#straight out of wattpad

[reidiot]

this was a jeremiah fisher hate acc until-

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

can we talk about how cringy this scene was?

yeah i'm sorry, i'm sure this was written as the Angsty Villain Monologue™, but it just comes off as an edgy teenager trying to be intimidating.

"some people have a bad day, i've had a bad life" you're not special, catra. you've had a bad life and you decide to make that everyone else's problem. other people has had a bad life because of you.

[mod-doodles]

Which one of you fanfic writers snuck into the people’s writers room and wrote:

‘… so that you can push me and I can push you’

I’d like to personally thank you for that 🤝

[st4rry-fruitz]

badboyhalo: "this gross maniac just offered to press his lips against mine" WHY DID YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT???? this server is full of fruits i tell you

[mr-weirdo-mcgee]

POV me when I found out most people like fanfiction and writing fanfiction for actual characters in fandoms and there's me starting out, trying to look at people's OCS stories.

[usakkhae]

The fact that in Stonks Brunim locked up Forever and visited him only for his blood makes my brain goejfhdajkfmdmcmdnvnfnnfmfmffkxtkxtkxgkxfjfmfj!fj!fj!xfjlxklxGgrgegrrrrrrrgdgrhjfi

[spark-circuit]

"this well-mannered girl [x] is interested in the resident bad boy [y] at school-"

*bangs head against wall*

"it's [x]'s first summer vacation and she sees that both the kind boy [y] and the bad boy [z] are looking at her differently-"

*bangs head against wall again*

"this girl and this boy are making each other jealous for each other by cheating on them with other people-"

*BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL REPEATEDLY*

[cagedchoices]

As we trickle on down the line with more people becoming more aware that there are some people out there in this world using AI language programs such as ChatGPT, OpenAI and CharacterAI to write positivity, come up with plotting ideas, or write thread replies for them, I'm going to add a new rule to my carrd which I'll be updating later today:

Please, for the love of God, do NOT use AI to write your replies to threads, come up with plots, or script your positivity messages for you. If I catch anyone doing this I will not interact with you.

[wonder-falcon]

the male drews are so tiktok thirst trap icky stop this madness….

not the girls tho y’all stay safe out there ✊🥰

[exopelagic]

I am baking cake at midnight and it is going to kill me <3

[pookiepiastri]

Toto…

Comparing that rotten piece of shit to NIKI?? I need Toto to resign TODAY

[ppulverse]

i was going through some old files and i just dug up some..... interesting screenshots

[itsbebebrainrotting]

You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

[absolutelygenderfluidcrow]

"I think I need someone older" no I need to BE that older someone.

[maitanii]

after reading some Kapuściński essays, I decided that I needed something to not think about and I read two Ali Hazelwood books in the span of four days. And you know what? I liked them!!!

they're predictable, simple, funny, full of cliches and the plots are the same but changing a few things; and I liked every line of them. The books that my 13 y/o self would have loved.

im tired of people thinking that books need to depress you and change the way you think to be worth reading. I read a lot because it's literally my job, but sometimes I just need to read something instead of watching Netflix to relax myself.

they have not changed my life, but they made my afternoons enjoyable and allowed me to forget how shitty the world is ❤️‍🩹

[sweet-as-an-angel]

König's Breeding Kink

Warnings: 18+, Smut, Unprotected Sex, Breeding Kink, Mentioned Lactation, Dirty Talk, Profanity, Fem! Reader.

“Going to breed you like the bitch you are,” König panted, his growl rivalled only by the sound of him sheathing his cock all the way inside you, a nice, long bump forming there as his tip nestled against your cervix. His balls, heavy and drooping with the weight of weeks’ worth of unspent seed, slapped the skin of your backside raw and red. He couldn’t help but pinch the skin there, only to hear you yelp and feel your body spasm around him, sucking him in deeper.

“God, look at you – practically milking me. So desperate for my cum, aren’t you?”

You couldn’t think straight. Not when your beast of a boyfriend seemed determined to make you cum so hard that you’d be seeing stars before the hour struck a new day. He had your leg hooked over his shoulder, desperate to get as deep as your body would allow. When you didn’t – couldn’t – answer him, König took your chin between his fingers, forcing you to look at him.

“Aren’t you,” he repeated. Between your moans and gasps for breath – the latter of which being knocked out of you – you nodded, whispering yes over and over again until König relinquished you, his hands coming to rest on your breasts. He squeezed them, hummed as he tilted his head back, massaging the plush beneath calloused hands.

“Can’t wait to see you dripping with milk, Liebling,” he muttered, more to himself than anything. “Can’t wait to taste you.”

You were always so close. So close to unravelling and being reduced to your most base, carnal instincts, becoming nothing more than an incubator for the behemoth between your legs, destined to be bred and fucked dumb for as long as you could stand.

“Don’t worry, Schatz,” König reassured. “I won’t stop until it takes.”

He looked down at you, eyes ice yet possessing a warmth he held only for you. He reached down, pressed an uncoordinated kiss to your lips. His breath fanned your face, uneven. “We have the whole night to ourselves.”

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