#stolas answered

[helluvaflames]

@jizzlords

what if they kissed + Stolas?

The two of them had started to hang out a bit more after their last encounter. Whenever the owl had given the crystal away, his heart had been ripped out too. Given the fact that Blitz had ended up not seeing him anymore after the crystal had been given up. The only thing he could do now is attempt to move on. Which had been really difficult since the other had been so in love. Or maybe he thought he had been at the time.

But now, spending this time with Asmodeus he was starting to feel more like himself again. The two had been having some fun together at clubs or just hanging out with one another. It made Stolas happy, to be able to have someone seem to at least want to be around him. During their time together he couldn't help but wonder if he had hung out with the sin sooner than they did now. Though here lately, it was like whenever Asmodeus did something sweet, he could feel his heart flutter.

He's not sure if he's feeling what he used too for Blitz. But he at least has to try this time again. As the two of them sat together on the couch, he turns toward the other giving him a small smile. Not before biting his lower lip as he scratches the back of his head somewhat nervously. "This may be a little bit too bold, but would it be okay to kiss you?" Stolas asked. Wanting to make sure he got that consent before just doing it.

When Asmodeus gave the okay, he could feel his cheeks turn a light shade of pink. He grabbed a hold of the others shirt before gently pulling him down to his height. The owl then pressed his lips against the roosters. Starting it off by making the kiss soft and sweet. Until he picked up the pace a little and deepened it. Putting a bit more passion into the kiss as well.

[adyophene]

Been rewatching HB and I am haunted by the passing gag in episode 2 where it shows Blitzo working at Loo Loo Land at the same time that Octavia visited as a child.

[petitprincess1]

Did you know owls can sense when other animals are pregnant?

Oh.....

Oh no XD

That actually makes so much more sense than him being shocked by some rough-housing. We know he and Blitzo have done worse x3

[notherpuppet]

If any human designs of the sinners get confirmed later down the line, will you change them in your My Deer Nanny comic to look more like their canon selves, or will you stick with your design(s)?

I'll probably adapt in some capacity! I don't know for sure! The designs are based off an homage to their demon forms so maybe there are traits I could mix and match??? Hmmm, I'll cross that bridge if/when I get to it haha

[arcanumofthestars]

sorry if its weird- I just got out of a toxic relationship and have been absolutely LIVING! for the Hazbin and Helluva boss boys being sweet! Could you maybe do something like ideal dates they would do with a reader? Anything really- just in the genre of like 'cute little scenarios you'd make up before falling asleep'

ps loved your alastor headcannon <3

Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss boys' ideal dates (part 1)

Sum: Where they would prefer to spend their time with you as a date.

Characters included: Alastor, Lucifer, Angel Dust, Blitzø, Stolas, Moxie

Warnings: none, it's just fluff, except for like, three curse words and Angel Dust's job (I've put a note on where that part starts). Reader is gender neutral, if I have missed a pronoun here or there please let me know.

Alastor

Alastor lived in the 1930s. That’s all that needs to be said. A really classy dinner in the most expensive restaurant there is, with low lights and candles. And live music. Oh, the live music. Hell might be a filthy place, but the songs are… well… heavenly. You chat and laugh and eat with the soft sound of the sax playing in the background, the Imp on the stage singing “Somewhere over the rainbow” in a sensual voice. Once you finish eating, Alastor gets up and goes over to the stage. He says something to the musicians and they start playing a quicker rhythm, which you quickly recognize to be one of the most popular dances in the 30’s, called the jive. And you’re not surprised when your date offers you his hand and guides you to the dancing floor.

After a long night, you two go for a walk outside, chatting mainly about the Hotel. You tell him that you believe in redemption, and he finds it foolish, yet adorable. After that, the conversation gets deeper. You talk about secret hopes and regrets, about your lives on earth, what you would have done differently. It’s the first time Alastor is being this open with someone, and you know it. Your date ends with him walking you back to your hotel room and kissing your hand gently, before he wishes goodnight and walks away with one of his few real smiles.

Lucifer

Lucifer gets easily bored- no, tired with all the “King of Hell” bullshit. After all, he’s just a father whose wife recently dumped him. And at first it was really hard for you two to get close, him being afraid you would leave him like everyone else did. You’re not that kind of person, and he knows that now. Still, going out can sometimes be too much for him. All the Sinners and Hellborn running the moment they see him, it makes him feel more lonely, even with you by his side.

So he prefers to stay at home. You two make something to eat, like pancakes (they’re his favorite, trust me). As you eat, you start talking about anything and everything- except ducks, that’s a sensitive subject. The conversation will most likely end with Lucifer showing you some old album with photos of him playing with Charlie when she was a child. After you finish eating, you cuddle on the couch, watching TV. He ends up falling asleep in your arms (you’re the big spoon and I’m not negotiating over that), your fingers caressing his blonde hair.

