#stoked to get to TALK to them like wtf !!!!

[unfaes]

idk how i didn't post about this sooner ??? but little ol' me is meeting DOM P-C ( WAVERLY EARP ... #1 comfort character !!! ) in a WEEK !!! the amazing cryptid ( @ofcrossrcads ) was so incredibly unbelievably sweet &. got me a one-on-one call with them !!

[merlucide]

PLEASEEEEE CAN YOU WRITE HEADCANONS WITH RIN, KAISER, SAE, OTOYA AND REO AND A SHYREADER WHOS SHY AROUND PEOPLE SHE DOESNT KNOW BUT CRAZZYYYY AROUND PEOPLE SHE DOES KNOW PLSSSSS

BLLK BOYS WITH A SHY BUT CRAZY S/O

Notes: OFC WIFEY. Also… this scenario, seems, a bit self insert don’t you think…. 👀 ALSO LMAO I MADE READER UNHINGED?? SO- SORRY LMAO?

characters: Rin, Sae, Kaiser, Otoya, Reo

wc: about 300ish each

warnings: nb reader, cursing, randomness + cringe lmao😭

ITOSHI RIN

Well tbh, y’all probably had to have been friends for a loooong time for him to ever considering dating you 😭😭

So Rin had a good understanding of your personality, as you had known each other pretty much since the beginning of time.

He never understood how your personality went from 0 to 1000 whenever you two are alone. 

He prob thinks ur on drugs tbh

He’ll be your voice for you if you can’t seem to communicate with strangers, though he might not be the friendliest no shit.

he thinks it’s dumb that you’re shy tbh

He’s small minded about these things okay 😭

He never ever will get used to your bursts of crazy energy.

he swears he’ll turn around and you’ll have a horse mask on with a tutu around your waist

ITOSHI SAE

lmao you give him terrible whiplash.

He too, also thinks you’re on drugs.

You and Sae would like be at the airport on the way to Japan, his manager would be going over the details and precautions for going to Japan (yk fans and press or whatever etc etc).

His manager looked over to you and asked if you were alright, since you literally hadn’t spoken a word since he introduced himself a two hours ago. 

You nodded and followed Sae and his manager onto the private jet(cus he’s rich-rich😌🤭)

Once y’all were settled, his manager closed you and Sae’s cabin door. 

Sae looked over to see if you were alright, since traveling and yadda yadda can be overwhelming.

You were fucking giggling like an underwater hyena (that’s a thing I bc I fucking said so bitch).

You grabbed his hands and pulled back and forth giggling about how stoked you were rn.

LMAO HE WAS TOTALLY LOOKING AT U LIKE THIS

KAISER MICHEAL

lmao he was disturbed at first 💀

like “wtf happens to my shy, sweet, s/o??”

He’ll like be getting a glass of water at night and in the corner of his eye, you hold a flashlight at your face with a blanket wrapped around you. Staring into his soul, inches behind singing.

“hello darkness my old frienddd~”

He just blinked at you for a while. 

“Y/N what the fuck is wrong with you.”

ANYWHOOO!

He thinks it’s funny af though

Like how nervous you get around his teammates and then when y’all are home you start cartwheeling.

You sure keep his life ✨spontaneous✨

OTOYA EITA

LMAO A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN

YOUR RANDOM AF.

HES RANDOM AF.

= SOULMATES

he thinks it’s so cute how shy you are

He loves that bc ur shy around strangers you cling/stay close to him. He feels so sigma male bc he’s ’protecting’ you🐺🐺🔊🔊🗣️🗣️😏😏

Someone humble him please.

LMAO HE’LL GO LIKE:

“Babe watch this😏” and ninja pose really fast LIKE A LITTLE KID DABBING

And you’ll be like:

“Nah watch this😌” *does the worm*

Y’all T-pose at pidgend together 💕 #couplegoals

MIKAGE REO

LMAO HE’LL BE DAYDREAMING AND LIKE-

“My dearest Y/N! Oh they’re such an angel! They’re so pretty and kind and perfect! And amazing- is that them in a dinosaur inflatable doing the WAP in 6 inch heels?”

lmao kinda how it goes

He never really gets used to the switch up.

It makes him so happy that you feel comfortable to be yourself around him, even if that means painting yourself pink and putting googly-eyes on while blasting the Peppa Pig intro💗

He loves hearing people talk about you too.

“Oh y/n is really shy, but they’re nice I guess?” Like hah okay..

Pretty sure they weren’t crab walking in a tuxedo with a kazoo in their mouth playing Sinfonia N°9 Coral in D Minor, Op. 125: 1. Allegro ma non troppo, un poco maestoso by Beethoven 🙄🙄

LMAO I HAD NO IDEA WERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS. I WAS LIKE “wtf am I gonna do😦”

made April 21st 2024

[fictionfolk-safehaven]

Technically nothing about the source or the character is problematic but what I might have to say might be but im not sure, so sorry if this isn't wanted here but uh yeah

I rlly want to worship some dieties that are technically fictional (I say technically cuz the definition of fictional when it comes to religion is a little blurry) but like I rem worshiping and like working with them and honering them and stuff in my kin memories!!! And I still want to right now in this life! But like idk if thats wrong or not

Idk what to do 😭

-a c!scar (life series) who rlly wants to worship the Watchers again

OH OH we fucking love "weird" spiritual practices I'm stoked as fuck to get an ask like this. We're starting to get back into spirituality as a collective, because syscovery really shook us up and made us drop our practice. So actually we can totally answer this- it's not wrong at all in our opinion, and it's even something we've seen people do!!

Pop culture practices are a whole thing! I 100% encourage you to do whatever the hell you want. It's your practice. Our Phil(DSMP) is building a little altar for Death, specifically Death from his world and his wife. Our Genshin fictives are incredibly likely to incorporate their canon into their spiritual practices, and hell we as a collective see Teyvat (Genshin's world) as merely another reality.

I'd totally toss our spirituality blog at y'all if enough ppl wanted it, we just so rarely post on it because our practice has been non-existent lately. We just haven't STARTED doing pop culture practices, or any practices for that matter (god we need to pick up our tarot again wtf) so ehhhh. But absolutely do whatever!! Worship the Watchers again, etc, we're of the opinion that spirituality can and should be whatever makes you happiest.

Oh and as a final note, it doesn't have to be problematic that's just the focus of the blog! All fictionfolk are welcome to talk about whatever they have relation to their identities.

-Pyre

[ask-frater-imperator]

// now that I'm able to post spoilers, here's my thoughts on rite here rite now a few hours after I saw it.

First: a little context.

I went with my mother, my ghestie and my best friend who knew nothing about ghost besides the ranting she heard from me weekly.

They will probably be seeing this- so I'm not going to expose their accounts or anything.

With that, here were my thoughts:

.

