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i have so much hate in my heart for sexy hancock mods.
#like go ahead and install one im not your boss#but that is NOT hancock my beloved#“oh but I think he's sexier this way”#he's already the sexiest thing I can think of what the fuck are you TALKING about#stop sanding this man#leave the wrinkles#or if you won't... idk man that's not Hancock though#let the sexyman be kinda ugly I am begging you
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something something when your best friend, your wife, and your daughter take the killing shot that was meant for you
X-Men: First Class | X-Men: Apocalypse
#where is that person that said that when charles got shot in cuba erik probably thought he got him killed for a second#mine*#xmenedit#filmedit#x-men#gifset#cherik#erik lehnsherr#long post#while i think its RIDICULOUS the way they killed off nina and magda i also can't stop thinking how this has to be a scene out of a horror#movie for erik like??? he takes his eyes off them FOR A SECOND and next time he looks back they are both DEAD#also there's NO WAY he realized they were both killed at the same time. nina was covering magda when it happened so he probably thought#they killed nina and when he got there he realized magda was dead too. thats just ??? how do you even start to move on from that man#simon kinberg i'm in your walls#and his face when he realizes he shot charles??? that's just horrifying i'm so sorry#you are fighting with your best friend and you tell him you don't want to hurt him and five minutes later hes stumbling into the sand#because YOU shot him and YOU hurt him and then hes telling you that YOU did THIS#what if i killed myself what then
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[narrator voice] he was lying.
#only friends#only friends series#only friends the series#only friends ep9#ofts#raymew#firstkhao#sanray#sand x ray#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#LIAR#all men do is lie but I'm okay with it if the man is ray#my favorite broken boy 🥺#dont you think for a second i will ever stop defending him#EVER
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people forget that c!tommy literally was trying to save c!jack's life after he dropped him into the lava which is fucking frustrating not bc c!tommy doing a manslaughter suddenly makes him way more innocent- it’s fucked he did it even if he wasn’t Intending to kill c!jack, this isn’t doing an uwu baby defence thing. but it’s just way more interesting. bc like, c!tommy was so fucked up at that point he genuinely seemed to think causing serious bodily harm to someone wasn’t a big deal if he saved their life afterwards and even when c!Jack did die (which c!tommy did try and stop, like, you can watch his perspective he tries to throw c!Jack stuff to help him he’s just got shitty aim) he still sees it more as something to laugh off than something horrific and traumatic. and that’s a big part of why c!Jack despises c!tommy for it, right? bc not only did he hurt him he tried to act like they were still buddy buddy. and c!jack reasonably assumed that was, like, malicious. like c!tommy was Intentionally fucking with him. but in actuality c!tommy's idea of reality was so warped at that point he genuinely didn’t fully grasp how fucked up it is to hurt your friends for no reason bc that was the mindset he had to adapt to survive in exile. which isn’t to Excuse it at all, it’s an extremely fucked up thing he did no matter what, but the fact c!tommy Wasn’t trying to kill c!jack is kind of like. a big part of why it’s so fucked up. bc he was basically recreating his own abuse onto others while remaining completely oblivious to the fact (something he also does while working with c!techno, this is a Consistent thing he does and something not enough people talk about.)
#like. c!tommy is way more fucked up than just that man#He did a ton of really awful shit stop sanding it down bc that allows you to make him less complex#putting c!jack into a painful damaging situation bc he didn’t think it mattered if c!Jack survived it is way worse than just like. murder.#but acknowledging c!tommy did that really fucked up thing means acknowledging he’s a victim of severe abuse#and recreating that on others bc that is very common for especially young people unaware what they’re going through is abuse#dsmp#abuse tw
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Does this plot line from the Superman movie seem a little familiar? Does it remind you of anything? Zod only wanted to rebuild his homeland. Who can’t empathize with that? But Clark understood that it was wrong to try to rebuild one civilization at the total expense of another already existing country.
