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‘War is back. People want to stock up’: inside Europe’s biggest arms fair
“A body convulses on a table, with broken bones poking from a stump of torn flesh below the knee, one arm gruesomely peppered with gunshot wounds, as men in military uniforms look on approvingly. ‘He bleeds, he moves, he breathes, he has a pulse,’ says the smiling sales rep. ‘His eyes even react to light. We have a canine version too, which barks and whines – and it comes with interchangeable injured limbs.’
“I am perusing the medical zone of Defence and Security Equipment International (DSEI), Europe’s biggest arms fair, which takes place every two years in the Excel convention centre in east London. It is a sprawling supermarket of modern warfare, where the world’s armies come to buy the latest AI-guided missiles and tanks, inspect giant warships moored in the Royal Docks, and queue to take a turn sitting in the cockpits of fighter jets ...
“‘This year feels much busier than usual,’ one bomb salesman tells me, standing by a gleaming rack of cone-shaped warheads, polished like trophies in a glass cabinet. ‘It seems war is back in a big way. People are looking to stock up.’ Whereas attendees of this great murderous bazaar may once have felt sheepish, they now proudly march through the entrance gates with their heads held high ...
“At the Israel pavilion, one company is promoting its ‘high-penetration wireless communication for indoor robotics and drones’, showing videos of drones swooping through bombed-out buildings, looking for prey like a swarm of deadly mosquitoes. Brazil features a stall offering ‘ammunition, bombs, rockets and fuses’, with a bowl of complimentary sweets, while a rifle company in the US section tries to lure punters with a free calendar of busty models draped across its anti-aircraft guns. (‘It’s been approved by all our female staff,’ the man at the desk assures me.) ...
“‘They all have onboard AI cameras,’ says Maj Matthew McGarvey-Miles, lead of the army warfighting experiment, a flagship programme where the latest technology is developed. ‘They can identify targets and track them automatically’ ... The nature of these unmanned weapons – and the kind of remote fighters the army is looking for – is having a knock-on effect on how the physical controls are designed ...
“‘The big thing now is thumb-stick controllers. So many people in the military now come from the Xbox generation, so they’re used to thumb-sticks. Gone are the days when you’d have big pneumatic or hydraulic controls.’ He hands me a controller that looks just like a gaming joypad – a deceptively playful device for something that could unleash hellfire on a pixellated target, hundreds of miles away. Nimble thumbs, it seems, will define the future of warfare. Tomorrow’s battles will be waged from the safety of a gaming chair (also on display), with the assistance of algorithms.”
#dsei#stop the arms fair#arms dealers#arms manufacturers#military industrial complex#war crimes#arms fair#missiles#bombs#military#army#war#state violence#violence#human rights#ai#israel#us#london#uk
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The Rebirth B-Team that we deserved...
#i'll never stop being mad about what they did to my boy wedge............... >:(((#AHEM anyway. little minor redesigns to fit with rebirth biggs!#it's the subtle things that count. like letting zack show off those sexy sexy shoulders.#wedge took one of his pauldrons off because that's what cloud did and he thinks that cloud is cool and awesome and amazing and badass#idea: cloud gets shot in the jenova injection site in his arm and it destroys the parasite before it can spread.........#still dealing with the mako poisoning though. plus relearning how to do literally anything after being in a coma for a couple of years#gave him a rifle bc he's a good shot!! and also because i think the rocking chair grandma with a shotgun vibe is SUPER important for him#it's about that country boy thang.#ffvii#cloud strife#zack fair#wedge ff7#wedge#biggs ff7#jessie rasberry#my art <3#not pictured yet: kunsel and cissnei dlc where they team up to rescue sonon from deepground 🤔
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thinking about compiling screenshots of golden/silver age batman exclusively calling dick his ward to combat the allegations that it was “initially a father-child relationship”
