#stoner brett

[othergaywarbler]

In a just world, Kurt and Stoner Brett would have explored each other’s bodies

[blissfuldirtbag]

Its weird, I just realized something genius about Inside Job, I liked Reagan from day one, she's great, just yes to everything. But some based men might not enjoy her character, so Brett, not just a great foil to Reagan but an ingenious way to connect both audiences, they balance each other out as well so I didn't even realize. This could just be the weed talking tho

[yamy-brett]

Jeremy Brett, Gayle Hunnicut (Irene Adler), Barbara Wilshere (Violet Smith), Rosalyn Landor (Helen Stoner), Alison Skilbeck (Annie Harrison), and Betsy Brantley (Elsie Cubitt)

[suncatstudiosyt]

So I thought I would share what the personality's (and anything else I can think of) for the smiling critters are in my AU

( No one asked for this but it what everyone's getting 🙂 )

( this one is just the boys )

DogDay: He is very energetic and happy most of the time he is a huge people pleaser though and tends to copy the thing all the other critters like, he only really gets to be him self around Catnap, he tends to get pretty anxious around new people if none of his friends are around

Catnap: He has a lot of stoner vibes to him just mix sans and a bit of Mettaton and you got Catnap, he is usually the most calm and collected person in the group though almost every other critter either finds him annoying ( usually because he ask Kicken a bunch of hard to answer questions trying to get him to have some kind of existential crisis ) or find him creepy because of how quiet he tends to be ( he just doesn't know them that well )

Kicken Chicken: He's an idiot, he's basically just a "yes man" kind of person ( think of Brett Hand from inside job ) he will go along with pretty much anything with no questions asked, though he seems to be the embodiment of toxic masculinity he's actually really nice and just wants to be friend with everyone ( Catnap hates him but Kicken is oblivious to it )

Bubba Bubbaphant: He's the smart one ( obviously ) he is also the oldest of the group ( and it shows ) as he is the most responsible and and down to earth person of the group, he usually isn't engaging with any group activities as they are mostly games that seem childish or a waste of time to him

[jerseybumpkin]

my slasher au😋

okay so basically it’s based off two Pulp albums, Freaks and Seperations. here’s the pinterest board before we get into lore: https://pin.it/63aFr5e2n

Louisa, Brett’s ex, is hosting a house party. Brett and his girlfriend, Lizzie, go to the party with Lizzie’s friends, Karly and Rose. Brett’s friend, Paul, and his girlfriend Maggie come as well. Jackie is an uninvited stoner.

Louisa is murdered first by Brett in the bedroom, her face being torn off and replaced with a mannequin face, making her look like a Shaye Saint John sort of humanoid.

Paul is stabbed by Lizzie in the hallway while looking for Louisa.

Jackie is cannibalized and shoved into the fridge by Brett when she wanders into the kitchen with the munchies.

Rose is in the bathroom, stressing out over a pregnancy test and decides to take a bath to calm her nerves, which results in Brett killing her by several blows with a hair dryer to the back of the head.

Maggie has her throat slashed by Lizzie with a sickle in the shed and is buried in the yard by Brett. She later comes back as a zombie/Frankenstein comic relief, but gets hit by a car while walking back home.

Karly is the final girl and has a frail attempt at killing both Lizzie and Brett, which results in her being brutally beaten by the two, chucked into the trunk of Brett’s car, and taken back to Lizzie’s place, being butchered and fed to her poodles.

KILL COUNT:

LIZZIE: 3 (Karly included, as it was a team effort)

BRETT: 4 (Karly included)

IN TOTAL: 7

VOICE CLAIMS (provided by @voiceemporium, except Lizzie):

BRETT: Andrew Scott

PAUL: Judd Nelson

JACKIE: Anna Gunn

KARLY: Emmy Rossum

LOUISA: Corinne Kempa

LIZZIE: Sheryl Lee

MAGGIE: Lizzy Caplan

ROSE: Abigail Spencer

[asksam]

Jacob, you and I both know that's not how that works.

It's true that I did get kicked there and then just not in the mouth. These babies are all me.

That's what I tell the masses on my tiktok, but some people still like to bring it up. It's whatever though, I'm used to it. Dude, I'm not disclosing any of my subscribers to you, especially the famous ones. It's like patient/accountant confidentiality or something. I will say though, there's one guy with the email xoxogossipboy927@gmail.com that seems kinda familiar.