That was just a fictional story, a movie. No matter how badly you might feel for a race of people who were nearly all killed, in real life we understand that the mass displacement and colonization of another race of people is wrong, don’t we? Two wrongs don’t make a right, right? We dO understand that the good guys should be (or should have been) against anything like that, right??
Am I being too subtle here? 🇵🇸
#politics#superman#al nakba#palestine#israel#illegal settlements#man of steel#clark kent#we saw a similar plot line in the first thor movie#when loki wanted to genocide all the frost giants but thor stopped him#because thor understood that genocide was wrong#we saw this subplot in the star wars prequels when anakin genocided the sand people#but irl we keep failing easily recognizable tests#never again#never again is now#never again to anyone#israel is an apartheid state
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Going back to this thing briefly
When adapting this chapter into an episode Toei did not explain nor demonstrate to us what the fuck that spike was (instead they gave us Sables #378545), so we're no closer to finding out what kinda new moves Crocodile might have up his sleeve, whether that really was a Haki-infused sand spike or what
But when I was checking the melting point of sand out of curiosity (to figure out if Crocodile has a fighting chance against Akainu, which in theory he does because Akainu isn't hot enough to melt sand (in theory)), I was reminded of the fact that sand is mostly made of silica
Or, in other words, quartz. Sand is, on average, made of crystal. Of course, sand is also made of other things and other minerals (not just quartz), but if we wanted to assume Croc's DF is made of one element and one element alone, then let's just assume it's 100% silica, right
And now I can't help but to wonder now though
Could Crocodile have learned a new technique where he somehow compresses and hardens his sand so much it can turn into large, solid crystals? Or more specifically, sharp pointy stabby weapons to murder people with? 'Cause. How fucking cool would that be
Also considdering how much Crocodile likes his bling, being able to form crystals to murder people with would arguably be on-brand for him
#Moon posting#OP Meta#Sir Crocodile#OP Spoilers#HashtagGiveCrocodileGaudyBlingAttacks2024#Don't get me wrong I do want him to have Haki too#I just. If he could infuse his elemental attacks with Haki that would be broken as fucking hell and too fucking OP let's be real#'Cause it would mean all the other Logia users should be able to do the same and that's. Oh man that would be broken as hell#But if Crocodile did just learn a new fancy trick that's unique to his Logia then that would be cool as hell and exclusively power HIM up#(Also it would be in-character since Crocodile's supposed to keep on improving his abilities and not stagnate etc etc)#Only counter argument is that if he was able to form crystals (or glass) by compressing his sand enough like. What would be the benefit#Because sure he'd be able to form solid objects that way but solid objects can be broken and shattered#Where as the sand is just. Sand.#Like if he attacked with a crystal blade you could stop the attack because it's a solid object and/or break the blade#But if it's sand then it's not a solid mass the same way. You can't stop it or break it the same way#Although crystals could be more reliable in a wet environment or like. If it was really windy???????? IDK#There's potential for something cool here that's for sure. Oda please I just want to see Crocodile murder some people!! Release the husband
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Made another spindle. It's very small. Also very irregular and lumpy due to the wood (I wanted the raised brown lines to stay and erred on the side of caution in how much I cut away...but that did lead to a very irregular spindle).
It also wanted to crumble as I carved, so pretty much all the fine tuning I just did by sanding it, which helps to compress the fibers down as well as remove material without crumbling or splintering.
It really came to life when I oiled it. Probably will be best after a few good coats and some time. My woodburning kit seems to be totally gone, which is a bummer. So I'm not woodburning anymore.
Spins well. Obviously being so tiny and light it was always going to be a fine spinning spindle, but effortless thread from an unprepped piece of fleece is pretty indicative as well. I seem to find myself carving mostly thread spindles at the moment. They're always so small and light in the hand, they remind me of holding baby birds.