#dc#batman#brudick#i don’t even ship it#i think i'm still mad at the poll when people were trying to refute the brudick points#by saying shippers are also biased and ignoring the history and that it really was a familial relationship early on#me the only asshole on this website enough of dumbass to try to read early batman “no it fucking wasn't”#if you hate the ship fine but don't back up your argument with complete lies#the pro-brudick camp has receipts which gives them way more validity than the haters#i'm sure somewhere out there there's dick grayson pre-crisis saying bruce is like a father to him#there's so many comics and i've barely scratched the surface#but i did read both the first golden age compilation book of batman and silver age world's finest compilation#and neither of them say anything like that#and no “his ward dick grayson” is how he's called constantly it's one of the stock phrases in the ever present narration#early comics fundamentally didn't understand they were a visual medium and are full of very tedious and unnecessary text panels#and to be fair each issue needed to function as an intro to someone who had never heard of batman and robin before so#“and his ward dick grayson”#every damn time#their relationship was adult man and his plucky kid sidekick he inexplicably hangs out with#which doesn't make sense and doesn't parallel to real life real social interaction#but neither does a man going in a batsuit to fight crime#and the out-of-universe explanation is because this comic was aimed at kids who were supposed to project onto dick grayson#and the kids want to be batman's kid-partner not his kid-son#it's not that complicated this trope still exists today#kid who should not be here but is because it's a kids' show/book/movie/etc#i stg i'm gonna become a brudick shipper out of spite at this point#and WHILE I'M COMPLAINING i am also going to be mad at the people who get all up-in-arms#about all the evil heroes doing child endangerment on their poor abused sidekicks#should there be kid heroes? no but cape comics would suck without them so stop complaining and enjoy yourselves#RL vigilantism is also always bad stop bringing real world standards into this they don't apply
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Neuvillette's body language in my mind ranges from curious feline, to Long Cryptid that lingers just outside the door when you're falling asleep
#��Honey............... stop hovering ominously and join me in bed.” — Wriothesley#I'm on my autism agenda. So he masks#when he's outside. at work. his movements are so uncannily precise that charlotte can probably film him daily and the footage would overlap#near perfectly.#I like seeing him as a sheer force of nature too. so like. Imagine his path to his office or to his seat in the courtroom#being literally worn in by centuries of him just walking that same path. Like rivers carving themselves out of mountains#but to be fair someone probably polish the floor regularly.#but when he goes home to his husband. or when he's alone. he becomes............ creatura. apyr#and he would hover just slightly off the ground to lift the pressure of his legs (they hurt. He only uses them to look human)#and he makes weird. deep sea noises. and wriothesley is like you hungry or somethin. dinner will be ready soon darlin be patient with me#also he gets quite clingy/physical. he likes hugs a lot because he craves the pressure on his body. it reminds him of being deep under wate#he needs to be squeezed and squished. it's calming. At home wriothesley would sometime just pancake on top of him and he's be like yes.#but outside. he'd just sometime drape an arm over Neuvillette's shoulder. hold his hand. give him a hearty pat every now and then#to recalibrate him.#sigewinne voice Monsieur Neuvillette I prescribe you some Hugs! You are Overstimulated! Your Grace! Squish him!#krill#ingital#otcoj
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if my boyfriend kills himself because of your cyberbullying online clique bullshit I'm killing myself too because this is absolutely insane and immature and unfair
#he hasn't done anything wrong and he gets treated like an outcast regardless#if you don't wanna deal with him for whatever reason at least stop stringing him along and just unfollow or block him#this is cruel#and I'm tired of going to bed every night with him crying in my arms just because people can't treat him right#why is he always the one left out? why is he always the secret friend everyone refuses to associate with in public?#it's not fair#not directed at anyone#just a general plea idk#idk what to do guys#I can't lose him#I really can't lose him#but this is driving him over the edge
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why does every article reporting on idf war crimes go "hamas, who started the war on october 7th with their brutal terrorist attack slaughtering innocent israeli civilians, has condemned the idf's use of-"? like, nearly verbatim every single time. we know about october 7th. we know by now. half the time, hamas isnt even relevant but they gotta find some way to sow doubt and numb any potential compassion responses. will you get fired if you show sympathy for murdered palestinian civilians without first adding a disclaimer saying its all their fault for being born in gaza? if you call "palestinians under 18" children? if you use the words "murdered" or "brutal" or "massacre" for acts that didnt occur on october 7th? if you call a spade a spade? why are israeli reports front page news without proper fact-checking but palestinian reporting is always "allegedly" even when theres video evidence? why does the idf not get the hamas treatment of reminding everyone that theyre biased before treating their words as law, like they havent been caught bold-faced lying again and again?
