#stupid fucks

[childrenofcain-if]

i am writing the main story. just so you know that i need time to finish chapters that are more than 100k words when i’m a full time uni student.

if you have so little faith in me when i’ve put so much thought, time and effort into this story, you should do us both a favour and leave. you’re saving yourself the non-existent ‘disappointment’ and i’m saving myself the headache of reading through more of these stupid asks.

i have no obligation to write for you. i’ll do it when i feel like it. stop acting like you’re paying me to write. the audacity you have would make people think like you’re providing me paychecks every month tf? i’m not your servant, goofy.

you don’t like the scenarios? fine, great. but many of my readers do so i suggest you just move along now and boss around some other IF author.

[fadeintolight]

“do you wanna know the domestic incidents that me and phil have on the daily” YEAH SO my heart immediately gave out at the word domestic this is my ghost speaking

[lirerq]

[sunny-boooo]

Today I offer more Kaimon, tomorrow? Who knows.

Plus lineless bc it looks kinda cool.

[yourlocaltrashcannn]

When someone says the most outlandish god awful shit you’ve ever fucking heard in your life

“Is this bitch serious?”

“No actually what the fuck-?”

[kissmizmf]

More!! MORE!! more more jump.what?

[vaniitthy]

Nah bro why is my temple a bad ass 😭😭

[gnarskilledii]

"im trans-ed!!" ur gonna be transasphyxiated in a minute after i fucking hang you

[the-aspiring-jester]

ITS NOT EVEN THE 19TH YET WTF

[drivemysoul]

Fuck radfems. All my homies hate radfems.

nobody hates women more than radfems i swear

[justafanaticalhuman]

YouTube is getting greedier and greedier with their ads bc why the FUCK am I watching 2 unskippable ads before the video starts, and then as soon as I can watch the video, and I need to skip to the relevant tutorial part, I get another 2 parts. WHY IS IT WHEN I SKIP AGAIN, I GET ANOTHER 2 UNSKIPPABLE ADS. WHY AM I WATCHING 8+ ADS ON A SINGLE VIDEO YOUTUBE YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

[crepusculum-rattus]

man o(-( i miss when my job didn’t fucking Suck

[the-phant0m-cat]

Favorite part of getting a new phone is finding out all the random garbage changes they've made to make it worse. Like why the fuck is the new tech standard "remove random fucking features just to piss the customer off"??? Go fuck yourself.

Anyway whoever decided to remove the headphone jack from phones should be fucking killed.

[wiltingdecay]

wacom: a drawing tablet company who makes products exclusively for artists that actually fucking draw their own work

also wacom: yeah we'll save a few dollars by using ai for a promotional image instead of hiring an artists we see no way this could possibly backfire onto us

[kiska-enthusiast]

i love living in a state with zero reproductive rights