#stuck as a wolf!theo au

[fruchtfliege]

🐺🤍💋🫡🧪 ALL!!! I NEED THEM ALL!!!

...ask from this post...

🐺 - stuck as a wolf!theo

“And if ever it becomes too much in there, then we'll just leave. Leaving is always an option,” Mason adds with a kind smile. “And you won't be alone for the pack meeting. We're all coming. And we'll all have your back! Mostly. We'll mostly all have your back!”

Liam straightens himself a bit, nodding at the logical and calming words.

“Honestly, I'd be more worried about your boyfriend potentially biting Stiles' head off if he says something mean to you.”

Liam sends him a smile.

“Thanks, I needed that,” Liam says and, with one final exhale, he finally looks confident enough to face the day.

Mason frowns at him. That wasn't… the last one wasn't supposed to be a comforting statement. He was serious!

🤍 - first chimera!liam

Theo can't help it. He looks back and freezes when he spots Liam already staring at him. It had been difficult to really see him yesterday between the chaos and the obscurity of the night but, now, it's undeniable. Liam is hot. Like hot hot. And he has a smile that makes him look like he's got nothing between his ears. Theo didn't know that could be a positive attribute but it's now at the very top of his list of “must have”s.

💋 - petopher mean girls!au

“If ever you think I'm slipping, like… if I forget the plan and I'm letting Peter have his way again… I'd like for you to tell me,” Chris admits with more vulnerability than he'd like. He's not used to asking for help. It feels wrong in his mouth.

Melissa nods, understanding the seriousness of his request. “You're slipping.”

“Yeah, just say it like that, it doesn't need to be a big-”

“No, I mean it. You're slipping.”

“What!?” Chris can't help but scream. “But we barely started and I'm… I’m fine!”

She keeps her spoon in her mouth for a few more seconds just to slap his arm. Then, she takes back her spoon.

“I know you didn't put up a fight at Halloween,” she scolds him.

“I did!”

Melissa gives him her mom look. It's terrifying. It's a “I know you better than you know yourself, you can't fool me” look. The worst part is that she's right.

🫡 - the caretaker

“And don't ever talk like that about my best friend or I swear it won't end well for you,” Theo warns Liam, still haunted by his words, the self-loathing not sitting right by him even an hour later. 

Liam is shocked and he makes a pleased little gasp, a grin on his lips for the first time tonight. He tilts his head to the side. “I'm your best friend?”

“Not much competition these days…” Theo tries to mock but it's too vulnerable for it to have any punch. “I know I'm not yours, that's fine.” 

“Well, I can have two best friends!” Liam says, very excited about this new genius idea of his. 

“No, I- Liam, the fucking point of a best friend is that it's the best of all your friends. The point is to have one.” 

“I have two best friends,” Liam repeats to himself like he enjoys how it makes him feel. Happy, Theo guesses by his goofy expression and the content chemosignals.

Theo sighs, pretending to be annoyed, but it's the first time he can sense any type of positive emotion from Liam tonight so he takes it as a victory. In the darkest corner of his heart, he's secretly pleased by the idea of being Liam's second best friend. Even if it's definitely not a thing!

🧪 - re-animator au

“Well, as you said, officer, we weren’t close.”

The officer raises an eyebrow at Theo's smug attitude. “No, but I know at least one of you was close to Ms Romero,” the cop says, shifting his gaze to Liam who starts sweating out of fear. Lying isn't his best skill.

Just as he opens his mouth to try and spin a story that doesn't involve necromancy, Liam spots a hand – as in only a hand – running loose on their living room floor. Liam screams, instinctively moving closer to Theo who, judging by his shocked but amused face, has also seen the experiment running free. The hand sprints everywhere on its little fingers but thankfully makes its way behind the couch before the two cops can see it.

“Oh… A spider! He’s very afraid of-” Theo says smoothly before he gets a rough elbow jammed into his ribs.

“What did you do!?” Liam whisper-screams at Theo.

“Nothing!” Theo says, his eyes never leaving the two cops in their apartment. “It’s not like I control the spider population in the house, Liam!”

Liam gives him a mean glare like he knows damn well Theo is responsible for this. As if they didn't have enough problems with the cops asking questions! Before he can think of a way to subtly say all of this without alerting the two police officers taking notes of their every move and word, Liam sees the hand creeping out of the couch, its fingers making the faintest tap tap tap on its way to the kitchen.

“Well, can you go and control this one!?” Liam snarls through gritted teeth.

[fruchtfliege]

Oh, so you just woke up today and decided "you know what, I think I'll make Max cry today. Yeah, I think it'll be real fulfilling for me" oh okay... yeah bet.

sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

[rotthepoet]

Theodore Nott and The Late Night Smoke Breaks

or, The time Theodore Nott realized he fucked up.

Theodore Nott x gn!Reader

Content: Modern AU, Language, No use of Y/N, drug use/smoking in order to cope(Nicotine/Weed), angstish to fluffish, Theo has daddy issues, a jealous Theo is a sad Theo, they make up in the end. Not my best work by a long shot, and I hate it actually, but stories are stories and I want to put mine out there.

The breeze high above Hogwarts was cold and Theodore Nott, a seventh year nicotine fiend draped in green to honor his prideful house, sat on the balcony of the astronomy tower. The castle stone pressed against his back, digging past the thick sweater he wore and into his shoulder blades. Theo didn’t bother to adjust himself, just opting to fumble with the joint between his fingers. His third of the night to be precise, but no amount of smoke in his lungs and fog in his mind could undo what he had done mere hours ago.

A simple question. That’s all it had to be. That was all it was supposed to be. Just a quick question to quell the burning anxiety in his stomach. Just a friendly question. Of course that wasn’t how it played out. He was never quite able to communicate with you.

Theodore’s fingers itched towards his phone, and he cursed under his breath. A glimpse of twelve new messages did nothing to ease the licking flames of guilt burning in his chest. He had really fucked up this time.

Perhaps he was higher than he had initially thought as he picked up his phone, allowing muscle memory to unlock the screen and let him view his missed messages. Although, missed isn’t the right word. ‘Avoided’ might be more fitting in Theo’s circumstance. Long paragraphs blurred together, simple phrases like “wtf is wrong with you?” and “you do this every time Theodore!” Stuck to his mind like flies in a glue trap; or maybe a rabbit in the jaw of a wolf. You were the wolf, weren’t you? Or had he been the predator the whole time?

He had his father’s tongue, this fact was quite familiar to Theo, who spat vile words and insults in fits of rage before he could fully process what he was saying. It often led to physical altercations, bloody knuckles and bruised eyes. He hated the way you looked at him afterwards. Ashamed. Embarrassed. Disappointed.

He sent the text without even thinking, the burning anxiety twisting in his stomach. “K” was all he sent. All he could manage. He shut his eyes, cursing himself aloud. He couldn’t do this. He couldn’t just avoid you. It hurt.

One missed call. Two, then three.

One new voicemail.

Curiosity- more-so an intense desire to hear your voice- clawed at his mind, and with a simple press of his fingers he closed his eyes and listened to your words. Angry or not, he missed the way you talked. He missed you.

“You can’t keep doing this, Theo!”

Guilt twisted at his stomach. You sounded like you had been crying, your voice raw and cracking.

“You keep shutting me out, you get so angry when I tell you about any of my friends, or any of my plans! You ask, I answer, and then you lose it. Every single time. You threatened to beat the shit out of that Gryffindor after they asked me to help them study-“

Untrue. He threatened to beat the shit out of that Gryffindor after they obviously hit on you.