#soooooo fucking infuriating#'palestinians are allegedly starving but thats what hamas (who are savage terrorists in case you forgot) said as well so who knows?'#'idf soldiers are allegedly bragging about and showing pictures and videos of their war crimes on social media but#its not in english so we may never know what theyre saying. palestinian ''civilians'' are translating so whatever they say must be wrong'#'in other news. heres what ''doctors'' are referring to as a ''calendar'' but is written in arabic (terrorist language) so the idf must be#telling the truth when they say its proof they are all evil and must in some nebulous way suddenly stop living'#to be fair. the 'secret hamas names list disguised as calendar but REALLY about oct 7' shit was the target of skepticism quite early on#but it really does show how often the idf lies to justify obvious war crimes#maybe they should provide verified evidence or even just be given a bias disclaimer before printing their claims as fact???#every single fucking death toll is phrased as 'hamas-run ministry of health reports death toll of x' like?#yeah? thats their fucking government? what else do you expect?#you do understand that the healthcare portion of their government is probably more reputable#than what the phrasing of those headlines are obviously trying to imply?#i understand that bias is still possible there but its not armed combatants making shit up#its doctors who receive govt paychecks doing their best to identify the disfigured bodies not buried under rubble#youre not slick with that wording
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I did this trend as Errorink from my masked god au!!
I love girl Errorink I wish aroace lesbians were real
#They’re not even wearing their masks…#Also I went through 2 of my other girl AUs before settling on this one#It was my regular multiverse one and then my fairy one#NOT my faerie one that’s different#Sorry if that’s confusing#Fae as in fair folk and Fairy as in Tinkerbell#IT ISNT A TINKERBELL AU THOUGH#They’re the tiny fairies we all know and love but they’re also gross little bugs and I love them#They got antennaes n shit and some of them have four arms#Fun fact all of their sweat is sticky because they’re gross bugs but Error’s is actually pretty much honey#So she gets chased around a lot by Ink#Ink fucking loves honey so she’ll chase her around and give her lotsa kisses n lick her n stuff#I SHOULD STOP TALKING NOW#I’ll draw that AU eventually though!!
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Man I am just SO CONFUSED. About the time line of this game.
No one is telling me how long links been gone! Or how long the botw-totk timeskip was! They all just started selling my stuff again lol. I'm going to have to get everything redyed!
Me: hey random stranger! Lore dump? You look like a lore dumper.
Kindly npc: why hullo there, link ^^! My, I haven't seen you in a while since the calamity ended! I was so worried when they said you and the princess had gone missing! But it's good to see you're well.
Me: aw, thanks. How long has it actually been tho.
Kindly npc: ^u^
#Having a great time btw I've just been chased across a near sea of miasma by stal riders and more! 10/10 nearly died in a high speed chase#Made it out relatively unscathed which is truly amazing lmao#Spoilers ahead: I have had the funniest time doing the great plateau quest chain. Once I sucked it up and made nice with the creepy statue.#He's(?) been alright. Fair trader. Good deals. I've mostly been terrorising kohga in between absolutely failing to craft working vehicles X#His new boss fights are so much easier than the first one lol. Less fun I'll admit but the music is groovy. You can probably make a#Machine and try and dog fight him but with few exceptions the turning circles are decrepit so I just stuck to mild dodging and shooting him#And running over to hit him some more. Kinda bland for a boss fight I'll say. Could have done with a lot more pizazz. It's kohga come on.#Anyway I do feel kinda bad because apparently he's been stuck down there for however many months/years and I AM kinda cheating with the arm#After the first fight he fled to the gerudo mine and the steward very nicely showed me how to get there but never underestimate#My procrastination because I'd already found it by just exploring so I just teleported. In game it must have been terrifying lmao#Racing across an endless void filled only by the light of your rapidly running out of battery glider and the red glow of the gloom away fro#The apparently immortal ancient warrior who beat you up and tossed you down there and there's no sign of perusal so you're probably safe#But you get there and he's already sitting there poking some bananas having wiped out your goons and plundered your supplies.#Like sorry man but the arm comes with the hero territory I can't exactly take it off.#Maybe if you stopped terrorising the people purah would let you have one of her long distance teleportation slates. It comes with photos?#It can't have been long since botw link hasn't grown an inch XD. Also I've been turning the lore timeline over in my head and still no idea#Are we not sure Rauru isn't from some alternate timeline that got fused with the main loz timeline by accident??#loz#legend of zelda#totk#loz totk#tears of the kingdom#loz tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers
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something something the frequency with which peter parker angrily wishes death upon people in his inner thoughts, a la "diebullseyediebullseyediebullseyediebullseye" (asm#596)
(he's pretending to be venom with a suit made of unstable molecules)
"Kill Johnny Storm! Dispose of the body!! Collect insurance!!!" (ff#17) etc...
