#stopping here bc they're so 🥺🥺🥺

[bellysoupset]

ikkk luke and bell are back tgt but if u want could you maybe write a fic where luke gets a migraine and he’s all alone and like no one takes care of him and it’s really bad and then idk how but somehow bell ends up taking care of him 😭😭😭 sorry ik thier back tgt but luke getting migraines is soooo interesting to read

u don’t have to do this if u don’t want to !!!

It's a little less angsty than you wanted I think, but I tried my best!!

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"So?" Bella opened a tentative smile, "what do you think?"

"I think it's great, baby," Lucas said, forcing a smile, "I'm happy for you."

Bella snorted, closing the space between them and throwing her arms around his neck, "you hate it," she chuckled, getting on her tip toes. Lucas rolled his eyes, leaning in to kiss her.

"Of course I do," he admitted, nibbling at her bottom lip, "but not because its bad, it's fine. Needs a fresh coat of paint, that's all."

"You can help me," Bella shrugged, bumping her nose over his and stumbling back, so she could fall on the bed with Lucas over her. He let out a chuckle, kissing her, hands wandering down her body to hook Bell's leg over his hip.

"And maybe replace the carpet..." Luke mumbled, planting a kiss on her neck, riding up her shirt so he could squeeze her waist. Bella opened an amused smile, fingers curling on his hair.

"Oh yeah? What else?"

"Fix the water pressure" his voice came out muffled as he planted kisses down her belly, "fix the feet of the fridge so it's not..." he tugged on her sweatpants, pulling them down, "wobbling."

Bella let out a giggle, "look at you. A real fixer upper..." her voice trailed off and she arched her back, running her fingers through his hair, "Luke, come back here, baby."

"What?" he pressed a kiss on her inner thighs, "no, I'm busy-"

"Come here, you dork," she wiggled on the bed, chuckling, "c'mere."

"You're such a tease, Isabella," Lucas rolled his eyes, moving up on the bed and allowing his girlfriend to wrap herself around him, muffling a giggle against his neck.

"Uhm, I know," she nibbled at his ear, "but I want to cuddle."

"Tease," he said sourly, but wrapped his arms around her, resting his chin against the top of her head, "I like the place, Bells, I just hate it too."

She let out a huff against his collarbone, "you'll get used to it," she sighed, entangling their legs, "...I got you a key, it's in your keychain already."

"Oh yeah?" Lucas smiled, squeezing her to him, "you could just ask me to stay over."

Bella grumbled something, but didn't answer him, instead opting for closing her eyes, her hand going up and down his bicep in a way that was more soothing to her than him.

It didn't take long until her hand stopped moving at all and he heard a soft snore, Bella's whole weight slumping against him. Lucas considered pulling her away, seeing as she was draped over him in such a manner it was a little uncomfortable, but he didn't have the heart to.

Instead, he closed his eyes, rubbing at them with the hand currently not resting in the middle of her back. His eyes were sore, but he wasn't sleepy, far from it.

There was an annoying throbbing on his temple, which he chalked up to stress and the minor heartbreak of seeing Bell's new place. He still wasn't over it, however dumb it was.

Bella let out a huff, moving up and pressing her forehead to his chin, "I can hear you thinking..." she mumbled sleepily, "stop."

"Sleep," he rolled his eyes, then regretted it when it it flared up the pain again. Lucas let out a small grunt, causing Bella to sigh against his neck, cuddling closer.

He allowed himself to sink into the pillow. Bell's soft breathing timing his. The headache was still very present, drumming inside his head, but in the dead quiet of the room, it didn't flare up as it should.

When Lucas opened his eyes again, the bedroom was bathed in a grey light. Just before dawn, a cold day promised ahead. He could hear the wind howling outside and Bella snoring. There was a small wet spot in his shirt, where she had drooled on him.

Lucas squirmed, trying to pinpoint why he was awake. He sat up on the bed and it hit him like a freight train. His brain felt like it was melting, the sharp pain causing Luke to wince, his right eye immediately starting to water.

There was a pressure around his temples, like someone had wrapped an elastic around his skull and was tightening still. He got up and stumbled out of the bedroom, into the suite's bathroom.

His reflection cemented what Lucas already knew. He was milky white, both eyes rimmed red and surrounded by dark circles even if he had managed to sleep for five hours straight. His right eye was leaking like a faulty faucet.

Lucas groaned, leaning in and pressing his overheated forehead to the cold granite of the sink. It felt like someone was drilling in his head, behind his right eye.

He reached in blindly, opening the mirror cabinet and trying to focus on getting some medicine. Any medicine. His hands were shaking badly and Bell's organization was far from the best. She had twelve different bottles of something he couldn't even begin to recognize, a bunch of cotton swabs, a spare toothbrush-

Lucas stomach rolled as the pain went up a notch and he accidentally knocked over one of the bottles, causing the two next to it to fall down in the sink too, along with a metallic case. The loud noise felt like someone had just punched him in the face and Luke gave up on his search for meds, falling to his knees before the toilet and heaving.

Nothing came up, but the retch caused the hot blade in his head to dig a little deeper and Luke whimpered, hugging the toilet as the nausea rolled through him.

"Lucas...?" Bella's voice was sleepy and he didn't manage to lift his head to look at her, but he could just guess she was standing in the doorway, rubbing her eyes in confusion.

He groaned something that was meant to sound like "I'm fine, go back to bed," but that came out more like a string of grunts and then Bella was crouching down next to him.

"My God, Luke..." she said, surprised, cupping his forehead, "what's wrong? You don't have a fever... Was it something you ate?"

She was too loud, her voice echoing in his head. Everything was too loud, the bathroom was too bright and even the soft smell of cleaning products was too much. Lucas leaned in with a sob, gagging again.

Unsure of what to do, he felt Bella's hand on his back, rubbing up and down and just making everything worse, "Stop- S'oop," he slurred, struggling to voice the issue at hand, "head'urts..."

"Oh," Bella's voice dropped to barely above a whisper and her hand stopped moving. She pressed it firmly to the center of his shoulder blades and Lucas focused on it, trying to ride out the sickness.

It was useless and with one more sob, his dinner came up. Lucas choked on it, squeezing his eyes shut as the mere force of puking caused his head to throb even more.

Once he was done, he hung over the bowl, panting and crying, "Bell, it hurts..."

"I'm sorry," she whispered back, then he felt a wad of slightly damp toilet paper be pressed to his face, wiping away the drool, "breathe in, Luke."

He let out a breath that was much more a sob and groaned, "fuck... My stomach..."

"Shh," Bella pressed a gentle kiss to his temple, "it'll settle in a second."

Her voice was incredibly soft and he realized she had covered the only window in the bathroom with a towel, making the room darker. Lucas let out a sigh and reached in, clumsily closing the toilet and not bothering to flush.

He sat back down, resting his back against the wall and planting the heel of his hands to his eyes. It was a cold morning, but he felt like he was overheating. Lucas let out a shudder, burping wetly against his hand, "this sucks..."

"Can you hold down medicine?" Bella whispered, squeezing his thigh in an amiable manner.

"No," Lucas groaned.

"Okay," she got up from the ground, wetting a hand towel and filling up a glass of water, crouching back down, "at least rinse your mouth if you can't drink."

Lucas obeyed, swishing the water around to get the bitter taste off his mouth and then spitting it in the toilet. He gagged again as the smell hit him, since he hadn't flushed, and Bella quickly closed the lid, pulling him back.

"Sorry, sorry," she whispered, planting a kiss on the side of his head, "let's go back to bed?"

"Okay..." it sounded like he had gargled with glass. Lucas winced at the sound of his own voice, the pain echoing in his head. Bella was ready to help, wrapping her arms around his torso to pull him up.

The change of position caused his head to swim and Lucas let out a groan, whole body dipping forward and causing Bella to squeal as he pushed them both down, "LUKE!"

Her sharp voice felt like a hot knife in his brain and Lucas cried out, "stop stop stop!"