I don't know if I should thank you or not... Oh, dude, I heard that one too. My thoughts are that I have worked super hard on trying to do it and I actually can now. My swim coach says my nipples are crooked, but most people don't seem to mind so.

I mean... I was thinking along the lines of the second one, unless you want it to be the first, but I feel like you'd be sitting on some grade A merchandise. But yeah, man, to the actual world. If, and I repeat if: You stop selling my bathwater and speedos. I know you've been getting them from Brett so please stop so I don't have to get a new roommate.

Sammy, my intentions are so squeaky clean that I might have to sue Spic and Span for copyright infringement.

Okay, but is it true that you got kicked in the mouth by a bull at the local Rootin' Tootin' Darn Shootin' Cowboys & Brews Festival of '09 and the swelling just hasn't gone down since?

Yeah, buddy. That's not a rumor. Rumors are fun. Or so scandalous they make your teeth hurt. That just sounds like a way to make you feel small. See, even I know that's too far. Now. Your OF, though? Let's talk about that. Who's your most famous subscriber?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I might've started the watermelon one. I also said you could move your pecs one at a time like Terry Crews and nightly sing a little song to them. Thoughts?

Wait. Hold on. Shut your beautiful, King Sized Casper mattress (not spon'd) lips. Is this a just for me thing or are you saying what I think you're saying? You'd let me publish it? To the actual world?

[gleesmostcontroversial]

Which Glee characters are included in this tournament?

Short answer: a lot of them.

I've included nearly a hundred characters, just to be thorough. Below the cut is a list of all the characters who will get polls. If there is an obscure character who is not on this list but you really want them to be included, send an ask and I'll probably add them in.

Updated 2/6/25

Adam Crawford

Alistair

Alma Lopez

Andrea Carmichael

April Rhodes

Artie Abrams

Azimio Adams

Becky Jackson

Blaine Anderson

Brad

Bree

Brittany Pierce

Brody Weston

Bryan Ryan

Burt Hummel

Carl Howell

Carmen Tibideaux

Carole Hudson-Hummel

Cassandra July

Chandler Kiehl

Clint

Cooper Anderson

Cooter Menkins

Dalton Rumba

Dani

Dave Karofsky

David Martinez

Dottie Kazatori

Dustin Goolsby

Elliott Gilbert

Emma Pillsbury

Finn Hudson

Harmony

Hiram Berry

Holly Holliday

Howard Bamboo

Hunter Clarington

Isabelle Wright

Jacob Ben Israel

Jake Puckerman

Jane Hayward

Jean Baptiste

Jean Sylvester

Jeremiah

Jesse St. James

Joe Hart

Judy Fabray

Julia Chang

June Dolloway

Ken Tanaka

Kendra Giardi

Kitty Wilde

Kurt Hummel

Lauren Zizes

LeRoy Berry

Lord Tubbington

Madison McCarthy

Maribel Lopez

Marley Rose

Mason McCarthy

Matt Rutherford

Mercedes Jones

Mike Chang

Mike Chang Sr.

Millie Rose

Mrs. Puckerman

Myron Muskovitz

Nancy Abrams

Noah "Puck" Puckerman

Pavarotti

Penny Owen

Pierce Pierce

Principal Figgins

Quinn Fabray

Rachel Berry

Richard "Rick The Stick" Nelson

Rod Remington

Roderick Meeks

Rory Flanagan

Roz Washington

Russell Fabray

Ryder Lynn

Sam Evans

Sandy Ryerson

Santana Lopez

Sebastian Smythe

Shelby Corcoran

Sheldon Beiste

Skylar

Spencer Porter

Stoner Brett Bukowski

Sue Sylvester

Sugar Motta

Sunshine Corazon

Terri Del Monico

Tina Cohen-Chang

Unique Adams

Walter

Whitney Pierce

Will Schuester

[spaceorphan18]

What's your head canon for Azimio Adams. Was he related to Unique?

What happened to Stoner Brett, and did he end up with Dottie Kazatori?

Oooo, some deep cuts here, Nonny!

No relation to Unique -- they just share the same last name. :)

Azimio ends up working for his uncle's car dealership, where he does fine. He ends up getting married and divorced twice, and has a somewhat strained relationship with his kids. Meh.

Stoner Brett makes a fortune selling weed and goes to live on some tropical island where he continues selling and smoking more weed.

He and Dottie hook up -- ooff, it was her first time, wasn't it. :P But like most high school relationships, it doesn't last.

Dottie ends up in the corporate world, where she's very competitive and very good at climbing the ladder, but still ends up being some CEO's assistant. She does her job well, though. She remains single, though, and has like six cats.

