#stop asking questions

[redthemarten]

please just drink it

[knbposting]

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Yoinked some of this gorgeous roving and now I have to wait for it to show up

Not even sure how I want to spin it yet, or what to do with it once spun but that's not important

[wh-t-ver]

Destiel fans: Whatever you do, don't sit in your bed after the longest and possibly worst day of your life so far and then listen to the sad Destiel playlist you made just so you could cry about them. Trust me, it ends with you sitting on the floor, knees to your chest, hands covering your eyes as you try to not cry, your family is calling you but you ignore them, knowing they're calling you because they're worried, but not caring because you just watched the love of your life disappear right in front of you and you never got to tell him how you loved him like it was going to kill you one day.

[nomsfaultau]

Finally I get to reveal the project I've been cooking up for the Voices for the Blade charity event! Featuring Monster Philza, injured Hunter Techno, and a classic enemies to rivals to found family path!

@tiagems thank you so much for the wonderful prompt! I adored it so much!

[averagebioweaponslover]

Hello? A different medic? If I ask for laxatives, you aren’t going to knock me out and vacuum my intestines are you?

Oh no of course not!! There are so many steps I would take before I even thought about opening you up, I would try laxities, hydration, fiber, if it gets to bad that’s when we might need to get more invasive. But even then there are a few other procedures I could try before I need to use a scalpel.

Besides I’m a pathology specialist and field surgeon not a gut health doctor.- it would be better if you went to a specialist for that kind of surgery.

WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR DO YOU TAKE ME FOR. I AM NORMAL AND SANE!!! I am not WEIRD.

You aren’t a cop are you?

[doreensladle]

I know Neverafter isn’t the most popular season but I am, in fact, on my 4th watch of it rn

[cowardishh]

new descendants movie was bad :[

[six-demon-bag]

i should probably proofread this fic knowing how easy it is to lose body parts in a threesome but….mehhh

[lnaliazmcithilien]

The mustard is in the fridge because the more things in the fridge, the less power it takes to keep the inside of the fridge cold

[the-villian-7th]

he died

[anna-scribbles]

i need to know everything about them immediately

[accultant]

"I'm fine," they answer quickly, unconvincingly. He stepped closer and they pressed themselves against the tree, holding their arm tightly to try to stop the bleeding, hands twitching still. Restoration magic is the one thing they're unable to master, to their lifelong dismay. They'll be fine as long as they catch their breath, surely, and wrap this up back at camp. Trying to brush off their obvious overreaction, they hiss, "Wipe your mouth, you feed like a toddler."

"Do you feel better now? Are we done here?" He certainly looked happy, at least before something like concern flashed across his face. They hesitate before asking the next question on their mind, ever the pragmatist, planning for the next step in their survival plan, "How long will that tide you over?"

It’s a rush unlike anything he’s ever experienced, a heady mix of euphoria and power coursing through his veins. His skin hums with energy, his senses heightened, his whole body thrumming with an almost dizzying vitality. He lifts a hand in front of his face, watching as it moves through the air, trailing like a comet, leaving phantom streaks of white in its wake. It feels surreal, like he’s weightless, floating in the afterglow of something divine. Gods, is this what freedom tastes like?

Iago’s voice pulls him from the haze, their words slow to reach him, like they’re coming from a great distance. He smirks, ready to brush off the conversation, the teasing implication that he, of all people, should know the taste of blood. ❛ Right, right, obviously I would, ❜ he starts, his voice lazily amused. This wasn’t just another feeding. This was the first. The first time he’s ever tasted the blood of a sentient, thinking creature. He wants to say it, to admit that this might have been the most significant, exhilarating moment of his long and wretched existence.

But then he notices Iago’s face.

They’re pale—paler than usual, at least—and there’s a slight tremble in their posture that he hadn’t quite caught before. His crimson eyes flicker with concern as he takes in the way they lean against the tree, as if it’s the only thing keeping them upright. ❛ Oh, dear…❜ he murmurs, the playful edge gone from his voice, replaced by something slightly softer. He takes a step closer, his brow furrowing slightly. ❛ Have I taken too much, darling? You look… well, much paler than usual. ❜

[clownoverrat]

"please learn about my disorder so you understand why I react the way I do" and "my disorder is not an excuse to be an asshole" should co-exist and people should understand the difference

[nomsfaultau]

A fluffy man to keep you warm

[calware]

apparently using spiderverse music got the youtube video blocked in certain countries so here it is on tumblr (no thumbnail so it just looks like a black void until you click on it)