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Video description: A group of French cops is marching and they fall on each other because of a rope between two poles. They get up and are confused just like the other cops. At the end they bring a circular saw to cut the rope.
You know grades mean nothing. Good or bad grades don’t make you smart or stupid. But the fact that they fucking got tricked by a Tom & Jerry trap… they do deserve their latest nickname of 7/20 (that’s the AVERAGE grade at the police exam… people with grades as low as 5/20 become cops and the questions are middle school level). What are we doing next? Throwing bananas peels and marbles on the floor?! They are falling because of a VISIBLE ROPE BETWEEN TWO POLLS. They keep telling us that cops get wounded while on duty and I keep being like “stop lying” but they probably aren’t even lying they are just not saying that the cops are wounded because they fall into cartoons’ traps… and the way they all stopped and someone foot a tool to cute the rope… like can’t they step over the rope or just untie the knots?!?
To quote @el-shab-hussein “who’s winning Bugs Bunny or the French police?” 😂 my answer is Bugs Bunny.
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$500k isn't enough but at least the cop got fucking fired and his shitheel boss got demoted.
Fuck cops.
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This needs to be preserved, just like those bodies.
god this tickles me
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Decided to try something new. On the pilot episode of Weird Tabloid Foolishness, I'll be discussing strange WTF stories from the news. The 1st story about a Black Metal band apologizing for throwing severed pigs head a Houston, Tx show, Anti-abortion activist arrested after climbing the Las Vegas sphere and Minnesota cop sucking on experimental drug testing machine. This channel is supported exclusively by the viewers like you. Please send your digital donations to support my work to CashApp, Chime, PayPal and Venmo to rockinrobsa210. Thank you very much.
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survivor's guilt
#one piece#trafalgar law#one piece fanart#op1081 spoilers#heart pirates#the small skull is meant to be lami but how tf am i suppose to draw that#i didnt wanna do hair bc thats a cop out + then i had to draw everyones hair for consistency#i painted her hairclip on and then removed it bc it looks stupid sitting there clipped to nothing#anyway idt the hearts are dead but man can u imagine having 3 traumatic instances of survivors guilt now
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"Her mother was just the final nail in the coffin. She tried so hard to do things right, and all she got in return was pain and heartbreak"
Literally!! I can't believe people are saying Caitlyn is overreacting, her mom is dead you idiot!! What do you mean she's overreacting!? You people have never seen a character go through such stages of grief, despair, and devastation. Caitlyn has been through the worst experiences of her life because of Jinx's attempted murder, kidnapping, torture, and now the death of her mother. I mean, Caitlyn's personality change and her intense hatred for Jinx and loss herself are completely understandable.
Look how scared she is, we don't know what hell Caitlyn went through when Jinx kidnapped her, but that expression on her face says it all.
And let's not forget that Caitlyn in episode 1 refused the order to invade Zaun. Even after her mother's death she still didn't want to use violence, and we later saw that she would go there for only three goals.
And indeed she did, she attacked those gangs present in Zaun "Gangs that were hurting people and children in Zaun".
(And of course we shouldn't forget that she didn't suddenly change her mind, but rather because of the attack caused by Ambessa that made her reach this level of anger)
And now Ambessa will definitely play an important role in Caitlyn's character change by inciting her to seek revenge.
Ambessa manipulates everything and puts someone in power she can easily control
Another thing I found weird is how some people think in this ridiculous way to say that Caitlyn wants to kill the child or that Caitlyn wants to kill Vi. Are you really serious? Literally, you have never seen in any show or movie a character who is angry and loses control after that, don't you know when a person is angry they don't see it in front of them especially since she didn't want to make Jinx run away again, this was her chance to take revenge on the person who ruined her life completely (Caitlyn's actions are logical and her anger and sadness did not come from nothing or came from her mother's death only, but came from other things that were piling up on Cait which led to her explosion)
And as I was saying Caitlyn just wanted to kill Jinx, anger and sadness at that moment took over her. Jinx had NO mercy with Caitlyn, there is nothing that softens her actions.
