#straight out of wattpad

[reidiot]

this was a jeremiah fisher hate acc until-

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

can we talk about how cringy this scene was?

yeah i'm sorry, i'm sure this was written as the Angsty Villain Monologue™, but it just comes off as an edgy teenager trying to be intimidating.

"some people have a bad day, i've had a bad life" you're not special, catra. you've had a bad life and you decide to make that everyone else's problem. other people has had a bad life because of you.

[mod-doodles]

Which one of you fanfic writers snuck into the people’s writers room and wrote:

‘… so that you can push me and I can push you’

I’d like to personally thank you for that 🤝

[st4rry-fruitz]

badboyhalo: "this gross maniac just offered to press his lips against mine" WHY DID YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT???? this server is full of fruits i tell you

[usakkhae]

The fact that in Stonks Brunim locked up Forever and visited him only for his blood makes my brain goejfhdajkfmdmcmdnvnfnnfmfmffkxtkxtkxgkxfjfmfj!fj!fj!xfjlxklxGgrgegrrrrrrrgdgrhjfi

[spark-circuit]

"this well-mannered girl [x] is interested in the resident bad boy [y] at school-"

*bangs head against wall*

"it's [x]'s first summer vacation and she sees that both the kind boy [y] and the bad boy [z] are looking at her differently-"

*bangs head against wall again*

"this girl and this boy are making each other jealous for each other by cheating on them with other people-"

*BANGS HEAD AGAINST WALL REPEATEDLY*

[hyperfixatingonstephcurry]

Look at long haired baby Jordan and Steph!!!!!

One minute you’re just a kid from Milwaukee with nba aspirations

And the next you’re on a team with your childhood celebrity crush

[cagedchoices]

As we trickle on down the line with more people becoming more aware that there are some people out there in this world using AI language programs such as ChatGPT, OpenAI and CharacterAI to write positivity, come up with plotting ideas, or write thread replies for them, I'm going to add a new rule to my carrd which I'll be updating later today:

Please, for the love of God, do NOT use AI to write your replies to threads, come up with plots, or script your positivity messages for you. If I catch anyone doing this I will not interact with you.

[scribe-of-monsters]

Someday I'll make a hate post for dark descent of Elizabeth Frankenstein but not today

[wonder-falcon]

the male drews are so tiktok thirst trap icky stop this madness….

not the girls tho y’all stay safe out there ✊🥰

[exopelagic]

I am baking cake at midnight and it is going to kill me <3

[pookiepiastri]

Toto…

Comparing that rotten piece of shit to NIKI?? I need Toto to resign TODAY

[ppulverse]

i was going through some old files and i just dug up some..... interesting screenshots

[itsbebebrainrotting]

You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

[absolutelygenderfluidcrow]

"I think I need someone older" no I need to BE that older someone.

[maitanii]

after reading some Kapuściński essays, I decided that I needed something to not think about and I read two Ali Hazelwood books in the span of four days. And you know what? I liked them!!!

they're predictable, simple, funny, full of cliches and the plots are the same but changing a few things; and I liked every line of them. The books that my 13 y/o self would have loved.

im tired of people thinking that books need to depress you and change the way you think to be worth reading. I read a lot because it's literally my job, but sometimes I just need to read something instead of watching Netflix to relax myself.

they have not changed my life, but they made my afternoons enjoyable and allowed me to forget how shitty the world is ❤️‍🩹