Angel Dust

Before you proceed, I would like to note that this work includes mentions of Angel Dust’s job. If this kind of content is triggering for you, I would suggest reading only the second paragraph.

Angel’s job is a great part of his life. He might hate it because of Valentino but it is what he does best. So of course he wants to show you his talent- pole dancing. The best place to do that is a famous club near the Hotel (one that Valentino doesn’t go to often.) The owner is more than happy to have the famous Angel Dust dancing exclusively in their business, even if it is only for one night. The show starts, and Angel dedicates the night to you, making all the sinners turn around to see the one that stole the pornstar’s heart. The Spider Demon doesn’t fail to make you blush repeatedly during the show, teasing you openly, in a way you haven’t seen before, not even in his movies.

After the performance ends, you’re too shy to even talk to him, a situation that ends with huge amounts of laughing from both of you. After that you go for a walk outside, and probably have some takeout, because, well, Charlie decided that four times a week the Hotel will be serving boiled vegetables for dinner, “so everyone can stay healthy”, and it isn’t exactly the ideal food for a day. You two end up dancing in the music of some other club in the city, hidden from all eyes. Angel is amazed with the fact that you can enjoy something as simple as that. When you finally head back to the hotel, he replays the sweet moments over and over again in his head and that’s maybe one of the first times he’s blushed from something like that.

Stolas

When I say Stolas has money, I mean you couldn't spend one milionth of it in this lifetime, even if you wanted. He's used to paying for everything, so he really doesn't mind you choosing where you want to go- even if it is the most expensive place in Hell. He has a small panick attack on what he should wear, poor thing hasn't been to a date since, well, forever. He is extremely nervous when he comes to pick you up, but quickly relaxes when you start a conversation. The place is absolutely adorable after all you chose it, and the food is really delicious. Well, I don't have to say much, it's your typical ideal date.

After you two finish eating, you go to the Owl Demon's house (or castle I don't think something that huge is a house). You stand at the balcony for a long time, gazing at the stars, occasionally making a comment on astronomy (after you found out about Stolas' obsession with celestial objects you made your own research). The moments are truly blissful, and when he takes your hand and guides you inside, it's the most sweet thing you have ever seen- he doesn't want anything but you close to him, to feel you scent as he wraps his hands around your waist, burying his face in your neck, trying to get as much of you as possible. Not in a naughty sort of way. Just you, him, and the stars.

Blitzø

Blitz simply doesn't have the time. Don't mistake me, he loves you, but his job is taking up most his days and even with Moxie and Millie's help, he barely manages. He always finds a way to be with you if not daily, three or four times a week. Sometimes you just visit the I.M.P. "facility" and tidy up a bit while he's away, maybe make lunch for everyone and hang out with Loona, who surprisingly thinks you're a very cool person. Sometimes you join him in his little "adventures" in the human world, after all it's a great workout and you have to keep fit.

If Blitz actually finds some time to spend with you exclusively, it will either be eating snacks, cuddling on the couch with him complaining about work. Or. The most extreme fucking thing you ever imagined, like, extreme sports or something. The Imp loves the adrenaline in his veins, and you do too, once you get used to it. After all you'd do anything to spend time with the man you fell in love with. You're a bit dazed afterwards but for some reason he loves seeing you tripping around.

Moxie

Moxie is what you'd call a lovebird. The stereotype one. He buys you flowers and escorts you to the car, putting a rose in your hair or something like that. His suit is literally perfect and you wonder how many times he must have ironed it before he came to your place. Moxie is nervous. Really really nervous. He wants everything to be perfect, but once you reassure him, telling him that everything will be perfect just because you two are together he finally gets to relax. As he drives you there, you constantly ask where you're going (he only told you to dress classy and he's not disappointed with the results), but he doesn't tell you anything. "It's a surprise, you'll like it, I promise". The place is absolutely gorgeous but you can't help but wonder how much it cost... But Moxie's got you covered.

It's the ideal date. And gosh you have so much to talk about. When it ends (the Imp implies every four seconds that there will be more), the moment finds you standing in front of your house door, starting into each others eyes. Because in Hell, you found a soulmate.

That's all for now! I'm sorry that it's too short, I didn't have more time with my upcoming exams. I promise there will be a lot more though! I'm already working on a part two.

The characters that will be included are: Husker, Vox, Valentino, Adam, Sir Pentious, Fizzarolli, Striker.

If you want me to add any more, feel free to ask.

My requests are closed at the moment, regarding anything else. I will open them again around mid or end of March, though it's not sure yet.

Thanks for reading!