[stonerbrettbukowski]

🎵I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, I'd even cut my hair and change my name. 🎶 (rockstar by nickelback plays automatically when you go on brett's blog)

LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT BRETT BUKOWSKI? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR CALEB LANDRY JONES IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY-ONE, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE BURNOUT DEALER, BUT PREFER TO BE THE ROCKSTAR. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA BREAK UPS AND MAKE UPS WITH HIS LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND, HAZY NIGHTS SPENT IN THE WRONG PAIR OF ARMS, AND SCREAMING ON STAGE TO LONELY SOULS IN A CROWD THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE… NOT IN ANY GLEE CLUB???? SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!

THE BASICS:

name: brett bogumil bukowski.

nicknames: stoner brett, bukowsk, babe, triple b.

pronouns: he/they. though tbh i don’t really care?

gender: genderfluid, i guess.

birthday/zodiac: june 27th, that makes me a cancer.

birthplace: lima, oh born and raised.

relationship status: single on a bad day. taken on a good day.

sexuality: bisexual?? idk man. everyone’s hot.

occupation: frontman for the band high road. drug dealer.

sports/clubs: art club, astronomy club, ceramics, cooking club, drama club, environment club, painting club, international/foreign language club, photography club, digital media club, the muckracker, gay/straight alliance, improv club.

major/minor: art, ceramics.

languages: english, ASL, spanish, russian, polish, japanese, and french. i’m learning german and i want to learn chinese.

social media handles: brett42069 everywhere.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

height: 5‘10’’ i’m not going to front.

build: slim?? imagine if i had a sleeper build though.

eye color: blue. 

hair color: ginger baby.

piercings: i got 00 gauges, yo.

tattoos: man, i got too many probably. i got a pot leaf, stars, sparkles, a disco ball, a fish, a pair of glasses, some books and anime panels… and i did most of them myself, with a tattoo gun or with the trusty ol’ stick and poke method.

other distinguishing features: i got freckles literally everywhere?

style: you know that tiktok look that’s like… adam sandler? it’s like that but more punk clothes.

PERSONALITY/INTERESTS:

traits: well… i asked sam and he said empathetic, artistic, funny, supportive, upbeat, lazy, careless, gossipy, and greedy...

likes: drugs, weed especially, video games, midnight drives, magic, money, rapping, dottie and jacob.

dislikes: people harshing my vibes, assholes, bullies, people who don’t pass and filthy bongs.

fears: going to prison.

skills: apparently i scream pretty decent and i know how to play the guitar, i’m trying to learn the piano. i know a bunch of different languages and my memory is like… super good unless i fuck it up with drugs, which i do kinda, but still. i can remember fun facts. i’m a super good cook and i’m good with locks. i’m also a magician and i can go so hard at the knife game.

quirks: i bite my nails a lot and my lips, i guess i have like an oral fixation?? people say i talk in my sleep, which i can do practically anywhere. and i guess i fidget and play with my hair a lot too? 

hobbies: making music, painting, photography, learning languages, stargazing, getting high with my best friend, giving my gf flowers.

music tastes: i like it all, man. why only listen to one genre? ♪♫♬

myers-briggs: who is that?

kinsey scale: is that a type of drug scale?

strengths: i can lift a lot, not as much as one of the dudes on the titans, but still.

weaknesses: drugs probably.

What? This club's my community service.

[goalhofer]

Where every player played during the 2012-13 NHL lockout: Minnesota

Liiga: Mikko-Sakari Koivu (Turun Palloseura) NL: Jared Spurgeon (S.C. Langnau Tiger) Slovak Extraliga: Clayton Stoner (H.K. '05 Banská Bystrica) ECHL: Darcy Kuemper (Orlando Solar Bears), Torrey Mitchell (San Francisco Bulls) & Devin Setoguchi (Ontario Reign) AHL: Jonas Brodin (Houston Aeros), Brett Clark (Oklahoma City Barons), Charlie Coyle (Houston Aeros), Mikael Granlund (Houston Aeros), Darcy Kuemper (Houston Aeros), Marco Scandella (Houston Aeros) & Jason Zucker (Houston Aeros) Didn't Play: Niklas Bäckström, Pierre-Marc Bouchard, Kyle Brodziak, Cal Clutterbuck, Matt Cullen, Justin Falk, Tom Gilbert, Josh Harding, Dany Heatley, Zenon Konopka, Zach Parisé, Darroll Powe, Nate Prosser, Mike Rupp & Ryan Suter

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

4x01 - The New Rachel

Busters Get Popped - Stoner Brett Bukowski

“Okay, let's get started. Remember, guys, we're looking for superstars.”