The post credit scene and mummy dust is just

Implanted into my head now

Mummy dust bc me and my friends went batshit crazy hearing and watching it

I LITERALLY PREDICTED KISS THE GO-GOAT

I'm like "oh yeah they better do kiss the go-goat I need to see that live." THEN THE INTRO STARTS

I had my ghestie friend and another of my friend that had no idea of any of the ghost lore

But

WE CONVERTED HER!! /j

I really hope they make a DVD version or something bc i would sell my soul for it

I'm kinda disappointed they didn't use the boxer fit for anything much..

TOBIAS THREW US FOR A LOOP BC WTF

We all saw copia get on the hot air balloon and is like WAIT WAIT FUCK. NO. NO. and then he wakes up

Seeing his mother die

Also if the new guy isn't terzo I

I may just die

Bc

WHO ARE THEY GONNA PULL OUT THEIR ASS AGAIN JUST LIKE

OH YEAH THEY EXIST NOW

NO WONDER TOBIAS SAID NONE OF THE OTHER PAPAS MATTER, MF COPIA IS THE HEAD OF THE MINISTRY NOW-

When the post credit ended everyone in the theater was like please wait, no-

AND ALL YELLED IN ANGER

honestly so funny and ppl were so nice

I don't like I've ever met a rude ghost fan tbh AND I DONT PLAN ON IT!!!

.

And my thoughts after reading it again:

I honestly don't mind if the new papa isn't terzo, Yes, his album is my favorite with many good songs, but if the theory isn't right then oh well

There is a confirmed DVD and digital release. Just no idea when I will be getting the DVD, and I will be passing it down for generations to see/j

Me, my ghestie and my clueless friend were all holding hands for at least 3/4th of the movie, the reason I will remember mummy dust the most is because me and my ghesite went feral.. and my other friend was, well, clueless. TOBIAS LET MARY GOORE THE FUCK OUT. FINALLY!!!

The shirt I wore was literally copia being crucified with a crown of thorns, I WAS EXPECTING HIM TO DIE. but, I am very glad he didn't, I'm honestly stoked because now he does have the power he wanted, and I can totally rp that..

(The shirt I wore)

When mummy dust was done, we were all simping for copia.. (pls dont judge us. We are just little guys../j)

I had to hold back a scream when the mummy dust solo started, I love the ghoulettes..

I was so sad when copia was like: "no, no, no encore." Bc I really wanted to hear kiss the go-goat (it was one of my favorites when I first got into ghost)

THEN RAIN SPOKE. IM SORRY??!?!

Then I said over to my friends something like: "Yeah, i need them to do an encore.. NEED to hear, kiss the go-goat live, or I will sob." And of course, THE INTRO TO KISS THE GO-GOAT STARTED. Me and my friends and I just lit up with joy, trying not to cry from what I had just said and what happened.

I remember Square Hammer and the midair splits. The whole theater gasped at the same time. At that point, I was in tears for the 273673rd time. I saw copia do the pose he was meant to, and cried even more.

He went to the hot-air balloon, and everyone was silent. We all saw him wake up, and then sister on the floor.

I remember my friend (clueless one) commenting about copias dramatic crying over sisters' bodies. "Oh yeah, that guy knows how to act!" Joking in a good way, I laughed through my tears.

I don't remember when, but when Copia talked about taint tickling, she audibly, but quietly gasped and whispered something as I just nodded.

MARY ON A CROSS WAS BEAUTIFUL. THERE IS NO DENYING THE SCOOBY-DOO CHASE MUSIC NOW!!

It felt like you were there in the audience, like you were right there in the pit. I'm so glad that this movie is making so much in box offices. It was like an unholy experience I will never forget.

[ryuichirou]

Mobs/boys thoughts

We have a couple of asks about this topic, so I’ll post them separately! Thank you for your questions <3

Anonymous asked:

I just finished the first hallowen event, and I think it might have been the most stressful twst plot ever. The magicam monster were such rude entitled pricks that at times it was hard to read through.

But I have to admit that these kind of characters also bring out some fun potential scenarios. Have you ever thought about what kind of shenanigans they might have gotten up to? Idia seems like the easiest target of course, the perfect introvert to put against an horde of attention-seeking magimons. Also, I feel like I'm turning into "the mob anon" since I'm always bringing these kind of questions. I guess we'll see...

Mob Anon (yes), it was super stressful! I was so mad the entire time lol Yana is too good at writing mob characters that act exactly like mobs from hentai would act. This is the thought I was holding onto with my entire will just so I survive this insanity lol

I remember watching a jp video with a summary of this event and how the guy (who made it) went “alright, let’s kill them” (yoshi, koroshimashou), and that was the biggest mood.

However (if it wasn’t obvious by my mob comment earlier), I do agree that these characters bring out fun potential scenarios. I don’t remember a lot of details in this event, but I do remember being surprised that we haven’t seen a horde of magimons harassing Idia. But then we saw Idia trying to calm down Ortho who was about to literally murder these people, and yeah I guess that also makes sense lol But still! Imagine a bunch of guys touching Idia’s costume everywhere, commenting on it, manhandling Idia to take all kinds of embarrassing pictures together… I wonder if the boost of confidence that Idia gets from being the Pumpkin Knight would be enough for him to handle them.

I also remember them being very nasty with Leona and touching him while he was sleeping, and it honestly felt like Yana wanted us to think about them groping him inappropriately, touching his hair, rubbing against his face, overall treating their pirate ship as if this is some kind of ‘hole in the wall”, except there aren’t any holes there well other than—

Oh, and also that one guy who managed to touch Malleus and was super stoked about it! He touched Malleus Draconia woah!! Imagine how happy he would get if he touched him some more? Imagine how good of an example he set, and how quickly everyone would’ve started to rub against Malleus’ chonky tail, touch his horns, put fingers into his mouth to touch his teeth. It’s almost a bummer Malleus got mad so quickly that he almost killed everyone lol Sebek raised an army to protect his dignity so quickly, god it was a funny scene.

Vil had a bunch of fanboys, right? Those who ignored the “no cameras” sign and started taking pictures. Vil is way too good at handling harassers, so maybe he wouldn’t have a problem, but imagining him being disrespected by ill-mannered horny simps is always such a joy that I will dream about it…

I don’t remember what other guys went through… but based on how I’m talking about it now, it sounds as if I enjoyed these assholes ruining stuff for the boys lol No, screw them. But thanks to them we were forced to think about this.

Anonymous asked:

what kind of mobs do you like for the bottoms, or even just in general? ex like ugly bastards or nrc students for riddle

Oh Anon, if it was up to me, I would give away an ugly bustard for each of the bottoms for free… and they would go “wtf I don’t need this” lol When we’re talking about mobs, my first association is always this kind of man – gross, ugly, unpleasant and piglike. But Twst is also very good at other kinds of mobs: random guys always end up acting like some kind of assholes from hentai… and even regular background nrc students act this way… it’s so hard to pick one kind for each boy 😭

But I’ll try~ These are the kind of mobs that I think of when I’m thinking about our bottoms:

Riddle – Heartslabyul students (angry, bullying and rebellious)

Deuce – delinquent gang (both his old one, his rivals and just some random jerks), some gross pervy old men from his hometown that use his guilt against him

Leona – Savanaclaw students?? And his magift team

Jamil – Scarabia students (also angry at him), wealthy ugly bastards; I have a post about all of it.