#hurt a lot and its the only physical task ive managed today in any capacity#and it exhausted me and im falling over frequently#just from walking the 20 steps to my lawn chair outside the gate and whittling a small spindle#my sister was suggesting activities we could do but they all require holding things really#can barely even hold my phone to type rn#i also cant stop wondering if each spindle is the last i will ever be able to carve because they are so difficult#and take a pretty heavy toll on me. really upsetting to think about because i love whittling#and in an ideal world i would spend a significant amount of time in pursuit of making spindles#but i can't and each one is more difficult and painful#this one i was wondering at what point it becomes unsafe because i lose precision with the knife#when the pain is so bad im dissociating#which i was#switched to sanding instead then#idk man. could i have a shred of certainty about my body ? is that so much to ask for ?#things change and get worse so rapidly i never even have time to adjust to my new norm#there is no norm just rapid decline#i wouldnt have pushed thru the hell that was my teens and childhood if i knew this was what was next#oh well. here i am. whittling spindles thru the blinding pain anyway#what else can you fucking do#spindle making#whittling#supported spindle#vent in tags
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Fellow writers who come up with wild and/or complicated as hell worldbuilding! Share some of your highlights!
I'll go first:
Two major systems of currency that dramatically increase and decrease in value across the continent in direct conjunction with which particular major country is closer;
Magical person-eating eels who have their own entire society underneath a particular city that never becomes relevant because they think everyone else is frustrating and terrible, who have exactly one (1) ambassador to interface with the outside world but who decided that everyone else was (still) frustrating and terrible and now works as an assassin for hire instead of doing that and just sends the occasional trade good back home with their stipend;
Pseudo-electricity that works by summoning spirits from outside of the world to come hang out in your batteries
#i was gonna mention the crawlers vs the sand-rattlers but i figure that's a little long#'there are two kinds of giant man-eating centipedes in this one desert but one type is just regular guys who only eat you if you start it'#'and the others are like cursed with hunger from another world and a hole in their stomach that leaves the dimension entirely and they will#eat literally anything alive and never stop until they die and they're close enough in general appearance that people from outside the EB#region tend to sort of conflate them so as a result the sand-rattlers tend to take a VERY dim view of outsiders and will attack first if#they get a bad vibe which doesn't really help their reputation but they're chill enough and will happily hang out if you're cool and make i#clear you don't want a fight'#anyway i love wild and wacky worldbuiding. everyone hop on#writeblr#writeblr game
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I wonder if Flowey ever just... let Clover stay dead for longer than a few seconds after they died in a fight just to see what happens. I mean, he basically is the master of their fate and would probably get bored of seeing them repeat the same three routes over and over and over again. I feel like in between trying to push Clover to fight Asgore, he'd probably find the time to entertain himself watching other characters react to Clover's death to mix things up a bit.
#undertale yellow#he'd be busting out popcorn and treating everyone's psychological breakdown as a dark comedy#oh? starlo succeeded in killing Clover and now that he can see the blood spilling into the sand and suddenly everything isn't some#dumb cowboy roleplay where everyone plays at justice and starlo really for real murdered a child? lmaooooooo#let's watch this grown man break down crying as his best friend has to cope with the fact that he's a child murderer.#or axis kills clover in a pacifist route and Ceroba has to cope with the fact that because she told them to not fight back#they couldn't defend themself properly and now another kid died because of Chujin's creation AND she can't use their soul#for her husband's legacy.#or how about dalv killing clover and he realizes that it wasn't a hallucination. he just fought another human.#or martlet's fight where she wasn't seriously trying to apprehend them but they died anyways and she realizes that#a part of her job entails killing kids.#or the Feisty 4 fight where starlo leaves for 5 minutes and comes back to all his friends having murdered a child#why stop at pacifist/neutral though?#Martlet was reluctant to fight clover the first time in a no mercy run. yeah she stopped a dangerous killer but they could've turned#things around and tried to be better but now they never get the chance to do that.#or Ceroba beats Clover and realizes that she has absolutely nothing left for her. her husband is dead. her daughter is in limbo.#her best friend died in front of her. there is nothing left for her now.#..... actually. flowey. pass me the popcorn too. i wanna sit down and see where things go as well.#i know flowey wouldn't give a damn about all the emotional aspects but I'd more than happily eat that angst up!