-Selena

[yasmiralotta]

I love how the show explicitly frames Octavia’s anger at Stolas as being sympathetic and at least partially correct, and people are like OMG Stolas is a bad father but Vivziepop hates women and children (and personally killed my dog) so the show will never acknowledge what he did. Dodges the parts of the show where Stolas says that the situation is his fault.

Exactly! The show makes sure to show how this effects both sides. Like, both of them are hurt and confused. And it also shows how alike they are. Octavia thinks that Stolas is better of without her, just like Stolas did with Blitzø in Full Moon. They really are 'like father like daughter' 🥺

Thank you for the ask❣️

[awkwardandeccentric]

“Fuck it! I am the mastermind! The hand that holds the strings.”

“I'm wicked through and through since I can not succeed Fiyero, saving you.”

[pringles-the-butler]

So... how Stolas treated you when you served him? Was squeezing you like a stress toy a one time thing or did it happen more often?

I dont even know how many lasting injuries I have at this point... I'm surprised my right horn is still intact.

Of course, more happened behind the curtains, but alas, that's what imp servants have to endure. I am expendable to these people, after all.

[goodmorningbluejay]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GU-

[helluvaflames]

@radiiosugars

🔥 - trixie for stolas

"Awe baby, you're so sweet for saying this! But you and I both know that you're the most attractive one!"

[the-decorium]

Do you have any good Stolitz matching pfps for me and my hubby?

Sorry for the late reply, here ya are!

[petitprincess1]

Just on twitter and saw this screenshot and…I have no words

Funniest thing about all of that:

Stolas' pupil turns into a heart when he's looking at Blitzo pfffff x3c

[takemetomyfragiledreams]

@monkess requested soft kissing and my brain just ran with it. this is post-mastermind

To the outside world, Blitzø is not soft. Loud? Yes. Abrasive? Always. But soft?As if. He's bristling spines and bared teeth. A dog that learned how to bite first, canines locked firmly around a fragile neck.

There are very few people that can make him feel settled enough to relax the front. Fizz, once they got over their past misunderstanding and fell back into easy friendship. Mox and Millie, who he took under his wing and who understand him on a fundemental level. Loona, who stole his heart the moment he saw her snarling and alone in the back of a kennel.

Before Stolas, that would have been the end to the list. For a long time, even, it was. And then came Stolas' confession. Asmodeous' crystal. Their fight. The party. The month of drowning the complex twist of feelings in junk food and bad TV. The trial.

Almost dying put a lot of things into perspective. Watching Stolas take his place? It was like being drenched in ice cold water, drowned, electrocuted and then set ablaze.

In other words: painful, traumatizing and so ridiculous he might have laughed if he hadn't been busy sobbing first.

Realizing that they could have seperated forever on bad terms, that Stolas had been willing to die for him even after everything he'd said, had collapsed any of the walls that had remained between him and his feelings.

He was an idiot.

An idiot with a very lost and alone bird to take care of. Which, as it turned out, came surprisingly easily. Taking care of Stolas, that is. He's done a lot of things to Stolas in bed. He's used teeth and claws, gone at him with knives and beartraps, the list goes on. He is used to being cruel in all the ways that please. But he finds he is suddenly reluctant to be anything other than gentle.

He helps Stolas groom the stuff that gets thrown at him out of his feathers—after putting a bullet through the offenders' skull; most people caught on quick not to fuck with his bird—gives him blankets and pillows to build his nest; even brings home shitty plants for him to nurse back to health. He teaches him how to cook the basics, explains who and what to avoid now that he's not living safe in a palace.

Taking care of Stolas is not the chore he once thought it would be. It lightens something in him every time the heavy cloud of depression parts to let Stolas smile or hoot in laughter. He feels good whenever Stolas rambles excitedly about the plants in the apartment, or when he tucks himself up in Blitzø's office to read through the paperwork Moxxie is finally relieved of.

For a while, it's enough. He tells himself it has to be enough. Stolas is in a vulnerable position and now is not the time for Blitzø to fuck it all up with his feelings. He's an asshole but he's not that much of an asshole. He thinks.

Then, one day, he finds himself staring at Stolas, eyes gone wide and body unnaturally still. His cheek is still warm from where Stolas kissed him and his ears still ring with the sound of Stolas calling him darling.

Fuck, he's missed that. How long has it been since he heard Stolas practically sing endearments? Too fucking long, that's for sure.

It's clearly taken Stolas by surprise too, by the way he's standing just as frozen, still half bent towards Blitzø. His face is slowly turning red, the shock white of his pupils shifting about the room almost frantically.

"I—I'm so sorry, I've overstepped, I don't know what came over me—"

Blitzø is still staring at him.

Stolas straightens and backs towards the door. His paperwork is inside Blitzø's office so where he's going is anybody's guess. He's grounded though, with no magic and no way to fly. He can't outrun Blitzø. Not like this.