And I hope you guys remember the true core of Caitlyn, she was trying to do what is good and she gets bombed, kidnapped, and her mom dead now.
#And of course there are other things the writers want to show in Caitlyn's character and her arc.#more than she is just being a cop or a dictator or these stupid names that these kids who watch the show give her.#caitlyn#no one will make me hate you Caitlyn#caitlyn support#caitlyns defender#caitlyn kiramman#caitlyn arcane#arcane caitlyn#jinx#jinx arcane#arcane jinx#ambessa#ambessa medarda#ambessa arcane#vi#vi arcane#isha#isha arcane#caitvi#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#arcane netflix#league of legends#..
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Kurvitz stresses that Kim doesn't actually have a character sheet hidden in Disco Elysium's code. Imagining that Lieutenant Kitsuragi has only one natural attribute point in Motorics helps the ZA/UM team to understand the depth of his character beyond what's referenced in the game's dialogue. "We just came up with this stuff for coherency," says Kurvitz. "And because we're nerds."
"I like to think Kim has a Thought Cabinet project called Revolutionary Aerostatic Brigades that he's worked on since he was a teenager," Kurvitz says. "This raises the learning caps for his Reaction Speed and Interfacing."
Kim's high Volition skill makes him impervious to prying, Kurvitz says, as the detective can find out on occasions being met with Kim's brick-wall resolve. Kim often chastises these whims of the detective's, but will occasionally play along. The Lieutenant finds his new partner funny, says Kurvitz.
Kim is naturally shit at Motorics and thinks Harry is funny source
#THE GUY WHO SO MANY THOUGHT WAS THE MISSING MOTORICS BUILD IS BAD AT THEM#and thinks cop types are stupid <3#the bajillion points in authority make even more sense. he probably has a lot of natural points in the purple skills?#(addition: so empathy too T_T !!!)#so this means he had to put a lot of points in composture on purpose. and had to learn how to sew and repair motorcarriages the hard way?#the interfacing learning cap is higher but he still had to put points in it to have more than 1#his perception is abysmal and it stayed so#his hand/eye coordination is also bad. his shooting posture is horrible. I wonder how he got to 7/10#I want to poke this nerd with a stick#disco elysium#release the kim character sheet now. what the hell is volta do mar I need to know#he must have volta do mar. h/e coordination. kinetic dressage#(and something related to authority)#they're all in the clothes in the zaum atelier
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I hate the man vs bear question, because the only time I've seen a man use it to talk about his experience being raped there were literally hundreds upon thousands of replies victim blaming him and insisting that being raped is a thing that can only happen to women and he should've just "manned up"
but I can't talk about that without being derailed instantly because losers and incels want to use the talking point as an opportunity to complain about gold diggers and women cucking them or whatever the fuck
we can never Actually have a productive conversation about how sexism negatively impacts men, Especially victims and marginalized people, because sexist men will always take the spotlight and radfems will use it as an excuse to pretend like these two groups are the same.
I think it's a bad thing to present all men as inherently predatory, not because of "not all men" bullshit or whatever, but because people use gender essentialism as an excuse to hurt minorities and silence victims. I think it's Bad to present a kind of suffering that anyone can experience as unique to one kind of person and then mock and belittle people who come out to talk about their experiences with it.
I think "rape is a thing that Happens to women and something that men Do" is an inherently flawed framework that has only been used to justify violence. against men of color, against trans women, against male victims, against marginalized men. because "men are inherently violent and can only hurt women, not be hurt by them" is used to justify framing a Type of man (or someone who's perceived as a man) as dangerous and in need of being Removed.
