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menlove · 6 months ago

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the people voting john as the most heterosexual beatle must be non-beatles fans who only know john lennon as "that problematic shithead beatle who probably ate babies and killed puppies or something" and equate being evil to being straight so they say ah yes. john lennon Must have been a cisgender heterosexual. Click.

#LIKE WJSHSJSJSJSKAL #straight 😭#he did Not wear that sword swallowers pen and write abt fucking men in his book #(skywriting btw)#for ANYONE to vote for him #*pin

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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago

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The moment FNAF movie Vanessa knew she fucked up

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf vanessa #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #mike schmidt #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #MORE of Vanessa’s thoughts through the fnaf movie #THIS SCENE especially where Vanessa and Mike have a heart to heart #you can just see on her face when she realizes who Mike is #like literally once he brings up Garrett and what happened to him #you can just see it on Vanessa’s face that just had things click in her mind #she even apologizes later about knowing and not telling him #I can only imagine what was going on inside Vanessa’s head in this scene #she must of been full on panicking #just totally losing it but keeping a straight face for Mike #ITS SO WILD #I feel bad for Vanessa #truly her father threw her in the middle of his evil deeds #she truly didn’t deserve to have this weight on her shoulders 😭

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starredforlife · 10 months ago

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hey you 🫵

make ur personal dashcon for all I care. as many snacks and as much nudity n weed as you want for whichever scenario lol. go nuts show nuts yknow? or whatever we used to say

#star’s polls #polls #okay bless it’s set for a week now lol #tumblr #mutuals #reblog n Lemme know!!!.#uhhh I think I said I’d wanna do a pool party and s’mores n a horror movie….yea….#if you’ve seen this already vote again I fucked up 😭#added weed bc I forgot most people aren’t straight edge lol

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abnomi · 4 months ago

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been trying to get back into animation

original gif below ^^ teehee!

#F slur #reclaimed f slur #You wanna know the worst part abt this #this is the first finished animation ive made in like 5+ yrs #animation #my art #turbo #turbo wir #turbo wreck it ralph #king candy #king candy wir #king candy wreck it ralph #Idk why i locked in so hard HEHRHEHHAHA😭😭😭😭😭😭 i just kept on adding more and more until it became This #abomination #i was even gonna make the background more polished and everything but then i was like Wait i actually dont care #this was so fun to make ouggjghhhmhmgjjdf i forgot how fun animation was!!!!!!😢😢😢 definitely going to be making more in da future #this was very experimental i just love putting myself on grinding duty and qorking on something like this for hours straight #i am so learning bros #ill post frames tomorrow bc its midnight and idk how many ppl are gonna see this rn but i cant just not post it immediately #wreck it ralph #SILLY TIME

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hugs-and-stabbies · 8 months ago

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The self-awareness on this guy 😞 someone pls send him an "are you bi?" quiz STAT

#dead plate #rody lamoree #rody x vincent #vincent charbonneau #rodince #rodincent #my art #i saw someone tag one of my drawings with a version of their ship name using their last names and it was nice but i forgot what it was #aksjdhf #also NOO i forgot Rody's lil moles 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#thankfully at least tumblr allows edits #anyways #rody looks so wonky to me but I just wanted to stop fidgeting with it and post it since i wasnt getting anywhere anyways aksjdfh #also little story time lol #when i was in 10th grade there was this girl in my chemisty class that i was kinda frienemies with #we just always got into arguments with each other but the vibe ultimately stayed light and friendly between us #kinda like a <<fuck you but anyways what did you get for no. 5>> kind of situation #one day she slammed one of her hands against the door right next to my head 😳😳#i think she was trying to intimidate me but instead it just gave me a core memory LMAOOO #thankfully by then i already knew i wasnt straight lol but it definitely unlocked something in me hahahah

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scrumptiousfoxglitter · 8 months ago

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Shout-out to all my sad gays.

Shout-out to every lesbian not from Lesbos.

Shout-out to all my bi's who are just one person.

Shout-out to all my pans who prefer to hit people with pots.

Shout-out to all my polys who are one sided.

Shout-out to all my average omnis.

Shout-out to all my aros who can barely use a nerf gun, let alone a bow.

Shout-out to all my aces who aren't athletic.

Shout-out to all my trans folk who need to get something off their chest (or don't, shout-out to y'all too).

Shout-out to all my grays who are multicolored.

Shout-out to all my demis that are whole.

Shout out to all my aspecs that are part of absolutely nothing.

Shout-out out to all my unlabeled folks who are limited by their lack of motivation.

Shout-out to all my apls with food allergies.

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Shout-out to all my heteros that are carbon copies of another hetero.

Shout-out to all my cats.

(edit) So, this ended up way more popular than I anticipated. So, here's a few more, and they're all equally bad, as you'd expect.

Shout-out to all my xenos that're native to their countries.

Shout-out to all my cis comrades that are a part of the opposition.

Shout-out to all the external Indigiqueers (this only makes sense if you know the etymology for indigenous that's my bad)

And of course,

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meltedmush · 5 months ago

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Sorry! 😭

#tw: blood #tw: decapitation #tw: body horror #tw: amputation #mushyrt #svsss #scum villian self saving system #scum villain #qijiu #bingqiu #I don’t know if this is enough trigger warnings 😭#o read something about Yue Qingyuan saying about he’s a villain #and I could not agree more about it #he’s not the type of the villain who is straight up heinous #I love Yue Qingyuan as a character and god his enablement of Shen Jiu’s actions is so bad #He ignores all of his righteousness for Shen Jiu and carries so much guilt towards him #Qijiu is so tragic 😭😭😭

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idolomantises · 3 months ago

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I like how I called Millie from Helluva Boss straight like a year ago, fans got mad at me and called me biphobic… and then it turned out she was straight.

And they’re STILL mad at me about it!

#txt #like what you saying fuck me for I’m not the one who made her straight 😭

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choccy-milky · 4 months ago

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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )