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From On My Way To Easy by @stratsandwhiskeywritestuff

But it was one thing to be recognized; Angel revelled in the fame. It was another thing entirely to not be recognized, and then have to explain to a classy guy in some kinda tux that you let people come on your face on camera for a living.  “Ah,” Alastor said, the first true emotion tinting his voice. That emotion happened to be disgust, and Angel was about to point out the hypocrisy of hiring a hooker and then condemning porn, when Alastor followed it up with a disdainful “ talkies.”

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“Are you a gambling man, Will?”

Will blinked. “I’ve never had the time or means.”

“You have both now,” Hannibal spread a palm at his side, a strangely welcoming gesture. “You seek independence from an Alpha, but the opportunities only a bond could provide, correct?”

Will nodded slowly, eyes narrowing as he flicked them between the doctor’s own.

“I seek a companion with whom to build a life and family, going forward.”

Will shook his head slowly. “I don’t follow.”

Will is an Omega who desires independence, freedom, and the opportunity to be anything but a barefoot-pup-bearing simpering thing. Hannibal is an Alpha who finds his mind curious.

They make a deal: if Will can convince Hannibal before his next heat that he is worth more than breeding stock, and can go through his heat without begging for his Alpha, Hannibal will not mate him, but make him a ward instead; Will could go to college, get a job, do anything he wanted.

If not, then he will be Hannibal's mate, bear pups, and accept his role.

But is it really as simple as that?

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"I think about you like this often," Hannibal admitted quietly, the words tickling against Will's skin. "Pliant and beautiful for me."

"Obedient?" Will added, amused.

"Are you obedient, Will?" Hannibal teased. Sharp nails down Will's side were eased with soft fingertips as Hannibal continued to hold him still. "If I tell you to wait, will you complain?"

"Wait for how long?" Will asked, feeling Hannibal's laugh against his ribs. "And for what?"

"For however long I tell you, and because I told you to."

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Title: Close. Closer.

Author: @stratsandwhiskeywritestuff

Artist: @ewlyn

Rating: Teen

Length: 2174

Pairings: Will Graham/Hannibal Lector 

Warnings: n/a

They can meet only rarely, when the vividness of their lives merges into a dusky grey. These moments live in the in-between, that space where mortals make their more ambiguous choices. There, Hannibal and Will meet, and discuss, and come away from the table with a decision in hand.

Will and Hannibal are minor gods of mortal decisions.

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7-14 ao3 asks

MY LOVE!!! 3> 3>

7: when did you join ao3?

2013 with the rest of the hannigram trash <3

8: if you write, what fandom have you written the most fics for?

Hannibal!

9: do you have more oneshots or multi-chapters bookmarked?

My instinct is to say that I have more multi-chapters because I’m drawn to them a lot more than one-shots. I like to kick my feet up and stay a while lol. Not to say one-shots aren’t delightful because they absolutely are, but I love me some chonky fic.

10: name a fandom you have fics bookmarked for that you think would surprise people

Lol I don’t think many of them would be that surprising since I reblog content for most everything I’m interested in, BUT I did find this gem that I bookmarked for A Separate Peace by John Knowles?? Roflmao no idea what mood I was in when I went looking for that. I mean, I clearly remember being 16 and furious about Phineas, but apparently sometime in 2017 I was really feeling the old pain again.

11: most recent fic in your ao3 history?

THIS ONE WHERE WILL ASKS HANNIBAL TO EAT HIM AND IT BECOMES A BODY WORSHIP THING WHAT WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MANIACS @stratsandwhiskeywritestuff I ADORE YOU <3

12: how many fic series have you subscribed to?

34!

13: how many fic series have you written (if you write)?

5!

14: do your parents know you have an ao3 account?

Ha! Absolutely not! My mom has no idea I write fanfiction or that I write anything where people can read it.

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WE WROTE THIS

coming in April

my never-ending list of hannigram AUs

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“Money, power, or breeding rights.”

“What?”

Will blinked, lifting his eyes to Jack, who now stood much closer with his unintroduced companion a step behind him.

“Motive,” Will replied, setting his hands to his knees to lever himself up to stand. He peeled his gloves off and wiped his palms against his jeans. “The three most likely reasons for murder are always money, power, or breeding rights.”