this of course is only two (mostly) humorous examples but there are definitely more lmao
#and not counting verbal death threats (''ask me nicely.'' ''it takes three seconds.'' ''KILL YOU'' etc)#to be fair that last one is when he is deprived of his intelligence in non-stop and therefore loses his self-control#because... i mean mental awareness is kind of a key factor to that very strict self control he holds so tightly at all times#but it isn't like a threat conjured from nowhere it's just a threat that means he is no longer holding back#nadia reads comics#and of course not including the times he has actually been responsible for someone's death or grievous bodily harm...#i'm pretty sure breaking someone's arm in half while they're swimming in a body of water counts as intent to kill tbqh#but there are more direct examples... wolverine's friend... asm annual no.5... that guy he strangled and then frightened to death...#my little me—no i can't call him that it's too wooby#my handsome manslaughterer#did tumblr remove... underlining...
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Yo that’s crazy your middle school wouldn’t let you have water bottles. We were allowed to but it could only be water and they had to be see through because they had too many students sneaking alcohol into the school and getting drunk
Also in high school apparently a girl to came with a vibrator inside her and her friend had the remote and would use it on her randomly during the day. The teachers and admin knew about it but couldn’t do anything because they couldn’t prove it without major violations and probably worse
My middle school was fucking crazy. I had a math teacher who told me and all my class that we would never amount to anything and we we're all going to be homeless living in cardboard boxes and nothing happened to her 🤗. Because she was retiring the next year or something. They talked to about every kid in my class and we all said Yes That Happened.
They were also extremely detention heavy. Along with write-ups. It was an ongoing joke amongst me and other students they had a certain number of those they had to give out daily. I'm not joking when I say one kid got a write-up for forgetting a pencil.
I've been out of that middle school for years now. I met up with some kids before I moved at the playground who went and they STILL told me it was bad. My mom worked at a corner store and she also had kids always telling her that that middle school was fucking HORRIBLE. So it wasn't just Me
Also. Oh my God?? This is like when I hear people talk about kids masturbating in class. How are you guys doing that??? I guess whatever gets you through the day...
I have less highschool stories because. Well. Softmore year through senior year was COVID but once one of the principles in my public hs misgendered my friend who was out to the entire school (teachers included) and when I corrected him he went "we'll deal with that later". It's a situation that if I could go back in time I would've fucking chewed him out more for that.
Also, once, me and my friend Freddy before our last period (a study hall) were in the bathroom for ~10 minutes. We got out and went to class. The next day we both got called into the office with the principal because the bathroom "smelled like vape" and we were in there the longest. He then searched both our bags.
My dad was PISSED about this. It was for a lot of reasons but one of them was the fact they searched us without a female present, and he was also pissed off they searched us at all without anyone else in the room.
I had less to say about it. Again if I COULD go back I'd probably have doubled down and said they couldn't search my bag and that if they're going to I want one of my parents there. So that my mom or dad could rip them a new one because I've never even fuckin' TOUCHED a vape.
Also I got suspended for 3 days for something. I don't remember what. My parents called the Highschool over a detention I got that was such a bullshit excuse and they went "um well either he does the detention or we suspend him" so. I got suspended. As though that's like some law that a kid HAS to do the detention and it isn't their choice.
