#stoner brett

[petrolandchlorine]

glee should have let stoner brett sing because i got high

[othergaywarbler]

In a just world, Kurt and Stoner Brett would have explored each other’s bodies

[ofbakerst]

[blissfuldirtbag]

Its weird, I just realized something genius about Inside Job, I liked Reagan from day one, she's great, just yes to everything. But some based men might not enjoy her character, so Brett, not just a great foil to Reagan but an ingenious way to connect both audiences, they balance each other out as well so I didn't even realize. This could just be the weed talking tho

[casualnepotism]

a couple things that i feel are important:

brett heinz is an angel

brett heinz sucks bad

brett heinz is here on this website

this is the same brett who lambasted top gun 2

evidence:

everything has political content. sorry. theres some guys who get really really angy when you say this but its true

[yamy-brett]

Jeremy Brett, Gayle Hunnicut (Irene Adler), Barbara Wilshere (Violet Smith), Rosalyn Landor (Helen Stoner), Alison Skilbeck (Annie Harrison), and Betsy Brantley (Elsie Cubitt)

[suncatstudiosyt]

So I thought I would share what the personality's (and anything else I can think of) for the smiling critters are in my AU

( No one asked for this but it what everyone's getting 🙂 )

( this one is just the boys )

DogDay: He is very energetic and happy most of the time he is a huge people pleaser though and tends to copy the thing all the other critters like, he only really gets to be him self around Catnap, he tends to get pretty anxious around new people if none of his friends are around

Catnap: He has a lot of stoner vibes to him just mix sans and a bit of Mettaton and you got Catnap, he is usually the most calm and collected person in the group though almost every other critter either finds him annoying ( usually because he ask Kicken a bunch of hard to answer questions trying to get him to have some kind of existential crisis ) or find him creepy because of how quiet he tends to be ( he just doesn't know them that well )

Kicken Chicken: He's an idiot, he's basically just a "yes man" kind of person ( think of Brett Hand from inside job ) he will go along with pretty much anything with no questions asked, though he seems to be the embodiment of toxic masculinity he's actually really nice and just wants to be friend with everyone ( Catnap hates him but Kicken is oblivious to it )

Bubba Bubbaphant: He's the smart one ( obviously ) he is also the oldest of the group ( and it shows ) as he is the most responsible and and down to earth person of the group, he usually isn't engaging with any group activities as they are mostly games that seem childish or a waste of time to him

[spaceorphan18]

What's your head canon for Azimio Adams. Was he related to Unique?

What happened to Stoner Brett, and did he end up with Dottie Kazatori?

Oooo, some deep cuts here, Nonny!

No relation to Unique -- they just share the same last name. :)

Azimio ends up working for his uncle's car dealership, where he does fine. He ends up getting married and divorced twice, and has a somewhat strained relationship with his kids. Meh.

Stoner Brett makes a fortune selling weed and goes to live on some tropical island where he continues selling and smoking more weed.

He and Dottie hook up -- ooff, it was her first time, wasn't it. :P But like most high school relationships, it doesn't last.

Dottie ends up in the corporate world, where she's very competitive and very good at climbing the ladder, but still ends up being some CEO's assistant. She does her job well, though. She remains single, though, and has like six cats.

[petrolandchlorine]

TRUE 90S KIDS REMEMBER SHRUBTANA

WHICH ONE OF YOU MARVELLOUS SOULS WROTE THIS ON HOMELESS BRETT’S GLEE WIKI PAGE?

[stonerbrettbukowski]

🎵I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame, I'd even cut my hair and change my name. 🎶 (rockstar by nickelback plays automatically when you go on brett's blog)

LIMA LOSER? OR IS THAT BRETT BUKOWSKI? THEY MIGHT EVEN PASS FOR CALEB LANDRY JONES IN THE RIGHT LIGHT. THEY'RE TWENTY-ONE, BUT STILL STUCK IN LIMA AT MCKINLEY. THEY'VE BEEN CALLED THE BURNOUT DEALER, BUT PREFER TO BE THE ROCKSTAR. MAYBE IF THEY FIX THEIR AESTHETIC AKA BREAK UPS AND MAKE UPS WITH HIS LONG TIME GIRLFRIEND, HAZY NIGHTS SPENT IN THE WRONG PAIR OF ARMS, AND SCREAMING ON STAGE TO LONELY SOULS IN A CROWD THEY'LL GET THEIR WAY. WORD ON THE SHOW CHOIR BLOGS ARE THEY'RE… NOT IN ANY GLEE CLUB???? SO GOOD LUCK TO THEM!