"I'm sorry," she whispered, bracing against the sink to hold them both up, "I'm sorry..." Bella planted a clumsy kiss on his cheek, steadying them.

Slowly she helped him back to bed, huffing by the time they closed the short distance. Lucas fell back down against the pillows and Bella let out a sigh, "don't move."

He could hear her moving around, trying her best to be quiet, flushing the toilet, and then the room was dipped in shadow. Lucas let out a sigh of relief, only to be startled when something slightly damp touched his forehead.

"Wha-"

"Shh, it's just me," Bella whispered and he realized she had planted a washcloth over his forehead and eyes, pulling him in the complete darkness.

He relaxed as the pounding in his head reduced significantly without any noises or lights to trigger it. As the drilling calmed down, Lucas assessed himself. His stomach was still churning sickeningly and he was freezing. He shivered at the realization and Bella's hand, resting on his chest, moved.

"Cold?" she whispered and Lucas groaned something, trying to agree.

A minute later she was tucking the blankets around him. He felt the bed dip as she joined him in bed and Lucas sighed, "I'm sorry..."

"Nothing to be sorry for," Bella whispered, scooting closer and he let out another relieved noise as he felt her fingers in his hair, combing the waves away, nails scratching his scalp.

"This feels good," he mumbled, words dragging together, "can I stay?"

He heard a huff, then felt Bella kissing the top of his head, "you're not going anywhere, Lu-"

"Can I stay forever?" he interrupted, stomach churning and the headache going up a notch as he vocalized something that had been pestering him for a while. He didn't want to live apart. Simple as that, he had tasted living together with Bella and he wouldn't have it any other way.

"...Here?" she seemed taken back, so much so her voice raised at the last syllable and caused him to flinch.

"Yeah," he pushed the towel up, so he could open his eyes and look at her. His sight was hazy and the room was dark, but he could see her mess of auburn curls and the way she looked surprised, mouth fallen in a shocked O, "Bell?"

"You want to move in with me?" she repeated, doing her best to whisper, when clearly she wanted to say it louder, "in this tiny place? With the carpet that needs to be replaced? And the bad water pressure? And- And the fridge that wobbles...?" her voice broke, choked up and Lucas frowned in confusion.

"Is that a problem...?" he blinked, trying to see her through the massive black spots in his field of vision, "I wanna live with you, the rest really doesn't matter."

He heard a sob and then Bella pressed her forehead to his, lips over his as she all but whimpered, "yeah of course you can move in... Of course you can stay... I love you."

He cringed, "I just puked, stop kissing me," Lucas mumbled, sluggishly pushing the towel back down to hide from the lights. He felt Bella let out another sob as she hugged him an awkward manner, his chin pressed to her forehead and he opened a small, pained smile, "I love you too, Isabella."

[freesomebodybyluna]

Went to go see barbie with a coworker today, which was suuuper good btw and after we went to get froyo, which was so nice bc we talked for like 2 hrs until going home hehe I love making friends!!

[saeyoungchoismaid]

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A/N: trying out a new format, so lemme know what you think! Idk if this'll become a regular thing, but I like the way this looks lol. It's so fancy. Also, I got some requests for sdv on my other blog, so I'm posting it here and combining all the requests into one lol

ꜱᴇʙᴀꜱᴛɪᴀɴ:

out of all the bachelors (that I write for), I think he would take the longest time to warm up to

if you become friends with Sam or Abigail first, it'll definitely help him warm up to you faster

after y'all finally start dating (you probs had to ask him), he's still pretty shy around you

he doesn't have a lot of dating experience (if any at all), so he's very unsure of how to go about things

after getting to know each other more though, he finally starts to relax more around you

in general, I think homeboy is very reserved

so, I think when it comes to initiating physical touch, telling you what's wrong, etc etc, it can take him a long time to actually get around to doing those things

you always reassure him through everything though and make sure he knows that you're there to support, learn, and grow with him no matter what :)

after like a year of dating, y'all are basically perfect

you know the in's and out's of the other person

homeboy is a BIG cuddler

I think the way he shows physical affection is probably quality time

I can just see him wanting to share your space, even if you two aren't necessarily doing anything together

Like, just do your own thing while he games, or come join him!

when you two live together, I think things are kinda bumpy at first as you adjust to having someone else in your space all the time

probs leads to a few arguments, but nothing some good ol communication can't fix

when it comes to going to bed, homie stays up rather late, so if you don't, you banish him to the abyss (the living room) if he needs to do something with light or sound (if that'll keep you up, that is)

if you're also a night owl, you two are two peas in a pod

y'all will curl up and watch a movie, talk, play games, you name it

nighttime is always his fav time to spend with you bc you aren't busy doing farm work

I think his fav cuddling position is spooning, but where you spoon him 🥺 he just wants to be held man 🥺

ꜱᴀᴍ:

falls in love with you SO FAST

dude was smitten with you as soon as he saw you tbh

he's just such a simpy loverboy, he ca't help himself

gives you gifts probs just as much as you give him gifts

matter of fact, that's probs his love language right there

OMG loves writing short lil verses for you 🥺 (definitely is WAY too shy to read or preform them to you at first, but maybe once you two start dating he shows them to you and you literally SWOON)

probs asks you out at least three times a week and you always think it's a joke (aww and maybe at one point he stops asking and you're kinda bummed cause you thought it was really cute but when you mention it to Abigail or Sebastian they're like ??? he wasn't kidding and you're like GHOSRIGHR SAM BABE PLS COME BACK omg the potential angst I'm-)

when you two are officially together, he is not quiet about it

bro basically makes a public announcement that y'all are madly in love (he's so embarrassing pls)

even before you started dating, he's very touchy with you

in general, I think he's a touchy kinda guy, but especially with you

always has his hands on you, always wants you close to him, always always always

similar to Sebastian, I think he's also a night owl, so if you are too, he's just like :) let's! watch! a! bunch! of! movies! :) (and then falls asleep during like the second one lmao)

also a big gamer, so he'd piss himself if you offer to game with him

fav cuddling position is probs spooning where he gets to hold you as close to him as he likes :) (which is as close as humanly possible)

ᴇʟʟɪᴏᴛᴛ:

I think Elliott is super polite and friendly to you, but nothing more

so, it's you pursuing him, I think

he probs doesn't even realize that you're flirting with him and trying to rizz him up for the longest time LMAO

he's always very flattered and honestly a little flustered anytime you give him gifts, compliment him, etc.

will die ON THE SPOT if you write a poem for him (even if it's bad. it's the thought that counts <3)

when he starts to take romantic interest in you, expect a LOT of poems, actually

in general, anytime he speaks to you it's all very flowery and beautiful (and sometimes you don't even really know what he's saying bc it'll be old english, but you know it's romantic nonetheless)

"Thou art wise as thou art beautiful." and "Mine eye is enthrallèd to thy shape." and the probs the most romantic one by far that he said once you two started officially dating, "You are part of my existence, part of myself. You have been in every line I have ever read."

treats you like royalty, on god

he's such a hopeless romantic, so he does the whole nine yards of flowers, candies, poems, love letters/notes, thoughtful gifts, you name it

he's enraptured by you and wants you by his side for all eternity

in general, I think his love language is probably words of affirmation

he tends to go on poetic tangents about your beauty (and just you in general) quite often

he's a simp, your honor

as for sleepy time, I think he's an old man that goes to bed at the latest 10 pm and wakes up earliest 7 am. This, of course, is if he isn't struck by creative genius and has to write until 6 am to get everything he needs out

awe, it's cute because if you're out and about trying to finish some farming stuff, by like 2 am he's waking up bc he's like :( where are you :( the bed is cold :(( come back :((( and is all worried about you bc "it's late." But the second he does it and you're like babe wha- he's like "No talk. Must write." and that's the end of the conversation LMAO

fav position to cuddle is the one where he's laying on his back and you're on your side with your head on his chest/shoulder/neck. He LOVES LOVES LOVES rubbing your back and/or playing with your hair as y'all fall asleep

