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hauntedhotel · 8 months ago
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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dykebeckett · 1 year ago
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sorry I’m interpreting your cool male character as a butch dyke who sucks. she’s better now
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milaek · 4 months ago
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Weird son
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pangur-and-grim · 7 months ago
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little boy..... baby boy....
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disgracefulthings · 7 months ago
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Sha Hualing: I think your husband is cheating on you
Luo Binghe: Keep speaking ill about my Shizun and I'll rip your tongue out!
Sha Hualing: Just listen for a second! I heard Mobei-Jun's weird husband serenading Lord Shen with a romantic song!
Luo Binghe: ...what song?
Earlier
Shang Qinghua, very off key: We're no strangers to love~ You know the rules and so do I!
Back to the present
Luo Binghe: Oh, that is apparently a normal human custom. Singing that song unexpectedly to another is akin to a minor act of war. Shizun will probably retaliate by standing motionless by Shang-shishu with his arms spread out
Sha Hualing: Human culture is so weird
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beary-good-finds · 3 months ago
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🛸 Barbie: Voyage to Rados by Joanne Barkman, 1999 🛸
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aboutiroh · 7 months ago
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Zuko: So how did Toph end up joining the group?
Toph: I ran away from home because these idiots could not find a proper earthbending teacher if their lives depended on it.
Zuko: Oh, you ran away?
Sokka: We found her in an underground earthbending competition and it turned out her parents didn’t know. They didn’t take the news that well.
Zuko: Right, that makes sense..
Aang: Actually I first saw her with a flying pig in a swamp! But maybe that doesn’t count, it was a hallucination after all.
Zuko:
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cable-salamdr · 2 months ago
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They proceeded to recreate all of motm. Geo got to dress up as the munce queen and felt very smug about it.
(We are pretending it is still Halloween for me and not past midnight since an hour. Thank you.)
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blanc-ci · 20 days ago
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Doodles of a bunch of things that me and my roomies have talked about / done ourselves that I drew as the triumvirate
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These ones are Not Sober
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wishchip106 · 1 month ago
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who wants to be the lego erik lehnsherr to my lego charles xavier 💔
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chloesimaginationthings · 8 months ago
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HAHAHA, THIS EXPRESSION IS GREAT.
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HELP IM GLAD YALL LIKED IT!!
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timebom · 1 month ago
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Timebomb is trending? on its own??
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egberts · 8 months ago
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cat ice cube & he got a boba on his head
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breakbleheavens · 10 months ago
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CRUEL SUMMER The Eras Tour — Sydney, Australia (Night 4) | February 26, 2024
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blanketforcas · 9 months ago
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we truly have a unique situation with cockles and these actors shipping themselves and making destiel about cockles unprompted but also one of them has come out as bi and then straight but no that doesn't mean he'll stop making jokes about any of this or act any less gay. yes the other guy was weird about destiel at first and now he writes songs about it. he's mostly cool about it now. don't ask him about his dad. this is impossible to explain to outsiders
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yah1dka · 8 months ago
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dazai: chuuya, don`t you feel something weird?
chuuya: HUUUUh? you think this is the right question after kissing me? if you don`t like me you should say so!
dazai: no, like, someone's watching us, chibi
chuuya: you`re just being paranoid
natsume in his cat form, watching the extention of his little science fukuzawa-mori partnership project: yeah, dazai, don`t think about it
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