#discourse#transandrophobia#transmisogyny#trans unity#queer unity#yeah okay “not all men” is stupid#but would you call the cops on a black man because he was “suspiciously” standing in public
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#link click#ok so that scene. my first thought was 'damn thats kinda gay ngl' and my second thought was 'he couldve done like. anything else'#ok maybe not if alternate timeline theory is right but still#the cops already know he has superpowers he couldve told them that cxs was in danger and just like. driven like a normal person#but no he had to do all that. in cat pajamas no less#probably ripping all of his stitches#the next ep is gonna open w lg passing out bc he reopened his stab wounds#lg is so fucking stupid n i love that about him#lu guang#cheng xiaoshi#shiguang
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i think mike and will play house when they’re little kids, like they pretend to be husband and wife. and then when lucas joins the group and wants to be included mike is like okay well i guess you can be .. our son? and then years later when they’re like 13 lucas brings it up as a funny story and mike is like DON’T talk about that. and lucas is like ok damn chill out bro. fast forward to a few years later when mike and will start dating and lucas is like Oh okay it was a touchy subject i get it. when he brings it up again will thinks it’s hilarious but mike is just like.. go to your room, you’re fucking grounded and additionally i am putting you up for adoption.
#byler#this is stupid. anyway.#one thing about 6 year old me is i would be in the tiny plastic kitchen cooking some plastic fried chicken for my 6 year old husband#his name was kevin we were very happy together but he’s a cop now#anyway.
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always makes me uncomfortable when wc fans genuinely seem to think mapleshade is an entitled cunt for being in a halfclan relationship and wanting her children to grow up in thunderclan without issue
#i get ppl are angry about frecklewish misogyny but like. you dont fix that by being misogynistic towards maple#tbh i kinda wish we never got mapleshade’s vengeance and they just left her backstory to interpretation#bc it did unfixable damage to the fandom#its always so frustrating to me too bc like. why are we acting like shes a stupid evil bitch for THAT and not the murders#i repeat my old post: ‘’this character is bad bc they broke the code!’’ what are you a cop
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i’m in this new club but the first rule is i can’t talk about it. the second rule is also that i can’t talk about it
#tyler durden#fight club#fight club 1999#soapshipping#narrator fight club#my art#digital art#this stupid guy#i’m going to kill him#anhywas i liked this movie yeah🥳#should i cop as a charm#I LITERALLY FORGOT WHAT HIS OUTFIT LOOKS LIKE I HAD TO GUESS. HELP M
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disco elysium art dump (mid-playthrough!) while i just,, try my best to figure out how to draw these losers
ft kim and harry if he just. was slightly more adjusted and okay
#disco elysium#disco elysium fanart#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#theyre both such losers#stupid fucking disco cop#and the coolest guy ive ever seen#and#guess what#theyre GAY#kim kitsuragi fanart#harry du bois fanart
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When she Half on my Life till I 2
#Spoofsart#Gordon Freeman#halflife2#half life#Alyx Vance#Freemance#PlatonicFreemance#can be seen as romantic if youd like! i like both versions of freemance! ^^ i just personally adore platonic freenance#seriously tho freemance is such an interesting ship ( platonic or romantic ) im gonna yap about platonic freemance cuz i wanna.#SPOILERS AHEAD !!!!#i always like to imagine that when alyx was told about gordon and who he was/what he did during the Resonance Cascade. all of it was a mix#of stories told by civilians and her dad and Kliner and Barney! all painting him as this heroic silent fearless hero who trashed his way out#of black mesa with nothing bu a crowbar! the aliens and HECU feared him yadda yadda yadda! but then when she ACTUALLY MEETS HIM#SEES HIM FOR HERSELF. hes all beaten up on the ground in his civvies and she had to save him from the civil patrol cops 😭#pathetic little loser meow meow bark woof awwooo whgrhrgrgrgr (im love gordon- )#and she still has that “celebrity crush” ordeal with him#but after hours of fighting alongside him she learns that hes not what the stories painted him out to be#hes just some guy#during ep 2 when youre driving around with alyx. i like to imagine that during every pitstop Gordon just looks around finds nick nacks#thingamajigs and other stuff and shows it to Alyx. like letting his guard down and actually being human instead of in a constant state of#locking in and surviving yknow? anyway where was i? yeah they bond during the roadtrip to whiteforest#small moments of acting like stupid little kids together! and its during these moments that alyx realizes that shes happy with being gordon#s best friend! not a downgrade at all tho#friendships can be just as fun as relationships!#i see romantic and platonic as equals mmkay#anyway where was i?#yeah i drew this on Magma with a good friend of mine ^^ Razzmtazz!!!!#love drawing HL2 it rewired my brain.#love yall even tho i dont post much if at all 😭#i swear im cooking - gaben
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Video edited by: @ kellunar on Twitter/X
I really liked this edit, bc it brought up a point that I think many people didn't notice.