ᴀʟᴇx:

is not shy about how he feels about you

compliments you EVERY SINGLE TIME he sees you without fail

he loves how flustered you get when he does it

is definitely the type to be able to dish it out but can't take it

WILL turn into a tomato ON SIGHT if you compliment his muscles or tell him he looks strong

he probs asks you out on a date rather shortly after meeting you and does his best to rizz you up

I think in his head he's this big, tough, macho guy with these big muscles and words made of satin, but in reality I think that while he is strong, he's such a dork (in the best way possible)

like, on your first date, he's probs like "yeah ima charm the pants off of them!" and then he sees you and literally can't stop stuttering and tripping over his own words because of how beautiful you are

bro is COMMITTED to you after that first date though

he's always asking to hang out to the point he even offers to help you out on the farm (which he ends up loving because he likes doing all the heavy lifting stuff, like moving bales of hay or chopped down trees)

bc of this, I think his love language is acts of service bc he knows that it's something he's good at

you need help around the farm? He's got you, babe. You need something from that top shelf? Easy, babe. Oh no! That one place is closing soon and you forgot to run that errand? He can get there in no time, babe. Had a long day and just need to relax? He's ready to give you a massage and run a bath for you. Whatever you need

he's definitely big on physical touch and I think his favorite way of greeting you is to sneak up behind you and hug you from behind

he loves feeling you jump in surprise before relaxing into him

I like to think he's on a very strict regime where he, of course, has to exercise and eat right, but I think he also is required to get at least eight hours of sleep every night

so, similar to Elliott, he's an old man and goes to bed early and wakes up early to start that daily grind 🤩💪

fav cuddling position is to have you lay on top of him, like full body just suffocating him

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[darlingdaisyfarm]

oohhh ok this is so self indulgent but do you think you could do a short fic with ford comforting his fem!s/o that's crying because she doesn't feel like she's pretty enough? thank you lots of love 🥺🩷

prettier than a supernova | Ford Pines x reader

some people give compliments. Ford Pines gives a full scientific breakdown of how breathtaking you are

a/n: this is my soft little love letter to anyone who needs a reminder that they're perfect as they are. sometimes you need someone like Ford to tell you you’re worth more than the stars themselves. angel i hope this makes you feel warm and loved. just a little something to remind you that no matter what, you are stunningly, breathtakingly beautiful (also this can be read as gender neutral too!! this photo here is bc i love it and i think it just suits ford bc of sweater)

You don’t mean to start crying, you don’t want to. You press the heel of your palm to your cheek, frustrated. But that ugly feeling has been sitting inside you all day, heavily pressing against your ribs. Stupid, you think, you shouldn’t be crying over something like this. But it happens anyway as tears starts streaming down your face before you even realise what’s happening.

It started earlier. You’d caught your reflection in the mirror and for a second you had seen yourself the way you feared everyone else did. wrong. Lacking. Not enough. You ignored it at first, shoved it down, swallowed the bitter taste of self-doubt like it was nothing. But then it came back.

You thought Ford wouldn't notice, being too busy in his studies. But in the perfect silence of the Shack, your quiet sobs sounded louder than his own breathing.

“Darling,” Ford sets his book aside without hesitation. “come here.” his voice, as always sounds so quiet and calm, but it’s the way he holds out his arms that undoes you completely. There’s no question, no hesitation, just him, offering warmth, safety, attention, care.

So you go, you let yourself sink into his lap, curling up against his chest and the moment his arms come around you, your sobs break free. You press your face into his sweater, gripping the fabric and shut your eyes tightly.

Ford just holds you. No words, no shushing, he doesn’t rush you, doesn’t tell you to stop crying, doesn’t try to fix you. One arm wrapped around your waist, the other cradling the back of your head as he lets you cry, lets you bury yourself in his warmth, lets you be small in his arms. And you cry a little harder because no one’s ever done this before, not like this. No one’s ever let you be messy and sad and vulnerable and still held you like you’re worth something.

“Sweetheart,” he murmurs after a while, pressing a kiss to the top of your head. ”talk to me. What’s wrong?”

You shake your head because the words feel ridiculous and too embarrassing. But Ford just waits patiently, his hand never stopping its slow motions against your back.

After a while you whisper. “i. . . don’t feel pretty enough.”

Ford stays silent. The sentence you said doesn’t compute, the equation is missing a crucial variable. His brain thinks. You've just said something factually incorrect.

He is quiet long enough that you regret saying anything at all.

“Not pretty enough?” you wince at how ridiculous it sounds when he says it. You stay silent again. “talk to me, please, you’re too important to me to watch you do this to yourself.” last words didn’t come out the way he had planned, but it doesn't matter. The sadness in your eyes is enough to make him want to shield you from everything that ever made you doubt yourself.

“I don’t know, Ford, sometimes i just feel. . . just not enough.”

Ford takes a deep sigh and pulls back to see your face. His hands come up, six fingers framing your cheeks gently.

“But, love,” he brushes away the lingering tears on your skin. “who put that idea in your head?”

“Just. . . my brain, i guess.”

Ford frowns at that response, trying to figure out how to undo that thought that’s been rooted in you for too long.

“Listen to me, you are the most stunning, breathtaking person i have ever had the privilege of knowing.”

You sniffle, trying to look away, but he doesn’t let you, tilting your chin up until you meet his gaze.

“Not just beautiful,” he continues, “though you are, undeniably. But everything. Your mind, your heart, the way you see the world, i have never known anyone like you. And i never will. You are brilliant and strong in ways i could never hope to be.”

You avoid his gaze, looking down despite his tries to keep your eyes on him. Ford notices, of course he does, he always does and before you can fall apart all over again, he kisses you. So soft, a gentle press of his warm lips, reassuring you. “I wish you could see yourself the way i see you.” he says quietly into your lips. But you shake your head and pull away, laughing through your tears, feeling how emotions overwhelm you again.

“Ford, no—“

“No,” he interrupts and you notice how his voice gets more serious. “you need to hear this. After spending thirty years traveling through dimensions, seeing entire different galaxies and universes, watching alien creatures with more eyes than you can count, none of them, not a single one of them, come close to how breathtakingly beautiful you are.”

You make a small, broken sound and Ford just holds you closer as he continues. You’re speechless, heart hammering in your chest.

“And don’t get me started on physics,” he laughs softly, pulling you against his chest and caressing your hair. “you are more fascinating than a perfectly symmetrical snowflake viewed under a microscope. More miraculous than the way hydrogen atoms fused together for billions of years just to create you. Darling, i’ve held technology so advanced it blurred the line between magic and science. But none of it, none of it, has ever left me as breathless as you do.”

He’s so serious, absolutely devastatingly serious. You don't know if it's the exhaustion or the overwhelming love in his genuine voice, but another real sob breaks out of you before you can stop it as you hug him tighter.

“I really. . . just really wish you could see yourself the way i see you. You are the most extraordinary thing i have ever encountered and i have traveled across the multiverse.” and it's damn truth because when Ford looks at you, he sees more than just a person. He sees a universe, complex and ever-expanding, a mystery he will spend his lifetime trying to understand and yet, always be awed by.

Your chest is aching. It’s too much, he’s too much. So you do the only thing you can think of. You kiss him. It's kinda messy, still wet with your tears, but Ford doesn’t care because the second your lips touch his, he pours all his feelings into it, one hand tangling in your hair, the other gripping your waist, pulling you closer until there is no space left between you, reminding you of just how much he cherishes you, in every universe, in every corner of space and time.

And that's all you ever needed, to be held like the most beautiful thing in his entire universe.

“If the universe is infinite, then so is my love for you. If the stars will burn for billions of years, then let me love you for all of them.”

Ford cradles you against his chest, rocking you in his arms in a slow, soothing motion to calm his beloved. And for the first time in a long time, the voice in the back of your mind, telling you you're not enough, fades away replaced with the warmth of Ford's love.