My online highschool has no stories because I was so depressed in that and I don't think I really actually Learned Anything. My grades TANKED and I had an insanely low GPA. I genuinely think I only graduated because they didn't have a GPA requirement
#to be fair i was depressed in freshman year too and middle school and before then but thats not what this is about#Elias answers#you think they'd let kids have clear bottles but nope!#also worth noting in middle school we had 2 minutes to get to class. if you were late? you could get written up which could mean a detention#yiu weren't supposed to carry a bag around but i started gettinf real tired because i couldnt do the number lock on my locker and they were#like oh well dont carry everything stop at your locker -- WE LITERALLY DIDNT HAVE THE TIME TOO so i started carrying EVERYTHING in a mini sl#ing gym bag. and then everything else in my arms
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You understood the post re: what happened to middle eastern Jews around 1945 PERFECTLY and thank you thank you thank you for doing so. It feels like I've been going crazy. I'd like to add that when non-Jews come at us about Israel, It's also not immediately obvious that they don't know what happened to the other Jews in the region, or the long history of Dhimmi. We're used to being treated like we deserve to be killed for breathing, so it just looks like more of the same antisemitism - and when we try to explain it, we're told we're centering ourselves in someone else's tragedy. I do not have the words for saying what it feels like to see someone non-Jewish understand this. It gives me a kind of hope I hadn't anticipated seeing since I was little and believed in miracles, makes it feel like I can meaningfully work towards a solution without condemning my people to be horrifically killed, again, and told that it wasn't happening and if it was we deserved it. Thank you for giving me this hope.
This has really made my night and I am so happy that me trying to learn has made a difference for you in a world that's weirdly and horribly obsessed with opposing and ending your very existence.
I got here because some really REALLY patient Jewish people chose to sit me down and check where I was actually trying to come from, then helped me identify that my activism had been infiltrated by both bad faith actors and other history-ignorant people alike, and in my intention to help Palestinians without first being educated in the full history properly I was being dragged into the radicalisation rip without even realising it.
I am very sorry to anyone I made feel unsafe while spouting things I didn't understand and I'm really glad even this ultimately bare minimum act of trying to listen for once may have done something to hopefully start making up for that.
I'm going to keep trying to listen and learn because while what's happening to the Palestinians is also still fucked up and needs to end (and I want to listen to Palestinian voices on horrific things that are being done to them by their own military and the Israeli military I just need to figure out what's truth and what's Al Jazeera propaganda which those Jewish people I mentioned are currently helping me with), spreading incorrect history, denying that Jewish people are also indigenous, refusing to recognise our (non-Jewish Westerners') massive part in causing this conflict and continuing our oppression of Jewish people doesn't achieve that in any way and just adds more horrors into the world, both for Palestinians and Jewish people, a group who have never seen an end to their persecution and many of which have understandably given up hope in seeing.
You're not imagining it, you are being gaslit about your own history both by already-bigoted people who are doing it intentionally and slowly-radicalising people who don't know any better (but who really need to stop and check where their info is coming from; it's not like we don't know about propaganda on the left or that misinformation is rife and we have a responsibility to try to filter it out. There's no excuse to keep insisting on not looking when people ping us about issues in our activism and information), and you are entirely valid in feeling hurt, angry, endangered and betrayed by that.
We are out here and we genuinely want to help everyone. Unfortunately, our ignorance of history, politics and how to find reliable non-extremist news sources is being leveraged by shitty people who see an opportunity to take our anger at what's happening to one group to sicc us on the other, a time honoured fucked up but horribly effective tactic of bigots the world over.