“-then you claim that I’m ignoring you- or that I take your friendship for granted! You talk to me like your friendship is some privilege I don’t deserve. You just… You dangle it over my head like it’s a prize! I don’t understand why you’re so mad at me. I don’t know what I did wrong.”

Your voice cracked. It made his own heart shatter. He hated it when you cried. He hated the long breath you took to steady yourself. He hated that he wasn’t brave enough to look you in the eyes and tell you he was-

“Draco said you stepped out for a smoke. You’re always avoiding conversations like this.”

You stopped talking for a moment, letting the microphone pick up your soft breathing and light footsteps.

“I can’t keep doing this Theodore, I can’t be your friend if you just keep treating me like this. I don’t know what to do to make you feel better.”

The voicemail ended, and Theo wished the stone of Hogwarts would fall upon his head and crush him. Tears welled in his eyes, and it took more than a minute to will them away. He stood, slowly and shakily. He fucked up. He couldn’t lose you, not like this, not now.

His feet carried him without a second thought, breaking into a sprint down the darkened hallways of Hogwarts. He raced down and up stairs, listening to the annoyed groans of paintings he disturbed. He didn’t even bother to avoid the ghosts patrolling the halls, sure to rat him out. He’d take a year’s worth of detention just to have a moment with you.

He was at your door in mere minutes, fist rapping against the heavy wood of your dorm room.

It wasn’t you who answered, but your roommate instead. Their “Can I help you?” was ignored, and their body was shoved out of the way and out of the door. He slammed the door behind him.

Your eyes met his. They were sad, red and puffy. He reached for your face, and you pulled away. The nerve pulsating through his veins dissipated. He fucked up majorly.

“You shouldn’t be here, Theodore.”

“Not Theodore… please. Just let me talk to you.”

You shook your head, but ultimately scooted over in bed and allowing Theo the space to sit down. He looked at you, desperate to see your face, to fix his mistake. You didn’t look back again him, instead picking at the dead skin around your nails.

Theo’s heart raced faster as he inched his hand towards yours. He couldn’t formulate the words. This was all wrong. He wasn’t supposed to tell you like this, not when you were crying. Not when you were angry at him.

“You’re my everything.”

“Are you serious?” Your eyes blew wide with rage. “You tell me that I’m a waste of time, then avoid me, and you come in here to tell me that I’m ‘your everything’? Have you lost your mind?”

Theo had in fact lost his mind. Everything he said made it worse. Every move he made caused an avalanche of consequences.

“I can’t lose you.”

“Why? So you can yell at me to feel good about yourself? Do I fuel your ego, Theo? Do I make you feel special? Is that all I am? Just here to make the ‘oh high-and-mighty Theodore Nott’ feel powerful.”

He gripped the loose fabric of his pants. He couldn’t do this anymore. He lost his nerve.

“No…”

“Then what am I to you Theo? Am I a friend because it sure as hell doesn’t feel like it. You make me feel like-“

Theodore didn’t let you finish your sentence. His lips pressed against yours in the blink of an eye, and while he closed his eyes, yours stayed wide open in shock.

Theo moved one hand to your cheek, barely letting the skin touch. You could feel him shaking. You could feel the heat radiating off of his cheeks. You could taste the cigarettes on his lips and the smell of pot was overwhelming.

He pulled away, opening his eyes, watching your face. His heart sunk when you wiped your mouth, declining to speak.

“I need you.” He whispered, voice cracking with the words. “I’m sorry. I was so…” he couldn’t even find the right words. “I just needed you to be mine.”

You stared at Theodore. A blush crept up to your cheeks, and the rage boiling inside of you slowed to a simmer.

“Why didn’t you just tell me?”

Theo gripped your hand, “I wanted to- I just couldn’t…” he paused, “I just couldn’t find the right way to say it.”

“So you threatened to beat up everyone who talked to me?”

“Only the one’s who were interested in you.”

A small laugh left your lips, and it made Theo’s heart swell.

“I’m still angry at you.”

“How can I make it better?”

You thought for just a moment, the blush pushing up to your ears. “You could start by asking me out.”

“Will you go out with me?”

“Maybe.”

And that was all Theodore needed to hear.

[scerek]

Do you have any himbo Scott fics?

My dramatic ass had to get all fancy with it. I tried finding as many of them as I could, mostly just looking up ones tagged "Himbo Scott". Hope this helps.

The Drought (Scott/Derek | Gardener Derek | Explicit | 9.2k)

"Uh uh, listen here, Scott," Stiles said as he jabbed a finger into Scott's shoulder. "You are one-thousand percent, morally- and legally-obligated to fuck your new, hot, sweaty gardener when you're in a dry spell."

Drabbles & Doodles #1 - Canceled Practice (Scott/Derek/Theo/Liam | Lacrosse AU/Coach Derek Hale | Explicit | 2.1k)

Scott accidentally gets caught in the net during lacrosse practice and Coach Hale orders Liam and Theo to help him out. However, none of them can resist that fat jiggly himbo ass.

Drabbles & Doodles #10 - Knot a Problem (Scott/Derek/Parrish/Eli | Canon Divergent | Explicit | 2.2k)

Scott catches Eli, Derek, and Deputy Parrish in a compromising position, but he still seems confused over what just happened. Sex ensues.

Kinktober 2021, Day 12 - Public Sex (Papa Hale/Scott/Theo | Alpha Papa Hale AU | Explicit | 1.8k)

Theo hatches a plan to get the attention of his alpha, Dominick Hale, by using Dom's airheaded and slutty mate Scott McCall.

Kinktober 2021, Day 17 - Stuck In a Garage Door (Scott/Theo | Halloween/Ghostface AU | Explicit | 2.1k)

Scott and Stiles attend Lydia's annual Halloween party. When Scott runs off to get more beer in the garage, someone in a Ghostface costume is there to take advantage of him.

Kinktober 2021, Day 20 - Dildos / Sex Toys (Scott/Rafael | Dildos/Sex Toys | Explicit | 1.8k)

Scott finds a brand new dildo in his mother's closet, never been used, and decides to sneak away to use it for himself. Only to discover that the dildo in question was molded from someone he knows...

A Very Teen Wolf Valentine's Day, Drabble #1 - Cupid's Bow (Derek/Scott/Stiles/Parrish | Stepfather AU/Deputy Derek | Explicit | 2.8k)

Scott and Stiles have some car trouble on the way to Lydia's annual Valentine's Party and have to call their stepfathers, who are also deputies, to come pick them up.

I Saw Derek Fucking Scott Underneath the Christmas Tree Last Night (Derek/Scott | Christmas AU/Voyeur Stiles | 3k)

It was the night before Christmas and not a sound for miles. Not a single creature was stirring, not even a Stiles...

[outcastpack]

Pokemon Teen wolf AU(Mainly thiam focused)

Main travelling companions

The idea to finally write this came to me from watching the last few episodes of the Anime(Ashes one) and rewatching TW since its being taken off Netflix soon. Also I seen someone had made moodboards etc for their own Pokemon AU and that also sparked me.

Some changes I've made though is that trainers don't start travelling and entering Leagues etc till they are 18. The 4 main characters are all 18(Theo being close to 19 for certain reasons to be revealed).

Theo is the son of Cynthia just because I wanted to include Cynthia in a way and the dynamic of being the son of a champion and having everyone compare him to his mother stuck with me. Corey will also be travelling with Theo after he follows him.

Liam is Scott's protégé of sorts. The older boy taking Liam under his wing after witnessing his potential in battle as he watched Liam battle Mason and his Raboot. Mason travels with Liam since he refused to let his best friend leave him behind.