“So, no, honey. I don't want to hear you ever say you’re not pretty again. Not when you're the most beautiful thing i’ve ever seen. Not when i know you are worth more than every star, every dimension, every equation in existence.” you pull him closer, feeling the steady beat of his heart as you close your eyes, smiling softly.

The first rule of observation is to watch closely, to notice every detail, to understand what no one else does. And Stanford notices everything about you.

[ssahotchnerr]

Hihi I am also here with a Christmas hc/suggestion 👀: you and Aaron keep the kids’ presents at grandpa Dave’s bc you know otherwise they’d go on a hunt around the house to try to find them. So every Christmas Eve, Dave comes to hang out and before he leaves he’s like “Aaron do you want to walk me out 👀👀👀” and then Aaron has to sneak the presents back in the house while you distract Jack and Ellie

STOP omg yes!!!!!!!

you're the one who figures out they've been snooping - you noticed things in multiple closets have been knocked over, items are in the front while they're usually in the back, and mention it to aaron. you come to him and you're like, "i think they've been looking for the presents 😳" all flabbergasted LOL. it's funny all the same, it's a rite of passage as a kid, but you don't want any surprises being ruined, or for the realization that santa isn't real to strike - jack still has a few years left in him, and ellie's still practically a baby 😭

hehe aaron finally finds them in the act - you're doing some last minute shopping for his gift 🤭, while he's watching them at home. the two of them have been watching a movie, he's just getting miscellaneous work things done, and when he goes in to check on them, they're not on the couch where he left them, movie's still playing on the screen. and sure enough, he finds the two of them looking under your shared bed.

hehe aaron's standing there with his arms crossed, face all :| and is like, "what are the two of you doing??"

ellie's still toddler age, and loves nothing more than listening to her big brother and following him around 🥹 so jack will put the blame on her 😭 (not in a mean way, a brother way) he innocently looks up at his father and says, "ellie wanted to 🥺" and aaron's all "🤨 yeah alright, this is ellie's idea" LOL

luckily they didn't find anything, but the two of you still bring the presents to dave's, and drop off any before coming home after being out and about.

hehe so when it's christmas eve, aaron gives you that look like, dave's coming soon and they can't see what he's bringing. SO you grab the two of them all excitedly and ask who wants to make some cookies for santa!!!!! which is the best distraction because the kitchen has some distance between the front door, so aaron and dave can easily sneak in and out, head up the stairs with the presents, all while jack and ellie are thoroughly entertained and distracted. and if they somehow notice dave, and they do - he obviously can't stop by anf not hang out with them - you can easily say he came over to help with the cookies 🥰🥰🫢

[exyrpf]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

1/?

👑 girlbossriko follow

how many bro jobs do you think it took before riko moriyama and kevin day realized that uh.....maybe this wasn't just a bro thing

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

how many times do they have to come out and say they're like brothers before you freakos stop shipping them

👑 girlbossriko follow

????? do i know u

#it's a tumblr post about two exy players that you'lll never meet in your life it really isn't that deep

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💃fox-me-up follow

ngl that newest fox is kinda 👀

#psu lb #exy lb

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👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

The NARRATIVE that kevin day and neil josten have........son of exy! scouting the rookie-est of rookies from fuck knows arizona........no listen you dont GET IT winning is EVERYTHING TO KEVIN and he would risk it on the foxes? And NEIL? who has only played exy for a year! NEIL Gets his attention!!!!! And hes good and he's getting better every game and he keeps bitching about kevin's ex on live tv BUT WAIT!???? NOT QUITE WHAT YOU EXPECT! Bc then neil shows up with a number on his cheek BECAUSE WELL it turns out they've known each other since they were KIDS! how is everyone not insane w me THEY'RE LITERALLY PERFECT

#where r my fellow njkd truthers #how r u all not here with me this isnt even the start #kevneil #210 #psu #njkd

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☀️ usctrojanny

every smiley blonde striker (jeremy knox) needs a brunette wet cat emotional support backliner (jean moreau)

#jerejean #usc trojans #i'm just saying 🤷‍♀️

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

did he just......

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

guys please tell me i'm not insane

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

HE'S NEVER BEEN????? SKIIING???? KEVIN WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?????? KEVIN PLEASE

#i i'm going insane i will literally die if someone doesn't explain this to me HE'S NEVER BEEN SKIING?!!!!

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🧚 goalie-stan

oh....i'm feeling so weak......it'd sure be nice to have a big strong goalie (renee walker) hold me up (renee if you're free on tuesday i am also free on tuesday.........on tuesday this tuesday, any tuesday?)

#literally passing out just thinking about her holding me don't call don't text i'm busy

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🌄 softkevinday follow

do u think if u offered kevin day essential oils to heal his hand he'd beat you to death

#it'd be hard for him bc he only has one hand but he could probably do it #legally this is a joke don't do this

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🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

feeling normal

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📜 realexyblog

actually exy rpf is fine, i asked kayleigh day herself and she told me it was fine

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🐋 sexyexy

'exy is a stupid name for a sport' have you considered that a) i don't care and b) it's named that solely so i can make sex jokes about it

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🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

is he, ya know *mimes jerking off* an ncaa exy player

#i don't believe that straight exy players exist

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

Andrew Minyard!!!!!!! 🥰🥰 short king!!!!🤏🤏😋😋 Awwwwwwww the scrunkly!!!!! 🤗🤗🤗 My boinky boy!!!!!🥺🥺 Crinkly doo,,,,shronkle scrimblo......🥺🥺🥺 rb if you'd scrunkle!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

📖 sapphic-exy follow

he literally killed someone

🙈 ittybittyminny follow

And? God forbid women do anything

#also no proof he did that #yeah there's proof his twin bro killed someone but that's not the same bc theyre different people #almost killing someone doesnt count

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🐦‍⬛ edgarallenexy

got told i'm problematic for liking the ravens? THAT'S LITERALLY MY SCHOOL OH MY GOD

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🌸 softexy

Kevin Day - A Study

#kevin day #psu foxes #palmetto foxes #exy #web weave #poetry #psu foxes #palmetto #edgar allen

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[nezuswritingdesk]

Rafayel parenting au

a/n: so after papa Caleb and his baby apples, we got papa rafayel and his guppies! This is my first time writing for Rafayel so this is his debut post!! We're almost done with the introduction posts (I just need to do Xavier's kids and sylus' youngest bc they weren't included with his big sisters) and after, I can now write all the little thoughts and imagines I have involving these kids!

Primarily inspired by @tbaluver @starmocha @rin-eko and every rafayel girl dad thing I've seen

ninang aly tag: @deusfoundry (the most proud godmother in this au)

wc: 439 words

Ah yes, the proud girl dad Rafayel with two cute little guppies— meet Thalassa and Dione!

Thalassa is the older child, aged 3. Dione is the younger child, aged 6 months old.

Unlike the other dad's, your genes managed to win and the cute girls look like you. Thalassa looks like you, but has his purple hair and Rafayel's expressive reactions. Dione also looks like you, but has Rafayel's pout.

The prettiest girls ever!

Very spoiled by Papa Rafayel and Auntie Talia (much to you and Thomas' dismay)

As mentioned, Thalassa is the eldest. She's very expressive and can have quite the verbal trouble streak (sass and sarcasm)

She loves to dance! Ever since she can move her body to the beat of a song, she hasn't stopped since. She's enrolled in dance class by her papa.

Her second favorite thing besides dancing was swimming.

Despite her many likes, she often acts unamused and indifferent by situations, always preferring to play alone and mind her business.

She's friends with Aspen, one of the few people willing to approach and play with her her.

Despite being half-Lemurian, she is allergic to oysters and mussels

Her favorite sea creatures are octopus and manta rays (she like manta rays when they dance hehe)

Thalassa's nickname is Thallie.

Meanwhile, baby Dione is 6 months old.

