged and chaotic messages but whenever I passed the page it made me smile and feel better so it did its job but I have erased all evidence of these pictures because I was embarrassed at the fact they actually helped me

[aranakula]

i keep mistaking wriothesley for kuroo,,,

[petrichorium]

Ranking my blorbos based upon which ones I’d most trust to take care of me after my wisdom teeth removal

[alishamaybe]

bokuto brings out the stupid in kuroo