Vil – Savanaclaw students (ironically), faceless obsessive fanboys (could be both young guys and older gross men), powerful older ugly bastards from the industry that abuse their power

Epel – delinquents (he and Deuce had a juicy moment with them in canon…), magift team, any group of big guys honestly, Epel looks good surrounded by big men

Idia – Ignihyde students (either fanboying over him or punishing him for being cocky), gross otaku guys, powerful older ugly bastards

Silver – his classmates manipulating him into “getting along”, Diasomnia students

Malleus – oh he is the most difficult to imagine in these situations for me, but he isn’t immune to mobs: Diasomnia students, powerful older ugly bastards (when Malleus was younger though).

[moneymartin]

No hate, but with the exception of the Dallas game, the Aces have lost 3 games in a row since acquiring Hayes 🤷🏻‍♀️. when her and KP are on the court, there’s hardly any ball movement because they both wanna score, when it should be A’ja that’s the first option. It’s also annoying that they both barely pass to Kate when she’s open 😑.

wonder what Hammon meant at the presser when she said there’s a trust issue within them out on the court.

also a wtf moment how Kate only came in within the last 2-3 mins of the 4Q?! She was playing well?

tiff is FRESH out of retirement i dont know what most people expect out of someone like that. sure, maybe she just wanted that one final opportunity w the aces, but she can’t even get the ball going. she’s always taking some stupid shots and barely makes them unless she’s somewhat open. sure, she’s good at making 3s but she needs to pass to open players more. and yeah i get that kp is an offensive weapon, but she needs to get the ball going too sometimes.

i watch literally all of their games and the past four have been HORRIBLE. nobody is passing to aja and she’s literally making most of the points. it sucks. and kate being open most of the time just gets me mad. its like they don’t even look at her while on the court cause theres so many missed opportunities for scoring when they take those risky shots instead of letting kate shoot a 3 or drive it in and into the paint.

becky probably meant that most of the players think the others can’t shoot well, which obviously needs to get talked about cause everyone has their own abilities on the court. stokes is a defensive player but can sometimes be an offensive liability when she doesn’t take some open shots. maybe that’s what hammon meant???

young is not at her 100 and everyone knows that which is why i don’t understand why becky didn’t put kate in at the end. she was already playing good and getting a decent amount of assists. she had already started over jackie in the la game which shows she has something in her that becky sees. maybe it was just the fact that they were already losing, but i feel like kate could’ve changed the game in the final mins.

[kuwdora]

My 3x07 The Witcher Netflix Ciri Reactions. I love Ciri. I love ALL versions of Ciri across the canons. For TWN I’m in love with how much Freya got to bring her best to these Korath desert scenes.

Under a cut cause I'm rambling for another 1k cause it's Ciri. my brain might be soggy right now but goddamnit I have CIRI FEELINGS.

This was like 36 minutes of Ciri all at once! God. those scenes in the book were so much and overall I’m very happy with how they translated it to the screen. I mean… there’s still plenty of WTF moments. Why were there unicorn balls?? Why were they in the background of so many shots??? They were so big. And obvious. I couldn’t look away. Unicorn balls.

Throughout the episode I appreciated hearing Ciri’s thoughts spoken as dialogue. Talking to herself as she is thinking about what Geralt would say about her dislocated shoulder. About what Vesemir said about the Korath desert being the frying pan of the Continent. She makes a reference to some advice Coen gave her about morning dew on rocks. This is her family she thinks of, that she’s holding onto amidst her isolation. It's great.

When she’s trudging through the desert at night singing A Little Sacrifice I got worked up. It was a nice touch to have her sing the song that Jaskier’d been singing to her back in the cottage. But then they had to do the memory-flashback sequence of Happy Family Times from earlier in the season while she was singing?? I love this pain so much.

She starts to lose it after she realizes she spent the whole day and night going in a fucking circle. Ciri becoming increasingly feral!! Mad with dehydration and desperation!! I have been waiting for these moments for years!!

I fucking adored the way they shot Falka appearing in the background throughout the episode. Observing silently until Ciri was desperate enough for her to show up (but not reveal herself yet). Ciri bends down to suck up those lizard eggs and bam, Falka’s dark cloak in the distance. Ominous. I fucking love this shit.

Then begins the Ghosts of Ciri’s Past. The main thing I took away from this episode is how only the dead ghosts have speaking lines. Ciri’s memory about her current family is always conveyed through dialogue or flashbacks, or the in that vision of a possible future for them in pain.

Pavetta shows up. It’s a joy and relief to Ciri until Pavetta starts telling Ciri how her family’s abandoned her. Just gaslighting the shit out of her. Stoking Ciri’s rage. Ciri just beating the shit out of a snake and eating it even though it makes her sick. Hard too have a healthy outlet in the middle of a desert. Illusions are not great therapists. I. love. this. so muuuuch.

I really love the sequence where Ciri wakes up in the tavern with Falka. The whole discussion about future possibilities and women’s rage and breaking the system is delicious. I really want the show to go hard and follow through with this explicit examination of women embracing their rage and having catharsis with it. And still come back to the core of Ciri's love for her family after all the bullshit she’s gonna be going through.

On my first and second viewing of this episode I’m still so excited... but I know the way the books go and I know how the showrunners and producers have flattened so many other things. For reasons that I understand and reasons that make me want to stab things. So I don’t want to hope so much. Cause I know I'mma get disappointed when they simplify or change other things that will make me go “what the ever living fuck?” again and again. I know better than to hope.

But anyway. FALKA. I love the actress they’ve cast for her, and this dialogue I’m just really impressed with this:

Falka: Honestly, it was the system that failed me the most.

What a killer line. And then I also really love this exchange, too:

Ciri: I think I have the power to change things. Falka: You’re not the first person to feel that way….not the first… But you, my friend… you could be the last.

Delicious possibilities. Ciri's a little distracted with the whole surviving a desert thing to be able to think through the meaning of that.

Ciri and Little Horse wandering through the desert. Unicorn balls. That’s all I got. No, that’s not fair. I did like all the monster encounters. Ciri stabbing the shit out of the giant arachna thing with it’s own carapace. The rage. The fucking rage. She’s so feral and I’m HERE FOR IT.

Calanthe shows up as another illusion/ghost. I’m still sad at the changes they made to Calanthe for the show. I feel like it was just a strange choice to make her character a racist for whatever narrative reason. So Ciri has something she can rail against and deride her grandmother’s reign, so she could eventually be the one to do things Differently? This is just all my book feelings here, I know. Calanthe was good and just and….not a racist?? Just another example of the show doing strange things to change certain things and ignore the other socio-political things that are morally complex that are actually in the books.