A very bubbly and talkative 6 month old, invested in babbling and trying to get her dad's constant attention. Please dont leave her alone.

When Thalassa is at school, she babbles to keep her parents company while they work. Rafayel finds it amusing

Her best friend is Aurora. Aspen and Thalassa's moms made them meet each other too while their big siblings have playdates

Has tried putting her dad's art materials in her mouth

Loves dress up! Please dress her up, give her cute dresses, baby shoes, and bows.

Unlike her big sister, she doesn't have allergies!

Her favorite ocean creatures are squid and bunny slugs (because they're cute)

Her nickname is calamari. Thalassa has been calling her that since she found out she'll be a big sister (its a cute sight, seeing her call her baby sister a calamari)

The girls fight over their father's affection

They both love cats! Thalassa brought one home and Rafayel panicked while Dione was happy that there's a little kitty as their friend 🥺🥺🥺

His girls are just as dramatic and passionate as their father. Rafayel does his best to be there and show love for his princesses. Sure, he can be dramatic and an enigma sometimes but, he's their father. Passionate and loyal to the people he loves and cherishes.

A/n: Tumblr stop being a bitch challenge and posting my stuff before I can even finish writing this but oh well. Here's papa Rafayel and his baby girls. Personally, I like Baby Dione bc shes such a cutie patootie feel free to imagine her in the artsy birb onesie (dressed up by her big sister ofc). Hopefully when I have free time, I can finish up Papa Xavier and upload the hcs for Sylus' youngest bc I forgot to add his 😭😭

[gliphyartfan]

Thanks for answering my ask! Hope it wasn't too weird skfj

I feel like the first time she hugs anyone back be it Hyrule or Twilight (wolfie. Wolfie gets it first) and everyone else wants to know what happened she immediately gaslights them all like "I have no idea what you're talking about. That never happened. Y'all sure you aren't hallucinating again?" (this does not work on any of them but they do it anyway because ✨denial✨) Once she's more comfortable she's probably stopping mid hug at some point to ask if they're doing it right (still keeps the knife though. just in case. probably has extras stashed away somewhere)

Probably also the type of person who accidentally throws punches when spooked. Has done this to Sky once and sulked for the rest of the day bc they felt awful about it

Again, huge fan of tropes where people are basically just stray cats so thanks for indulging my thoughts lol

Ohhh, anon, this is gold~

I love the image of (y/n) reluctantly hugging Wolfie first because, y’know, he’s just a wolf, right? Nothing suspicious, totally normal. (Twilight would be so smug, but only after he shifts back to his Hylian form where she can’t see his tail wagging like crazy.)

And the gaslighting? Ha! I approve!

“Me? Hug? Pfft. Never happened. Y’all need to get your heads checked. Next, you’ll be saying I bake cookies for y’all every week or something, oh wait, that’s just Wild hallucinating again.” (Everyone: 👀)

The “Am I doing this right?” mid-hug moment would just wreck them. Like, imagine you’ve been dreaming of this day, you’re finally getting a hug from the most stubborn, self reliant, knifehoarding person you know, and then they stop to nervously ask if they’re doing it correctly. 🥺 Heart. Melted.

‘Is this okay? Should I… squeeze more? Less? Wait, am I crushing your ribs?!’

‘No, no, you’re perfect..’ Time would insist, voice cracking a little, trying not to tear up while the others glare daggers because they wanted a turn first.

Also YES on the stray cat vibes! She’s got the knife, she’s got the extra knives, and she accidentally decks Sky in the face when he spooks her. The poor man’s just trying to give her a plate of snacks, and BAM! Sky’s on the ground with a bloody nose, and she’s sitting there sulking because oops, her bad.

Sky: I-it’s fine! I’m fine! This is fine! -Bleeding profusely but trying to downplay it.-

(y/n): ‘���I hate it here.’

(He gets hugs as an apology later, cause she DOES feel super guilty. But he should know she doesn’t like being snuck up on!)

Honestly, the Chain would probably love this about her, though. She’s like this weird mix of feral and soft, and they’re (of course) obsessed. They’d absolutely gang up on her with hugs once she starts tolerating them more, and she’d just be stuck in the middle of a Hero Pile™, knives stashed under the cushions completely useless against the sheer weight of their affection.

Anon, your thoughts are perfect, and I hope you know I’m grinning ear to ear writing this. Keep ‘em coming!

[simplydnp]

There’s something so beautifully heartbreaking about the man who’s so anti fate/destiny being forced to believe in those things bc he has someone that loves him so deeply and unbelievably 🥺🥺🥺🥺

see, i don't think it's just that someone loves his whole, authentic self. i think it's that he loves them back. equally. it's that they're in this together and it feels like they always have been. it's how life never started for him before this. it's that love is nebulous and unfathomable and unreachable, and yet, he's gotten a taste. it's that, when the universe was created, every single neutron in existence was formed. and all the ones that eventually became you and me, were together. what explanation do you have for praying to a god that's not listening to fix you, to take this all away, to make you better--and someone offers you a hand. and a smile. and sure they help you up but you climbed out of there goddammit. you put this work in, side by side. you've fought every battle together. faced every crowd. sacrificed. and you're coming up on spending more life on earth with them than without. and without thinking or asking; you've already got the next twenty planned. how can you rationalize the fact that you were on the same planet, at the same time, in the same place, if it wasn't meant to be? there's billions of people here and there's been billions before. but your person knows you better than you know yourself. and you love them more than anything. how can you ignore that they're your perfect half--from interests to opinions to humour. how do you miss the way a room lights up with both of you there. how it feels like magic. and no one else will ever understand. how can you stop the feeling in your chest. of when you know in every universe, you'd end up here.

you can't.

[yuujispinkhair]

thinking thoughts... Just, baby daddy Yuuji. I want to have this man's children so freaking bad Winter 😭😭😭 I can just imagine him rubbing your swollen feet after a long day of being his pretty little girlfriend, him kissing your tummy as good morning to feel his baby kick, grinning from ear to ear like an idiot bc they're so strong!! Just like him!!! He's such a proud daddy!!!!!

And I just know he'll be OBSESSED with his partner during the pregnancy. You wouldn't have to lift a single finger, he would carry you in those big, veiny arms wherever you wanted to, pressing tender kisses to your head and not even blinking at the weight. You crave something tasty to eat? Do not worry, Yuuji is already on it. The hormones are doing their thing and u burst into tears randomly? It's okay, Yuuji doesn't leave your side for a single moment, holding you close and kissing those pearl tears away. Too uncomfortable to fall asleep? My man is bending himself into a makeshift mattress so you can sleep on his chest, his heartbeat and tender hands caressing your back up and down and making you pass out in no time.

I can just imagine him during the birth too 🥺🥺 he would be so nervous but so strong for you, holding our hand steadily and kissing your sweaty forehead every once in a while. I can totally see him cracking some jokes here and there, making you feel some joy in the middle of the pain. The nurses would be over the moon for him, all starry eyed and whispering to each other about the hot sweet giant making his girlfriend laugh their baby out in the delivery room

And when the baby is finally here, he can't stop carrying them around. He would be so enamoured with you for giving him such a precious gift, tampering and spoiling you rotten those first tender months. You are finishing putting the baby to sleep after feeding them when Yuuji comes up to you from behind, holding you close to his front so you can feel all of it, pressing wet kisses to your neck and shoulders and whispering how he's ready for a second baby already 😭😭😭😭😭

Just 🥺🥺🥺 having yuuji's babies 🥺🥺🥺

YOU ARE MAKING ME SWOON SO MUCH, MY SWEET ANON 😭😭😭💗💗💗 And you are SO right!! Yuuji is such a good man, such a good husband/boyfriend, and such a good daddy!! He is so giving and so full of love. I know he would treat you so well and also be such a good dad!!

Yuuji is the type to immediately take responsibility and plan his whole life as the father of your kids the moment you tell him you might be pregnant. Doesn't matter whether you are already in a long-term relationship and a certain age or if you are both still in college and it happens as an accident. Yuuji is there for you!! He loves you, and he will love your baby!! He will provide for you and take care of you and be fully involved when it comes to raising the little one.