Thiam and Morey will happen

The 4 don't travel together at first untill a certain point in the story so will alternate POV between Theo and Liam.

Preview of the characters and rivals to come too

[clareguilty]

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

🍦 ⇢ name three good things about a character you hate

🥑: OOF ummm @pegasusdrawnchariots and if stella can't find a way out of trouble then @cals-laundry and tbh you as well @kilshade bc uve all stuck around this long so i feel comfortable dragging u into felony territory with me LOL

🍦: first i gotta decide which character i hate... OH GOD i despise Theo Raeken from Teen Wolf here we go

1. He mentally and emotionally torments the characters I actually like on the show which makes them all sad and i love sad boys

2. He literally dies and goes to hell. They bring him back with a sword??? They then threaten to send him back to hell via the same sword. Its a whole thing

3. He has a prettyboy punchable face which is a good quality for a pretty boy that needs to get punched in the face

Always good to have a character that sucks so bad they can be a villain in every AU

[phantomraeken]

thinking of a few AU ideas.

TEEN IDOL ─ no set ship

All the teen wolf high school students are in your basic high school. They all fit into a specific role (example: Kira, cheerleader. Theo, jock etc etc) and they have ro figure out a way around the high school experience with their werewolfy ness.

SHEATH YOUR CLAWS ─ no set ship

Set in a more Victorian world. Where witches are burned and anyone who is thought of to be anything but normal is hunted and murdered. No exceptions, even too the princess herself (foreshadowing). Based around killing hunters, fixing the broken system, and becoming better as a whole. Even if it means they make their own kingdom of misfits.

COPS AND ROBBERS ─ no set ship

The teenagers get accused of different things and they seem to be based around their personality. The adults (Jordan, Derek, Noah, etc etc) have to pin the blame on the real culprits with the teens help. While they crack the case the teenagers have to get out of jail. They have whole lives ahead of them after all.

PARTNERS IN CRIME? ─ Brett x Isaac

Brett and Isaac get stuck trying to save their friends from being sold by Kate (again). They have to push past their angry, 'i hate you' state of mind and work together. Issac is more okay with the idea than Brett who is like 'why does he have to be cute' while Isaac is oblivious. They make a great pair in the end.

HOUSE OF MISFITS ─ no set ship

If everyone had never met. They all get thrown into summer camp. Unknowingly its a camp of monsters. The characters that were bitten by other characters on screen have been bitten by others and due to the hunting prices going up have lost their packs and alphas.

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I can make more of these I just wanted to get some ideas down!! If you take the idea let me know i want to see where you go with it!

[usermischief]

♞Pairing: Steo ♞Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Theo Raeken ♞Warnings: Spoilers for Wonder Woman 1984 ♞Words: 1783  ♞ Writing Prompt: "Let me go." (prompted by @sunel0​)

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Gods are not supposed to fall in love with humans. It has nothing to do with rules. His parents had affairs with mortals, so did his aunts and uncles. It seems that Gods are unable to love just one person. If Gods are able to love at all. Hearing all the stories, Stiles doubts it. Love seems to be a uniquely human emotion. Gods are corroded by age and arrogance, by power and jealousy. They don’t know how to love someone. Not truly. 

Aside from Hades and Persephone. 

That’s probably why Stiles likes his uncle best. They’re the only ones who don’t joke about the pain he felt when Theo sacrificed himself to protect him. His parents expected Stiles to move on, to forget about Theo and come back home. They never understood why he chose to stay on earth, or why he only visited Hades and Persephone, ignoring every other invitation he received. 

But as much as he likes to shit on his family, Stiles has one thing in common with them. He’s selfish, so fucking selfish that the whole world suffers, and he can’t do anything about it. So fucking selfish that he considered letting it crash and burn more than once. 

Right now is one of these moments. It’s just a wish. A single wish. Why isn’t he allowed to have a something he wants come true? All he craves is happiness. 

And he deserves it. 

“No.” Stiles shakes his head, heaving breath after breath. “I gave everything for this world.” His voice is trembling badly. Tears sting in his eyes. He didn’t cry in almost fifty years. He never cared enough. He never gave a shit. Everything he ever cared about was dead, and just thinking about Theo dying again hurts so much more than the bullet buried deep in his abdomen. “I put humans before me. Now, look at them.” At the man threatening his wife with a handgun. At the woman leaving her kid behind. At the kid stealing from an elderly. At the people robbing and killing and hurting each other. 

Theo cups his cheeks, tilting his head up softly. “I don’t care about them,” he whispers, brushing a tear away, “I care about you. You’re dying, Stiles.” 

“So what?” he snaps, trying to push himself up, but his legs barely support him. Everything that’s keeping him standing is the cold wall at his back and Theo right in front of him. He is indeed dying. Quickly even. But he doesn’t care. It doesn’t even hurt. “I’m not letting you go again.” He digs his fingers into Theo’s upper arm. There was a time he would’ve crushed his bones to dust. Now, Theo doesn’t even flinch. He presses closer instead, smearing Stiles’ blood on his fancy clothes as he kisses him. God or no God, Stiles tastes the despair in his kiss, feels the grief in the way he touches him. 

Stiles pushes him off, choking on the tang of copper on his tongue.

“I’m not letting you kill yourself,” Theo whispers, pressing their foreheads together.

Shaking his head, Stiles wraps an arm around his shoulders, kissing him frantically over and over and over again. “And I’m not letting you go,” Stiles breathes, curling his fingers tightly into Theo’s shirt. He’s holding onto him. He’s holding onto his very own world. He’s holding onto everything he’s ever cared about, and he sure as hell is not going to fucking let him go ever again. Not for this world filled his humans no better than the Gods he grew up with. The second they have an ounce of power, they turn into monsters. 

He will not give Theo up for this. 

“If you die, I’m going to die too,” Theo says, shifting his hands to cup his neck. “You will die for nothing.” 

Stiles sucks in a breath. “This is not fair.” 

“I’m not going to live in a world without you.”

"So why should I?"

Theo smiles, brushing their noses together as the world around them erupts in even more chaos. There is screaming, crying, the sounds of a civilization crashing and burning. "Because you already did,” Theo whispers, and he presses his right hand to Stiles’ abdomen. The touch burns, but no broken bones and no gunshot wounds could hurt as much as Theo’s words, “I love you, Mieczysław, and I need to know you’re safe. I need to know you’re alive.”

Somewhere a gun is going off.

“Renounce your wish.” 

It won’t be the last. 

“Let me go.” 

Stiles squeezes his eyes shut and grabs Theo’s face, touching every inch of his skin, feeling his smile underneath his fingertips. “Please…” He doesn’t have a clue what he’s asking for, knowing all too well that Theo will never change his mind.  

“Look at me. Stiles, look at me.” Theo tilts his head back, still smiling when Stiles opens his eyes. His eyes are blue, but there are tears glinting in their corners. This cannot be happening. He waited so long, and now he’s supposed to lose him after only two days? “I never thought I could experience true love. I never cared for anything.” Theo presses their foreheads together again. “Until I met you. You are everything and more I could’ve hoped for. Don’t make me leave this world knowing you’re dead.” 

Shaking his head, Stiles cups Theo’s neck. “This is fucking selfish,” he whispers, fingertips pressing against the back of his head. 

“What did you expect?” 

Despite himself, Stiles laughs and cries and crashes his mouth to Theo’s. He presses against him, close and closer, relishing in Theo’s lips against his, the hands pressing to his body, the arms hauling him as close as they can get. Stiles can feel his heart slamming against his ribs as if it wants to leave his body and jump into Theo’s chest. 