THE BASICS:

name: brett bogumil bukowski.

nicknames: stoner brett, bukowsk, babe, triple b.

pronouns: he/they. though tbh i don’t really care?

gender: genderfluid, i guess.

birthday/zodiac: june 27th, that makes me a cancer.

birthplace: lima, oh born and raised.

relationship status: single on a bad day. taken on a good day.

sexuality: bisexual?? idk man. everyone’s hot.

occupation: frontman for the band high road. drug dealer.

sports/clubs: art club, astronomy club, ceramics, cooking club, drama club, environment club, painting club, international/foreign language club, photography club, digital media club, the muckracker, gay/straight alliance, improv club.

major/minor: art, ceramics.

languages: english, ASL, spanish, russian, polish, japanese, and french. i’m learning german and i want to learn chinese.

social media handles: brett42069 everywhere.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE:

height: 5‘10’’ i’m not going to front.

build: slim?? imagine if i had a sleeper build though.

eye color: blue. 

hair color: ginger baby.

piercings: i got 00 gauges, yo.

tattoos: man, i got too many probably. i got a pot leaf, stars, sparkles, a disco ball, a fish, a pair of glasses, some books and anime panels… and i did most of them myself, with a tattoo gun or with the trusty ol’ stick and poke method.

other distinguishing features: i got freckles literally everywhere?

style: you know that tiktok look that’s like… adam sandler? it’s like that but more punk clothes.

PERSONALITY/INTERESTS:

traits: well… i asked sam and he said empathetic, artistic, funny, supportive, upbeat, lazy, careless, gossipy, and greedy...

likes: drugs, weed especially, video games, midnight drives, magic, money, rapping, dottie and jacob.

dislikes: people harshing my vibes, assholes, bullies, people who don’t pass and filthy bongs.

fears: going to prison.

skills: apparently i scream pretty decent and i know how to play the guitar, i’m trying to learn the piano. i know a bunch of different languages and my memory is like… super good unless i fuck it up with drugs, which i do kinda, but still. i can remember fun facts. i’m a super good cook and i’m good with locks. i’m also a magician and i can go so hard at the knife game.

quirks: i bite my nails a lot and my lips, i guess i have like an oral fixation?? people say i talk in my sleep, which i can do practically anywhere. and i guess i fidget and play with my hair a lot too? 

hobbies: making music, painting, photography, learning languages, stargazing, getting high with my best friend, giving my gf flowers.

music tastes: i like it all, man. why only listen to one genre? ♪♫♬

myers-briggs: who is that?

kinsey scale: is that a type of drug scale?

strengths: i can lift a lot, not as much as one of the dudes on the titans, but still.

weaknesses: drugs probably.

What? This club's my community service.

[goalhofer]

Where every player played during the 2012-13 NHL lockout: Minnesota

Liiga: Mikko-Sakari Koivu (Turun Palloseura) NL: Jared Spurgeon (S.C. Langnau Tiger) Slovak Extraliga: Clayton Stoner (H.K. '05 Banská Bystrica) ECHL: Darcy Kuemper (Orlando Solar Bears), Torrey Mitchell (San Francisco Bulls) & Devin Setoguchi (Ontario Reign) AHL: Jonas Brodin (Houston Aeros), Brett Clark (Oklahoma City Barons), Charlie Coyle (Houston Aeros), Mikael Granlund (Houston Aeros), Darcy Kuemper (Houston Aeros), Marco Scandella (Houston Aeros) & Jason Zucker (Houston Aeros) Didn't Play: Niklas Bäckström, Pierre-Marc Bouchard, Kyle Brodziak, Cal Clutterbuck, Matt Cullen, Justin Falk, Tom Gilbert, Josh Harding, Dany Heatley, Zenon Konopka, Zach Parisé, Darroll Powe, Nate Prosser, Mike Rupp & Ryan Suter

[ofbakerst]

Fudge.

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

4x01 - The New Rachel

Busters Get Popped - Stoner Brett Bukowski

“Okay, let's get started. Remember, guys, we're looking for superstars.”

[hevanderson]

playing fuck/marry/kill with jules but we have to lock in our answers blindly :-3

round one – my decision:

first roll: lauren zizes | fuck

second roll: mike chang | marry

third roll: joe hart | kill

round two - jules decision:

first roll: rick the stick nelson | kill

second roll: blaine anderson | marry

third roll: rachel berry | fuck

round three - my turn:

first roll: tina cohen-chang | marry

second roll: cooper anderson | kill

third roll: elliott gilbert | fuck

round four - jules decision:

first roll: beiste | marry

second roll: rick the stick nelson | kill

third roll: stoner brett | fuck

round five - my decision:

first roll: jake puckerman | marry

second roll: adam crawford | KILL

third roll: carole hudson-hummel | fuck

round six - jules decision:

first roll: sugar motta | fuck

second roll: adam crawford | kill

third roll: finn hudson | marry

round seven - my decision:

first roll: april rhodes | kill

second roll: principal figgins | marry

third roll: ryder lynn | fuck

round eight - jules:

first roll: cassandra july | fuck

second roll: santana lopez | marry

third roll: rick the stick nelson | kill

round nine - me:

first roll: holly holliday | kill

second roll: tina cohen-chang | fuck

third roll: mike chang | marry

round ten - jules:

first roll: ryder lynn | kill

second roll: shelby corcoran | fuck

third roll: marley rose | marry

round eleven - me:

first roll: becky jackson | marry

second roll: kitty wilde | kill

april rhodes | fuck

round twelve - jules:

first roll: jake puckerman | fuck

second roll: artie abrams | kill

third roll: quinn fabray | marry

round thirteen - me:

roll one: kurt hummel | fuck but like specifically s4 kurt

roll two: shelby corcoran | kill

roll three: mercedes jones | marry

round fourteen - jules:

roll one: brody weston | kill

roll two: elliott gilbert | fuck

roll three: finn hudson | marry

round fifteen - me:

roll one: tina cohen-chang | marry

roll two: isabelle wright | kill

roll three: stoner brett | fuck..

