#study doctor

[awsok]

HER BEST AND ONLY FRIEND HAS JUST DIED

— Ariana Grande, on Glinda the Good

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[trvernans]

camilla “i need to start carrying around a microscope” hect. camilla “i didn’t have a measuring tape. i always carried measuring tape after that” hect. camilla “i had started keeping a pocket torch a few years back” hect

[mellowthorn]

Find me.

[severuslly]

trying the leyendecker style with them, of course

[gingerteaonthetardis]

incomplete list of moments in "the mysterious study of doctor sex" that made me go mildly bananas. in no particular order

cam's inability to take a compliment

shared brainwaves. autism4autism

no but cam really doesn't know what to do with compliments

picturing teenaged camilla with a gay little utility belt now

just the whole notion of a "treat allowance"

intricate rituals etc. etc.

really recontextualizes palamedes constantly taking his glasses on and off in gtn as some kind of peacock ass mating ritual designed to impress cam. to me

[adreamoverlife]

one of the funniest themes supernatural has that it could have never done on purpose is forgetting the third brother, the forgot Adam, they forgot Raphael, and most importantly they forgot Seth, who is Cain and Abels little brother from which most of the world spawned. I'm not joking Cain and Abel litterally have a third brother in the bible and he's themed as being the bringing of the life on earth and he is never mentioned in supernatural

[minilibrarian]

Morning study ft. Criminal law 📚

[golyadkin]

Gee ma I wanna go home

[marshalllir]

[n00talie]

Enter Palamedes Sextus and Camilla Hect, age thirteen.

reread The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex recently and had to draw baby sleuths Cam and Pal ♥︎

[heyitsspaceace]

doctor who companion idea. person who is literally any humanities major.

sick and tired of the doctor always choosing where to go, give me a classics major who is like “i have a thesis on this werid niche greco-roman practice due soon can we go check it out?”

give me a archeology major who wants to go see the things uncovered at their dig sites before they fell into ruin

give me a drama studies major who asks to go see lost forms of historical theater and performance

tell me the doctor wouldn’t love that, because you know they would. they would adore that.

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Peach: Mario, is everything alright?

Mario: (snaps back to reality) Huh?! Oh! Yes Princess. Sorry about that. I zoned out. Ima okie dokie.

Peach: You’ve been quiet lately… well more than usual.

Mario: … I’ma my usual self princess. (Forced smile)

Peach: Mario, please don’t lie to me.

Mario: (sighs) Okay… but you have to promise not to tell anyone.

Peach: (nod)

(Mario unbuttons his overalls and removes his shirt. It reveals a massive burn on his chest)

Peach: (initially blushing but turns to concern) Oh Dear! Mario.

Mario: It’s not’a bad as it looks. It’s more… too close for comfort. It’s been hard keeping it from Luigi. I don’t want him to freak out.

(Peach puts her hand on his chest. Starts pumping magic into him. The burn starts vanishing)

Mario: Mamma Mia! That’s incredible.

Peach: (noticing the scars underneath). Mario, from now on. I will be addressing your wounds. You are to come to me after your adventures understood?

Mario: (surprised and blushing) Princess you don’ta need to do…

Peach: This is non-negotiable. And you will address me as Peach.

Mario: (super red) Yes’a Pri… Peach.

Peach: Good.

[maalidoesart]

odyssey medic crew

[lonelyzarquon]

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