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maddrumsticks2 · 7 months ago

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Bro one of my dragons decided to suicide bomb me

RIP idiot dragon that thought it could kill me. All you gave me was maybe a small bump on my head, a headache, and shocked tears.

Was it worth it????

#lego #dragon #random #got bullied #by an inanimate object #bro what the heck #stupid dragon #didn't think this theough didja

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seawingwof · 2 years ago

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This is my 2020 stupid art

#dragon #go away you stupid dragon!#notebook #my old notebook #my old sketchbook #2020 art #stupid boi #boi #bro #bruh #f*ck #stupid #shit #stupid dragon #blah blah blah

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psin314 · 3 months ago

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spite is like their naughty little cat.

#dragon age #dragon age veilguard #datv #dragon age rook #spite dragon age #lucanis dellamorte #lucanis x rook #rookanis #murat de riva #my oc #he did nothing wrong let him 👀#just wanted to make a stupid joke and draw lucanis' fur ngl😔✋#psins spicy stuff

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nextstopwonderland · 10 months ago

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Everyone doin post match promos except for Bryan 😡

#stupid dragon

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arcane-gold · 3 months ago

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hello rookanis nation. can i present rel and lucanis’s dynamic. sun and moon trope, one with boundless energy and one who gets 2 hours of sleep a night, guy i pulled by being an idiot, etc. they’re special to me

#rookanis #lucanis dellamorte #datv #dragon age the veilguard #veilguard #dragon age #reposting bc i wanted to format it differently thank u thank u #anyway what i said in the other tags is that when spite sleepwalks rel never wakes lucanis up he just like hangs out with spite #they play wicked grace #also rel isn’t allowed in the kitchen bc he burnt a hole in the pan one time trying to make an omelette #and yes of course rel is a sweets guy ofc i chose the sweet drinks option #rel is full of boundless optimism and stupidity #him and lucanis are like that one tumblr post about being morosexual #rel: what color is the pink panther #lucanis taking his clothes off: rel you’re so fucking stupid #my art

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innieirving · 3 months ago

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rook: *obvious flirting* emmrich: 😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯😳😳😳??????????

bonus:

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t2ukky · 5 months ago

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((Piccolo then choked on his drink and had a coughing fit.))

Was thinking about how funny things turn out with Piccolo and the Son family and this silly idea came out.

#dragon ball #dbz #dbs #piccolo #son gohan #son pan #son goku #t2ukky poots #pan doesn't understand double entendre she's like 3 piccolo c'mon man #sorry this is so stupid kfjsdkjfsdk

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verflares · 1 year ago

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NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.

also on inprnt :]

#light dragon #zelda #princess zelda #totk #totk spoilers #loz #loz fanart #blacked out and drew this . she is the tortured babygirl of alltime forever and always. the cosmic unfavourite. love her #ftr the pose here is the dying swan which is very thematically appropriate #but that stupid mandela catalogue/deltarune remix has been stuck in my head bcus i kept listening to it while painting. and well #my art

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thimblings · 1 month ago

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get with the Crow-gram, Davrin

#datv spoilers #veilguard spoilers #dragon age spoilers #dragon age veilguard #rook de riva #lucanis dellamorte #davrin dragon age #Marisol de Riva #illario dellamorte #i have THOUGHTS about illario lol i love him actually #and i encourage lucanis to forgive/spare him because like illario is just doing what he was technically raised to do????#i do think illario spirals a bit when he realizes that zara didn't kill lucanis and instead tortured him #and then a lot of the stupid choices he makes after that are like...trying to “fix” it #but also having read the wigmaker job i'm like...i feel like there's some blood magic or something afoot with illario bc like?? ;-;#but also tho literally every time illario comes up in conversation lucanis is like MY IDIOT COUSIN - if i was illario i'd just start biting

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lazylittledragon · 4 months ago

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i need guenhwyvar to be Cat so bad

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #forgotten realms #drizzt do'urden #legend of drizzt #ra salvatore didn’t write about ALL the cups and plates that guen destroyed in blingdenstone but i know the truth #i think all the art i've made exists somewhere between homeland and exile/during exile #bc that's where i am rn and i will not spoil myself #her purrs must be SO loud #enough to cause an earthquake #i love these stupid books so much i'm so ill #she's literally described as his first and closest friend you CANNOT tell me he doesn't give her all the scritches and snuggles she wants

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ajihaew · 13 days ago

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nothing can excite me unless it's you!

