#stuck with the weirdo

[krowkeeper]

I know the classic t shirts are white. But rest assured you can change the color of the shirt. There is also black lettering shirts

[leafuxxtea]

'Oh God, they're beside me again, aren't they.'

LMFAOOO WHAT DID THIS GUY DO TO DESERVE THIS. imagine just sitting there, eating your lunch peacefully while one of your comrades (he's not even eating food, wtf is he doing there) goes and harass the other one once again with his weird homosexual activities (wiping the other's blood and licking it???). I'd lose it, personally.

[rootworks]

Lúcio but I make him go to Australia(junkertown)!!!!!!!

[lancelotslair]

Gragons, prowl swimming one is sadly forever stuck with its place holder due to a "saved as png not layers" incident. wearing a "ask me about draconic ecological niches" shirt, Prowl fears nothing except groups of 12+ polar bears or orcas

[nutmegs-tired]

Gimli: wait, you talk to trees? You listen to them?

Legolas: my kind taught them to speak

Gimli : now I know you're pulling my leg

Aragorn : no it's true

Gimli : …

Legolas: wouldn't you teach them to speak to share and learn about the the world you were all alone in?

Gimli : no, no I wouldn't

[the-morphiend]

I will never apologize for the absurdity of my rare-pairs because it makes sense to me. So anyway here’s Morbius giving Deadpool some eyebrows.

[blairdii]

chat.. am i about to fight someone on pinterest? 😄

[kittyplushy]

smiling friends and dhmis fans i genuinely believe mr. boss and lesley would be best friends

[blushblushbear]

🥰 - Aki, Haru and Fuyu

🥰 - What pet names do their partner(s) use for them? How flustered do they get by them?

OKAY I KNOW THIS SAYS WHAT THEIR PARTNERS USE FOR THEM BUT I'M GONNA THROW IN WHAT THEY ALSO USE FOR THEIR PARTNER CAUSE I HAVE THOUGHTS!

Aki;

What he uses on his partner: I think he mostly sticks with bunny, but he'll also whip out the occasional babe-- though he really does mostly stick with bunny

What his partner uses for him: depends on the partner but I think he'd really get a kick out of stuff like 'Love' or 'Heart or some variation of 'My Fox' and honestly give him any physical affection while calling him that and he's putty in your hands-- absolutely melting

Haru;

What he uses for his partner: he canonically uses a lot of positive physical descriptors like Beautiful and Gorgeous, but I think the deeper you get into it the more he starts using more sentimental things. I'm really partial to him calling his partner 'Blossom' in a romantic sense but I think love and heart come up a lot too. And the occasional dearest.

What his partner uses for him: I think he'd readily accept a wide range of the general fair-- so stuff like babe, sweetie, honey, etc. But I think the only things that really get to him are the ones where he can tell they're being super sincere and affectionate towards him. Also he's been called handsome dozens of times throughout his life, but something about it hits SO SO different when they tell him it. The fact of the matter is, give Haru your sincere and ernest attention and affection and he's all yours and then some.

Fuyu;

What he uses for his partner: so I think for the most part he sticks to 'curse-breaker' since it's really special and also true and at the core of how you met. But I think later down the line he starts to branch out, though all of them are just as poetic of a mouthful as 'curse breaker'. My fate, my own heart, the sky above my mountains, the moon in my darkest, my sun and stars. Also sometimes dearest.

What his partner uses for him: so I feel the more grounded affections are gonna be the ones Fuyu is the most comfortable accepting. So stuff like love, heart, dearest, etc. He also will take some sweeties and honeys here and there. But yeah idk why but I'm pretty obsessed with the idea of his s/o calling him Treasure. I'd why but I feel like it fits him well and he'd really like it. He's treasured, and it warms him so much.

[mxtxfanatic]

does MXTX actually say, in the novel or elsewhere, what it was that Jiang Cheng did to get blacklisted by the matchmakers? I mean, he's handsome, powerful and wealthy and even Jin Guangshan was able to find someone to marry him. Probably an arranged marriage but Jiang Cheng doesn't even seem to be able to warrant one of those, he's less appealing than JGS???

MXTX says that Jiang Cheng has been blacklisted by matchmakers in this interview. The thing about using wealth and power as major traits that should lead to partnership, guaranteed, is that it only attracts people who lack those things and view them as necessities. Qin Su married Jin Guangyao because she genuinely loved him, whereas he—lacking the money and power he craved—targeted her specifically for her status. Jin Guangshan is described as charming, so it’s no wonder he was able to find a wife; Madam Jin likely just did not know (or assumed it would change post-wedding) that Jin Guangshan was a serial cheater and rapist. Even Jin Zixuan was able to have a good married life once he looked past Jiang Yanli’s looks and into her stellar personality, which he had refused to do when he was initially rebelling against their arranged marriage. On the other hand, despite how beautiful, powerful, and wealthy Yu Ziyuan was on top of the benefits of a marriage partnership with the Yu Clan, Jiang Fengmian still had to be pressured into marrying her, and only gave in when he lost his last support.

The gentry, especially in this story, are not moved by someone being “handsome, wealthy, and powerful,” when they are surrounded by people who all fit that description lmao. You actually need to have a personality that’s not just “bitter, cruel, and generally unpleasant” in order to get anyone to willingly associate with you in this world. Madam Yu got lucky that the man she wanted was mild-mannered enough to be bullied into a marriage. The women of the present-day jianghu are lucky that Jiang Cheng is so hate-filled that he hasn’t latched onto any of them in the exact same way.

[sejjiplinth]

everytime i think about marcus absolutely hurling two kids across the zoo because they were being annoying over a bale of hay i start giggling to myself

[bumblingbabooshka]

Noss x Tuvok [Patreon | Commissions]

[vatoffakeacid]

UNHINGED PRISON JELLY ⁉️

(Click for better quality lol)

[well-poisoner]

is it mean? yes, BUT

[ehatnow]

guys my dream came true!!! they stood next to each other in the 5.3 AQ!!! sib xilonich is canon hoyoverse sent me an email saying they were

[kibibarel]

kibi whats the deep and intriguing lore behind mohn still being a fat fuck despite only eating a handful of beans each day

the deep and intriguing lore is that MY GUY IS JUST FAT...HE JUST IS.......you FOOL.....also the Pokemon help him prepare lavish tropical feasts for them all to enjoy every gotdamn day. you WISH you were him!!!