But anyway I do like that this is still another piece of Ciri’s past. The dead continues to gaslight the shit out of her. I love the actress that plays Calanthe. Freya’s despair and anger and the way the helplessness is just coiled hot around her!! Punching rocks and eating snakes. It’s so good! The emotional build of this episode! I fucking love it.

Ciri’s other conversation with Falka is also getting to me and I'm still kind of 👀 about it, but in a good way, I think? Except I'm still trying to hedge my feelings.

Falka: You know you’re powerful. Is that another thing we have in common? I always had a talent for attracting friends. I should have been queen. But when my father denied me my royal destiny, I decided to rally the common folk. And with their help, I took back what was rightfully mine in the only way I knew would send an unforgettable message. Blood and fire. Ciri: I’ve heard that story. Falka: Fitting, since in the end they tied me to a stake and burned me alive. Ciri: You’re Falka. The stories say you were a demon. A cursed elven monster. Falka: Stories created to convince naughty children to do their chores. In the end, it was much easier to cut my ears into points and let myself be what they accused me of being.

Mmm, yeah I find that delicious. Wonderful delivery by the actress playing Falka. Freya’s shock and indignation was excellent.

Little Horse’s injury and Ciri drawing upon fire magic to help seal the unicorn’s wound. Falka telling Ciri to embrace her power. Yesss!!

The horrific vision time!! Geralt and Yen and Jaskier in pain and agony! I’ve been excited for this sequence, too! Actually I wasn’t that impressed. Not that it’s bad CGI or anything. But I thought it could have been more gory. But I love Freya’s acting here so I’m just grooving with her pain anyway.

Ciri making that choice to relinquish her powers because she doesn’t want to give them up. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I love Ciri. SO MUCH.

previously on kuwdora watches twn season 3: 3x06 - Ciri reactions 3x01 - 3x05 reactions

[princessslut6969]

Cannot BELIEVE--

Just a few weeks ago, Hunny & I just happened to be talking about this ex of his (kinda overlapped with me... but no cheating... not poly/enm yet tho... we were "broken up" for a bit. it was complicated those 1st few months lol) & confirming my glitchy memory that yes they had sex, he was her 1st, it was awesome, & all about it.

She randomly called the other day, "cleaning out her contacts." First sign of life from her in 13 years.

I did yell over, "Oh my god HI!"

Catching up on life, good, good. Not on speaker tho.

He tells me later she initially worded "getting together" as "fourway?" to which was his "UHMmmm..." that I heard. Negatively. Started talking about other things.

Now, she was like, ethereal gorgeous. & she looked up to me. We did actually have a phone conversation one time about pl[tting out on/off time literally splitting him, before any clue beyond the word "open." & other convos about other life stuff. Obvs really liked each other.

Then her super abusive religious family sucked her up outta Philly, took her phone & all internet from her. They quickly found a secret facebook that also got abandoned.

We're so relieved & happy to hear from her. She was so stoked to hear we'd ended up together. She's married now, too, 2 kids & 2 stepkids. Wow.

But.

4WAY.

HUNNY.

Hunny: "Well me & him can go to Dave & Buster's, & you two can fuck."

Me: "Wha- *I* wanna go to Dave & Buster's, too!"

Hunny: "So you & him go, & she & I'll fuck."

Me: "I WANT THAT TOO!"

Hunny: 🤣

URRRGH

Look. I don't know the first thing about this guy - no name, no looks - just 39yo, 2 stepkids, & married her. Idek when or if the other 2 are his. Maybe I won't like him myself. But ya GOTTA at least gimme a CHANCE to see if this can ALL happen. 🥵🥵 At least just once. Come on!

Yes, we're the type that's the devil to r/poly. We're worse than het monos. We're a het guy & bi woman. (Basically. Tho maybe the intersex news would make me more favorable to them, but still not trans either, so wtf knows.) So effectively this has ended up as the dreaded "one penis policy." Which I have agreed to, but also simply hasn't mattered. Cuz god is it just plain difficult to find a guy who I could trust for sex AND trust him to not get attached - forget the true fantasy unicorn of finding a guy Hunny got along with well enough for a hinge triad. I haven't been seriously interested in taking any action with any other guy. (1 mutual crush developing got cut short when we had to move away from Philly ourselves. Never even got to discuss that. 😥)

But THIS is different!

...

At very least us girls will probably get our chance 😏😏

[agent-oo-z]

More Atavia head canon time. I’d say I’m sorry but let’s be real I’m not.

Tavi absolutely has a crush on Gale but is convinced he would “get bored of her” in time because she’s just a mortal and not. Ya know. A goddess. When she gets with Astarion(and later Halsin) she feels somewhat relieved she has a way to turn Gale down.

Secret sub head canon! Post game Tavi and Astarion move in with Gale! First as platonic friends because 1: Gale is basically the only person either of them know who has a fuckin real house that isn’t in the Gate(neither of them want to stick around) and 2: if anyone is likely to have access to research about cures to vampirism it’s probably the wizard with a massive personal library. At some point in time Gale joins the Astarion/Halsin/Atavia polycule because I love Gale and I personally think he deserves to have a wife AND a husband! Gale and Halsin aren’t specifically together and are mostly just like “ah yes this is my friend and here are our shared partners The Chaotic Elves”

Tavi kinda hates Valeria. Like she puts it behind herself and saves the holyphant and everything, but Tavi already has a low enough opinion of the fist without having encountered someone who DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO SPEAK TO THE CORPSE OF A MURDER VICTIM and then put the blame on an innocent refugee, stoking anti refugee sentiment! And then Tavi has to do her job for her??? EVEN WHEN ONE OF VAL’S COLLEAGUES ALREADY HAS LEADS ABOUT A BHAALIST RESURGENCE?! Yeah Tavi is fucking pissed about that. Devellah is one of the only fist members Tavi doesn’t fully hate because Devellah is actually trying to keep people safe.

Tavi has shockingly high constitution in terms of alcohol. Like yeah she’s an elf, but even among elves she can hold her liquor insanely well. It’s part of how she was able to survive drinking Thisobald’s whatever the fuck grog in the shadowlands. It was the first time she ever got properly (almost black out) wasted. She was absolutely a wreck the next day but basically she just had a moderate hangover. Shadowheart and Halsin are still unsure how she physically survived that and didn’t like go blind.

Tavi forgets that not everyone can talk to animals. She casts the spell literally as soon as she wakes up and so she’s just so used to having the ability. When she meets Minsc and Boo she goes mildly insane because WHY CAN’T I UNDERSTAND THIS CREATURE and Astarion teases her about it for ages.

Tavi’s two bears are constantly with her. Like ignoring game rules about summoning. She just literally has two bears with her at all times. The only time she can be convinced to leave them at camp is when they have to keep a low profile. She fully rocks up to the coronation with Two Bears and Gortash is fully thrown for a loop over this. “Wtf this chick is here with her band of weirdos and Two Whole Bears?!”

Tavi convinces Ulder Ravenguard to hold an official funeral for Ansur in which the citizens are told the tale of Balduran’s Betrayal. She’s so pissed about the Emporer/Balduran and feels extremely hurt over his actions and wants to make sure his deeds don’t fade into obscurity. Especially the whole “I killed the dragon sworn to protect Baldur’s Gate and didn’t bother telling anyone so that when they needed him most they’d find him dead and be fucked” thing.

Atavia had no last name! When she and Gale are properly married(after him and Astarion, it takes her ages to be convinced to a proper public wedding of her own) he asks her if she’d like to keep her own last name or take his and she’s just like “oh I don’t have one of those. Am I supposed to?” She ends up becoming Atavia Dekarios-Ancunin in the end after marrying Astarion as well. If she had ended up picking her own last name tho it would have been Hunter because she’s very bad at naming things and she is a hunter(ranger) by trade.

If/When the Tav-Cule has kids, Tavi goes full broody. Tavi had assumed she would handle it well because of her insane constitution and overall nature but it fully fucks her up. She ends up crafting a nest of blankets and pillows and plush toys and other cozy soft cuddly things and basically never leaves it. She needs at least one of her partners with her at all times, has atrocious morning sickness, even early in the pregnancy can barely walk on her own. She’s not sick or unhealthy, just super super super overstimulated and hormonal. She recovers insanely quickly however. Basically within days of giving birth Tavi is fully back to normal.

Speaking of kids! The Tav-Cule end up having at least 5, at least 1 set of twins and at least one adopted kiddo. This is not including all of Halsin’s orphans to be clear.

Atavia head canon time. I love her I’m obsessed with her and I’m going to make it everyone’s problem

Atavia is afraid of traveling at sea. Krakens, sea storms, whirlpools, all of it horrifies her. She’s fine with boats as long as they stay in rivers and lakes.

After becoming “the saviors of Baldur’s Gate” Atavia basically goes into hiding. She doesn’t know how to handle all the attention and recognition, and is extremely grateful that Astarion’s condition means they can only really go out at night. It’s far easier to get up to thievery in the dark after all! (She doesn’t need to steal but she’s a petty creature so when she encounters assholes she picks their pockets for fun)

Atavia is completely oblivious to the fact she’s been blessed with The Raven Queen’s favor for the longest time. It’s not until Halsin asks her what she had done to earn the blessing that she realizes. She and Astarion unofficially live with the Druid at the growing settlement in Moonrise but spend most their time searching for a vampirism cure. In between chasing down leads they spend their time with Halsin. During one such home visit Halsin notices a raven that seems to watch Tavi from a distance. He asks her is her “feathered friend” is shy or afraid of people only to learn Tavi has no idea what he’s talking about. The approach the bird together to make sure it’s not a threat(a familiar being used to spy in them, a Druid in wild shape preparing to attack, etc) and discover it’s an emissary of The Raven Queen that had been sent to watch her on her travels. After this she Tavi has her own raven familiar with her at all times. His name is Omen.

Atavia got her face scars while learning to live off the land in her young adulthood. She was attempting to climb a tree to get at sound particularly tempting fruit and put her weight on a branch that couldn’t support her. She nicked her face against the branch as she fell and without any magic or potions the wounds healed naturally and scarred.

She’ll never admit it but she is beyond jealous of Minsc. She fully believes everything he says about Boo and is devastated that no matter what she tries, she cannot understand the little creature. Atavia has always preferred the company and conversation of animals to that of people.

She hates roses. The flowers are over rated in her opinion.

Atavia doesn’t really like eating proper meals. She prefers to eat lots of little snacky things throughout the day

[k3rm1e]

cuddling headcanons! ★~(◡﹏◕✿)

this is more of a test thing to see if i like writing this way and if this blog does well

other imagines and headcanons won't include everyone i write unless it is specifically requested and is a prompt i really like

includes: wilbur nihachu karljacobs quackity dream georgenotfound sapnap p!tommyinnnit p!badboyhalo p!skeppy p!eret p!philza p!tubbo p!ranboo

cw: cursing

wilbur:

wilbur is a very cuddle-y guy

to me he seems very soft

i always see people saying he would like spooning, but i disagree

i feel like he would do more of a half-spooning thing with his head on your chest or the other way around

mans would DEFINITELY make you run your fingers through his hair

i feel like he would lay on your chest and just *nuzzle* into the space between your shoulder and neck

anytime you tried to leave him, whether it was because he had to do something or you had to, he would whine. so. fucking. much.

It would probably always go something like:

you - i need to piss

wilbur - no <3

but the moment he decides its time to stop cuddling its fine

and if you complain that you’re gonna miss him he’ll just call you clingy and tease you

like??? sir???

all in good fun though, no bad intentions :)

nihachu:

i feel like you and niki would face each other

with your head like under her chin and in her chest (this is a bad description but look at the “honeymoon hug” on the list for better explanation ;-;)

she would always want to protect you

so she does that by like almost guarding you and keeping you close

niki would definitely do the arm thing where she just lightly moves her hand up and down you arm

i’m so sorry if you don't understand that, it just feels like something she would do

if you haven't experienced that it kinda sorta feels like spiders??? but in a good way???

but generally she is very protective

she just holds you so close the whole time

even if she doesn’t want to let you go, she’s more understanding about it

she would be upset but wouldn’t show it because she doesn’t want to make you feel guilty

niki is generally just an amazing cuddle-r (is that a word?) and has a super comforting presence

karljacobs:

karl would definitely keep your head on his chest

the whole time he would just absolutely squeeze the life out of you

he would constantly bend his neck down to kiss your head

and instead of just like leaving his head down so he could kiss you it would just be:

*inner monologue karl* hmmm i wanna kiss them on their head

and he would lean down to do so which, cute

but then five seconds later he would do it again

and again another five seconds later

and again

very cute karl but please sir, your neck is gonna be so messed up after this

when you had to leave he would be upset, but like niki, would try not to show it

except karl is very bad at that and his pouting would be so obvious

so you would feel guilty and layback down with him

immediately he just becomes (●´ω｀●)

like a happy little puppy

karl is just too adorable for you to deny

quackity:

now we all know this, quackity is a huge dork

which is why i believe he would DEFINITELY use your butt as a pillow

not even in a weird way

i just feel like quackity isn’t too comfortable with touch so this is sorta his way of being close to you without it being a whole serious thing

like he still is able to be goofy and comfortable without it being a whole big thing

him doing this would almost always come with a flatty patty joke from you

which always causes him to threaten divorce, even though you aren’t married

while it isn’t a very good position for things like physical touch, it is good for talking and having conversations

for some reason i feel like he’s the type of person to text someone when they’re right next to each other

so while he’s laying down he’ll just send you random photos of himself

very annoying when your phone is spammed, but also good blackmail material >:)

i don’t think he’d be too clingy

obviously, he enjoys spending time with you

but if you told him you need to go do work or something he wouldn’t throw a fit or pout

big q just seems like he’d be more rational about stuff like that

overall a 420/69 cuddle partner

dream:

one word: spooning

mans just envelops you and has no shame

very big: “no you are mine! >:(“ energy

while he’s sleeping he’ll unconsciously nuzzle his head into your hair/the back of your neck

when you guys got to bed patches usually climbs in and you hold her

i love patches so much i could write headcanons just about her

dream always wants to be cuddling you

if you try to leave he won’t pout, there simply isn't a discussion on whether you’re moving or not

incase you haven’t caught on yet, the answer is no

you need to do work? just bring the laptop to bed

he needs to edit? just sit in his lap at his desk, duh

obviously, he knows at some point you guys need to stop cuddling

he just isn’t too stoked about it

when it comes time where he absolutely can’t cuddle with you, i feel like he’d be more chill

mainly just annoyed

georgenotfound:

i feel like george, like quackity, also wouldn’t be too touchy

i’m pretty sure he has a hard time expressing emotions (please correct me if i’m wrong!!) and i think that would crossover to his sleeping habits

i think he would prefer a sort of back-to-back cuddling position

it seems cold, i know

but also he would most definitely kick at you

so every night while trying to go to sleep suddenly you would just feel *kick*

and then instead of sleep you’re suddenly playing footsie

lots of laughter and warm feelings involved

george would probably pretend that you kicked his leg hard or something and act like you hurt him

the first few times you were actually worried

but then after a few months your only response was a sarcastic “cry about it”

which just led to more laughter

sapnap:

sapnap and you would do a sort of leg hug thing

you both you try to go to sleep in a cute spooning-type position

but the moment one of you fell asleep it all unraveled

you would wake up apart but you’re legs would still be touching

sapnap would joking blame it on you

“wow can’t believe you don't wanna be close with me even when we’re asleep”

“it’s not my fault! i can’t control where i end up when i sleep!”

“no, no. you don’t have to lie. i see how it is.”

“>:(“

but it's okay!

your legs are the first thing to react in a flight-or-fight situation, so they usually react in an honest way

which is like your legs are both reaching to hold each other!

p!tommyinnit:

i don’t get a very touchy vibe from tommy

i feel like the most he would do is put his arm over your shoulder

not in a flirty way, just in a “hey, there isn’t a lot of space, this will make sitting down more comfortable” way

he will let you sorta fidget with his hand/arm

i don't know if that makes sense but what i mean is that he’ll pretty much let his arm go *flop* so you can control it (by like moving it around or playing with his fingers)

in the beginning he would get annoyed

but eventually he would get used to it and wouldn’t really care

it sounds a bit strange but i personally find it very comforting to just have something to fidget with while watching youtube or netflix in bed with my friends

and it’s entertaining (sometimes i do this to me sister to annoy her :>)

he would act like he didn’t mind if you left him

but holy shit he is so clingy

If you try to leave it’ll just be “no, why??? stay here dumbass”

you would be slightly annoyed when he had to leave  but knew he had to film and stream and all that so you would be okay

p!badboyhalo:

you would kinda sit within bad’s lap

like not on his lap, but more of in between his legs

he would have his arms around you

and his phone would be in front of you so you two could scroll through twt or instagram together

or you guys could watch skeppy’s youtube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

rat would sit in your lap

she’s just;;;;;;;; so adorable

rat is just so soft and fuzzy in your lap and everytime you move to pet her she just melts

rat is the the superior cuddle buddy to any of these block people

p!skeppy:

skeppy, similar to quackity, is a total dork

he would make sure you guys were in a position where he could effectively troll you

so if your head was near his lap he would just flick you or some

“dude can you please stop hitting me in the head”

“it turns out i am not actually hitting you in your head because based on the perpendicularity of the bisector multiplied by the photosynthesis of the dividend, it is impossible for me to do so”

“wtf”

lya is so goddamn sick of you guys

she's trying to get him to actually do something but instead he’s just sitting there throwing paper airplanes at you while you sleep

he’s an annoying asshole but it's okay because he gives you money for absurd reasons

p!eret:

eret has such a comfortable presence

i feel like she wouldn’t be up for cuddling too much

more of like putting your head on a friends shoulder so you can see the tweet their showing you

but they do like to hold hands

holding hands isn’t very intimate but it's also just such a sweet comforting thing

she even holds your hand when you guys are out walking around

like if you guys were getting food somewhere (post-covid of course)

you most likely would get addressed as a couple

and he would just be like”...wut?”

it’s happened so many times at this point you just go along with it

“you guys look like such a cute couple!”

“oh we aren't-” “thank you!”

can you tell that i love eret?

p!philza:

phil always has such dad vibes

i feel like the closest he would get to cuddling is hugs and hand holding

even though cuddling isn’t inherently romantic, he is married to kristen

so i fell he would get most of his touch in with her

but with you he’s just so fatherly

hello dadza

whether you have a good or bad relationship with your father, everyone can admit that philza minecraft is dadza

this is such a dad thing, but tries to hold you hand when you cross the street

no matter the age, he just feels the need to protect you

hugs are similar

uses hugs as a way to comfort you and protect you

just so amazing all around

p!tubbo:

tubbo would love cuddling in any way, shape, or form

if you guys are hanging out at like the park or something and lying down

get ready to become this mans pillow

this is really fun to do with your friends but imagine you guys are hanging out in a field type area (with my friends we hand out in the field next to the cemetery but it can be any open grass area)

tubbo would just use your lap as a pillow the whole time

and when you guys were walking back to his house he would sorta drape his arms over your shoulders (assuming he’s taller than you)

he would do the same thing when you guys were sitting in chairs or at a desk

just drapes his arms over your shoulder with his chin on your head

if it's really late and he's tired he’ll just hug you

p!ranboo:

if you thought tubbo is bad, ranboo is even worse

not even really cuddling, he just likes having a sort of skin-to-skin contact

so handholding and laying on top of eachother

if he’s streaming he will legitimately message ou to just sit next to him

so sometimes if he’s just chilling by himself on the smp you’ll end up on his streams

he’ll have you next to him just because he likes be near someone

and so randomly it’ll just be like “chat, a real human is here, behave”

chat does not behave

(they heavily bully him)

he’s pretty clingy but when you HAVE to leave he’ll understand and just be a bit bummed out

holy shit this took me so long-

if you read this whole thing thank you!

[peepsibo]

hi !!! could you possibly write headcanons for robin arellano x babysitter reader ? (platonic) w the reader maybe being like 15-17 or something. still older but still in school so they know some people robin talks abt ?<3

my first 'x reader' request <3 i hope you enjoy i have no clue what i am doing LOL. this became a lot longer than i realized... also i plan on sunday night/ monday finally answering my inbox!

(platonic) robin arellano x babysitter! reader (gn), (platonic) casper crew x babysitter! reader ; headcanons; non-canon, fluff

cw: mentions of violence, cursing, implied child abuse, small angst portion at the end that follows canon sorry i couldn't resist </3

ok so first off, you probably started babysitting him when he was like in 4th grade so like 10 years old and you were 14 trying to make some extra money

and your neighbor mrs. arellano needed someone to be with her son for four hours after school cause lets say robin's uncle had new working hours

you would pick robin up from school that let out at 3, help him with homework, make him a snack, play with him until 6 pm when his uncle would return home

very easy job!

except in the beginning robin would NOT open up

anything you would do he would look at you indifferently and not react

at like all

not even when u made his food into fun shapes

you: i cut your sandwich into fun faces! :)

robin: *slowly blinks, takes the plate of the sandwiches with no expression and walks away*

so for the first two weeks you saw him as a little brat and you couldn't handle this kid

you were considering asking mrs. arellano if she could get another babysitter so you could quit or at least watch him less

that was until one day, the day you planned to talk to mrs. arellano about getting a new sitter when this kid

absolutely out of nowhere

would not stop clinging to you

you went to pick him up from school and he zoomed out the building and fucking JUMPED to hug you

you: ????

like he wanted to be carried home, and when you couldn't cause his back pack was heavy (wtf were teachers assigning to 4th graders these days???) he settled for holding your hand and talking about his day

and when you got him home he wanted to help prepare his snack

turns out he was analyzing you to see if you were a good person, a vibe check sort to speak

and you passed! congratulations!

also turns out for his art project in school he drew you :(

(you have that photo in your wallet and show everyone even when robin is like 18 you will go 'look what robin drew for me!' and he will threaten to hit u')

so now you are stuck with this kid for the rest of your life

when his 11th birthday rolls around you're the first person this kid invites

also at this party this is when you meet finney!

robin is SO stoked to have you meet his best friend he wouldn't stop talking about it leading up to his birthday

ok so timeskip to when robin is 13 and you are 17

while he doesn't need a babysitter now he will not let you go

you are like an older sibling to him he will be damned if you stop hanging out with him

think steve and dustin from stranger things

anyways

and since now robin has like gotten in many fights now and has a rough kid reputation and now u get the pleasure of making sure his wounds don't get infected! so happy 4 u

u scold him a lot the first couple times he get in a fight while taking care of him so he has finney clean him up before he sees you after school to avoid that

speaking of finney

he would be friends with the rest of the casper crew so now you have seemingly adopted them too

i think out of the rest of the casper crew, besides robin, you would be pretty close to vance and griffin

vance, because he also is a rough kid like robin but you quickly break down vance's walls surprisingly

he tries to act tough but when u call him kiddo/ help take care of his hair he gets real quiet and has a small smile on his face

honestly ur just good with rougher kids, like when u grow up u end up going to become a therapist to help those rougher kids and understand them

and griffin because he's small, u could pick him up like a ragdoll and throw him against the wall u have this need to protect him

but he's also the biggest instigator so now u have to really control him

griffin, to vance: me, personally, i would not let that slide

you: *sighing, having to hold both vance and griffin at the collars of their shirts like cats*

you about robin: they are lovely amazing kids they are my pride and joy :)

you about vance and griffin: these are my dogs, they have rabies

for finney, you also unknowingly adopt gwen alongside him

they are a two-in-one deal tbh

when nights get bad at their house cause of their father, they leave to stay the night at yours and you comfort them

so u especially take up a more parent role for those two

also remember i mentioned u cutting robin's food into fun shapes? you bring back your star cookie cutters for finney

he acts nonchalant but inside he's freaking out over the star shaped sandwiches

for billy/ paperboy, hes like the most normal of the bunch, the straightman if u will

when u have to leave the room for like two minutes u always have billy be in charge (he has those spray water bottles u use on cats when they misbehave)

now bruce... i feel like he unknowingly makes enemies with people so now u have to protect this kid from getting jumped and he has not a damn clue what's going on

u knock on his head and u hear an echo (/lh)

so atp robin def has a key to your house so now they can terrorize u whenever u want

you, walking into your home: hello people who don't live hear

robin: yo

vance: sup

bruce: hey!

billy: *waves without looking up from his book*

finney: robin brought us here

griffin: we were out of doritos so we came to steal from you!

they all take a year away from your life

to circle this back to robin, you two are obviously the closest

as stated above, he sees you as an older sibling and while u love all the others who entered your life, it will always be you and robin

you are the first person he tells when he gets a 'C' on his math test

he will always be able to mention you to someone in a conversation

you are one of his role models in life

at the end of the day, you two will always be bonded for life

extra: canon angst!-

when robin goes missing, you are a mess. it was one of the two days you typically don't see robin, and now you feel it was your fault he was taken. how could you be so careless? late at night, you wish it was you that was taken.

[obxparadiseonearth]

Spoilers ahead for those who havent watched season 3 yet❗️❗️❗️❗️its long im kinda sorry lol

Okay so I finished last night and there were lots of emotions for me but now that I have had time to sit and process heres some things about season 3 that im like what???? About.

Parents and returning to Kildare:

Jjs dad is gone. He literally had his dream a private island and no one to twll him what to do no cops no restitution (which we dont hear about again) but he still leaves bevause the pogies are his only family left. Instead of going to the chateau and seeing or waiting for his best friend he just breaks in to his house. Sara has no one so obvious shed go to JBs. Pope and Cleo (my new fave couple that basically needed more elaboration wtf happened to the No love club they talked about it twice but okay) i knew Heyward would feel some type of way but would give in to helping cleo. I love the Heywards theyre the best parents in this show. Now Kies parents bro, idk. Like at first I was like holy fuck theyve changed a little trying to be more open to what kie is feeling and all that jazz about parenting and not wanting to push your child away. Then they turn sara away like I know damn well you know her whole family is gone amd she has no one else just let her stay just tell her to come back later?? Then they have a party where they say "were all together on this island, pogues and kooks." Like fuck you? You were a pogue and you hate john b and jj and pope who is considerably the nicest of the 3 and the most resposible you have to know that and you still look down on them? Okay Mike.

Next the ending:

18 months later they have everything they ever wanted and all the parents are so stoked like did you forget you kidnapped your own daughter and sent her to a kitty hawk reform school where Jj busted her out? But because they discovered a historical thing and are honored youre all good for it now? That dont sit right with me I need to know what happened during that 18 months dawg. Sara and john b still together and touchy feely but the other couples look like theyre just friends again none of the hand holding not shit?! 18 MONTHS TOGETHER AND WE DONT GET NOTHING BUT ONE KISS FROM BOTH COUPLES?! I NEED TO KNOW! Also where the fuck is rafe?! What happened to rafe?! Do we just not get to see that whole thing?! Im mad about that. And we only see rose like 5 times and wheeze once?!!!! Bullshit.

I enjoyed this season but there were moments I was like okay wtf happened did I miss shit?!