We can be reached though. There is hope. And when we're reached we will try to reach others (I have an overdue conversation with a good friend coming up neither of us are looking forward to because I'm pretty sure she thinks I've been hijacked by the evil totally-all-the-same-beliefs Zionists who want us to turn a blind eye to war crimes against Palestinians so they can push them all out and take everything for Israel or whatever, when I literally just want her to learn the actual history/different types of Zionism/etc with me and stop applying settler-colonial theory to a place where the problems are actually very different in nature and require a different approach neither of us know how to do yet because we need to remove all the antisemitism bugs from our activism database on this first or it'll keep infecting the rest of our system until it takes over and whoops when did we become Nazis? Fuck. I know she wouldn't want that so I'm hoping to use the same approach that worked with me without her deciding she should just throw out our over ten-year-long friendship. Wish me luck. 😆 )
You are also valid in trying to make sure you're safe. Deradicalising people is always a risk and you are so valid in not being able to pick good-faith-but-ignorant people from the raging dickheads when we all share and spread the same stuff. We usually can't pick out the differences either; that's why we fall for it slowly without even realising it's happening.
One last thing.
You never deserve it. It did happen, it is happening, and you NEVER DESERVE IT.
Anyone saying otherwise has been radicalised and needs a serious wake-up-call kick up the arse. All the best intentions in the world of helping other people who are suffering and don't deserve it do not suddenly make it ok to attack Jewish people or say they deserve oppression, disenfranchisement and genocide. They do not and they never will. That is bigot talk. That is actual Nazi talk and it is never warranted or remotely justified.
(I, too, am ignorant of what Dhimmi is. Do you want to tell me about it? I'll look it up now too but I'm open if you feel safe to share. DMs are fine too if you prefer.)
#asks#asks open#antisemitism#historical revisionism#palestine#gaza#israel#this is all such a mess and i am desperately trying to help without getting pulled into the literal nazi camps#im sorry#im trying#two state solution sounds completely fair and reasonable to me#how that's actually going to be achieved or fairly enacted i have no idea#in the meantime the least we can do out here is not push more Jewish people into the arms of Netanyahu#they don't feel safe because we fucking suck#we are the driving force of this and if we want it to stop we also have to stop our own endless war on Jewish people
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regular and metallic watercolors, black acrylic paint pen outlines
i saw this post by @obsob a few days ago and was inspired to make this as a bday gift for my brother
i broke out my paints for the first time in a long time and spent a few hours working on this today. i wish the outlines were thinner and the stars more scattered, but i'm pretty happy with it overall. i haven't made something specifically for someone in quite a while, this felt really good
go make something to give to someone you love ♡
#i'm working very hard to not let myself hate it just because i'm the one who made it. it's not fair to me or the things i make.#i can make art. it doesn't have to be good to have value.#i learned a lot during the time i spent on this and i've though of a few things i would like to try differently if i was to make something#similar in the future (different ways of doing the stars and outlines; not doing darker 'fur' on the undersides of the arms; building up th#background differently to make it more galaxy/space-y; using glitter glue for 3d accents)#but for now i just need to put it away until tuesday night when i give it to j so i can stop being mean to myself#i'm proud of what i made. there's always room for improvement but i haven't done anything like this in a long long time and i am proud.#art#watercolor#painting#traditional art#paint#watercolor painting#cat#sun#space#stochastic crafts
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Thor, rambling while Loki reads: --and yes, we are brothers, but I would kiss you if you asked!
Loki, suddenly much less interested in his book: What?
Thor: What?
Amora: *'sneakily' watching with her head peeking over the librarian's desk* HE SAID HE WOULD KISS YOU IF YOU ASKED.
