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ask-the-toy-box · 2 years

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#stole this joke #Jurassic park #small arms #dr grant #elly staler #i think #whatever

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obsessive-ego · 1 year

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Beetlejuice: I've tasted every type of lube they got, and now I have the world's slipperiest tummy ache

#stole this joke

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aconitely · 1 year

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everyone loves me and my super acid that will eat through your hand faster than you can say "oops i spilled it"

#stole this joke

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dandelion-grl · 1 year

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you’ve got to be jeff the kidding me

#stole this joke from a friend #creepypasta #jeff the killer #spitter spits

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garpen · 3 months

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12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?

Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.

Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.

Jason: And he’s…from the circus?

#batman #gotham #jason todd #batfam #batfamily #dc #red hood #dick grayson #Bruce has had a very similar conversation with Dick when he first took him on #it's become a running joke and now Jason gets to be in it #and it'll continue on when he gets his other kids #kidnapped my first kid from the circus #the second one off the street #the third one i took from my neighbors #took my fourth one from his mom and grandpa #kidnapped my fifth one in the middle of an Earthquake #Stole my sixth one during an active crime scene #destroyed my seventh - and favorite- kids' mother and took the newly birthed kid home #dcmgtlau

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angelfish114 · 2 years

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I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

#yes i stole this joke #but im cool so it's ok #/j #demiboy #demiboy things #not art

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ohblimeygeorge · 4 months

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like father like son

#they have all the tea always #George really said: you stole my teammate I WILL embarrass you #for legal purposes this is a JOKE #george russell #toto wolff #f1 #monaco gp 2024 #charles leclerc

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beadyeyes · 6 months

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#i stole this and posted it as a joke but now you're making fun of the ibuprofen person💔

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biocrafthero · 3 months

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It's 'cause you're anyways in that damn house!!

#rambles #house of leaves #stole this joke from mutual

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pastacrylic · 9 months

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#homestuck #stole that joke from my gfs

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critter-wizard · 1 year

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#samandmax #sam and max #stole this joke from pop team epic <3 #sam #max #freelance police #sam and max freelance police #grimm art

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starhoodies · 10 months

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friday night pizza night

#soriku #i stole half this joke from hey riddle riddle #so no i dont think dominos actually has crab rangoon but then again ive never asked #my art

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gloopqueen · 5 months

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hopefully enough of you had an egyptology phase

#I think I stole this joke from tumblr #indie vtuber #my videos

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flightyalrighty · 25 days

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wraow

#THEY STOLE MY SHOT /joke #Sonic Movie 3 #Sonic Movie 3 Trailer #Sonic Movie 3 Spoilers

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spoopy-nevermore-dump · 5 months

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Annabel x Male Suitor Headcanons!!

She ignores your existence

#nevermore webtoon #annabel nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #lennabel #white raven #and she wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for that damned twink with black and white hair who didnt even play chess with her yet #i stole this joke im sorry #queuing this

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erros429 · 6 months

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farcille putting the romance in necromance

#dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #farcille #idk if anyone has said this before i apologize if i unintentionally stole your joke 😭#erros doesnt know how to shut up

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