A story in which Will, an Omega, pretends to be a Beta in order to keep his job... and is sent "undercover" as an Omega into a traditionalist community to find a killer. With Hannibal as his generous Alpha chaperone, of course. Jack has no idea this is a double blind, but does Hannibal?

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“You’ll be happy to know there’s nothing wrong. You’ve got a small litter, that’s all, just the one pup.”

Will stiffened. “One?” It wasn’t unheard of, but it was rare.

“If I may, Mr. Graham, you’re very young to be having a litter,” the doctor said gently.

The boys get some news and grow closer

[radishannibalblog]

That’s so funny!!! 😂😂😂

And YOU ARE BANG ON according to Strats of @stratsandwhiskeywritestuff because he was British in the original script!!

They shudda just made him Danish and called it good in first place!!!

Hey, Hannibal extended fandom?

Nigel (Charlie Countryman) is not Romanian. At all. I'm not only saying this because he never once speaks Romanian with Romanian-speaking characters, but also because of his name.

Nigel, phonetically, means "you don't have gel" in Romanian. So unless he's a tigan (there's supposed to be a thingie under the t here but I cant do it with my keyboard, it's pronounced tsigan), he is not Romanian.

Just pointing it out because I don't think anybody noticed that in the fandom, at least not amond the fic writers :) which doesn't take away the fact that damnnn, some of those fics are good!

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“I want you.” Will told him, laughing as he said it, tugging Hannibal’s lapels, tilting his head higher for him to nuzzle under Will’s chin. “I want everything with you.”

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“Do you know we are all blessed with an organ in which to carry life?” Hannibal squeezed against Will’s ass gently before moving away, stepping around him to crouch eventually by Will’s face. “It lies dormant in Alphas, similarly to how their nipples do not produce milk. But with the proper cocktail of hormones, those things can be awoken in any healthy body.”

Bitching. Plain and simple.

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“I’m on my porch in the mornings,” he emphasized, “and you have no curtains.”

“I’m aware.”

It took Will another moment to understand, growing redder all the while. His neighbor kept smiling that knowing smile.

“My name is Hannibal,” he said. “Would you like to come inside?”

Will likes the guy who just moved in next door. He's quiet and handsome and non-invasive... and does naked yoga in his living room every morning when Will goes out for a cup of coffee. He should tell him... right?

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Will knew how to play a role, and he’d learned to play them well. He pushed himself onto his toes, though he was not much smaller than Hannibal, and fluttered his eyelashes. “I’m bored,” he whispered, soft and breathy, “can we go home now?”

Hannibal smiled and nuzzled into his temple. “You’re only bored because no one else will match wits with you,” he said fondly.

Mentions of past violence, and a bit of roughness in this that is not between Hannibal and Will, and a promised happy ending!

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Trawling through cannibal forums on the darkweb, Will offers himself up as a victim with the caveat that he takes part in his own dismemberment and consumption. When a man answers his post and catches Will’s interest, he thinks they’ll be perfect for each other.

This is part of the Eat The Rude Big Bang 2020! We were so lucky to get to work with the lovely Alex, who created some sexy art for us! No dogs or cannibals are harmed in the process of this story, but Will loses a few limbs.

See end notes for links to all true crime mentions/references! We only used names as hints, we did not talk about the victims with disrespect (we hope), if you feel we have, please let us know.

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“They say a storm’s coming through, tomorrow we might have more snow than we’ve had here in years.”

“Good,” Will sighed against him. “Snow us in, keep the world away. I don’t want to be anywhere but here.”

It's Christmas in Everything Nice verse! And as a gift, we have TheSeaVoices' stunning art for this story at the bottom for you!

There is sex in this chapter, but not in little-space <3

Art by @theseavoices​ and posted with permission <3 please visit all her social media and follow her, she is a GIFT

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PET. Masterpost

Because this one is locked down, sometimes the links don’t work, so here are the chapters so far!

Chapter 01

Chapter 02

Chapter 03

Chapter 04

Chapter 05

Chapter 06

Chapter 07

Chapter 08

Chapter 09

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13 

Chapter 14 

Chapter 15