And god, yes, Yuuji is SUCH a proud daddy! The proud sparkle in his honey eyes when he carries his baby around! That big smile on his face when your little one falls asleep on his toned forearms. His happy laugh when he talks to your baby and makes silly faces.

And since he enjoys cooking a lot, you can be sure that Yuuji will be in the kitchen preparing healthy baby food and, later on, all kinds of kid-friendly finger food when your little one grows tired of the baby food.

Yuuji is an amazing daddy, but he also never forgets to take care of you too, and make you feel not just like a mom but also like a woman!!

He is obsessed with your body during the pregnancy and also with your after-baby body. He kisses every inch of you, moaning loudly for you and telling you how beautiful you are to him. Even if you are insecure about the change in your body, Yuuji will make you feel desired.

But Yuuji also takes care of you in other ways that don't involve sex. He brings you flowers and your favorite snacks to show you he appreciates you. He insists on having movie nights together when the baby is asleep because he knows how much you love those and how much you enjoy getting cuddled by him. He runs you bubble baths and gives you back rubs and tells you to take a break. He leaves you cute and encouraging messages on the fridge. He cooks for you and helps you so much with all the household chores.

He always makes sure you know you don't have to do this alone. You have him! Even when it comes to things only you can do, like breastfeeding, Yuuji will make you feel like you aren't alone. He cuddles you when you have to wake up in the middle of the night to feed your baby. He is behind you, hugging you and kissing your neck so sweetly. Letting you know you aren't alone in this.

The moment you are finished breastfeeding, Yuuji will take the baby from you and tell you to get back to sleep. "I got this, cutie." And Yuuji will spend the next hour walking around the house with his baby in his arms, singing softly all kinds of songs he usually does for karaoke nights until the little one finally falls asleep.

And then Yuuji is back in bed with you, smiling to himself when he sees your sleeping face, reaching out to wrap a strong muscular arm around your waist, making you feel loved even in your sleep.

He is so happy to have his little family 💗

[nanamineedstherapy]

Are you a nanago glazer too 🥺 finally someone it's so hard to find nanago fans

I just love them so much they're so freaking sad !! I'm still in despair over the fact that there isn't a parent-trap AU with Yuuji trying to glue his two dads — Gojo and Nanami back together after they divorced during Shibuya and somehow survived bcs fuck gege 😭 also jsksjdnf I just loveee mom-coded Nanamin idk why I feel like he's the type who won't even blink if one of the students slip and call him "mom" he'd be like "mhm" like he's so...comfortable abt his identity I've noticed, he's so set in his ways he won't even change his opinions about his co-workers

Are you a Nanago glazer, Anon? Or are you the reincarnation of Haibara sent to remind me that love is loss and co-parenting trauma is real?

YES I’m a Nanago glazer. A connoisseur. A sommelier of emotionally unavailable men who accidentally raised a son together and then blew up before resolving their extremely bisexual unresolved tension.

There is no ship more divorced coded than Nanago. It’s literally “we used to co-own a house, a child, and the illusion of stability.” Canon said: here’s Nanami, calm, repressed, morally grey. Here’s Gojo, loud, unstable, and shaped like abandonment. Together? They raise Yuuji and never kiss once. They also never stop loving each other in the worst way possible.

And YESSS Nanamin is the type to respond to being called “mom” like it’s a tax form:

“Mhm. Wear your coat next time.” Meanwhile Gojo is filming it. Yuuji’s crying. Shoko’s vaping.

Also Parent Trap AU where Yuuji tries to re-divorce-proof his gay dads after Shibuya??? Canon compliant except for the fact that Gege goes to horny jail. Again.

Anyway I love you. You’re infected. You’re welcome. If you ever wanna spiral publicly, join the Nanago Divorce & Delusion Society™. It’s free. We meet in the Jujutsu High basement where Gojo and Nanami used to Not Talk About It™.

[generalkenobee]

Hey, I'd like to request a R2 Leon x Reader fluff where they're starting out their relationship, and reader is trying to be more assertive, even though she is just always so flustered and nervous about initiating kisses or just touch in general with him, and Leon's usually the one that does it. Thank you 🥺

"feeling bold are we?"

Ok so this is my first time ever writing for leon-

Ok so idk if this is what you were asking for and honestly it's not my best work so if you have another request just ask bc I love Leon sm

I literally love this ask sm so thank you:)

You tried your best to cut the onions for you and Leon's dinner but you just couldn't, you had to look away almost every five minutes because your eyes kept stinging and at this rate it would never get done.

"here" your boyfriend said from behind you grabbing the knife from your hand "let me"

Leon was sweet like that. He had remembered you physically couldn't cut onions, even though you'd never said anything to him it was almost like he could sense it, and he got the food done in what felt like minutes while you sat on the counter picking songs.

Leon would occasionally stop to place either hand on the counter, trapping you beneath him and giving you sweet kisses.

"you taste like vanilla icing" Leon said into the kiss

"really?- I haven't had any cake today" you giggled back and pulled away for air. You never initiated kisses or hugs or anything in fear you would do it wrong

It was fine as long as Leon started it..

However recently you began to worry that he didn't like that you never started anything. Maybe he thought you didn't like him..so you made a promise to yourself to swoon him.

---

The next day you were and Leon were on the couch, you in his lap while you played with your hair

"you're so pretty baby" he said leaning down and placing a soft kiss on your cheek

"so are you" you responded turning around so you were now facing him. You gave him a kiss and he smiled into your mouth and pulled away "feeling bold are we?"

"maybe I am" your arms wrapped around his neck and rested your head on his shoulder

"well that's alright" you could feel his heart beat quicken because your chests were prested together so tightly.

And you never wanted to let go. Your boyfriend had such a soft glow to him, it was like his presence could make anyone happy

He could bring anyone to peace.

And his aura was always so calming "I love you so much Leon, I don't ever want to let go" at that you heard his breath hitch and he squeezed you tighter.

"I love you too"

---

Leon and you were both getting dressed to go on your date you had earlier planned, it was said you were going to go to roosters and eat chicken wings.

Leon's phone started to ring from across the room

"hold on baby, I gotta take this" your boyfriend walked away, picking up his phone and leaning against the wall

Just as he was about to answer it you snatched it from out of his hands and put both your hand on either side of his head pinning him against the wall.

Now this was a sight the be hold-

You only reached up to his shoulders and was trying to pin him against the wall, as if you could do anything to stop him...

He started laughing and looked down at you. Leon took your chin in between his pointer finger and thumb and tilted your head up so you were forced to look at him.

"what's this all about? Am I neglecting my sweet girl?" He asked spinning you around so you were now facing the wall.

You shook your head in response "then what's going on?"