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how many times is Teo going to stubbornly refuse to listen to Aurelio’s advice, who has trained and done this stuff for years, and then immediately hurt himself exactly as predicted because it’s getting a little ridiculous
#the sunbearer trials#tsbt#Teo. every other time he’s been right stop holding out for a time he’ll suddenly not know what he’s talking about#you just look like an idiot#‘it’s just lifting things I know how to do that’ ‘it’s just a bag of sand you punch I think I’ve got this’#teo tu idiota#when will you learn your lesson old man!
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Every single character in the First Law except Bayaz is like wow my life sucks and i wish i could be literally anywhere else than where i am if only life werent horrible and god did not hate me and just blatantly refuse to acknowledge that theyre terrible people who make terrible decisions
#i say except bayaz not because he’s not terrible but because he isnt constantly wishing to be somewhere else#luthar: why oh why did i end up king if only i had made literally one good decision in my entire life#logen: i want to be a better man but i just cant seem to stop killing people if only i had made one smart decision just once#first law#joe abercrombie#and for some fucked up reason i love all of them#sand dan glokta you have my lil heart i swear
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Tatooine heatwaves are only good for one thing and that's seeing Marshal Vanth is shorts that are barely long enough to cover his ass
#star wars#cobb vanth#all im saying is heatwaves there would get unbearable and people end up in very minimal clothing and covered in sand#Din is gone but Boba stops by#and what he sees is Cobb Vanth the man who previously wore his armour bent over a speeder bike fixing something with his ass in the air#Boba isn't the only one eyeing him up no there was a reason Marshal Vanth was asked to help fix that speeder#Fennec takes pictures and sends them to Din#boba fett#fennec shand#din djarin#cobbdin#bobacobb
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giftober day twenty nine - doors
#changeman#sentai#giftober2024#i love hayate actually#he's hot headed and reckless but only because he thinks it makes him look cool to girls#and then he kinda gets it beaten out of him. he learns how dangerous and not smart (or cool) it is to go running off alone#and he starts becoming more level headed and cautious#BUT THEN HERE#he's worked up and he's scared and he's trying to ride that wave of reckless confidence but he HESITATES#he KNOWS he's making a bad call but he cant stop because his stupid ass is the reason a kid is in trouble and he NEEDS to save them#AND HE GETS HIS ASS BEAT FOR IT.#he tries so hard to be this suave confident cool dude ladies man but at every turn the show throws sand in his face for it#absolute wet cat of a man
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My message to ray in this episode
#only friends#only friends the series#sandray#mewtop#bostonnick#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#neo trai#mark pakin#ray bro i love you but make a choice man#cause wtf???#poor sand lmao bro ruined everyone's chances#including his own#i hate everyone and i love everyone#ray should realize he's mew's rebound#and mew should realize he's being unfair and stop#nick should go to meditate to forget boston#and ton should just go seek therapy for his narcissism#lmao poor poor top should go date another nerd to heal from mew#only friends ep 8#this is fun u guys
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these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////
anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice
didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw
#ffxivposting#i knew it was coming bc i tried to use the google search bar as a spellcheck for his name (LOL) like a DUMBASS because in the suggestions..#i was like no!! no!! but he's so funny!!!!!! and the second he showed up in game again i started taking screenshots of me n the bestieee#it wouldnt be accurate to say that i am Emotional about this but i am like aw man...but he was so funny...insert montage of All The Memorie#was crazy seeing her looking so distressed in a cutscene. girl me too! he was so funny </3#the loud ass screenshot sound effects throughout the cutscene were funny though.this is who i am#altogether i have like 150+ screenshots of this game thus far.serious shit#IN OTHER NEWS:#- i cant stop laughing at finding out that a.lphinaud is in fact 16 years old. like i was guessing he was 17 or so but man it checks out#so hard. smart fella or not of course the sixteen year old boy naively founded a private army. it checks out so hard. hes cute :)#- since the tail end of arr patch quests ive been checking npc dialogue of relevant characters and thats a bit of a goldmine sometimes#- the first time aymeric(?) (not double checking via google ive learned my lesson) showed up i joked that he was going to be an akc type#and well no. he's really not. but i did cackle when it was revealed that he was a bastard child. clocked him on accident#- addicted to dalamud red dye. was funny when estinien started rocking his blood red armor like omg now we're Extra twinsies!#funny to me when they acknowledge the whole drg class stuff. like ah yes the Other azure drg. sorry estinien this feels like stolen valor#this is just what happens when u play f.fiv multiple times when u are r like 6. and also just think lances are sexy.#- can't wait to find out where tf the rest of the scions went. hi guys. you wont Believe what happened while you were AFK!#that's right! dragons! and then theyre like I Haven't Seen The Light Of The Sun For An Ambiguous Amount Of Time...cowabummer!#i keep joking abt needing to do a wellness check on urianger but honestly hes fine hes living it up in the sand. hes doing fine#- anyway can someone do a wellness check on ysayle(?).#- i've unlocked flight in a couple zones! thankkk god. some of these places are ROUGH to navigate without it sometimes.#- my keybinds are rough. also i have a gauge now. havent gotten to use it bc of level sync but anyway this feels like school#dont worry chat i only do duties with other real players when i Literally Have To Because They Make Me#- anyway. very ? about what theyre going to do with the rest of this story. intrigued. and quite sleepy i must say.
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I think one of the best things about writing Vash the Stampede is I can just do whatever the fuck I want. There are very few limits to his physical capability. He's got superhuman strength, weird as fuck flexibility, impossibly precise dexterity, and the Devil's Own Luck
Add in the incredibly variable & minimally defined plant powers and there is just... so fucking much I can do
Many times now I've ended up being like "would this even work??" Or "how would I explain this happening??" & it's just like. Fuck It. "Because Plants"
Because Plants is my favorite excuse. I enjoy this creative sandbox very much.
#speculation nation#trigun#itnl shit#<- relevant bc that's where this is most applied. happens in Sentido too but not as much#ive pulled some bonkers shit in itnl so far and we havent even gotten to the Truly bonkers shit yet#like him just casually jumping from the 3rd floor like it's nothing. several times.#him with his insane balance holding a struggling kid still as he balances a cup of water on his knee#climbing 100 feet up a giant structure with minimal handholds IN THE DARK???#getting blasted with a Lethal amount of electricity & walking off 4th degree burns like 'Meh. it hurts i guess. no big deal tho'#AND the fucking. fly test around the 500 ft tall butte where hes just fucking jumping and soaring#& then clips his wing 50 ft in the air so he goes for a Tumble (50 ft in the air) and he grinds thru the sand for like hundreds of feet#bc he was flying FAST. creating a fucking gouge in the land from his tumble. giant cloud of sand kicked up in the air.#he comes to a stop on his back. his wings fucking Hurt. but him himself? oh he is Just Fine.#CRAZY! BONKERS I TELL YOU! and it's perfectly within the bounds of canon!!!!!!#i love playing in this sandbox soooo fucking much i swear lmao#vash is also so goofy and lovable and makes scenes so entertaining to write#until it comes time to Hurt Him and then that's fun to write too heheh#idk man like i love his personality Of Course. but the creative liberties this universe has allowed me to take is SOOO fun#im over here pulling stunt after stunt and i have plans for even more#OH GOD THIS ISNT EVEN MENTIONING THE ANGEL CENTIPEDE THING!!!!!!!!!! hfsjhfkshfjdbdjshdj#oh vash the stampede my beloved. how i enjoy writing you so...
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