A child screams for their mother. 

Stiles pulls away, eyes squeezed shut tightly, and turns around. He walks, fast, blind, hopeless, listening to Theo’s voice reassuring him of how much he loves him. Curling his hands into fists, Stiles quickens his pace. “I love you.” It’s barely a whisper, but for some reason, he knows Theo’s heard it, felt it, can sense it. 

Perhaps his heart did leave his body. 

Stiles opens his eyes and tilts his head back, watching the sky. Are his parents laughing at him? Do his uncles and aunts think he’s pathetic? Maybe. But he doesn’t care. He won’t be going back ever again. He will stay on earth and hunt down every single object his family left here to curse humankind. He will destroy their very influence on earth.

And then he will get Theo back. 

“I renounce my wish.”

Even though he keeps walking, even though his heart keeps beating, Stiles is sure he’s dying too. 

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The world is white and cold but peaceful. 

Stiles watches people walk in the streets, occasionally stopping in front of store windows. Laughter reaches him on his balcony. The world has calmed down and peace returned. In the last couple of months, Stiles found and destroyed one of his father’s presents — a gun that would incite violence and make whoever touches it invincible — and another one from his brother Anteros — a ring that kills whoever cheats on their significant other. As adorable and innocent as he is depicted, his brother is just as much of an unhinged bastard as their father. 

There are many more. 

“Knock, knock.” 

Stiles lets out a breath. “Uncle.” He pushes away from the railing and turns around, scrutinizing Hades standing in the middle of his living room. “Still as dramatic as ever, I see.” 

Clearly satisfied with his impact, Hades brushes his long black cloak almost affectionately. Sometimes it’s easy to forget that he’s the God of the dead and king of the underworld. Although Stiles is pretty sure Persephone had a hand in upgrading his wardrobe. It’s hard to blame her. Hades used to run around in old and tattered robes. Now, he looks amazing and probably at least a little imposing to everybody who doesn’t know him. 

“Mieczysław, a little birdie told me about your little faux pas with a certain wish stone.” 

Groaning, Stiles walks back into his flat and shuts the balcony doors firmly behind him. “If you’re here to mock me, I suggest you get in line.” His family considers him weaker than ever. Falling for a wishing stone of all things? Almost losing his God powers because of a mere mortal? He’s going to keep hearing that for a few centuries. 

Yay. 

Hades presses a hand to his chest, looking hilariously offended. “I would never make a mockery of my favourite nephew. In fact, I have done a bit of soul searching and got you a present.” 

The last time Hades gifted him a tiny version of Cerberus. Having a three-headed dog in the world of men has gone exactly as well as one might think. Quirking a brow, Stiles folds his arms over his chest. “Uncle—”

“Oh, don’t give me that look.” Hades waves his hands around. Somehow, everything he does looks overly theatrical. He really needs to get out more. “Trust me,” Hades says, leaning closer winking at him, “you’re going to enjoy this one.” He claps his hand and from one second to the other, his Uncle has vanished in a cloud of smoke. 

Stiles rolls his eyes and sighs. Despite their similarities when it comes to love and monogamy, they’re not really agreeing on what is enjoyable and what is not. “Fucking smoke.” Stiles waves his hands around, trying to disperse the thick cloud before his smoke alarm has the chance to go off. 

Someone coughs. 

“Hades?” If this is one of his jokes, his timing is really off. Stiles isn’t in the mood for pranks and fun and family time. Although he probably should go visit Persephone again soon. She doesn’t like it if they don’t at least see each other once every few months. 

“I must admit he’s got flair.” 

Stiles freezes, staring at the slowly vanishing cloud of smoke. That’s a joke. That cannot— he cannot be real. Hades would’ve never— Another cough. The smoke vanishes completely. Standing there in the middle of his living room stands none other than— “Theo.” 

“Hey.” 

Is he dreaming? He can’t be dreaming. This is— no, Hades would never be that cruel to him. He would never get Stiles’ hopes up only to crush them again. “Theo.” Stiles lunges forward, pulling Theo into his arms, and buries his face in the nape of his neck. “You’re back.”

Theo wraps his arms around him, tight, secure, and warm. “I’m back.”

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Do you know if there are any Bridgeton AU between stiles and derek? if not any historical au like pride and prejudice?

Not many Bridgerton but some other regency fics.

I Can’t Even Drink Champagne by sparkandwolf (thatnerdemryn)

(1/1 I 2,668 I General)

You never said sorry, I guess you forgot. Or maybe you’re not sorry at all.

At least, Stiles wanted to believe that. Derek was chatting with people Stiles knew he could care less about and ignoring every glance that Stiles sent his way. Maybe he had read their relationship all wrong. He had thought that their fire, the spark they had between them, meant they were worth fighting for, but maybe Stiles was just as much of a fool as Derek had accused him of being. Maybe he should take one of the offered hands and run away forever without giving a second thought to Derek Hale.

Things We Lost by Dexterous_Sinistrous

(2/2 I 20,039 I Explicit)

“Who … who am I to wed?”

A small flash of guilt covered the king’s features before he was able to recover. “Your union will join the royal families—joining our family to the Hales.”

Dread and sorrow sunk in Stiles’ stomach as he closed his eyes.

There was only one Hale left unharmed by the great fire that nearly wiped out the entire royal family—the Dread Wolf of Triskelia, Crowned King Derek Hale.

Consort to the King by Ember

(8/8 I 26,257 I Explicit)

King Derek, alphas of alphas, ruler of the realms, lord of the city of Beacon Hills, has just asked newly discovered omega Stiles to be his consort and mate. And Stiles, being the lowly commoner that he is, has no choice but to say yes. Will the King's past allow him to love again? Will Stiles ever escape the confines of his new mate's possessive will? Can there be love once more in the castle? Or perhaps, yet again, another betrayal?

Wolf Winter by DarkAthena (seraphim_grace)

(30/30 I 76,239 I Mature)

Stiles is the legitimate omega son of King Deucalion, tricked by his brother Theo into running away he is trapped, ruined and unable to return home he finds himself stuck, captured as a poacher by the infamous Hale clan he claims sanctuary in their small chapel and Peter puts him to work, with Derek just returned from the crusades he needs a new healer and the only option they've got is the boy in the chapel who is pretending to be a beta

[fruchtfliege]

hii, puppymaxxx! for the make me write thing: can i ask for all of them?

...ask from this post...

🐺 - stuck as a wolf!theo au

“It's exactly as I thought!” Stiles continues. “Theo's the one making you do this and-” 

“No!” How many times does Liam need to say this?! “It's just that he's been teaching me how to lie and-” 

“He what?” Scott finally intervenes, his face more serious than ever.  

Theo and the rest of the puppy pack put a hand over their faces in shared embarrassment.

“Oh,” Liam whispers, now hearing how it might sound. He turns for support but even Theo is giving him an unimpressed look. Liam winces. Right, first rule of lying: always deny the fact that you're lying. 

He keeps forgetting about that one!

🧪 - re-animator au

Liam is barely more than a hollow body as he steps into his apartment. He throws his coat on the floor. Same for his keys. He goes downstairs. Theo is working. Of course he is. Liam gets back to the ground floor and makes some sandwiches. He cuts some vegetables since he knows Theo doesn’t eat enough. Then, he walks back downstairs and barely touches the portion he made for himself. He’s thinking. Theo doesn’t seem to notice or maybe he simply doesn’t comment on Liam sitting beside him and looking at the void. 

Since the room is so silent, despite the metal equipment and the squish of flesh tearing, they both hear it when the phone rings. Liam jumps slightly. 