#been finding the option of competitive fair play and sportsmanship supportiveness so much better as an option for everyone#like sure Amora is dying to bang Thor and Sif is trying to be a good friend while also vying/hoping for his interest#and sure Loki is somehow winning the contest with little idea he's taking part#but that doesn't mean they all have to fight!!!!#Amora being like 'well if i can't have him then im voting for Loki' while Sif and Loki joke about Thor's 'obvious' crush on one of them#Loki: *pointedly @ Sif* and to NO ONES surprise Thor has made off for the night with a stunning fair maiden with dark hair and blue eyes#Sif: it's OBVIOUS he's like this for *you*#Loki: nah ur just mad that im right about this. and the fact that he'd rather never confess than begrudge your warrior bond or whatever#Sif: he likes guys too -there's no way to explain that away with me! YOU'RE a shapeshifter making it doable to his...salacious imaginings :#Loki: what if he has a type. maybe he likes us both? that would explain the time he--#Amora: if i wanted i could make clones too yknow -_-#Sif Loki Amora with sometimes Lorelei showing up and lowkey thinking it's a fun time to cheer the others on in gaining Thor's attentions#Fandral too one day he's red faced and all 'shame on my family line' but he's taken a seat at their table reluctantly and gone#''his arms. right?''#and there are just nods of solidarity around the table#idk#something of a wholesome Thor fanclub which Loki is attending because Sif is CONVINCED his type isn't her but is Loki#and Amora who thinks it would be wicked hilarious for the bros to get it on#Fandral: wait I thought Loki was just sitting here to stop people bothering your table. and because he's a loner#Loki: Fandral FINALLY. Fandral look me in the eyes. tell them Thor isn't in love with me#Fandral: you?! I'm hoping he's into blond T-T#Amora: *fist over her heart* respect T-T
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all the romancable DAO companions really just start falling for the warden if you're simply nice to them, huh
#i am trying really hard to keep them at arms length because I haven't decided between leliana and zevran#yet somehow I accidentally started a romance with alistair which I didn't even notice until he pulled out the rose#i am convinced it started because my warden told him she likes him for himself not his blood#which is a perfectly normal thing to say given that's a thing he seems insecure about and she genuinely likes him *but not as love interest#at least that's where I needed to reload to because I felt too bad to shoot him down lmao#also it would be mildly weird because in my mind that warden sees alistair more as a sibling she really wants to give a pep talk to#and square up with anyone that's rude to him#anyway#my point stands because I have to make an active effort with leliana to not lead her on#and to be fair I'm not trying that hard to stop with with zevran but also his approval is so easy to get up as well#morrigan might break that pattern#i wouldnt know because for some reason she's straight#and I made a female warden because my inky is a dude and I can't have everyone powerful be a dude yk as much as I love cas
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Wait hold on
Do we count not regenerating as suicide??? Bc if we do, that means that the master has killed themself out of spite 4 times, 5 if you count the Lumiat as canon (I do), and 2 of those were simm!master and 2 of those were missy, and 4 of them were motivated by the doctor
#erin talks#text#sdl / suicide warning#the last time I counted was when I listened to the lumiat and I was so horrified that I completely neglected to think about tlottl#yknow how we can't number the master bc he says delgado!master was his 12th regeneration#do you think any/all of those previous 11 deaths were suicides bc of the doctor leaving gallifrey?#I've got to stop thinking about this omg#for the record this isn't what I wanted to be annoying about my brain just gave me this offshoot 😭#I was describing my otps and typed 'but I'm being the bigger person :/' and then my brain was like#ah ah ah! roll the clip of the master dying in the doctor's arms out of spite#which to be fair is one of my favoritest things the master has ever done it was fun and sexy#so that means roberts!master and war!master were the only nuwho masters who didn't kill themselves... well we still have time I guess since#they're both in audio stories now . and war!master fob-watch'd himself but that was to save his ass after being supremely fucking stupid#(saying that affectionately)
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i said that and then i remembered per personal lore the in-universe assumption was that hel couldn't be found after loki's children were cast out because odin killed her. possibly strengthened by games of telephone with mortals furthering the belief that she dwelt within the mists as a euphemism for her no longer being alive. two sons bound, and the blood of the daughter on her uncle's hands.
it isn't until the baldr incident that the rumors are rectified and it's made clear that hel was not killed but simply locked away, alive and well, in another realm.
i'm sure debate rages endlessly about which decision would have been more cruel on odin's part: killing a child in cold blood to spare her having to face the world alone, or having forced that same child to an eternity in endless darkness and restraint.
#heltbt#child death //#ask to tag //#i mean. odin never passed sentence on hel as he did her brothers. one thrust into the sea and the other dragged out in chains.#he simply took hel into his arms and left without a word. that had to look terrible. that had to make people wondering what he did#that he could not speak his judgment upon her aloud. what if he did kill her?#no one heard of her for years not like with the wolf or the serpent. the girl simply ceased to exist.#her father and stepmother never stopped looking for her but im sure a fair few thought they were simply deluding themselves.
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