#stop sanding this man
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i have so much hate in my heart for sexy hancock mods.
#like go ahead and install one im not your boss#but that is NOT hancock my beloved#“oh but I think he's sexier this way”#he's already the sexiest thing I can think of what the fuck are you TALKING about#stop sanding this man#leave the wrinkles#or if you won't... idk man that's not Hancock though#let the sexyman be kinda ugly I am begging you
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I wonder if Flowey ever just... let Clover stay dead for longer than a few seconds after they died in a fight just to see what happens. I mean, he basically is the master of their fate and would probably get bored of seeing them repeat the same three routes over and over and over again. I feel like in between trying to push Clover to fight Asgore, he'd probably find the time to entertain himself watching other characters react to Clover's death to mix things up a bit.
#undertale yellow#he'd be busting out popcorn and treating everyone's psychological breakdown as a dark comedy#oh? starlo succeeded in killing Clover and now that he can see the blood spilling into the sand and suddenly everything isn't some#dumb cowboy roleplay where everyone plays at justice and starlo really for real murdered a child? lmaooooooo#let's watch this grown man break down crying as his best friend has to cope with the fact that he's a child murderer.#or axis kills clover in a pacifist route and Ceroba has to cope with the fact that because she told them to not fight back#they couldn't defend themself properly and now another kid died because of Chujin's creation AND she can't use their soul#for her husband's legacy.#or how about dalv killing clover and he realizes that it wasn't a hallucination. he just fought another human.#or martlet's fight where she wasn't seriously trying to apprehend them but they died anyways and she realizes that#a part of her job entails killing kids.#or the Feisty 4 fight where starlo leaves for 5 minutes and comes back to all his friends having murdered a child#why stop at pacifist/neutral though?#Martlet was reluctant to fight clover the first time in a no mercy run. yeah she stopped a dangerous killer but they could've turned#things around and tried to be better but now they never get the chance to do that.#or Ceroba beats Clover and realizes that she has absolutely nothing left for her. her husband is dead. her daughter is in limbo.#her best friend died in front of her. there is nothing left for her now.#..... actually. flowey. pass me the popcorn too. i wanna sit down and see where things go as well.#i know flowey wouldn't give a damn about all the emotional aspects but I'd more than happily eat that angst up!#uty analysis#char: starlo#char: martlet#char: clover#char: flowey#char: ceroba ketsukane#char: dalv
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people forget that c!tommy literally was trying to save c!jack's life after he dropped him into the lava which is fucking frustrating not bc c!tommy doing a manslaughter suddenly makes him way more innocent- it’s fucked he did it even if he wasn’t Intending to kill c!jack, this isn’t doing an uwu baby defence thing. but it’s just way more interesting. bc like, c!tommy was so fucked up at that point he genuinely seemed to think causing serious bodily harm to someone wasn’t a big deal if he saved their life afterwards and even when c!Jack did die (which c!tommy did try and stop, like, you can watch his perspective he tries to throw c!Jack stuff to help him he’s just got shitty aim) he still sees it more as something to laugh off than something horrific and traumatic. and that’s a big part of why c!Jack despises c!tommy for it, right? bc not only did he hurt him he tried to act like they were still buddy buddy. and c!jack reasonably assumed that was, like, malicious. like c!tommy was Intentionally fucking with him. but in actuality c!tommy's idea of reality was so warped at that point he genuinely didn’t fully grasp how fucked up it is to hurt your friends for no reason bc that was the mindset he had to adapt to survive in exile. which isn’t to Excuse it at all, it’s an extremely fucked up thing he did no matter what, but the fact c!tommy Wasn’t trying to kill c!jack is kind of like. a big part of why it’s so fucked up. bc he was basically recreating his own abuse onto others while remaining completely oblivious to the fact (something he also does while working with c!techno, this is a Consistent thing he does and something not enough people talk about.)
#like. c!tommy is way more fucked up than just that man#He did a ton of really awful shit stop sanding it down bc that allows you to make him less complex#putting c!jack into a painful damaging situation bc he didn’t think it mattered if c!Jack survived it is way worse than just like. murder.#but acknowledging c!tommy did that really fucked up thing means acknowledging he’s a victim of severe abuse#and recreating that on others bc that is very common for especially young people unaware what they’re going through is abuse#dsmp#abuse tw
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husband? husband???