“You’re not gonna get that?” Theo asks after a few rings.

Liam sighs in despair. “What would I say?”

“Most people start with ‘hello’.”

Liam is so shocked by Theo trying to make a joke that he ends up grinning. The faint smile drops two seconds later. Liam finally takes one half of a sandwich and continues watching Theo at work as the phone keeps ringing upstairs.

💋 - petopher mean girls!au

“You kissed him?!” Melissa says, using her Disappointed Mom Tone. 

“What?” Chris turns from the mirror where he's been trying to look at the hickey on his neck. “Obviously!” he tells her when he sees Melissa squinting at him. “I'm supposed to get back with him and pretend to be his boyfriend again, how was I supposed to do that without kissing him?”

“I thought we said you'd play hard to get!” she adds, still shaking her head and sighing at the bruise on his neck.

Chris frowns, offended. “Which is what I did!”

Finstock snorts at his statement but then looks away when Chris turns his frustrated gaze on him. 

“You weren't even there!” Chris exclaims, now fully defensive.

“I was!” Finstock looks at Mel for support but she's just as equally puzzled. “I was the guy with the Scooby-Doo mask by the front door.” 

“That was you!?” Melissa asks in disbelief.

Finstock frowns at both of them, his mood slowly taking a turn for the worse. “…you guys asked me to keep an eye on Deucalion and Corinne!”

Mel and Chris look at each other as they suddenly remember giving him this “task”.

“Which you did so beautifully,” Melissa eagerly praises him. 

“Very subtle work,” Chris half-lies to him as well but it only seems to make Finstock sadder. 

Looking at his sweatpants, Finstock nods but it’s clear he doesn’t believe them. Chris decides that changing the subject might be better. 

“Do you really think I folded too easily?” he asks Melissa since she always seems to know how Peter thinks. “Do you think he will be suspicious?”

🫡 - the caretaker

They head back to Theo’s because Liam doesn’t want to leave his side. He knows that Theo’s head still hurts even if he doesn’t want to admit it. So Liam doesn’t let go of him. And yes, it might have something to do with the fact that, every time he can’t see him, it feels like Theo is being taken away again and Liam suddenly can’t breathe. But who's to say?

THE “GEYER-DUNBAR FAMILY” GROUP CHAT

Liam

theo’s grandpa died can i sleep at his place tonight? :(

David

Didn’t know Theo had three granddads

Fuck! He knew he should've kept count.

Think fast.

Think fast!

Liam

well gay people exist so

Jenna

Indeed they do.

Liam

omg can i sleep there or no????

Jenna

You know my rule about school nights…

Liam

:(((((( but he’s really not feeling well!!!!

It’s a lie, Theo told him about a billion times that he was fine. Not that Liam believes him anyway.

Jenna

I’ll make an exception just this one time.

For his third grandpa.

Liam

thank you!!!!

David

Tell Theo we’re sorry for his loss. Three grandpas in one year. Must be tough.

Jenna

Indeed.

He groans and closes his phone.

“What is it?” Theo asks him as he opens the apartment door.

“David and my mom think they’re being funny. I call dibs on the first shower.”

🤍 - First chimera!liam au

“Library. 7 pm,” Hayden tells him seriously as she leaves to go to class.

Theo nods and, before he can decide to stay or go with her, Stiles collides into him like a meteor.

“Dude! You won't believe what I found when I searched for his name in the police database! There's so much…” Theo gives him a wide, intense glare as he tries to subtly point the guy next to them but Stiles obviously doesn't notice. “I know, I know, I wasn't supposed to break into my dad's laptop anymore but you'll see that it was worth it ‘cause Liam is definitely-”

“Right here? Yes, I know. His locker is next to Hayden's,” Theo says through gritted teeth, still mentally begging Stiles to shut up.

“He's…?” Stiles' voice trails off and his eyes grow impossibly wide. Liam closes his locker and leans against it, staying right here as he grins at Stiles fumbling on his words in an obvious attempt to make up a lie. “Right here! Great! I was looking for you. For your address. Uh… it's a lacrosse thing. Coach wants Scott to have everyone's contact so…”

Liam glances at Theo as if asking him “is this the lie you're both going for?” and Theo quickly looks away, embarrassed.

“You could've just asked, I would've given you my number," Liam says with a smile.

“Right.” Stiles chuckles nervously.

But Liam isn't looking at Stiles, he's looking at Theo.

[christinesficrecs]

Hey, Christine. I long for a good, longish sterek fic, with fluff and smut and aaaaaaangst and feels. Preferably an AU. Do you have any good ideas? Thank you!

Hey! Well, here are some longer au-like fics. This one is easy on the angst but so many feels and I love it to pieces!!! I am currently re-reading this fic, definitely longish but more canon divergent.

Also, this tag links to all the longer fic tags.

Third Time Is Not The Charm by AllTheseSquaresMakeACircle | 59.1K

Stiles was a simple boy from a simple town. His father was a lawman, and they made better money than most. But they needed more. And as it turned out, the royal family was in need of hands. Stiles expected to be worked half to death, with hardly an ounce of rest. What he got was a foul tempered alpha with trust issues, and a family that spoke in riddles rather than their actual feelings. At least the pay was good.

ahead in the count by elisela | 50.7K | Explicit

Stiles is a starting pitcher for the NY Mets when he meets and falls in love with Derek. Derek doesn’t know.

Wolf Winter by DarkAthena (seraphim_grace) | 76.2K | Mature

Stiles is the legitimate omega son of King Deucalion, tricked by his brother Theo into running away he is trapped, ruined and unable to return home he finds himself stuck, captured as a poacher by the infamous Hale clan he claims sanctuary in their small chapel and Peter puts him to work, with Derek just returned from the crusades he needs a new healer and the only option they've got is the boy in the chapel who is pretending to be a beta

Where the Real Beasts Are by kaistrex (weishen) | 109K | Explicit

Crown Prince Stiles is gifted a direwolf on his eighteenth birthday by King Gerard I of Venatia. The only instruction? Never remove the collar.

Stiles never has been one to do as he’s told.

Exactly Like You by Jerakeen | 70.4K | Mature

“It was Jackson’s idea,” Lydia explains, looking perfectly serious while standing in front of a March Madness bracket of Beacon Hills’ eligible bachelors.

Jackson looks smug. “It only makes sense.”

Stiles meets Isaac’s eyes over the heads of all the crazy people in the room. Isaac shrugs with a slight wince. “’Tis the season.”

The Werewolf Companion by MargaretKire | 64.5K | Explicit

Stiles volunteers to be a companion for an isolated werewolf he's never met. He thought he knew way more about werewolves than it turns out he really does.

Derek didn't technically ask the Werewolf Conservation Committee for a companion human, but they insisted he have one for his mental and physical health.

Stella and the Wolf by DiscontentedWinter | 52.2K

Stiles Stilinski is trying to juggle homework, high school, stupid dumb crushes on unattainable people, and werewolves. Keeping the supernatural secret from his dad is hard enough, but when it comes to Stella, his eight-year-old sister, it turns out it’s impossible.

Reason For Call by 74days | 58.9K | Explicit

Stiles has been working in his call-centre booth for nearly 5 years when he first hears the voice of the new IT guy. Surely anyone who sounds like that has got to be H.O.T Stiles takes it upon himself to get to know him better. The only problem is, he's got no idea what he looks like...

The Fox & The Wolf by Dexterous_Sinistrous | 79.1K | Explicit

The war between the fox and wolf clans has raged for centuries, ignited in a time before anyone can remember. Now both clans—tired of the bloodshed and hate—are searching for a way to end the war.