[hevanderson]

playing fuck/marry/kill with jules but we have to lock in our answers blindly :-3

round one – my decision:

first roll: lauren zizes | fuck

second roll: mike chang | marry

third roll: joe hart | kill

round two - jules decision:

first roll: rick the stick nelson | kill

second roll: blaine anderson | marry

third roll: rachel berry | fuck

round three - my turn:

first roll: tina cohen-chang | marry

second roll: cooper anderson | kill

third roll: elliott gilbert | fuck

round four - jules decision:

first roll: beiste | marry

second roll: rick the stick nelson | kill

third roll: stoner brett | fuck

round five - my decision:

first roll: jake puckerman | marry

second roll: adam crawford | KILL

third roll: carole hudson-hummel | fuck

round six - jules decision:

first roll: sugar motta | fuck

second roll: adam crawford | kill

third roll: finn hudson | marry

round seven - my decision:

first roll: april rhodes | kill

second roll: principal figgins | marry

third roll: ryder lynn | fuck

round eight - jules:

first roll: cassandra july | fuck

second roll: santana lopez | marry

third roll: rick the stick nelson | kill

round nine - me:

first roll: holly holliday | kill

second roll: tina cohen-chang | fuck

third roll: mike chang | marry

round ten - jules:

first roll: ryder lynn | kill

second roll: shelby corcoran | fuck

third roll: marley rose | marry

round eleven - me:

first roll: becky jackson | marry

second roll: kitty wilde | kill

april rhodes | fuck

round twelve - jules:

first roll: jake puckerman | fuck

second roll: artie abrams | kill

third roll: quinn fabray | marry

round thirteen - me:

roll one: kurt hummel | fuck but like specifically s4 kurt

roll two: shelby corcoran | kill

roll three: mercedes jones | marry

round fourteen - jules:

roll one: brody weston | kill

roll two: elliott gilbert | fuck

roll three: finn hudson | marry

round fifteen - me:

roll one: tina cohen-chang | marry

roll two: isabelle wright | kill

roll three: stoner brett | fuck..

round sixteen - jules:

principal figgins | kill

rick the stick nelson | fuck

finn hudson | marry

round seventeen - me:

becky jackson | marry

sebastian smythe | kill

roz washington | fuck

round eighteen - jules:

tina cohen-chang | fuck

sugar motta | marry

quinn fabray | kill

round nineteen - me:

jesse st james | fuck

sam evans | marry

dave karofsky | kill

round twenty - jules:

principal figgins | kill

jacob ben isreal | marry..

joe hart | fuck

round twenty one - me:

brad the piano player | kill

elliott gilbert | marry

sugar motta | fuck

round twenty two - jules:

kurt hummel | marry

isabelle wright | kill

terri schuester | fuck

round twenty three - me:

emma pillsbury | marry

tina cohen-chang | fuck

curt mega warbler | kill

round twenty four - jules:

rod remington | kill

jake puckerman | fuck

elliott gilbert | marry

round twenty five - me:

mercedes jones | marry

shelby corcoran | kill

becky jackson | fuck

round twenty six - jules:

hunter clarington | kill

beiste | marry

marley rose | fuck

[kidkubrick]

better call saul in the stoner universe be like

Mr. fring. its so good to see you. its been a while. what are you smoking? how is it? enough said. Brett? can you get that nugget from before? now, normally, we would never have this open. but a couples hours ago, I smelled weed smoke, and I look up, and this scooby doo shaggy looking guy is rolling in, puffing on a blunt, and I mean we're talking the full deal. oversized shirt and crocs, hadn't shaved in days. on his arm, there's a young woman who somehow slipped herself into the most comfortable hoodie I've ever seen. anyway, he clearly wants to impress his date. so he orders this. takes one hit and sends it back. for an edible. a hybrid edible. what can I say? but his loss is definitely your gain. I thought you'd like it. it is from the birthplace of sativa, Asia. this one is Thai Sticks, Juicy Fruit. so I'm in college. I make it to Japan, my first time. and I got a little enthusiastic with my Shinkansen pass. long story short- I get lost. I mean really lost. it is middle of the night, pitch-black. I'm standing on this cobblestone street with my backpack, and there's no one around. I mean, I have absolutely no idea where I am. finally, I get to this stand of cedar trees. I just go ahead and roll out the sleeping bag. and the next morning I wake up and...I'm in paradise. Tochigi. its this perfect little village in the northwest its surrounded by cannabis farms, everything's green and- they call it the ancient gateway to the head static valley. they've been growing weed there since ancient times. am I talking too much? the cannabis farms are so steep they can't get tractors up there, so they use horses still, to this day. do you get that pine-like almost citrusy? the soil is all iron oxide and loam. you can taste it in the smoke right? there's something I have to show you. the owner bought a bag of Island OG. I can't roll a joint but. but the nuggets are- you'll appreciate this. I'll be right back.

