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There is a popular headcanon that Shang Qinghua knew that he was gay long before he died and that is why his papapa scenes were so shitty
I agree, and now every time I imagine him writing PIDW I think of straight Holt
#sqh writing pidw: shit what do straight people find attractive again#sqq @ sqh: your papapa scenes were awful because you were a virgin#sqh: no they were awful because I was a GAY virgin#shang qinghua#airplane shooting towards the sky#straight holt#straight holt meme#meme#mxtx#svsss#scum villian self saving system#brooklyn 99#b99
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I guess in the end, we rubbed off on each other quite a bit. Title of your sex movie. Did I do that right? It was perfect.
#brooklyn nine nine#b99edit#jakeperaltaedit#raymondholtedit#mine#*#raymond holt#jake peralta#8x10#last month started rewatching the whole show to finish it and yeah i ugly-cried hard at this ending#not to be dramatic but i will miss this show so much#jake is my fave straight white male lol#500
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Guillermo struggling to explain what he finds attractive about supermodels 😂😂😂
#Anyone else reminded about holt from b99#Where he pretends to be straight and is like “ah yes her breasts”#I love you Guillermo#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits#wwdits s6
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ok so like a live action voltron legendary defender remake would be a monumentally bad idea and i have literally no idea who would even be cast for the characters in a hypothetical except the only person i can see playing pidge is mckenna grace
#like im thinking of how she played the nerdy kid in afterlife#and idk pheobe and pidge give off the same vibes to me#idek why im thinking about this#i just had the realization that she would be a good pidge#it's also 4:30 am so im gonna blame these thoughts on that#voltron legendary defender#vld#vld pidge#pidge holt#pidge gunderson#why does pidge have so many different tags????#also the big question is#would they make klance canon in a remake?#the answer is no but it would be funny#what if they made klance canon and made shiro straight?#that would be even funnier
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The reason we never got an episode where Pidge and Keith paired off for a mission is because that episode would last 5 minutes max.
#they’re hyper competent#Keith can win pretty much any straight fight#and Pidge can win anything else#voltron#keith kogane#pidge holt
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every time i think bravern cant possibly get gayer, the next episode proves me wrong. (this is a compliment.)
#rei rambles#brave bang bravern#this week's episode where the montage included close-up shots of girls doing stuff#but all those sequences always ended with a close-up of ao and then smith staring longingly at him#it was like watching the anime episode equivalent of that b99 scene where holt has to pretend he's straight and he's like 'yes. breasts.'#this anime oh man#bravern#bbbb
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Mhm interesting
Justice Society of America #17 (2006-)
#he gets his sight back and his first thing he sees is Michael#that’s definitely straight sure#Pieter cross#Michael holt#crossholt#JSA#dc#dc comics#comic panels
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Am I the only one who sees Keith as like a super smiley person post s7-8? Like, seeing him s1 vs s8 is crazy and so sweet bc he went from an incredibly angry and closed off person to someone who's able to let people in and comfort others and control his temper better. Like when I picture Keith in later seasons, especially if he's dating Lance, as a super smiley person. Also, Klance and Broppy are the same thing. So. Yeah. I love thinking about how far the paladins have come, especially Keith, and that one scene between Keith and Hunk on Earth is SO SWEET!! Keith, imo is someone who, after having learned that there are more people than just Shiro who wants to make an effort to get to know him, and letting people in isn't the end of the world, and having friends is an actually attainable idea, is someone who enjoys laughing and smiling and being open towards people. It's not necessarily that he didn't want to get to know people, it's that people didn't want to get to know him. He said in his vlog that he pushed people away before they got the chance to reject him. I could only imagine how proud Shiro would be about the fact that Keith has a whole friend group now (same with pidge but I can make a separate post about them if anyone wants me to!), and even if he still isn't the most approachable person ever, he has a whole group of people who understand him and are willing to defend him for it. I imagine that Keith is someone who has that rough exterior and looks mean and yeah he's not very good at talking, but like he's so sweet and people should make an effort to get to know him.