#HUSBAND#this scene is a veritable gold mine of screencap opportunities#i got several more and will be posting those because i am physically unable to stop#HE’S SO#he’s everything i could ever dream of#absolutely love the closer shots of him#one of my favorite fights in gladiator and i love how you really begin to see maximus finding himself again#he’s been fighting with pure anger and bitterness up until now#but now he’s revealed himself and he’s becoming maximus again#he’s very purposeful in this fight#he loses his footing and gets caught off guard by the tigers#but he’s so intentional with how he fights tigris and entertains the crowd#never flashy but at this point he’s aware of the crowd and playing to that#but let’s not get distracted from the main point which is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT#i wish i was a sword getting gripped in those iron strong hands#i wish i was a grain of sand on his skin#can’t explain how much i need to leave marks down his back and neck and arms and everything else#i need to just COVER him with love and affection#i wish i had him in my arms right this second#just want to cover him with kisses and caresses and snuggles#he doesn’t need to be fighting in an arena#he needs to be hugged#precious love of my life so dear to my heart#one day i will find a way to truly express my love for him#until then: look at the sexy man#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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Does this plot line from the Superman movie seem a little familiar? Does it remind you of anything? Zod only wanted to rebuild his homeland. Who can’t empathize with that? But Clark understood that it was wrong to try to rebuild one civilization at the total expense of another already existing country.
That was just a fictional story, a movie. No matter how badly you might feel for a race of people who were nearly all killed, in real life we understand that the mass displacement and colonization of another race of people is wrong, don’t we? Two wrongs don’t make a right, right? We dO understand that the good guys should be (or should have been) against anything like that, right??
Am I being too subtle here? 🇵🇸
#politics#superman#al nakba#palestine#israel#illegal settlements#man of steel#clark kent#we saw a similar plot line in the first thor movie#when loki wanted to genocide all the frost giants but thor stopped him#because thor understood that genocide was wrong#we saw this subplot in the star wars prequels when anakin genocided the sand people#but irl we keep failing easily recognizable tests#never again#never again is now#never again to anyone#israel is an apartheid state
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Fellow writers who come up with wild and/or complicated as hell worldbuilding! Share some of your highlights!
I'll go first:
Two major systems of currency that dramatically increase and decrease in value across the continent in direct conjunction with which particular major country is closer;
Magical person-eating eels who have their own entire society underneath a particular city that never becomes relevant because they think everyone else is frustrating and terrible, who have exactly one (1) ambassador to interface with the outside world but who decided that everyone else was (still) frustrating and terrible and now works as an assassin for hire instead of doing that and just sends the occasional trade good back home with their stipend;
Pseudo-electricity that works by summoning spirits from outside of the world to come hang out in your batteries
#i was gonna mention the crawlers vs the sand-rattlers but i figure that's a little long#'there are two kinds of giant man-eating centipedes in this one desert but one type is just regular guys who only eat you if you start it'#'and the others are like cursed with hunger from another world and a hole in their stomach that leaves the dimension entirely and they will#eat literally anything alive and never stop until they die and they're close enough in general appearance that people from outside the EB#region tend to sort of conflate them so as a result the sand-rattlers tend to take a VERY dim view of outsiders and will attack first if#they get a bad vibe which doesn't really help their reputation but they're chill enough and will happily hang out if you're cool and make i#clear you don't want a fight'#anyway i love wild and wacky worldbuiding. everyone hop on#writeblr#writeblr game
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how many times is Teo going to stubbornly refuse to listen to Aurelio’s advice, who has trained and done this stuff for years, and then immediately hurt himself exactly as predicted because it’s getting a little ridiculous
#the sunbearer trials#tsbt#Teo. every other time he’s been right stop holding out for a time he’ll suddenly not know what he’s talking about#you just look like an idiot#‘it’s just lifting things I know how to do that’ ‘it’s just a bag of sand you punch I think I’ve got this’#teo tu idiota#when will you learn your lesson old man!