round sixteen - jules:

principal figgins | kill

rick the stick nelson | fuck

finn hudson | marry

round seventeen - me:

becky jackson | marry

sebastian smythe | kill

roz washington | fuck

round eighteen - jules:

tina cohen-chang | fuck

sugar motta | marry

quinn fabray | kill

round nineteen - me:

jesse st james | fuck

sam evans | marry

dave karofsky | kill

round twenty - jules:

principal figgins | kill

jacob ben isreal | marry..

joe hart | fuck

round twenty one - me:

brad the piano player | kill

elliott gilbert | marry

sugar motta | fuck

round twenty two - jules:

kurt hummel | marry

isabelle wright | kill

terri schuester | fuck

round twenty three - me:

emma pillsbury | marry

tina cohen-chang | fuck

curt mega warbler | kill

round twenty four - jules:

rod remington | kill

jake puckerman | fuck

elliott gilbert | marry

round twenty five - me:

mercedes jones | marry

shelby corcoran | kill

becky jackson | fuck

round twenty six - jules:

hunter clarington | kill

beiste | marry

marley rose | fuck

[kidkubrick]

better call saul in the stoner universe be like

Mr. fring. its so good to see you. its been a while. what are you smoking? how is it? enough said. Brett? can you get that nugget from before? now, normally, we would never have this open. but a couples hours ago, I smelled weed smoke, and I look up, and this scooby doo shaggy looking guy is rolling in, puffing on a blunt, and I mean we're talking the full deal. oversized shirt and crocs, hadn't shaved in days. on his arm, there's a young woman who somehow slipped herself into the most comfortable hoodie I've ever seen. anyway, he clearly wants to impress his date. so he orders this. takes one hit and sends it back. for an edible. a hybrid edible. what can I say? but his loss is definitely your gain. I thought you'd like it. it is from the birthplace of sativa, Asia. this one is Thai Sticks, Juicy Fruit. so I'm in college. I make it to Japan, my first time. and I got a little enthusiastic with my Shinkansen pass. long story short- I get lost. I mean really lost. it is middle of the night, pitch-black. I'm standing on this cobblestone street with my backpack, and there's no one around. I mean, I have absolutely no idea where I am. finally, I get to this stand of cedar trees. I just go ahead and roll out the sleeping bag. and the next morning I wake up and...I'm in paradise. Tochigi. its this perfect little village in the northwest its surrounded by cannabis farms, everything's green and- they call it the ancient gateway to the head static valley. they've been growing weed there since ancient times. am I talking too much? the cannabis farms are so steep they can't get tractors up there, so they use horses still, to this day. do you get that pine-like almost citrusy? the soil is all iron oxide and loam. you can taste it in the smoke right? there's something I have to show you. the owner bought a bag of Island OG. I can't roll a joint but. but the nuggets are- you'll appreciate this. I'll be right back.

[asksam]

Jacob, you and I both know that's not how that works.

It's true that I did get kicked there and then just not in the mouth. These babies are all me.

That's what I tell the masses on my tiktok, but some people still like to bring it up. It's whatever though, I'm used to it. Dude, I'm not disclosing any of my subscribers to you, especially the famous ones. It's like patient/accountant confidentiality or something. I will say though, there's one guy with the email xoxogossipboy927@gmail.com that seems kinda familiar.

I don't know if I should thank you or not... Oh, dude, I heard that one too. My thoughts are that I have worked super hard on trying to do it and I actually can now. My swim coach says my nipples are crooked, but most people don't seem to mind so.

I mean... I was thinking along the lines of the second one, unless you want it to be the first, but I feel like you'd be sitting on some grade A merchandise. But yeah, man, to the actual world. If, and I repeat if: You stop selling my bathwater and speedos. I know you've been getting them from Brett so please stop so I don't have to get a new roommate.

Sammy, my intentions are so squeaky clean that I might have to sue Spic and Span for copyright infringement.

Okay, but is it true that you got kicked in the mouth by a bull at the local Rootin' Tootin' Darn Shootin' Cowboys & Brews Festival of '09 and the swelling just hasn't gone down since?

Yeah, buddy. That's not a rumor. Rumors are fun. Or so scandalous they make your teeth hurt. That just sounds like a way to make you feel small. See, even I know that's too far. Now. Your OF, though? Let's talk about that. Who's your most famous subscriber?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I might've started the watermelon one. I also said you could move your pecs one at a time like Terry Crews and nightly sing a little song to them. Thoughts?

Wait. Hold on. Shut your beautiful, King Sized Casper mattress (not spon'd) lips. Is this a just for me thing or are you saying what I think you're saying? You'd let me publish it? To the actual world?