#streetsmartstevie

[puckyeah]

🆚️ Darce. You might be the cop, but shes got the guns js ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sure, pal. And I wanna see you have a drawing competition with one of Fiona’s 3rd graders bc I hear they use big ass crayons so I guess you’re even. 

People are fucking wild.

[inkbydani]

TEXTS 📲 STEVANI

STEVIE: yo dani

STEVIE: do u think u can do me a favor?

DANI: I gotchu boo, what's up?

[...]

DANI: I've never said "I gotchu boo" in my life before. I have some regrets.

[notthatharperlee]

Not afraid to admit it 🐝

Give me a second- I’m speechless.

Not only are you talking to me, but here you are admitting that you’re afraid of me? You’re lucky you’re a taken woman, Evans. Forget a beautiful friendship, this could be the start of a drop dead gorgeous one. 

[acupofmatt-blog1]

👊 but a friendly punch. Maybe harder than a friendly punch if you're being dumb

Punching me for being dumb when you’re literally dating someone who’s got the least brai--nvm...

[theyearofthestar]

[ text ] rachel/stevie

RACHEL: 1. I absolutely love the vinyl art treatment! I even would have been okay if you had sacrificed one of Bab's albums for such a tribute.

RACHEL: 2. I'm wearing the sweatshirt for the rest of the month. I'm wearing it right now, in fact, as I type this very text. It's cozy and warm and so very much the opposite of who you are. 😉

RACHEL: 3. Thank you, Stevie. You're a good roommate, and an even better friend. I'll make sure to put in a good word with the man up North to ensure he doesn't just leave a lump of coal in your stocking.

[takemehomecountryrhodes]

TO: THE SHOWERS FROM: JEMMA

orange tulips.

@itsstaceyevans, @streetsmartstevie, @thehudsonator, @evielutionary, @superspence, @acupp-jp, @rileduplynn, @itsjemmabitch

[samanthamckenna]

@streetsmartstevie replied to your photo “enpointe Mother, I see that you have chicken for dinner. Pls share....”

im always baffled by how wrinkly ur dogs face is. its cute in its own way tho

It almost makes him look wise, doesn’t it?  You’ll have to stop by and pay him a visit sometime soon!

[samerystargaryen]

TEXT 📲 EVANS SISTERS 🦔

SAMMY: Are you guys free this weekend?

SAMMY: I have a couple tickets to the Giants opener I'd got to surprise Dani because she loves football, but well, you know.

SAMMY: So whatever, I thought I'd give them to you guys.

SAMMY: Peace offering? Since you both seemed like you're mad at me for something.

[acuppellarp]

Happy birthday, @streetsmartstevie! Today Stevie turns 21!

[suzysgossip]

#AskSuzy huh? Well, here's a question. How about you mind your own fucking business and leave my sisters alone?

[yesyesyoumae]

😍 😘 🙄 🍑

🌮🍈💘🎨

[mikhailacey]

@streetsmartstevie replied to your photo “†³ INSTAGRAM: @MIKHAILACEY UPLOADED A NEW PHOTOKulich: bad for my sugar...”

holy shit. u made that urself?

Well, I can’t take full credit. It���s not my recipe, I just put ingredients together that were already there and then worked a bit of magic.

[rocketpowerreg]

@streetsmartstevie: 

why am i not surprised matt owns leather fucking pants

More like she owns tons of leather pants, I just picked the best ones, and most expensive. I didn’t dare ask how much that meant since anything over $30 for pants is insane. How Solis affords the rent between leather pants and silk robes is beyond me dude.

[notthatharperlee]

streetsmartstevie replied to your post: stevie + favorite thing about them

Uhhhh… thanks. Didn’t think you were a fan of FIFA, Battlefield, and COD, but cool. And, you’re probably the only one who appreciates my attitude.

You’re right, I probably am. I’m not huge on FIFA or COD but I do play Battlefield every so often. I’m much more on the RPG or platform end of things but can appreciate it. Honestly it’s just nice knowing I’m not the only one into video games around here. 

[inkbydani]

[TEXT]: yo dani [TEXT]: do u think u can do me a favor?

HERE!

[theyearofthestar]

streetsmartstevie replied to your post: What’s something that you need to work on?

No. Not allowed.

I’ve set a goal, Stevie. There’s no stopping me now.