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Every single character in the First Law except Bayaz is like wow my life sucks and i wish i could be literally anywhere else than where i am if only life werent horrible and god did not hate me and just blatantly refuse to acknowledge that theyre terrible people who make terrible decisions
#i say except bayaz not because he’s not terrible but because he isnt constantly wishing to be somewhere else#luthar: why oh why did i end up king if only i had made literally one good decision in my entire life#logen: i want to be a better man but i just cant seem to stop killing people if only i had made one smart decision just once#first law#joe abercrombie#and for some fucked up reason i love all of them#sand dan glokta you have my lil heart i swear
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Tatooine heatwaves are only good for one thing and that's seeing Marshal Vanth is shorts that are barely long enough to cover his ass
#star wars#cobb vanth#all im saying is heatwaves there would get unbearable and people end up in very minimal clothing and covered in sand#Din is gone but Boba stops by#and what he sees is Cobb Vanth the man who previously wore his armour bent over a speeder bike fixing something with his ass in the air#Boba isn't the only one eyeing him up no there was a reason Marshal Vanth was asked to help fix that speeder#Fennec takes pictures and sends them to Din#boba fett#fennec shand#din djarin#cobbdin#bobacobb
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giftober day twenty nine - doors
#changeman#sentai#giftober2024#i love hayate actually#he's hot headed and reckless but only because he thinks it makes him look cool to girls#and then he kinda gets it beaten out of him. he learns how dangerous and not smart (or cool) it is to go running off alone#and he starts becoming more level headed and cautious#BUT THEN HERE#he's worked up and he's scared and he's trying to ride that wave of reckless confidence but he HESITATES#he KNOWS he's making a bad call but he cant stop because his stupid ass is the reason a kid is in trouble and he NEEDS to save them#AND HE GETS HIS ASS BEAT FOR IT.#he tries so hard to be this suave confident cool dude ladies man but at every turn the show throws sand in his face for it#absolute wet cat of a man
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good parent silco being a tag on AO3 is like, unbearably funny to me. great indicator of a fic being ooc too ngl. silco is a lot of things but a good parents is not one of them. and guess what. that's fine
#fellas is it good parenting to fold ur daughter into ur quest for power and revenge and encourage the worst instincts she had#to continue the cycle of violence by encouraging her to kill her past self bc it was what u had to do ?#like dgmw im not making a moral judgement i love silco as a character#but he is nottttt a good parent#if jinx wasnt What She Was when he found her. she would be dead#stop sanding off his edges hes a cruel man who has a weak spot in jinx that is INTERESTING dont make him a good father!
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My message to ray in this episode

#only friends#only friends the series#sandray#mewtop#bostonnick#khaotung thanawat#first kanaphan#force jiratchapong#book kasidet#neo trai#mark pakin#ray bro i love you but make a choice man#cause wtf???#poor sand lmao bro ruined everyone's chances#including his own#i hate everyone and i love everyone#ray should realize he's mew's rebound#and mew should realize he's being unfair and stop#nick should go to meditate to forget boston#and ton should just go seek therapy for his narcissism#lmao poor poor top should go date another nerd to heal from mew#only friends ep 8#this is fun u guys
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these things are always happening to the ones i like :////////
anyways the lighting in this dungeon is so nice
didn't get any good pics bc i was too busy dungeoning but so pretty...best dungeon music so far goes to snowcloak though btw
#ffxivposting#i knew it was coming bc i tried to use the google search bar as a spellcheck for his name (LOL) like a DUMBASS because in the suggestions..#i was like no!! no!! but he's so funny!!!!!! and the second he showed up in game again i started taking screenshots of me n the bestieee#it wouldnt be accurate to say that i am Emotional about this but i am like aw man...but he was so funny...insert montage of All The Memorie#was crazy seeing her looking so distressed in a cutscene. girl me too! he was so funny </3#the loud ass screenshot sound effects throughout the cutscene were funny though.this is who i am#altogether i have like 150+ screenshots of this game thus far.serious shit#IN OTHER NEWS:#- i cant stop laughing at finding out that a.lphinaud is in fact 16 years old. like i was guessing he was 17 or so but man it checks out#so hard. smart fella or not of course the sixteen year old boy naively founded a private army. it checks out so hard. hes cute :)#- since the tail end of arr patch quests ive been checking npc dialogue of relevant characters and thats a bit of a goldmine sometimes#- the first time aymeric(?) (not double checking via google ive learned my lesson) showed up i joked that he was going to be an akc type#and well no. he's really not. but i did cackle when it was revealed that he was a bastard child. clocked him on accident#- addicted to dalamud red dye. was funny when estinien started rocking his blood red armor like omg now we're Extra twinsies!#funny to me when they acknowledge the whole drg class stuff. like ah yes the Other azure drg. sorry estinien this feels like stolen valor#this is just what happens when u play f.fiv multiple times when u are r like 6. and also just think lances are sexy.#- can't wait to find out where tf the rest of the scions went. hi guys. you wont Believe what happened while you were AFK!#that's right! dragons! and then theyre like I Haven't Seen The Light Of The Sun For An Ambiguous Amount Of Time...cowabummer!#i keep joking abt needing to do a wellness check on urianger but honestly hes fine hes living it up in the sand. hes doing fine#- anyway can someone do a wellness check on ysayle(?).#- i've unlocked flight in a couple zones! thankkk god. some of these places are ROUGH to navigate without it sometimes.#- my keybinds are rough. also i have a gauge now. havent gotten to use it bc of level sync but anyway this feels like school#dont worry chat i only do duties with other real players when i Literally Have To Because They Make Me#- anyway. very ? about what theyre going to do with the rest of this story. intrigued. and quite sleepy i must say.