[askbrett]

MEET STONER BRETT BUKOWSKI !!

auditioning with the song: busters get popped a stoner brett original

Busters get popped, busters get popped. Got my mind on my money, money on my mind. Sippin' on a 40 while I'm pushin' on the grind. Feel the pain, the game. Yeah, Lil' Wayne. Lil' Wayne.

BIOGRAPHY & HEADCANONS

wait, is that STONER BRETT BUKOWSKI? they kinda look a lot like CALEB LANDRY JONES, don’t they? i heard the TWENTY-TWO year old is known as the CONNECT around mckinley. it seems like they auditioned to be in the NEW DIRECTIONS, DULY NOTED, JUNIOR VARSITY, AND EVEN THE TROUBLETONES AND THE WARBLERS which is so lame? especially because they weren't accepted because they're tone-deaf/not a freshman/not a girl/don't even attend Dalton. people at campus have said they’re EASY GOING, but don’t be fooled since they’re also FORGETFUL. rumor has it, you can find them at DIGITAL MEDIA CLUB, PAINTING CLUB, PHOTOGRAPHY CLUB, INTERNATIONAL CLUB, OR WORKING ON THE MUCKRACKER when they aren’t belting showtunes using or selling drugs. their entire vibe revolves around RED EYES AND BIG SMILES, WORN OUT BEANIES AND THREADBARE JACKETS, AND THE SMELL OF SMOKE AND HOMELESSNESS but no one pays attention to that here in ohio.

LIST ABOUT 3+ HEADCANONS ABOUT YOUR CHOSEN CHARACTER!

Brett is one of the oldest juniors on campus because he got held back his senior year of high school. He almost got held back twice, but all the teachers decided to give him a barely passing grade so he can slip by rather than have him in their classes again.

Most of the time, Brett is on something. He only smoked weed in high-school, but he has tried just about everything since going to college. He likes to be able to know what he's selling. The past year he's slowed down though, in part to his roommates and partly because he doesn't want to have to drop out of college. He's still using, but mostly just weed and the occasional pill. 

Despite the strict drug laws in Ohio, Brett can basically get you whatever you need at a moment's notice.

WHAT? THIS CLUB IS MY COMMUNITY SERVICE.

BASICS OF BRETT:

full name: brett bogumil bukowski. pronouns: he/him. gender: cismale. nicknames: stoner brett, bukowski. hometown: lima, ohio. birthday (zodiac) & age: june 27th (CANCER) / twenty-two years old. relationship status: single, has an on and off again gf named dottie kazatori. sexuality: bisexual. religion: agnostic. occupation: drug dealer and artist. residence: small house off campus with roommates. sports/clubs: painting club, international club, photography club, digital media club, and the muckracker. glee club: none, yet but he auditions without fail to each one every year. languages: english, ASL, spanish, polish, and french. wants to learn russian and german. major: art. minor: ceramics.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

face claim: caleb landry jones. height: 5'10". build: slim. eyes: blue. hair: red/copper. piercings: he has his ears pierced and stretched. he's at a size 00 in gauges. tattoos: he has an assortment all around his body of different minor tattoos he's gotten while high or drunk, some are stick and poke. other distinguishing features:  he has freckles covering most of his body. style: brett dresses in whatever's most comfortable, doesn't matter if it's torn or worn out. will usually not comb his hair and just tosses on a beanie.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

clients: BRETT NEEDS CUSTOMERS !!! be it a regular or someone buying for the first time.

BFFS/platonic soulmates: they hang out at the house and chill, take drives at night to get food/snacks, can be a fellow stoner or just someone who takes care of brett when he's on something.

friends with benefits: the boy has needs !!

study buddy or tutor: brett is failing about 80% of his classes, okay.

roommate: sam evans and brett live together in a house right by campus and there's room for one more !!

rival: another dealer or just someone trying to aggressively change his way of life.