#voltron#keith kogane#voltron legendary defender#character study#headcanons#keith voltron#lance mcclain#takashi shirogane#shiro voltron#lance voltron#pidge holt#voltron pidge#he likes jokes i know he does. shiro makes dad jokes and he tries not to laugh but he sucks at hiding his laughter#shiro knows this and says them with a straight face solely with the intent to make keith laugh#thats p cringe for 2024 ik 😵#klance
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she was the blueprint for babygirlism
#the girls who get it get it#staying up way too late to post on my little mermaid blog#thats babygirlism fr#n e wayz i love this pic#i think it may possibly be from seaworld while they were filming??#in not certain though#emma gilbert#rare pics#claire holt#her EYES#staring straight into my soul#h2o just add water
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i need to pick kubo up by the ankles and shake him upside down until the scene where kensei reacts to hisagi’s tattoo falls out i have been thinking about this for well over ten years there are too many possibilities i NEED to know
#bleach#tybw#crab.txt#was it like the captain holt bone scene#''YOUR FACE?!?!?!''#''ON YOUR FACE''#''YOUR FACE!!!!!!!!!''#or was he just chill about it lmao#or did he immediately take hisagi to human resources to get it down in writing#that this was NOT his idea NOT his responsibility NOT his fault#''i wasn't even IN soul society when this happened AND i have never met this child before in my life''#need to know how hisagi reacted too#was he embarrassed was he mortified did he at least try to get it lasered off#one thing i know for sure in my heart of hearts is mashiro tried to kill him for this lol#another thing i know for sure is matsumoto laughed for five days and five nights straight about it#ACTUALLY...... it could also be funny if kensei just#literally never mentioned it or called any attention to it#just act like he doesn't see it#gaslight the shit out of the little punk lmfao#honestly it's so hard to decide on a favorite hc for this#because what i would want to happen is whatever's funniest#and i CANNOT decide on my own what is funniest kubo speak to me kubo tell us what is the truth
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Character Profiles
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#the way Jude is so gay despite being the only straight person#I can never decide whether to make Zach suffer more or be nice to him#Judith Bell#Jude#Abigail Williams#Abigail#Maxwell Holt#Zachariah Johnson#Zach#slasher oc#horror oc#final girl oc#final boy oc
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— WHAT DO YOUR OCS YEARN FOR
tagged by @corvosattano @inafieldofdaisies @chuckhansen @simonxriley and @shegetsburned to do this uquiz for some ocs! Thank you lovelies 💕💕💕
tagging: @unholymilf @florbelles @indorilnerevarine @jackiesarch @queennymeria @jendoe @phillipsgraves @risingsh0t @marivenah @shellibisshe @socially-awkward-skeleton @detectivelokis @minaharkers @rhetoricalrogue @sstewyhosseini @jinfromyarikawa + anyone else who wants to!
for someone, something. their shadow follows you wherever you go
you yearn for a soulmate, or an equivalent. something life changing and earth shattering, that will make your world feel like it's finally right. like the final piece in a puzzle. your need for something to fill this void is so consuming that it often blinds you from the people who are already in your life, and causes you to hurt them without fully realizing it. you are not a selfish person by any means, but sometimes you take things from granted. chasing shadows will rarely lead you to anywhere good.
to be good, to take hurt and see it as hope
you yearn to bear the weight of the world's hurt on your shoulders. you have made decisions that you aren't proud of and sometimes they fill you with so much guilt and regret that it feels like you can't breathe. but you are also optimistic, and time has taught you many things. to fix your wrongs, you want to do good, to be good. your hurt and pain isn't all suffering, you have learned to see it for what it can be: hope.
to be forgiven, for them to stay
you yearn to be forgiven for the hurt you've caused others and you want nothing more than for them to stay. but it seems that the universe does not look kindly upon you, and they always leave, no matter how hard you try. but you've learned by now that it's a hopeless endeavour. you know that some of the things you've done were no fault but your own and therein lies the problem. how can you ask for forgiveness when you can't even forgive yourself?
to hold a hand to your lips and call it yours
you yearn for a lover, a pure kind that fills you with sunlight and gold. you are full of so much love to give, yet it seems that no one wants to take them, to take you like you have taken them into your heart and chained it to your soul until the ends of the earth. you don't know when you are wanted, but more importantly, you don't know when you are unwanted. sometimes you are desperate in your desire, and ask for too much just because you've given parts of yourself like unwanted commodity. it's okay to stop looking. don't worry, they'll find you.
#oc insp: imogen kol#oc insp: beck emerson#oc insp: lorna holt#oc insp: jayde thatcher#yeah……yeah.#these quizzes always come straight for their throats lmaoo
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Marshall Holt has me in a chokehold, just thought you should know that tbh
I mean it seems in character, carry on then.
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Do you think it's possible to write explicit homosexuality (or bolder, specifically lesbianism) in media any more without being deemed Bigoted? A way that is undeniably clear.
honestly, i don't. any reference to sex-based attraction is Bigoted. the closest you could get imo would be to have a lesbian character, call her lesbian, and show her only dating characters who are explicitly female, not male. but that probably wouldn't stop people from wanting to know where the ~trans wlw~ rep is or whatever unfortunately
#answered#i remember even very pro-trans shows like b99 had people get upset when captain holt (gay man) was shown as actually gay#there was some joke where he was pretending to be straight and trying (but failing) to talk about what he liked abt women's bodies#and the fujos were STEAMED lol
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Captain Holt answering the call //if nobody is doing JCS/B99 then by God I will
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e.mily a.ndras was a coward for not putting johnny ringo or any of the other cowboys in the show and i still think having mazie turn to johnny in doc's absence when he's in eden is the greatest idea ive had in ages
#i can't even say it with a straight face • ooc#& my house of stone ; your ivy grows • ageless#( idk i think i like it better than her hooking up w holt tbh )#( the question is does johnny step aside when jh decides to make amends with his wife )#( and if not - whose side does mazie take )
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