#stop ulysses

[reikaniichan]

"please don't kill the staff, we need them~" thanks~~

hisuing-- (hisui + ingo = hisuingo)

i'd say it's out of context but tbh the only context is i've sketched some variation of the scene like six times and now i've finally lined and colored it...

"is that-"

yes that's depot agent volo don't even worry about it

[nikoisme]

Ulysses \o/

[windienine]

everyone has to be a little less mean to themselves about not reading enough books. letting go of reading as a pride thing is the first step to relearning how to actually enjoy reading for pleasure again. it's totally fine to start with a novella or with a comic or with a field guide or with literature meant for someone younger instead of being mad at yourself for not grokking ulysses in a week. just vary your diet and you'll be good.

i'm a literature scholar, i'm the one who has to be strict with myself about page counts and citations. you all? do what you want, just read and have fun.

[a-star-that-burns-brightly]

so gang....there's this historian...who's only had approximately 21 minutes of screentime...

unhinged rambling over a fictional character under the cut

I have always loved ulysses ever since the prologue came out back in december 2022, but after my recent rewatch in preparation for chapter 1 coming out later this year, my interest in his character has sparked into a full-blown hyperfixation??? it feels like ulysses wilhelm was designed specifically for me I'm going to be so honest. like, there's the surface level being that he's a boyfailure twink and that kind of character always seems to attract me, but everything else about his character from his design, his personality, his voice, the little aspects of him like the fact that him specifically noting down classmate birthdays and him updating a common phrase to sound more modern shows a genuine desire to connect with his class despite his clear social ineptitude, and also just...him having knowledge about the internet enough to know about internet arguments despite disliking computers?? silly ass. I've also like, never really seriously headcannoned a character with a mental disorder before, even ones that I have myself, but I am actually being so serious when I say that ulysses is literally just my inattentive adhd manifested into a person. I have not felt so represented in so long, and its by a character who doesn't even canonically have it, and I think its very special and a testament to how talented the writing crew behind p:eg is that they can make me feel that or anything I'm typing in this post despite, again, this character only being on screen for 21 minutes he is literally just me in every single way possible, actually. we literally even have the same birthday. I'm not a supernatural person, but like..I think me saying that this character was made for me might not be hyperbole after all. ...he's also just so fucking cute. Can I say that?? LOOK at this fucker??

his slightly scruffy hair that looks like he just woke up from one of his naps, his small but silly little smile, his dumb eyebags, his fucking VOICE, his lame as fuck sense of humor, his sprites, his dumbass sleepy noises, the fact that he's the shortest out of all the male characters, his everything?? I want to be his friend and listen to him yap about history, and I also want to make out with him sloppy style. I am sleepy all the time but he is sleepier, which means I can spoon him. I'd imagine his lifestyle of constantly being in his office doesnt really lend itself well to him receiving affection. he is probably very touch-starved... what if he encountered my persona. would he initially think the lack of sleep has finally caused him to hallucinate, considering I doubt you see slutty demons with big wings in real life. when he finally realizes that I am actually there, would he be fascinated at the sight of such a nonhuman creature being right in front of him? a new piece of history he has yet to discover? what if we become best friends. what if we become best boyfriends. my brain is moving at 200 miles an hour and I cannot stop it, I need him so fucking bad. if you have read this far, I'm not sorry and I'm not ashamed for my actions. except if you happen to be doctor pap (ulysses' va), in which case I politely ask you that you forget everything I have said today. thanks for reading

[saturnulysses]

a silly lil meme redraw (; nothing 2 c here

[astroyogurt]

"ulysses speaks like that cause hes an autistic idiot" orrrr maybe because hes a tribal and the Twisted Hairs celebrated details and poetry

[bennymaxxing]

"Who are you, that do not know your history?"

[angelkeitai]

i am so obsessed with doing this shit oh my god why cant i stop. someone help me please

[stargirlfics]

not over klaue and ball worship 🫣

when you want to spoil him (usually as a thank you for an especially nice present) you have him sit on the couch with his legs spread wide. You coo at him about how big he his, how heavy his balls are, and how hard it must be to carry all that around all day. And when you’re on your knees and popping each one in your mouth, he leans his head back and starts groaning 🫠

That’s so real like let me carry some of that weight for you, king 🤲🏾

Love this as an act of spoiling Klaue, treating him a little, the response you get from him is the gift that keeps on giving! I mean getting to watch him spread his legs out, always able to make whatever he’s sitting on look like his personal throne by the way he carries himself and lounges…talk about always wanting to hop in his lap

Like why am I already salivating thinking about watching him get so hard, hanging nice and heavy in front of you to do with as you please

He would love the compliments too, all your sultry sounding comments about how he’s just so big your hands are already full with him and how you can’t wait to taste him as you press your lips to his balls knowing you’ve had him breathing hot and heavy from the jump

He’s goddamn flattered and won’t apologize for the ego boost he’ll walk around with the rest of the day thanks to you!

The way his sack tightens when you pop them into your mouth and gently suck, I just have a feeling he would love the sight alone and helppp the groans yes you’re righttt, throwing his head back, his hips rocking into your touch, seeking the swipe of your tongue over his skin, yeah the need for this is so great bestie

this pic of him actually brings me to my knees like i know we see the spread! 🥵😵‍💫🤧

[lae-zels]

mr house never being able to replicate his courier six because they never let him scan them, so all he has are a few shoddy recordings he took to recreate the courier from. his replicas of courier six are flawed: none are as perceptive, resourceful and proactive. they aren't good at out-of-the-box thinking or improvising. their problemsolving, diplomacy skills and technological innovation ideas fall short of the original and are just another disappointment every time. they end up hollow shells like jane, marilyn and victor. letting new vegas go, ruin itself in pursuit of recreating his perfect right hand again, hope for another fruitful partnership and bright future of the mojave like they did before is so delicious it makes me sick actually send tweet ✌

[unsightlymuse]

'Ulysses Deriding Polyphemus',

J. M. W. Turner, 1829

[reikaniichan]

pokemon valentines doodles.

1. LR stop and dash station feat. random au volo

2. sordward (alt hair ver) and shielbert

[nukacourier]

why does Ulysses have to be so PRETTY

[walterdecourceys]

if i see another epic the musical post or god forbid a tma post in the mechanisms tag i will. well it's actually not that deep i'm being kind of petty. i will light something important but replaceable on fire

[itslonewolfbois]

…I’m slightly tempted to write a Ulysses x Leviathan one shot because I think the pairing is fucking hilarious and I do kinda ship it in like a crack ship way

[cryptidunknown]

ive been trying to work on my godawful reading (and media) comprehension skills but im a science major in college and barely have time to read real books. so now im in the position where im taking organic chemistry and trying to teach myself high school level english at the same time. thank you homeschooling