"I- I just wanted to show you that I can be assertive and that-" Leon cut you off with a kiss

"I don't mind pretty, you can let me take care of that"

[tanktopdiaz]

nooooooo stop stop stop. athena also does not have a solid place to live while the house is in For Sale Hell (is this really a good time to buy? the fuckin mcmansion, athena?). have we considered. ravi could end up placed in his own torture vortex. hes gonna be so nice and offer them these units hes got. neighbors!!! a duplex in this block of them in a little neighborhood. and athenas okay with it bc it's a nice unit and she still technically lives at the house but she cant do with having to keep the place show ready, she wants...well its temporary, but she wants a place to herself right now. and her Beighnor Nuck who's still living in boxes and has grilled outside every night since move in and is putting up string lights in their backyard is :| yeah. everything feels so permanent all of a sudden. he doesnt want to be here forever, it's a nice unit and hes thankful for ravi even tho he kinda hates him bc now eddies talkin abt fuckin frolf???? FROLF?????? actually he hates that backstabbing bitch and hes texting him at all hours with little issues about the unit. theres a crack in the porcelain on the bottom of the toilet where the structural integrity is ONVIOUSLY compromised, pannikar. everytime theres ants in the backyard he sprays and tells ravi hes taking it out of his rent. they're at work and buck offers to carpool so ravi can get on that maintenance ticket he put in ‼❗❗ a week ago ❗‼❗ and ravis doing llamaz breathing and yeah :) let's go bro. hey eddie we still on for tomorrow?? eddie voice yessss rav ☺️ and buck white knuckles the drive home with steam coming out of his ears. point is buck doesnt feel like this is a home, and that's what he wants. something solid and homey enough the squishy corner is charm not a nuisance. rav. wants somewhere he can walk into 🎶solid as a rock🎵 or whatever ostark said. whole time athena is absolutely ranting and raving over how good of a landlord ravi is and how hes so attentive to fix little issues she doesnt even notice and hes over all the time and hes respectful and nice to talk go and hes just such a good boy. she says bucks been a little spicy but i keep him in line. may (first time shes talked in the 3 hrs shes been there) says 🥺 bobby loved them. and athena who knooooows this is temporary and simply cant have something solid right now says yeah...its nice having them around. ravi overhears this from his position on the roof where hes hiding from buck tom-and-jerry style. bucks walking around with a chainsaw sayin hes getting rid of a shrub once a for all. ravi sneaks into mays car but then she leaves and he has to lowkey killer in the backseat her in downtown la traffic and she punches him in the face. hell on earth for everyone but athena grant 💗🤸‍♀️🥰

[weebsinstash]

As much as I want to have children by this man, let's take a moment to sip our platonic yandere Miguel juice

-i can't decide which sex he'd be more partial to in a 'child'/you since in the movie there was Gabriella but in the comics he eventually has a son who becomes the next Spiderman but--

-as a girl i just naturally think of a lot of those sorts of gender specific ideas 👉👈 he's this big scary hulking intimidating threat and his "daughter" is the one melting his cold exterior

-doesnt matter if you're a grown ass woman, Miguel sees you struggling to braid your hair and suddenly here he is, full dad mode, doing it for you,and depending on how close you two are, maybe he disguises it with "ugh, stop spending so much time messing around with that. If I do it for you will you get back to work? 🙄", but really it's just your new self proclaimed dad/tio wanting to help braid your hair and help you feel pretty and, oh, how he can fondly remember the last time he helped braid "his daughter's" hair...

-of course this evolves to him just loving to do things with your hair. Braid it, wear it natural, style it, use products on it, hes got you. you were just trying to put your hair in a lazy updo like a ponytail or bun and this man doesn't let you leave until he's got you completely combed out, hair braided with ribbons, and of course this entire time youre awkwardly sitting there in a chair in his absolute cave of a workstation with this gargantuan 6'9 man there, "so how was your day? Staying out of trouble?"

-really I mean. Is stealing other people's kids NOT technically in character for him. You're unfortunate enough to trauma bond with this man and you're never getting rid of him

-you hear Miles Morales call him tio (as in the tio meaning dude) and you jokingly teasingly start calling him tio, which Miguel secretly pretends is the version that means uncle. You're just constantly joking around or looking up at him with these big pouty eyes, "but tio 🥺 can't I PLEASE--" and its like. Lmao people know that if they need to ask Miguel for a favor, that it increases their chances to have you ask in their stead

- I mean, as a female adult abused as a child by my own father, raised by a single mom myself, like...

Reader flinches away when Peter B goes to give you a supportive pat on the back or comes in for a high five after a mission and you force yourself to laugh because you're feeling more than just a little awkward and in the spotlight. "Oh, sorry, that was dumb!" And they eventually get you to kind of anxiously word vomit "my dad used to just kind of, rough me up sometimes when I did something wrong! It-it could've been a lot worse honestly, but, it-it just makes me kinda jumpy around guys sometimes! It's not a big deal, or personal or anything. I'm sorry if I made you feel bad 🥺"

Peter B, Jessica, and Miguel all there as older parental figures and also literal parents, immediately exchange looks and agree like "oh hell naw, don't like that" and you get silently adopted by all three of em right then and there

-if it's a physically abusive father and you're still the victim of abuse, I imagine your dad had some suspicious figures suddenly show up in the middle of the night to terrify and threaten the shit out of him and suddenly you aren't getting as manhandled anymore

-can you imagine, like, you show up to Spider Society one day with a black eye "oh, this? It's, it's nothing. My dad is just, he's about to make police captain and he's really stressed about it is all" cue all your friends mentally high fiving around the table because your abusive piece of shit dad is going to die and you don't even know. When it happens they'll all be "oh no, sweetie, I'm SOOOO sorry :(" meanwhile they're thrilled bc now you don't have any parents and they can weasel in there as your new family, schedule your birthday parties, monopolizing more of your time, things like that

-goddd I just imagine it could become some kind of weird fucked up enmeshed scenario where the structure it's providing for your life is actually good for you meanwhile Miguel is like, retroactively kind of soothing some of his trauma both from his own childhood and what happened with the second universe he broke that it's just like. You're a grown ass adult and this man is tucking you in goodnight and saying "te amo, mija" at the doorway and you bet his ass is going to stand there and not let you sleep until you say it back. He knows you're just absolutely seething at him and he'll still refuse to leave without a grumbling "te amo, papá 🙄"

-He eventually just has you doing so much shit and depending on him so much that it starts to become second nature to you. one day you're in the Society doing one of the odd jobs you're allowed to help with and suddenly you're thinking, "Ugh I actually don't know what to do next, I wish Papá was here to-- WAIT SHIT NO I MEAN MIGUEL--"

-lmaooooo as a non Spanish speaker I keep thinking of how awwwwwful it would be if he actually forces you to learn Spanish. Not inherently because there's anything wrong with Spanish, but, I'm not always smart, and I can just SEE him quizzing your ass, forcing you to have entire conversations in Spanish, always clicking his tongue or chuckling at you when you make a mistake and he just thinks you're so cute struggling to learn 🥰 man hears you're trying to take extra lessons from Miles and he instantly drops everything he's doing to go track the little scamp down. Insert meme "I can forgive being an anomaly but I draw the line at teaching Reader bad Spanish"

-siiiiiiigh eventually the day comes when you're in big danger and you need his help, maybe you disobeyed him and was hanging out with some other Spiders in another dimension when there was a sudden villain attack, and he comes to your rescue as a villain does something dramatic like has a gun to your head or a knife to your neck and the second you see him you're just overwhelmed wirh a sense of relief, calling out for him, calling him dad/tio/papá whatever, and he's just like 😭❤️ pumping his fist internally, like YES you are so grounded when you get back home but also 🥰 you finally called him dad without him having to twist your arm 🥰 nevermind if the "villain" who kidnapped you was actually a Spider who owed him a favor, and this whole thing was to teach you a lesson about listening to your Papá, that's not important ❤️

-Miguel who forces you to learn Spanish vs Miguel who forces you to be Catholic. I can excuse kidnapping and forced adoption but I draw the line at making me practice religion 💀 no but seriously, he probably does have certain morals and values he instills/forces upon you if he thinks you need them, and he'll probably be one of those fathers, "are you leaving the house dressed like that? Go change" and orders you not to hang out with certain people he doesn't approve of or thinks have bad character (like hobie lmao)

-bruh you two will be on a super serious important mission and this man will be like "it's dark, hold my hand so we dont get separated"

Eventually it comes to a point where you're, not perfectly behaved but, just about. If someone finds Miguel, it means you're not very far away, or vice versa. Members of the Society quickly learn not to make any advances on you or make any "adult" comments unless they want to get suspiciously hurt during a personal training session by the big boss himself. You think you're safe just cause Miguel isn't around? Nah, cause then you have Peter B and Jess keeping an eye on you, and, not that YOU'RE aware of the extent, but, if Miguel ever gets worried, he can just ask Lyla what you've been getting up to, since your modified little daypass has her installed into it and she can track your every move ❤️ helicopter parent? Oh honey, you have NO idea...

