#stupid cops

[sissa-arrows]

Video description: A group of French cops is marching and they fall on each other because of a rope between two poles. They get up and are confused just like the other cops. At the end they bring a circular saw to cut the rope.

You know grades mean nothing. Good or bad grades don’t make you smart or stupid. But the fact that they fucking got tricked by a Tom & Jerry trap… they do deserve their latest nickname of 7/20 (that’s the AVERAGE grade at the police exam… people with grades as low as 5/20 become cops and the questions are middle school level). What are we doing next? Throwing bananas peels and marbles on the floor?! They are falling because of a VISIBLE ROPE BETWEEN TWO POLLS. They keep telling us that cops get wounded while on duty and I keep being like “stop lying” but they probably aren’t even lying they are just not saying that the cops are wounded because they fall into cartoons’ traps… and the way they all stopped and someone foot a tool to cute the rope… like can’t they step over the rope or just untie the knots?!?

To quote @el-shab-hussein “who’s winning Bugs Bunny or the French police?” 😂 my answer is Bugs Bunny.

[grumpypharmtech]

$500k isn't enough but at least the cop got fucking fired and his shitheel boss got demoted.

Fuck cops.

[theviolettulip]

This needs to be preserved, just like those bodies.

god this tickles me

(OP's tiktok here)

[theapachevikingnomadfromhell]

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[attyrocious]

survivor's guilt

[bluastro-yellow]

Kurvitz stresses that Kim doesn't actually have a character sheet hidden in Disco Elysium's code. Imagining that Lieutenant Kitsuragi has only one natural attribute point in Motorics helps the ZA/UM team to understand the depth of his character beyond what's referenced in the game's dialogue. "We just came up with this stuff for coherency," says Kurvitz. "And because we're nerds."

"I like to think Kim has a Thought Cabinet project called Revolutionary Aerostatic Brigades that he's worked on since he was a teenager," Kurvitz says. "This raises the learning caps for his Reaction Speed and Interfacing."

Kim's high Volition skill makes him impervious to prying, Kurvitz says, as the detective can find out on occasions being met with Kim's brick-wall resolve. Kim often chastises these whims of the detective's, but will occasionally play along. The Lieutenant finds his new partner funny, says Kurvitz.

Kim is naturally shit at Motorics and thinks Harry is funny source

[cardentist]

I hate the man vs bear question, because the only time I've seen a man use it to talk about his experience being raped there were literally hundreds upon thousands of replies victim blaming him and insisting that being raped is a thing that can only happen to women and he should've just "manned up"

but I can't talk about that without being derailed instantly because losers and incels want to use the talking point as an opportunity to complain about gold diggers and women cucking them or whatever the fuck

we can never Actually have a productive conversation about how sexism negatively impacts men, Especially victims and marginalized people, because sexist men will always take the spotlight and radfems will use it as an excuse to pretend like these two groups are the same.

I think it's a bad thing to present all men as inherently predatory, not because of "not all men" bullshit or whatever, but because people use gender essentialism as an excuse to hurt minorities and silence victims. I think it's Bad to present a kind of suffering that anyone can experience as unique to one kind of person and then mock and belittle people who come out to talk about their experiences with it.

I think "rape is a thing that Happens to women and something that men Do" is an inherently flawed framework that has only been used to justify violence. against men of color, against trans women, against male victims, against marginalized men. because "men are inherently violent and can only hurt women, not be hurt by them" is used to justify framing a Type of man (or someone who's perceived as a man) as dangerous and in need of being Removed.

[destinyesque]

[strangeswift]

i think mike and will play house when they’re little kids, like they pretend to be husband and wife. and then when lucas joins the group and wants to be included mike is like okay well i guess you can be .. our son? and then years later when they’re like 13 lucas brings it up as a funny story and mike is like DON’T talk about that. and lucas is like ok damn chill out bro. fast forward to a few years later when mike and will start dating and lucas is like Oh okay it was a touchy subject i get it. when he brings it up again will thinks it’s hilarious but mike is just like.. go to your room, you’re fucking grounded and additionally i am putting you up for adoption.

[sidus-viat0r]

i’m in this new club but the first rule is i can’t talk about it. the second rule is also that i can’t talk about it

[juniikatt]

disco elysium art dump (mid-playthrough!) while i just,, try my best to figure out how to draw these losers

ft kim and harry if he just. was slightly more adjusted and okay

[kannra21]

Actually they started taking it off 😢

lol it's back!

[microvibing]

I really want to see Tre in the show

[yuridovewing]

always makes me uncomfortable when wc fans genuinely seem to think mapleshade is an entitled cunt for being in a halfclan relationship and wanting her children to grow up in thunderclan without issue

[sometimesmaybespoof]

When she Half on my Life till I 2

[iwasbored777]

I wanna know what's going on in the heads of everyone who watched Deadpool & Wolverine and think that the movie wasn't gay. Did you even watch the right movie?