There's a shrieking, undignified noise torn free from Stolas' beak when Blitzø pounces. He gets a hand behind Stolas' head before they hit the ground, keeping his pretty brains from being rattled. Stolas is so lanky that his legs knock against the door and send a picture frame clattering to the ground. It's a special edition horse club collectors item but in this moment Blitzø could care less about the fucking thing.

"Stolas," he finally says, tail twitching slowly behind. "Pretty bird."

Stolas' beak snaps shut with a loud click. His normally white face is nearly crimson. He's big enough to push Blitzø off but he just lays there, talons opening and closing out of pure nerves.

"Blitzø," he croaks out. "What are you…" He trails off as Blitzø leans in closer, eyes gone wide and pupils blown out.

"Really wanna kiss you," Blitzø admits. "The things ya do to me, birdie, christ on a stick."

Stolas warbles.

"Been trying to be good, but good's really not my style. Then you—" his spines shiver as he forces himself to take a breath. His claws dig into the floor. "You gotta tell me if you're just fuckin' around here, Stols."

"I'm not, I—" Stolas swallows. He looks uncertain and so far from brave but he still lifts his chin in determination. It's part of what Blitzø loves about him. That even when scared and completely out of his element, Stolas still goes for what he wants. "I'm not 'fucking around', as you put it. I meant it when I said always."

A low growl rumbles up from Blitzø's chest. "You said you'd always save my life."

He smiles helplessly. "The reason was rather implied, darling. I'm afraid my heart is yours, whether you want it or not."

Blitzø's growl rises in volume, until he's practically thrumming with it. His tail lashes as he bends the last few inches to claim Stolas' mouth. For all the tension in them both, for all the time that's passed, it is not hot and heavy as expected. It's slow and desperate, a reminder that they have been here before, that they are both alive and have made it back to one another once more.

"Mine is yours too," he gets out. "It's a fuckin' shitty ass prize but you got it."

Finally, those talons slip up his back, smoothing down his spines in slow delicate lines. His eyes slit as he purrs so hard it shakes his entire body.

Stolas lets out a soft hoot of delighted laughter. "I confess, I've never won anything before. I quite like this prize."

"Yeah, well, good," he mutters, as he nuzzles in close. "Not getting rid of me now, birdie."

Long arms fold around him, eliminating what little space remains between their bodies. "Good," Stolas sighs.

Drop me a stolitz prompt in my ask box and I might write it.

[voxsremotec0ck]

Stoliz x reader be like:

Stolas: I... I can't deny my feelings anymore. I love both Blitz and Reader but I fear that I have over stepped their boundaries, I am willing to step away and let them be together without me if that will truly make them happy.

Blitz: This is ridiculous. Why does Stolas AND Reader have to pretend that they care. Stolas owns was a quick fuck and Readers probably hoping that they can get a raise if they keep climbing into bed with me. Fuck pathetic shit you are Blitz, you've seen the way that they look at eachother, who are you kidding thinking they would look at you that way? Should just leave them with eachother and hopefully you don't fuck over another relationship.

Reader: Why doesn't Blitz and Stolas see how much they care for eachother? They've had same real feelings for eachother before I came along. I love them both but they love eachother more, I'm going to get them together even if it's the last thing I do.

THE AAAAAANGST OMG IT HURTS IT HURTS SO GOOOOOOOD

God if you think Stolitz is messy by themselves just wait until poor reader gets involved😭😭

[thecryptidart1st]

Dear Mr. Cryptid,

So in the Helluva Wires au… would Greg be Loona? (Ooo or Octavia?)

None of the characters from Soldered Wires are set in stone with who’s who in Helluva Boss, because I mostly go with vibes from the music

But yes, its Octavia

(I Really Love the Helluva Boss OST Part 2)

[yasmiralotta]

If the genders were reversed/ If this was straight everyone would hate it and acknowledge how abusive it is always a huge lie. Oh no one would ever like a movie where a man and a woman have contractural sex and then fall in love oh wait Pretty Women was a box office success and Fifty Shades broke records. Oh no one would tolerate a man hitting on an uninterested woman oh wait Barney was the most popular character from How I met your mother and basically any movie pre 2000s has men doing this. Unlike every thing else I just mentioned Hazbin and HB at least acknowledge that these things are fucked up. Like y’all claim you want nuance and complexity but you can’t even figure out what is happening in shows that literally state character motivations out loud via song. I don’t know what world they live in where gay characters get a bigger pass on being problematic because in the world I live in gay characters get ripped to shreds and nitpicked to death for any perceived flaw by people who claim they want gay representation. Also I know exactly why Husk and Blitz are the characters they would flip and it reeks of misogyny but this post is already long lol.

Preach! I honestly don't have alot to add here. You said pretty much everything that needs to be said 😤👍

Thank you for your input! ❤️❤️❤️