#yugioh #ygo #yu gi oh #seto kaiba #yami yugi #pharaoh atem #prideshipping #toni told me to watch yugioh so this one's for her #if i had more time i would have found some actual hieroglyphics but i couldn't. so back of the card sleeves we get. sorry #kaiba's armor is mostly based off bewd but the boots + shapes are mostly accurate except for his stupid ps4 coat spike #yami's stuff is primarily based on hunting paintings and archery armor... his horse is the red eyes black dragon #“the way they are holding these weapons is crazy” just wait until you see the paintings the poses are based on #art

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ruushes · 5 months ago

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🗣️ pay ‼️🗣️ attention ‼️🗣️ to ‼️🗣️ him ‼️

#davrin #my ocs #dav #datv #dragon age #my art #i dont have to wait for dav to come out to make stupid posts #dav? datv? is there a consensus on that yet #gonna feel a little silly if the game is bad but it must be said: i love a beast #oh and ofc extremely tentative rook thoughts the only visual design concept rn is ‘curly’ and MAYBE ‘blonde’

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kinascorner · 8 months ago

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In Memoriam of the 3 party member system😔, a curated selection of some of my favorite three-way dialogues.

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100% support the devs on doing what they need to to balance gameplay, and i'm excited to try the new combat system, but I'll miss the surprise additions to chatter.

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mohntilyet · 2 months ago

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caterina's datamined character description calling her korean-italian and early lucanis designs having him look east asian . i'll just do everything myself i guess

assorted thoughts: caterina is fully 'korean' or whatever the thedas equivalent would be in this design, and clawed her way to the top of the crow food chain after years of work. their armor is something caterina forcibly incorporated to distinguish house dellamorte from the other crows, and a symbol of their status because they get it custom made or imported. of course race-equivalents do not really exist in thedas or this world but i also will never forget how gaider just implied (east) asian people don't exist in thedas because it just so happens that there are no asians on the continent of thedas (guy who forgot about boats) . explode and die. there's not the same kind of discrimination as exists irl ofc (and the dellamortes are actually treated fine, much better than a mage or elf) but a level of xenophobia against foreigners from a different continent. illario looks the least like her, and passes for being fully antivan, which changes how he is recieved by the other crows.

and sorry if the korean is bad please actually let me know if it's horribly translated i relied on google translate . if you are one of ten asian dragon age fans feel free to talk to me at any given moment.

#there's also some things in my mind about illario's ability to pass as an antivan while not really being antivan at all #so he's actually partially rivaini. and how differently he sees his family being treated whereas he gets the privilege of passing #but isn't at all 'antivan' . and while he tries to distinguish himself as being like caterina and her heir etc.#he is Aware of the difference in how he is perceived. i can really make anything about immigrants fr LOL #if you the dragon age fan reading this are korean feel free to give me constructive criticisms PLEASE.#it was all referenced off the 'joseon army' wikipedia page with some da-specific embellishments #oh plus modern styles of hanbok. ok. thats it #and other thoughts from my own background. lol #dragon age #illario dellamorte #lucanis dellamorte #caterina dellamorte #veilguard #my art #edit. slight adjustment because technically gaider has been misquoted #but its still a stupid fucking idea #you cant decide you're including india dressed up as the roman empire and say 'dorian is indian' without thinking of THE SPICE TRADE #NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE SILK ROAD AND CREATING FANTASY EQUIVALENTS ANYMORE

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kiivg · 3 months ago

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.hav to kib him 💋.

#dragon age #davrin #dragon age veilguard #dav #rook #davrook #davrin x rook #rook x davrin #dav rook #Farid Thorne #rook thorne #sketch #.dlc where I just go on a date with Davrin 🙂‍↕️👍.#.just to say being a warden w/ him is better than being a LoF jsyk.#.also I made another stupid old man ship and idk if I’m ever gonna draw that bc it’s insane but also I can’t be the only one who saw it.#.in a game with mad hair physics and I choose balding ponytail ☺️👌.

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bpdlottiematthews · 8 months ago

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Otto: Your other son, Daeron

Alicent and every audience member who hasn’t read the book:

#i cannot believe this it’s so fucking stupid to introduce him now 😭😭😭#alicent hightower #otto hightower #daeron targaryen #house of the dragon #hotd #asoiaf #so fucking stupid #fire and blood #holy shit the notes #4k

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