#stop asking me QUESTIONS

[yellow-salamander]

my parents are great it times of crisis but also like. sometimes too great.

dad: so is that girl ok have you heard from her

me: yes she is getting discharged today but I have heard literally nothing else. reminder i met her two weeks ago and we are only vaguely traumabonded now.

dad: ok but is she staying safe from the hurricane. does she have someone to pick her up. should we go get her

me: ahghhhhhh *shortcircuits*

[slowestpitstop]

can i quit today's too difficult

[6-goldfish-in-a-trenchcoat]

I'm so sick of people assuming I'm transmasc cause of what I look like. I'm trans nothing. go away.

[tiredofthehumanlife]

"oh what are you going to do when you grow up?" Um wander along the side of a foggy highway out in the middle of nowhere in nothing but a white nightgown so a man in a big truck pulls over and asks if I need help and I go 🥰 and then I get in and he's like "where to?" And I curse him to drive his truck into a tree so the nearby town thinks they just have a lot of bad drivers but actually they have a curse and it's me and I'm the problem that's my five year plan dude

[vanillacoke]

I shouldn't be having to actually do work at my job. Leave me alone and let me scroll Tumblr.

[anna-scribbles]

i need to know everything about them immediately

[clownoverrat]

"please learn about my disorder so you understand why I react the way I do" and "my disorder is not an excuse to be an asshole" should co-exist and people should understand the difference

[calware]

apparently using spiderverse music got the youtube video blocked in certain countries so here it is on tumblr (no thumbnail so it just looks like a black void until you click on it)

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

world's longest staring contest GO-

[beescake]

im a sollux kinnie and ur art is great. like a delicious meal. 1 million courses. my compliments to the chef.

AOGHHH TYSM I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

in gratitude i present a little guy doing setup for the first time 🐝

[kedreeva]

We drove across the state today to set up a photo frame device for my aunt, and introduce her to Bug. While we were there, we took her and her bf to dinner across the street from her complex, and my mom texted to ask how we'd gotten my aunt over, since we're in my dad's fuckoff big truck and she's not able to climb into it. My dad texted back that he just tied a tow cable to her wheelchair and drove over, and my mom texted me to find out the truth but

My aunt laughed until she wheezed and told us to stop being so mean to her sister, but when we got back to her apartment:

She helped us get "proof" to send my mom because you gotta have a little fun teasing your siblings

[alectoperdita]

literally kill me free me from this fucking hell

oppressed by the fact i have to go to meetings and create value for this product when i could be writing joukai smut

[ratatatastic]

maffhew who refuses to say runebergin torttu because he knows hes gonna butcher it so bad he might be kicked out of the country the second he tries and staunchly avoids that by going "the one dessert that barky is going to have to explain 😃"

sasha who gets faced with the most generic description of everything hes ever eaten in his life so far because of maffhew and going "???... oh you mean runebergin torttu!"

"he did good he liked the food and he likes the finland so far so its good" sasha says with so much pride now that all the anxiety has left his system that his husband teammate is enjoying his country and doesnt hate it

media availability | 10.29.24 (x)(x)

the smile of a man who knowlingly doomed his husband and said husband using all his brain power to context clues his way to whatever the fuck he just got asked that his brain is running hotter than a mid 2012 macbook air thats somehow still alive in the year of the lord 2024 but girl does she chug along shes louder than a fighter jet

[mellosdrawings]

So as far as I can tell you havn't said how Vil got Urcon. He just shows up with a child? Where did he get the child Mellos? How does one just find a child? You can't just take a scraggly lost child from the streets like a kitten and claim it as your own. Surely there are laws and regulations for stuff like this. And how did he meet Urcon? How did he get emotionally attached enough to want to adopt him? Did he prepare himself for a deluge of questions from his husbands? Was he thrown for a loop when they just accepted it no question? Why didn't they have any questions? Vil just changed all of thier lives by bringing home another child to raise. *I* have so many questions. Mellos! MELLOS. I NEED ANSWERS MELLOS

@cyn-write First, thank you, dear <3

Now about Urcon:

Jamil: You were away for THREE WEEKS!

Vil: A lot happened.

Jamil: You just adopted a child?!

Vil: Technically he's not adopted yet.

Jamil: ...

Vil: ...

Jamil: ... what does that mean, Vil?

[critter-covenant]

Class is in session!

Idea inspired from this that I've been meaning to draw for the past few days

[lazylittledragon]

Please ignore if this is too personal but IIRC you were/are dealing with caffeine addiction? I hope you're doing Ok, as a former addict I know how hard it is so wishing you the best xx

thank you for checking in!!

i'm doing very well!! i haven't cut out coffee completely bc i really don't think i can (it's been one of my daily pleasures for SO long), but right now i only have 1-2 espresso shots and i don't even have it every day anymore

also remembering that i used to have 4-6 shots per drink, sometimes multiple times a day, makes me want to throw up now which is probably a good sign ajkdhdsh