It is to see that Caitlyn's suffering is not just about seeking revenge or sadness and anger and that she is now just a victim of Ambessa's manipulation of her, and she is also a victim of society's expectations towards her because of her family name that weighs on her and she feels responsible for her society's view of her. She is suffering because of her duties versus her desires, and what she shooting for versus what people want from her.
I think it's interesting to see this change that's happening with Caitlyn's character. And how the writers want to show us a character who's going to realize that revenge is going to cause more problems and other things happening to her that they're going to show us in the rest of the episodes.
People need to stop overreacting and criticizing characters, I mean literally they make me feel like these characters are real and not fictional characters, Caitlyn there is no stupid nickname they threw at her, like you don't like a character that's okay, don't accept her actions that's okay too, but don't make it personal and say a wrong thing like Caitlyn was going to kill the kid bc she's a cop, and cops are evil and blah blah as if it's a real story.
And there people completely ignoring that Cait is hysterical in that moment, she's clearly very angry and grieving. Grief is the craziest mental health affliction ever, it can drive you to be irrational, why are people not understanding that.
But as I was saying why all these titles like fascist and villain in the show and Hitler 2 I mean this is really ridiculous 😂. Bc she is rich and in a position of power, well what if Cait wasn't like that and was a normal girl who wanted revenge would you still say this to us!?
Bc I've always wondered what if Caitlyn wasn't an enforcer or a daughter of the council family, would these people still call her a dictator or a fascist or all this bullshit, I'm sure they wouldn't bc they're either hypocrites or don't see the point of the whole show. The show is not about politics, but rather about characters and their development. Arcane shows us that there is no hero or perfect character and every character has flaws and mistakes, and that's what makes it interesting to watch. These people really need to separate fantasy from reality and enjoy the show.
And I'm not saying you agree with Caitlyn's actions, but this doesn't make her a dictator too. And of course not, she has a right to protect her people after all. (Do you even know what dictator or fascist means?) Or are you just mixing things up to prove your point, which is basically wrong?
Caitlyn's character reaction is normal, and it's not new. We've seen many characters in different works talk about the topic of revenge, and as I said, the character's reaction of seeking revenge makes her completely blind to what's happening around her, especially since she's not alone here. We must not forget Ambessa, who will play the role of the character who incites Caitlyn to take revenge all the time, and Ambessa will certainly be the reason for showing Zaun in the worst light in front of Cait, just like she did in episode 1.
But of course we know bc Caitlyn will not be like this throughout the end of the show, she will definitely realize the situation and discover Ambessa's manipulation and exploitation of her, and that Ambessa caused the problems that were happening in the two cities.
#And of course there are other things the writers want to show in Caitlyn's character and her arc#more than she is just being a cop or a dictator or these stupid names that these kids who watch the show give her.#i love caitlyn#caitlyn#caitlyn defender#caitlyn support#caitlyn kiramman#cassandra arcane#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#jinx#jinx arcane#isha arcane#ambessa#ambessa medarda#ambessa arcane#caitvi#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#arcane netflix#league of legends#twitter#..
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Actually they started taking it off 😢
lol it's back!
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