I'm honestly down for any connections for my boy so you can absolute DM me on here or on discord !! LET'S PLOT !!

AND HERE'S MORE ON OUR FAVORITE CONNECT THAT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADD ON THIS ALREADY LONG POST.

[bakerstreetbabble]

Granada TV Series Review: "The Speckled Band" (S01, E06)

"The Adventure of the Speckled Band" seems to be a favorite with many readers, despite its many obvious plot holes (snakes don't drink milk or climb ropes, for example). Holmes's cool head in the face of the belligerent Grimesby Roylott's threats and the middle-of-the-night stakeout waiting for "the speckled band" to arrive are fairly dramatic and entertaining scenes, and the gothic horror of Mr. Roylott's messy end is rather gripping.

The Granada adaptation is quite well done, and it adheres very closely to the outline of its source material. There are a few changes that the viewer will notice in comparison to the original story. A few examples:

The sisters are no longer twins. Julia is 5 years older than Helen.

The cheetah on the grounds of Grimesby Roylott's estate has been replaced by a leopard.

Holmes wears the "traditional" deerstalker cap, rather than the bowler shown in Mr. Paget's illustrations. (To be fair, there is no indication in the text as to Holmes's choice of headwear.)

Other than those (very minor) changes, the episode proceeds in much the same way as the Doyle narrative.

As I mentioned above, the nasty confrontation with Mr. Roylott at the Baker Street flat is one of the more enjoyable scenes in the original story, and the adaptation in the TV episode does not disappoint! The little twitchy half-grins that Jeremy Brett flashes, as the angry Grimesby delivers his monologue, are absolutely priceless. Brett's gleeful laugh in the face of the verbal onslaught is the cherry on top of the sundae. And, of course, the lovely moment when Holmes bends the poker back into shape is delightful as well.

“Ha! You put me off, do you?” said our new visitor, taking a step forward and shaking his hunting-crop. “I know you, you scoundrel! I have heard of you before. You are Holmes, the meddler.” My friend smiled. “Holmes, the busybody!” His smile broadened. “Holmes, the Scotland Yard Jack-in-office!” Holmes chuckled heartily. “Your conversation is most entertaining,” said he. “When you go out close the door, for there is a decided draught.”

Just a bit later in the episode, when Holmes and Watson meet up with Helen Stoner again, the writers add a funny little moment in which Watson, clearly still very impressed with his friend's handling of Mr. Roylott's bullying manners, tells Miss Stoner that "Holmes sent him off with a flea in his ear!" I'm not 100% sure what that phrase actually means, but it made me chuckle. David Burke's excellent portrayal of the faithful sidekick never ceases to impress me.

​Before Holmes and Watson encounter the deadly snake face-to-face, there is an intense monologue from Jeremy Brett that is very effective in setting up the scene to come, as he meditates aloud on the dangerous nature of the evil Grimesby Roylott, a doctor gone wrong. The monologue is very nearly word-for-word from Doyle's orginal:

When a doctor does go wrong he is the first of criminals. He has nerve and he has knowledge. Palmer and Pritchard were among the heads of their profession. This man strikes even deeper...

My only real quibble with this particular adaptation is the scene that comes after Mr. Roylott meets his demise. After the horror of the snake, Holmes's brief explanation of how he put together the last few details seems just a bit anti-climactic. His somewhat emotionless statement that the death of Grimesby Roylott does not weigh heavily on his conscience, followed by the whistle of the train, is a bit too abrupt an ending for the episode.  Overall, though, I found the episode a very engaging one, and quite a bit more interesting than the previous episode, "The Naval Treaty." A faithful adaptation and well worth my time.

[ao3feed-puckurt]

the pavement always stayed beneath my feet before

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by Anonymous

the fwb thing is getting unsustainable, especially since everyone knows now. that will not keep sebastian from falling on kurt's dick though.

Words: 9085, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of the fratbastian saga

Fandoms: Glee

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Sebastian Smythe, Chandler Kiehl, Mike Chang, Stoner Brett Bukowski

Relationships: Kurt Hummel/Sebastian Smythe, technically kurt/chandler

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fraternity, Friends With Benefits, Party Games, Fights, Jealousy, sebastian is a leo man who throws a fit what else is new, really liberal use of the word fuck, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Recreational Drug Use, lots of people giving him advice, Top Kurt Hummel, like they're both switches but in this specific instance, Bottom Sebastian, Possessive Sebastian, he's the POV too, real distinct lack of communication here, Light BDSM

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