Crowned prince Stiles Stilinski—heir to the fox clan—has agreed with his father to meet with the Hales, the ruling royal family over the wolf clan. Under the counseling of the Druids, both clans are presented with a solution to the war: unite the Stilinski and Hale clans through marriage. To quell their people's anger, both Stiles and Derek—eldest living Hale Alpha—are urged to accept the other as an equal; as their mate.

For the sake of their people, both houses make the ultimate sacrifice by choosing duty over love. But, out of what was first assumed to be compromised, quickly turns to be a better match than either could have hoped for. But not all is easy for either clan, as some members refuse to believe that the war could end so easily.

Cut to the Bone by standinginanicedress | 112.4K | Explicit

“Not that it’s any of your god damn business, but my name is Stiles. Do you need something?”

The alpha grins. All teeth, shiny white, straight as an arrow. He’s got this sculpted perfection to him that Stiles is sure has worked on all the omegas he’s ever encountered before, but Stiles stands his ground and narrows his eyes. “A date.”

Stiles looks him up and down, slowly, from the black shoes on his feet, to his uniform khakis and blazer littered with pins, to his face. He frowns, makes a face, and says, “pass.”

Bundle of Accidental Joy by tearsandholdme | 69.9K | Mature

Stiles is just trying to live a simple life. Have a job, pay his rent, and survive enough to eat his next meal. But then he's fired from his job, watches a mother abandon her baby, tries to stop her and picks the baby up, and now everyone thinks the baby is his. Even his very handsome and moody boss, Derek Hale, who forces the responsibility onto him at the cost of keeping his job or else.

Magical Encounters by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) | 105.7K | Explicit

“Shut up and talk to me.”

Spark laughed, and it made Derek’s muscles relax even more. God, even just his voice was enough to calm him down. Derek wished their relationship wasn’t what it was. He knew it could never be anything more, but he wished they’d met under different circumstances.

“Well, which is it? Shut up, or talk to you? Or did you need a little bit of relief?” Spark’s voice lowered and it shot straight to Derek’s groin. “Are you in need of some other services, Derek?”

[make-me-imagine]

Halloween Masterlist

All Halloween/Spooky Season based fics from 2017 till 2021

I decided to compile all of the Halloween fics from every year into one Masterlist. And rather than separate them by year, I am just dividing them by fandom/character.

Not all of these are strictly Halloween themed, but are instead spooky/thrillers, etc.

*All fics are gender neutral reader inserts

(Link to Main Masterlist)

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- - Marvel - -

Gif Imagine: Going to a Halloween party at Stark Tower

Headcanons: How the Avengers react to you dressing as them for Halloween (Cute/Casual)

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Peter Parker 2.0 x reader: “Have you ever heard about what happened in that house?” (ghost story/mentions of death/thriller)

Eddie/Venom x reader: “Don’t Touch Me” “I Didn’t” (action/thriller)

Bucky Barnes x Reader: “Was that a wolf?”’There are no wolves here” (Suspense /Little Humor) Bucky Barnes x Reader: Werewolf AU + Reader Insert; (Written by Guest Writer ‘Jay’; Casual/Spooky) Bucky Barnes x Reader: 'Haunting' (thriller/spooky; protective Bucky)

Steve Rogers x Reader: “Are you scared?” (Haunted House/Fluff)

Thor x Reader: ‘Halloween Makeup’ (Casual/Cute)

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- - Teen Wolf - -

Headcanons:

Spending Halloween with the pack (general)

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Lydia Martin x Reader: Locked Out/Couples Costume (comfort/angst) Lydia Martin x Reader: Halloween Party Planning (general/humor)

Theo Raeken x Reader: Halloween Maze Race (humor/fluff) Theo Raeken x Reader: Couples Costume (fluff)

Coach Finstock: They’re not answering because they’re dead (humor)

Derek Hale x Reader: Stuck in the woods (thriller/action/fluff) Derek Hale x reader: “I told you to bring Holy water for a reason!” (action/angst) Derek Hale x Reader: ‘Jumpscare’ (Humor/little fluff)

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- - Supernatural - -

Gif Imagines:

Imagine Sam and Dean being chased by Pennywise

You and Sam get stuck in an elevator with a clown

Headcanons:

Castiels First Halloween (casual/cute)

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Dean Winchester x Reader: Halloween Party Hunt (action/thriller/humor) Dean Winchester x Reader: “This can’t be a zombie apocalypse…” (comfort) Dean Winchester x Reader: ‘Maze of Horrors’ (action/thriller)

Sam Winchester x Reader: “I’m not a witch” // “I think that scarecrow just moved” (action/thriller)

Sam and Dean + Reader (platonic): Ghost Sickness (angst/action)

Castiel x Reader: “This was a horrible idea” (humor) Castiel x Reader: 'It was a dark and stormy night' (casual/light fluff)

Lucifer x Reader: ‘Second Chance’ (action/suspense/angst)

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- - MacGyver (Reboot) - -

*no longer write for

Gif Imagine:

Angus x Reader: Going to a Pumpkin patch

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Angus MacGyver x Reader: Pumpkin Carving Contest (humor) Angus MacGyver x Reader: Unacceptable (general/humor) Angus Macgyver x Reader: Decorations (humor)

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- - Criminal Minds - -

Gif Imagine:

Hotch reacting to you wearing a sexy Halloween costume (suggestive)

Headcanons:

Going to a haunted house with the BAU (humor)

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Spencer Reid x Reader: Movie Marathon (comfort) Spencer Reid x Reader: Pumpkin Pickings (fluff) Spencer Reid x Reader: Bonfire Scare (humor) Spencer Reid x Reader: “This was a horrible idea” (humor)

Derek Morgan x Reader: 'Escape Room' (suspense/thriller)

Aaron Hotchner x Reader + Jack: 'Pumpkin Patches and New Beginnings' (cute/fluff)

- - - - - -

- - TVD/Originals - -

Gif Imagine:

Imagine wearing a Couples Costume with Elijah

Headcanons:

Damon Salvatore x Reader: Halloween Party

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Elijah Mikaelson x Reader: “I think my fangs are coming loose” (general/humor)

Klaus Mikaelson x Reader: “I’m not the only one with blood on my hands” (action/graphic/humor)

Kai Parker x Reader: ‘Rescue’ (action/light fluff)

- - - - - -

- - Leverage - -

Gif Imagine:

Carving Pumpkins with the Leverage team

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Eliot Spencer x Reader: 'Need' (NSFW/Smut) Eliot Spencer x Reader: ‘Scary Stories’ (casual/humor) Eliot Spencer x Reader: Pumpkin Carving (cute)

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- - Harry Potter - -

*Golden Trio Era & Marauders Era

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Draco Malfoy x Reader: 'Costume' (general)

Sirius Black x Reader: “Making out in a graveyard?” (humor/fluff)

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- - Sherlock (BBC) - -

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Mycroft Holmes x Reader: ‘Scared’ (humor/fluff)

Sherlock Holmes x Reader: ‘I’ve never celebrated Halloween’ (casual/cute)

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- - Prodigal Son - -

Fic: Malcolm Bright x Reader; 'Sometimes, people are just monsters' (angst/action/little fluff)

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- - Star Trek - -

*DS9; Enterprise and AOS

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Phlox x Reader: Matching Costumes (fluff)

Jim Kirk x Reader: ‘Dreaming of You’ (soulmate au/romantic)

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- - Kingsman - -

Oneshot: Eggsy Unwin x Reader: If you say Halloween one more time (humor)