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#as usual I have a terrible case of back from the beach blues#I miss the ocean and the sand and the seagulls and I wanna go back T_T#home and work are both shitshows and all I wanna do is lounge in the sun and swim in the sea#I miss the salty air#i keep trying to tell myself not to be bummed cause I have a few shorter trips planned#going back to Cape May next month either for a day trip or overnight the one weekend with my sister in law#and I might be going back to Ocean City for a long weekend in September for local’s summer#and me and my husband are planning on taking a day trip and exploring a few of Delaware’s beaches along the bay#that one’s a little more up in the air but likely September or October#and then we’re doing Kitt’s Hummock and Woodland Beach for sure#might do Deemer’s Beach cause it’s literally 3 mins away from the one shop we’re stopping at#but I’ve heard that’s not a great beach so we’ll see#might possible also do Bennett’s Pier Beach and Slaughter Beach and stop at the DuPont Nature Center#so three trips- one being a day trip the other being either a day trip or overnight and a possible third trip that’s a few days long#I’m excited for the Delaware one cause I’ve only ever been to Fenwick Island and Slaughter Beach#and like yeah they’re beaches on the Delaware Bay so it’s brackish and muddy but I don’t care#I’m just excited to explore some beaches I’ve never been to#but man the main big vacation is over and I have to wait a whole year and that’s what’s got me down I guess#little vexing about the distance#love that my fav place is only 3.5 hours away#but it’s just far enough to be a bit much for a day trip which is a bummer#we’ve done day trips in the past and they’re very fun but also very tiring#so I tend to only get to Ocean City MD once or twice a year#which bummer cause it’s my favorite beach#the beaches that are only like an hour and 20 mins aren’t that great Jersey-wise#so hopefully the Delaware adventure turns up a few that I end up liking a lot#I need to live closer to the ocean#I’m trying but man is shit expensive anymore ._.#one day soon I hope…
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crazy seeing so many people on the internet saying queer & trans ppl abuse children yet every time I interact w/ the general public including at work I see straight men & women yelling at and hitting their kids over benign mistakes or for “not listening”
#some jerk ruined my beach date so I yelled at him lol told him to be kinder to his kid n got called a queer. ok and ? 🤨#I’m a queer but ur a grown man screaming at a little girl and hitting her in front of everyone for playing with sand….#I love humiliating men 👍#men stop having daughters. you don’t deserve them#.txt
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I’m absolutely not the person to do it but I feel like there could be such a good steddie Drabble or fic based on spooky by dusty Springfield
The first verse based on how Steve sees Eddie, trying to use his old tactics of playing hard to get when Eddie asks him round to watch the movie he rents from family video. Thinking that if he plays his cards right he might finally get Eddie’s attention. Unsure of how to go about it any other way but absolutely knows with certainty that nobody else is going to compare to the strange and endearing guy who’s had Steve’s attention for far longer than either of them realise.
(But the thing is Dustin told Eddie all of the flirting advice Steve tried to pass on. So when Steve changes his initial ‘no’ to an ‘alright’ with a smirk eddie thinks and hopes and prays he might be in with a chance)
The second verse is Eddie watching steve at work and day to day. Completely unsure of how to take the ex-mr popular, convinced that he’s flirting with everybody that comes into his vicinity and it’s either through mercy or for his sins that Eddie is catching the strays. In two minds about what dustin said, is this part of Steve’s game or is it real? But this time when Eddie gets lost in those spiralling thoughts, Steve grabs his hand and smiles at him. Eddie’s flurry of doubt stops and all he sees is the contradiction of Steve with his neck scar and polo shirts.
Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little boy like you 🎶
#third verse is them FINALYL getting their heads out of the sand and DOING something#both of them pining stupid hours over each other#.Robin is SICK of it#she needs Steve to be back at capacity to help her plan her Halloween costume so Vickie will be swept away by the intensity of his feelings#she’d be happy for Steve if he just stopped stalling and went for it#there’s only room#for ONE hopelessly in love platonic soulmate at a time and steves had long enough#corroded coffin are at a loss. Gareth has his head in his drum kit and asks Jeff to slam it as soon as Eddie starts on his Steve rant#Jeff obliges because he’s a kind soul and is actually using Eddie’s rants as ammo for the eventual best man speach he knows he’ll have to#give at the munson harrington wedding because Jeff believes in love okay!!#Gareth is a rage filled rat boy (affectionate) and Jeff is the kind chinchilla#freak (Ian to ME) just keeps going on with the practice because he actually wants to get better he’s a capybara#yes thank you for seeing cc are rodent based#Eddie is unfortunately a pangolin#listen I don’t claim to be a writer don’t judge me#there’s better people to read I’m just throwing riffing ideas out there#I’m offering free samples#I’m giving out spare change#take it and leave me#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie#steve harrington#it’s a VERY fun song to Steddie-fry#*….steddiefy#and yes wayne wishes eddie would stop playing it. Wayne loves dusty and Eddie is making him#reconsider his love#poor wayne
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