[exyrpf]

Exyblr Dashboard Simulator based on what I personally see on sportsblr:

2/?

📜 realexyblog

haiku because exy is back:

GOD, why are my teams

SO fucking bad at exy?

FUCK this FUCKING sport.

#and i watch sports for why? entertainment? no way

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♛ queen-of-exy

I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! KEVIN DAY IS A QUEEN SHES LITERALLY A QUEEN ITS ON HER FACE

💃fox-me-up follow

queen on the court, pillow princess on the mattress amiright

♛ queen-of-exy

ive never felt more understood, I am kissing you w tongue

#marry me tumblr user fox me up

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🌞 blonde-jeremy-knox

i'm just gonna say it. i know we're all thinking it. jeremy knox eats ass like it's his JOB.

👁 jean-mor-uhoh

babe literally no one was thinking that but i'm proud of you for speaking your truth

#we're friends but what cost. when all u talk about is jeremy knox eating ass.

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🧚 goalie-stan

#dan wilds #psu

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🌄 softkevinday follow

He lived. He served cunt. He died. He was Resurrected. Served more cunt.

#kevin day

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👸🏻 kevindazed follow

absolutely busted a fucking nut watching kevin day switch hands like that oh my god my nut was so forceful it created a new dimension.

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hey can i join you in that dimension

👸🏻 kevindazed follow

Sure, just bring some snacks or something

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

hell yeah!!!!!!

#thanks youre the best do you like doritos?

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😎 foxyknoxy

the best exy team in the nation is a LIBERAL ARTS COLLEGE how many of those students even go to the games when your school is full of artists and theater kids. your student section must be wACK

😎 foxyknoxy

*sorry, 2nd best exy team in the nation

#fuck you theater kids!!!!!!!! can't even appreciate a good sport !!!!! anyway go trojans

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🙈 ittybittyminny follow

Andrew Minyard should get a little bite and chew. As a reward. Maybe a small gnaw. nomnomnom Maaaaaybe as a treat he can rip a throat out, but only if he's really really good

#only if he's REALLY GOOD and maybe tests negative for rabies but whatever you can't win em all

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🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

favourite exy rarepair????

☀️ usctrojanny

ACTUALLY !!!!! was thinking about this earlier and while ive never seen anyone talk about it.......aaron minyard and neil josten would be 👀 kinda cute???

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

omg wait why have I never thought about guys before!!!!!!!! noooo why did you say this, i can totally see it!!!!!! Neil would probably have to lean down to kiss aaron 🥺 do u think he has ever had to lean down to kiss someone 😭

☀️ usctrojanny

And obviously, u know me, im always here for a striker/backliner matchup

🏳️‍🌈 gay4stickball follow

this is all i'm going to think about for the rest of my life now, thanks, fuck you

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👅 nastyneiljosten

I want to put neil josten in a jar and shake the jar so violently he turns into sludge and then pour a drop of that sludge on to a petri dish so I can see what kind of bacteria he produces.

🦩 exyonmymind follow

what happens to the rest of the sludge?

👅 nastyneiljosten

*sluuuuuuurp* *swallowing sounds* *sluuuurp* *gargle gargle* *more swallowing sounds* yummy yummy in my tummy

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🐋 sexyexy

headcannon that neil josten is so feral bc andrew bit him and gave him rabies so now he's a literal rabid dog

👢exyinaphonebooth follow

You can't make headcannons about real people don't be freaks

🐋 sexyexy

exy players aren't real they're my little dolls that I can put into any situations I want and you can't stop me

#thanks anyway did u know andrew minyard gave neil josten rabies

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🧸 mreow-bearcats-mreow

ARE THOSE REFS FUCKING BLIND ????????!

#exy lb

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

Kiss cams are only acceptable during sporting events if they zoom in on two players

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

ok but what if they're wearing a face mask

👨🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻 talk-exy-to-me

smash your cages together obviously, don't be a pussy #love wins

🗣️ jeremyknoxes follow

fair enough

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🌸 softexy

Andrew and Aaron Minyard

#exy #andrew minyard #aaron minyard #palmetto foxes #psu #web weave #poetry

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[kyber-crystal]

Hi! May I request a sequel to "my little love" for how jake responds to max calling him dad/daddy for the first time? or jake being cute with max and your shared kids (bc i KNOW y'all don't stop after the first one lol)

i'm sorry it took me so long to respond to this but HELL YEAH and i'm extra sorry i didn't post this for a while b/c i wasn't sure about how it turned out in general...anyways, i hope you enjoy : ')

my future || jake "hangman" seresin

summary: as written above! this is a sequel to the headcanon my little love, which i LOVED writing w my whole heart.

settling into married life was surprisingly not difficult. you'd already spent so much time around hangman that forever felt so comfortable

now everyone is so happy and in high spirits. but max is significantly happier than them all and it's so wholesome to see

rooster, or "fairy godmother" (max likes to call him the latter....yes...godmother, not godfather. you don't know why but it's so funny, especially when you watch rooster react to this), is always there to take care of your kiddo when you're busy

he let him sit in his F-14 and take a picture with him :)

and you're paranoid and worrying the whole time but rooster's like "relax, i got him" and he's super chill about it

"he's gonna be a pilot. better than you, even," you leaned over and gave your husband a look

"i think so!"

the kid lives and breathes top gun. and now that you've moved in with hangman, you're only a few minutes' walk from base, making it easy to go back and forth.

when you're working at the hard deck, penny sits him by the nearest booth with a milkshake and some old books and toys

if one of the uncles or phoenix wasn't busy, they'd come over to keep him entertained

and you know when hangman's done for the day when you see max break into his signature grin. you've noticed that you only really see it around him

so you're celebrating his fourth birthday today. it's insane, because he already speaks like a six year old (hangman says it's because you're also smart af. but, being the cocky lil shit he is, fanboy likes to take the credit for it. i mean, the guy majored in biochem, so he knows his stuff)

it's an off day for everyone, so they're able to come help decorate the place. you had the idea to surprise your son, so while everyone was getting ready, fanboy was with max by the beach, playing soccer. they'd come back in an hour and boom!

by the end of things, the hard deck doesn't look like the hard deck anymore. it looks like max's paradise—a kiddie version of top gun, you realize. your heart melts because 🥺🥺🥺

everyone hides when they hear fanboy and max coming in

and then you all jump up from your hiding spots and yell "SURPRISE" and he starts grinning again

and then the kid runs straight towards hangman, giggling in pure delight

"daddy!" he yells

you're all like wait wtf

did he just

say

oh

hangman has to stop for a moment before picking him up. you can see him tearing up bc this is the first time max has ever said this

it's definitely really fulfilling to watch. when he was a baby and screamed and cried for hours at a time out of nowhere, you knew it wasn't always just from tiredness. or being hungry. or whatnot

the rest of the night you're all emotional af and max notices

"daddy why are you crying?"

there go the waterworks...more tears slip down jake's face 🥺😭

"because i'm happy!"

"people cry when they are sad! like when uncle fanboy loses to uncle payback!"

"HEY! kid, i thought you were on my side"

"so, i'm your dad now, huh?"

"forever and ever and ever and ever!"

how could you have gotten so lucky...

you're sitting here in the middle of the hard deck with your family. a family when realization hits. you had a loving husband, and a father, and a child that brightened up your world, and you couldn't have asked for anything more. you finally found someone that wanted forever and wasn't one to back away

now for some more cute moments post-birthday celebration

you take max to base every day right

and hangman will carry him on his shoulders all the time

if he's not done with his flight or workout or whatever, maverick takes his place

or his fairy godmother :)

as soon as he lands, max takes off at the speed of light and goes barreling towards him (how tf is the kid so FAST)

as hangman picks him up he looks at you and says "can we please have another kid. please"

"i want a sister! tell her, daddy!"

"see, the little man agrees"

sorry this ending was so awful i genuinely apologize...

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