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- - The Man from UNCLE - -

Headcanons:

Illya Kuryakin x Reader: Spending Halloween with Illya (general/cute)

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Illya Kuryakin x Reader: “The legend said it only goes after virgins…” (humor)

Illya & Napoleon + Reader: Pumpkin Carving (humor)

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- - BBC Merlin - -

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Percival x Reader: “We only have to make it until sunrise…” (thriller) Percival x Reader: ‘Lost’ (action/angst/fluff/humor)

Arthur Pendragon x Reader: ‘Faded’ (angst)

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- - Buffy the Vampire Slayer - -

Oneshots/Drabbles:

Spike x Reader: “Is it just me, or did it just get really cold in here” (action/angst/fluff) Spike x Reader: “I’d take a bullet for you” “It’s not romantic when you’re immortal" (angst/fluff) Spike x Reader: “Lost in the Woods” (action)

Angel x Reader: “If you say let’s split up I swear to God” (thriller/action)

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- - Doctor Who - -

Oneshots:

Tenth Doctor x Reader: 'Corn Maze' (action/suspense)

Eleventh Doctor x Reader: ‘Run’ (action/intense)

Twelfth Doctor x Reader: ‘Trick or Treat Confession’ (fluff/humor)

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- - Stargate Atlantis - -

Oneshot; Carson Beckett x Reader: Halloween Party (humor/fluff)

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- - M*A*S*H - -

Oneshot; M*A*S*H Unit x Reader: “Where’s the Halloween candy?” “I don’t know” “Y/n” (humor)

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- - 911 (Fox) - -

Oneshot; Evan Buckley x Reader (+Other characters) 'Never Again' (haunted house; humor/general)

Oneshot; Eddie Diaz x Reader + Christopher Diaz; 'Trick-or-Date' (cute/fluff)

- - NCIS - -

*no longer write for

Tony Dinozzo x Reader: What can I say Baby? written by @smolpersonbigworld

McGee x Reader: Lazy Autumn Stroll (fluff)

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- - Bones - -

*no longer write for

Oneshot: Finn Abernathy x Reader: Haunted House (humor/fluff)

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- - Cinderella - -

Prince Kit x Reader: Carving Pumpkins (fluff)

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*for me to keep track since the limit is (I think) 100 links in a post.

[asagi-red-wolf]

On the list of things I want to write someday but probably never will so it’s time to release it into the wild: A Teen Wolf Hazbin Hotel AU

Scott is the son of Lucifer who Believes In Redemption and Kira is his bodyguard girlfreind who also believes in redemption but mostly believes in Scott, but their core personalities are swapped with Charlie’s and Vaggie’s- IE: Kira is the one who decides singing for the commercial is a good idea, Scott is the one constantly getting frustrated by Shennanigans at the hotel because he feels like people aren’t taking things seriously, so and so forth

Stiles is the hotel’s first patron, he doesn’t actually think he can be redeemed but he needs a place to stay away from Theo- who’s the overlord of the adult film industry, Stiles has been in this flavor of Fucked Up Reality for decades and is desperate to leave it behind

He and Scott have a very, very weird relationship because on the one hand they’re almost constantly butting heads and snipping at eachother over Stiles’s “career choice” (not that he has a choice...) and general anarchy because if he can set something on fire he absolutely fucking will set something on fire (metaphorically.... usually...) and Scott is So Tired to be honest.... but also they have a very close relationship and are protective of eachother, Scott was the first person to extend any real kindness to Stiles- outside of Lydia- and believe he could be something more than what Theo’s made him, and Stiles is the first person other than Kira not to laugh in Scott’s face about his redemption idea and actually be willing to try it, they both feel very othered and isolated in their own ways so they develop a weird bond that’s easy to disrupt but hard to outright harm or destroy

Speaking of Lydia, she’s the anarchist who solves her problems with manicures and cherry bombs, she and Stiles have the “Besties Who Slay Together” vibe going on and he regularly helps her out with whatever she wants or needs, in return she keeps trying to find a way to break Stiles’s soul contract with Theo and... in the mean time just comforts him when the worst happens, she doesn’t believe in redemption either and isn’t interested in finding it, though her attitude might change when she meets Allison, an exorcist angel who gets hurt during Extermination Day and gets stuck in hell, she’s really not sure why she’s helping a literal fucking hunter but uh.... girl power and Sapphos..?

And then there’s Derek

Because there’s always Derek

Derek, The Wolf Demon, a powerfull overlord who just appeared in hell one day with no real rhyme or reason to anything

He’s quiet and keeps to himself, no one really knows anything about him and he likes it that way, until he shows up one day at the hotel and declares he’s going to help Scott for vague reasons that he absolutely won’t expand upon EVER leaving Scott to feel quietly discontented but not really in a place where he can say “no” either....

He has a little pack of other wolf-ish demons with him- Erica, the bartender with a gambling problem, Isaac, the obsessive compulsive maid, and Boyd, who handles the books and would prefer not to be forced into Shennanigans, thank you

He and Stiles are pretty much ready to kill eachother at All Available Times at first, but they mellow out and come to have a great deal of appreciation for eachother over time, no one can really figure that out, but it just sorta.... happens.... and before you know it, they start spending quite alot of time together, in fact, one could say they’re........ up to something...........

[edge0fmydesiree]

WIP TAG GAME

Rules:

post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous.

Send me an ask with the title than intrigues you and I'll post a little snippet or tell you something about it.

Tag as many people as you have wip.

Okay, so I’m finally getting around to responding to Tumblr asks and tags.

Thank you, @yikeshereiam & @ash-mcj for the tag. ❤️

I haven’t published a fic in a while, but I’ve been working on a few new fics behind the scenes.

I have a lot of WIPS.

These are the ones I’ve been working on recently, and actually have words written down in the google docs.

1. It Was Never About What I Wanted. THIAM.

More of a novella. 3 Chapters. I’m looking at around 70-100k words. It will NOT be published until it’s finished. I’ve learned my lesson from the other two unfinished works I’ve published. WHICH I'M STILL WORKING ON. I’m just super slow, i.e. lazy, who gets distracted by other writers’ fics and chooses to read them, and all their other works, instead of writing. Don’t judge me.

It’s set after the war. The pack is still on the hunt for Monroe. Theo is helping the pack—forced to help? He thinks so anyway—look for Monroe.

Other Packs are introduced, original characters, as well as other hunters.

2. Meeting The Parents. THIAM.

A short fic, a Tumblr request actually. Human, HighSchool AU.

Bad-boy/Nerd type. Basically what the title says. Liam forces Theo to have dinner with his parents, to introduce him as his boyfriend.

Update: I couldn't help myself and added a little angst. It was meant to be humour and fluff, but, eh, what are you gonna do.

3. You Were Unexpected, But The Best Thing To Happen To Me. THEREK.

Canon divergent. Multi-chapter fic. 10-15k words.

Honestly, I don’t know where this fic is going. I went through a Theo/Derek faze and got inspired by their dynamic.

Set straight after the war at the hospital. Theo tries to sneak away and meets Derek.

Theo attempts to avoid the pack. Deals with a lot of guilt and a few pack members' hostility. Spends time with Derek, who can kind of relate, and helps Theo assimilate after the war. Now that he’s actually free and not under anybody's control. Slow burn, kind of. Eh, like I said, I’m winging it at this point.

4. Where You Bean All My Life? THIAM. This fic is testing me, ngl.

Human, Café AU. Humorous.

Liam works at a cafe, meets tall, dark and handsome, and instantly decides that the stranger is his future husband. Cue, lots of pining, awkward and embarrassing floundering, and ultimately a happy ending.

5. Not My Alpha. THIAM.

Canon. Set after the war. Angst, comfort, ultimately happy ending. 10-15k words.

Theo (I, the writer, me!) holds some bitterness and resentment towards the pack--Scott, for what they did to him. After some remarks from certain pack members, Theo has had enough. But so does a certain blue-eyed beta who has some choice words for the pack.

6. Bringing Me Back. THIAM.

Multi Chapter fic. Shifted Theo. Courting Fic. A Feral Theo and a stubborn determined Liam.

For almost a year, Theo has been Feral and been stuck in his shifted form, living in the preserve. While the pack has slowly given up, Liam refuses too. He's going to bring Theo back, and if that means camping out in the preserve and tempting Theo out with treats then so be it.

7. Wake Up, Little Wolf. THIAM.

One-shot. 10-20k. Theo's POV.

After a fight with hunters, Liam is injured and in hospital. Liam's werewolf abilities are hindered, leaving him essentially human. This fic is basically about how Theo handles seeing Liam in hospital, vulnerable, and how that envokes all these feelings in Theo that he's tried to push down.

9. Sometimes I Wonder If Love Is Worth Fighting For. Then I Look At You, And I’m Ready For War. THIAM.

The pack uses Theo to fight for them, but then ignores him and his suffering. Heavy guilt-ridden Theo, and guilty Nolan. Pining Liam.

10. Holding Onto The Memories Of Us. THIAM.

Multi Chapter fic. Original Characters.

Theo and Liam hide their relationship from the pack, but then it becomes too hard for Theo. He ends things with Liam and leaves Beacon Hills. Theo starts over and finds himself. But, people from his past keep showing up. Just not the person he wants.

Tagging anyone who wants ago. I highly encourage it. And make sure to tag me, because I'm NOSY and WANT to know.

[thebigoblin]

WIP Game!

Post a list of your un-started ideas and have your followers ask you about one. Then tell them something about your idea. 

Numbered for simplicity, not in order of priority.

Thank you for the tag @greyhavenisback! Let’s see what other WIPs I have that I have not talked about yet... (also you can see her WIP list here)

Most of these are Sterek. If they’re not/have other prominent ships, I’ll mention that. 

Like a Song (you’re stuck in my head) - road trip, complete au

Agreements - this one is a crossover between Spn and Teen Wolf. Sterek, Destiel, and a hell of a lot of other ships. Have had this idea for a year, but idk if I’ll ever write it soon. Or ever. Idk. But I have it all outlined, 14 chapters and all, in my notebook. 

Bone Crush - alive hale family, married sterek, attempt at humor

Sync - Laura & Stiles friendship and co-workers-ship, complete au

The Argent-Hale Treaty - Sterek & Petopher, attempt at humor, chris & derek's (begrudging) friendship, peter & stiles' actual, genuine friendship

I Follow The Sun - reincarnation sterek fic (i love this trope!)

Prompt: Stiles & Derek leave BH after Monroe stuff

Prompt: 5 + 1 Fic - 5 times Derek showed he loves Stiles and 1 time Stiles showed that he loves Derek

Solace - Thiam, canon compliant till Theo gets out of Hell

Unnamed fic, but the idea is just... fluff + Hale Pack

Okay, I only wanna do 10 because like... I don’t know when I’ll be done with these, and I don’t wanna just tease anyone xD. 

If you want to ask me about any of these, you can ❤

I’m tagging: @deepestbelieverstranger, @ilovepeachystuff, @raisesomehale, @kaistrex, @ash-mcj, @elisela, @steve-x-bucky, @novemberhush and anyone else who wants to join! 

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Hello bella my love <3 dw I saw nothing. Ahh I feel like a little kid at a candy shop I want a little bit of everything! but in the interest of making this game functional please tell me about "theo vs liam in the great quest for morality: kitchen edition" bc it has bella written All Over It, with a small side of frat cake? Ok good night I love you!

hfjglmdkj hello team i love u so much and per our discussion i will tell you about the brain is a funny place wip instead of thiam kitchen edition. and i will give you a frat cake briefing as well. i feel like im reading off the discussion topics for a meeting we're about to have. fdlhkgsmfdj okay let's get started im going to put a cut because this is kind of lengthy otherwise

ask me about my WIPs

so! oh the brain is a funny place OBLIIIIIVIIIIIOOOOON does not actually have anything to do with diet soda society. that was just the song i had stuck in my head when i originally started this doc and started writing the fic, so when i went to close the doc i needed to give it a title. but i have a sort of superstitious thing about doc titles, where when i start a fic but don't totally know where it's going or if i'll finish it yet, i feel like giving it a proper real title is like dooming it to never be finished. so i try to give my WIP docs very non-title titles (as i'm sure you saw) so i don't jinx myself into never finishing them. so anyway. that's the explanation of the TITLE of that doc.

as for the CONTENTS of the doc. well as you know it's a teen wolf fic, specifically a stydia fic. quelle surprise, i know. it's a 5+1 (quelle surprise again), and it centers around the idea that stiles actually already knows lydia's in love with him, and has known for quite some time. so the concept is like, five times a werewolf tries to tell stiles how lydia feels, and the one time lydia tells him. but also it's like, five times stiles already knew, and the one time lydia also knew. i was very inspired by the iconic exchange in the 6a finale where she goes "i didn't say [i love you] back" and he says "you don't have to" it just really made me think like.......he knew, yknow? like he didn't need her to outright say it in order for him to know it, he just knew anyway. and i guess it's probably a stretch to say he knew the whole time, starting from just after 3a, but this is fanfiction and i do what i want. plus, like. stiles is a very very astute guy, AND he's been in love with lydia for most of his life, which means he's probably been actively searching for signs that she likes him back, so you would think that the second she starts exhibiting those signs, he would pick up on them.

anyway. the reason it's five werewolves is because they can smell emotions (chemosignals) and the idea is that basically everyone knows before lydia (bc in 6a they make it pretty clear that she never really knew she loved him until after The Plot Of 6A happened. i don't know if i should actually spoil it for you. whatever). i have all six sections of this planned out at the minimum but only two of them are written so here's a snippet of the one with isaac because i fucking love isaac:

“You don’t seem surprised,” Isaac says. “That she loves you.”

Stiles shrugs. “I know her,” he says simply. “I pay attention.”

“Then do something about it, genius.”

“Nah,” says Stiles, shaking his head, “I took my shot sophomore year. If she wants something to happen, it’s her turn to make a move, and she won’t do that.” 

“How do you know?”

Stiles lifts a shoulder. “Like I said. I know her.”

so that's that one. i'm very excited to eventually finish it.

as for frat cake!!!! frat cake frat cake frat cake aka the frat cake fic that i will hopefully (god-willing) one day finish. i've talked about it before, here. i actually feel like i've talked about it more than just that one time but i cannot for the life of me find where OH I FOUND IT okay there's also further discussion of it here. essentially it is a frat cake au. here is a snippet, for your enjoyment.

“The drinks are not bad,” Luke agrees. He lifts the bottle and takes a swig, then offers it to Calum. “Want some?”

“I’m good,” Calum says, lifting his shitty beer. “I mean, it’s kinda gross, but straight vodka’s also kinda gross, so…six of one.”

“Yeah, and my mouth has been on this,” Luke adds, inspecting the bottle. “Hella unhygienic.” Because frat brothers are really the poster children for hygiene.

“That part doesn’t bother me so much,” Calum admits, taking a closer step.