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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
#libraries#we offer tech advice in the library#so it wasnt an out of pocket request#but people really do come to the library for help with the strangest things#its the buffy impulse#when in doubt#go to the library
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sorry I’m interpreting your cool male character as a butch dyke who sucks. she’s better now
#my best posts#don’t tag this post as your fucking strangest things boys#any other blorbotagging is fine#also zionists get fucked
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Weird son
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little boy..... baby boy....
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Sha Hualing: I think your husband is cheating on you
Luo Binghe: Keep speaking ill about my Shizun and I'll rip your tongue out!
Sha Hualing: Just listen for a second! I heard Mobei-Jun's weird husband serenading Lord Shen with a romantic song!
Luo Binghe: ...what song?
Earlier
Shang Qinghua, very off key: We're no strangers to love~ You know the rules and so do I!
Back to the present
Luo Binghe: Oh, that is apparently a normal human custom. Singing that song unexpectedly to another is akin to a minor act of war. Shizun will probably retaliate by standing motionless by Shang-shishu with his arms spread out
Sha Hualing: Human culture is so weird
#sqq and sqh will do the strangest things around demons and explain it off as a part of human culture#when humans see them they just say its from their home town#when yqy sees them they're screwed#sqq: time to gaslight gatekeep girlboss?#sqh: i was thinking more on the lines of manwhore mansplain manslaughter#sha hualing#luo binghe#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#peerless cucumber#bingqiu#cumplane#mxtx#mxtx svsss#svsss#scum villian self saving system
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🛸 Barbie: Voyage to Rados by Joanne Barkman, 1999 🛸
#barbie#vintage barbie#vintage children's book#vintage books#90s#toycore#space#kidcore#science fiction#scifi#aliens#weird#the strangest barbie book i've ever found
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Zuko: So how did Toph end up joining the group?
Toph: I ran away from home because these idiots could not find a proper earthbending teacher if their lives depended on it.
Zuko: Oh, you ran away?
Sokka: We found her in an underground earthbending competition and it turned out her parents didn’t know. They didn’t take the news that well.
Zuko: Right, that makes sense..
Aang: Actually I first saw her with a flying pig in a swamp! But maybe that doesn’t count, it was a hallucination after all.
Zuko:
#atla#iroh’s content and comments#avatar the last airbender#look#zuko is awkward#but in his defense#these kids are the strangest people on the planet
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They proceeded to recreate all of motm. Geo got to dress up as the munce queen and felt very smug about it.
(We are pretending it is still Halloween for me and not past midnight since an hour. Thank you.)
#Y’ALL I NEED YOU TO KNOW. I HAVE HAD THIS IN MY BRAIN FOR THE PAST LIKE.#6 MONTHS. LITERALLY.#but i can’t telling myself no. i can’t. i must wait until spooky day.#AND IT’S HERE SO FUNNIES BE UPON YE#i’m going to bed it’s 1 am i crunched this so badly#sorry if it’s kinda shitty lmao#two art in one day???????????? halloween 2024 really has the strangest events happening..#ninjago motm#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago#lego ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago fanart#ninjago vania#ninjago vangelis#ninjago sora#ninjago arin#ninjago cole#ninjago lloyd#i don’t even know uhhh#ninjago wu#there#i’m so tired i ain’t tagging nothing else sorrey#cablart
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Doodles of a bunch of things that me and my roomies have talked about / done ourselves that I drew as the triumvirate
These ones are Not Sober
#life is good when you and your two other roomies all kin a specific member of the trio#Spock laughs really small while high and I think Bones loves it#I also think Spock chooses the STRANGEST things for his munchies#to quote my roommate#sensitive diva kirk#autistic cat spock#leonard crashout mccoy#my art#star trek#spock#james t kirk#bones mccoy#mcspirk#tw drugs#spirk#s'chn t'gai spock#james kirk#jim kirk#spock/kirk#leonard mccoy#dr mccoy#spones
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who wants to be the lego erik lehnsherr to my lego charles xavier 💔
#i find the strangest things on pinterest thats for sure#xmen first class but its all lego#like the lego movie or lego batman#i need lego xmen 💔#cherik#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#x men#professor x#magneto#wish does not shut up
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HAHAHA, THIS EXPRESSION IS GREAT.
HELP IM GLAD YALL LIKED IT!!
#ask reply#I’ve been having a lot of fun with expressions as of late#you’ll see that today even with my new post BAHAH#Michael doesn’t get scared often but when he is he SCREAM#HONESTLY HES so justified here though#literally witnessing his actual nightmares walk up to him and say hey#Michael has thee strangest life BAHAH
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Timebomb is trending? on its own??
#fuck yeah#timebomb#jinx#ekko#arcane#this is the strangest timeline#who would have thought a year ago?#not me#i thought i was kinda delulu for liking the ship So Much#im so happy people finally understood the potential and appeal it’s so nice<3#still loathe the way it ended for them tho</3
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cat ice cube & he got a boba on his head
#alana's boss gives us the strangest gifts but i kinda love the cat ice cube tray#the ice actually turns out good#he has an an entire body on the surface#under the surface*#food
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CRUEL SUMMER The Eras Tour — Sydney, Australia (Night 4) | February 26, 2024
#tswiftedit#taylorswiftedit#tswiftgif#taylor swift#the eras tour#eras tour#lover#cruel summer#eras tour australia#eras tour sydney#eras syd n4#*mine#*2024#*gifs#mine: eras tour#mine: lover#this video was the strangest to gif oml the colours kept going crazy when importing#but getting the pink bodysuit AHHH
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we truly have a unique situation with cockles and these actors shipping themselves and making destiel about cockles unprompted but also one of them has come out as bi and then straight but no that doesn't mean he'll stop making jokes about any of this or act any less gay. yes the other guy was weird about destiel at first and now he writes songs about it. he's mostly cool about it now. don't ask him about his dad. this is impossible to explain to outsiders
#cockles#destiel#like we are in it and it's already hard to comprehend#it makes perfect sense it makes zero sense it's the strangest situation
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dazai: chuuya, don`t you feel something weird?
chuuya: HUUUUh? you think this is the right question after kissing me? if you don`t like me you should say so!
dazai: no, like, someone's watching us, chibi
chuuya: you`re just being paranoid
natsume in his cat form, watching the extention of his little science fukuzawa-mori partnership project: yeah, dazai, don`t think about it
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#dazai osamu#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#port mafia#skk#soukoku#bsd dazai#bsd natsume#natsume soseki#you think mori is a creep but then there`s natsume#man just appears at the strangest places to stalk characters#i don`t trust him#but he`s really just shipper in this#nothing`s strange okay
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