Also topper is a little bitch because his moms such a bitch 🙄

[acearohippo]

MonkeyLotus + Lewis discover that they have become popular enough to gain a fan base. Lewis loses his shirt (heh) over the fact the he is a meme (in a good way). Ling goes on a rant about how he is an artists worst nightmare (hands? I got six of em’!) and Xuan saves countless videos and animatics. Fanfic is written. Fic is discovered. Chaos ensues. Xuan makes literal essays of thoughtful feedback. Ling subjects Lewis to a dramatic reading of poorly written smut. The internet knows no peace.

You and me, right now? We this 🤞🏼. Cause I've been on that SAME WAVELENGTH FAM. What started as a thought of "What if the review section existed in universe as a way for non-espers to safely and anonymously vent, criticise, praise, and/or make suggestions about the espers around?" And then, because it was a bunch of out-of-touch boomers who decided to make this a thing, they didn't even attempt to but any regulations on it asides from some basic censoring some curse words and body parts. So, imagine the older espers, like gen xers and older millenials, genuinely wanting to hear what people had to say about them MEANWHILE younger millenials and gen Z espers are like "FFUUUUUU- NOOOOOO!"

Cue the first ever espers union live reading of comments, and Li Ling just adamantly refusing to read a single one of his reviews. Tang Xuan is Lost™ and barely focused, Lewis is trying not to bust out laughing in front of the cameras.

"I'm actually illiterate, you ableist piece of shiii-" -Li Ling, straight faced, but flushed maroon and unable to make eye contact.

"I don't even think you'd be allowed to say half this stuff, live" -Lewis, trying to steal a sheet so he can read it out loud to test the censorship crew

"I have bore witness to a string of words I never thought to be grouped together and we, humanity, are forsakened." -Tang Xuan, Traumatised™

Them discovering fandoms and stan content related to them would be equal parts terrifying (for content featuring themselves) and hilarious (for content about their friends).

Eventually, because the trio of them are such chill and go-with-the-flow type of dudes, they'll probably jump in and add to fandom chaos! I'm talking, more fan service, random social media posts quoting lines from pretty well known fanfics, Tang Xuan sharing a crap ton of art, especially ones featuring him and Li Ling with captions like "this could be us but you're playing 🤡", and saving anything nsfw featuring him to a private account "this could be us but you'd rather impale miramon😔". Li Ling actually gets upset when artists forgo his arms, hand-drawing difficulty be damned, "Ableist, all of them! >:(" "bro, wtf is up with you and ableism?? You just learn that word or somefin?" "Besides, you can get rid of your arms at any time, that's not a disability." "Yeah?? And?? Sometimes people in wheelchairs CAN walk, we ain't taking away their wheeling privileges tho" "... I... Mm. I don't like that that is, probably, an... Acceptable comparison. " "Nah, but hard agree, why tf does that make sense?!" "It's called self-advocacy🤌🏽✋🏽👍🏽 😌✌🏽✊🏽🤙🏽"

Lewis commissions artists to draw all sorts of posters and create shirts and what not for the Fire Fists. Tang Xuan makes weekly posts covering his favourite songs and gets super stoked when they're used in AMVs featuring him. Li Ling will not touch social media because of the amount of thirst comments he gets, but he also reads every single social media post he can find on himself and will make references to them.

And the memes. Oh LORD the memes. Once the Boys get a hold of them, it's over for the Union. Or, rather, it's over for the aged Union members and an all out war amongst the younger espers.

[itsdivineart]

Fresh always makes their black guys so fucking creepy…

Like Wyatt literally had a shrine for Serena and Johnny made a doll of Emma and went on a date with it… like… wtf is up with that???

Broseph is fine, and DJ was too until he became a worse version of himself in the coming seasons of TDI, like come on now, tf is this????

Also ion like how they literally made a worse character development plot for Johnny that they already used for Wyatt. They did the same with Caitlin and Lo since they both have the same character development plot (except Lo’s is better than Caitlins and Wyatts is better than Johnny’s) like Fresh LOVES to recycle the same character trope down to the T.

Stoked is just 6teen in a different setting tbh!!

Okay lemme just. Ima talk abt the Stoked characters rq

Reef/Leslie sucks. Okay?? Like Jonsey sucks too but Jonsey makes up for it by being the funniest character. Like, actual laugh out loud funny. Reef is none of that. He’s just an unfunny misogynistic that idc about much.

Emma is,,, Emma! I mean she’s just kinda boring. Just a simp, really.

Lo is everything I wanted Caitlin to be and more. Like hands down such a great character.

Finn… just. Ugh. Literally Nikki but WAY worse, she gets jealous of Reefs and Los relationship but girl you know damn well you weren’t going for him??? Idk Finn just annoys me, easily second worst character after Reef.

Johnny became more likable when he stopped crushing on Emma tbh. Simp 2.0 ❤️

Broseph… I had such a big crush on him as a kid bro, like omg. I love surfer/skateboarder and chilled guys like what’s not to love?!

But tbh I wish Fresh gave them different personalities. I think that’s what really stopped people from watching this underrated gem because the popularity from 6teen. And when they watch the new show, they think to themselves, wait, this is basically cult classic 6teen, and just watched that instead.

These rehash of the same personalities causes Stoked to become stale quickly because we’re so used to the same old same old!

Wanna know how TDI is different?? Because more stereotypes and more personalities to flesh out instead of the same 6. More people to love and grow attached to.

Anyways. Sigh.

[miyaniacs]

hey 🥺👉👈could you maybe write some headcanons for my volleyboys kuroo, tsukki, wakatoshi and terushima (idk how many i can request tbh, remove some if it’s too much) so basically the boys are getting nasty with their s/o in the club room or maybe during the training camp, and their teammates walk on them. How would the boys react etc. Have a nice day, i hope you are staying hydrated💕

how could I remove someone when you did such a good job at requesting some of my faves?! 

ALSO yeyyyy this request gives me life! I’m so excited to write it !! and all the asks and sweet messages I got today got me in a good mood 

warnings: slight nsfw, me being my stupid self again who can’t be serious for only one second 

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HC getting caught by their teammates 

sooo flirty flirt Kuroo

it would happen during training camp 

and 100% Bokuto is involved in the mess 

soo kuroo - being the horny pornstar he is - was more than happy when you told him that you would help during training camp 

Meaning that you would especially help him... out. 

well.. newsflash you did not. 

I mean.... how could you with all the other sweethearts being around you? 

Bokuto accepted you as his mother owl the second he saw you??? 

and hinata? let’s not start with this sunshine 

but just this one thing. 

Hinata + Kenma = your heart running a marathon 

SO BACK TO KUROO 

he was.... salty? you neglected him for his enemies friends

sooooo he asked you to help him getting some stuff for the next match 

you haven't really listened to what he said, wayyy to into the story Bokuto was telling you - yet you still followed kuroo

here you are now 

one leg around his hips, hands tangled up in his hair, his lips abusing that one specific stop on your neck, his hand on your ass, the other covering your mouth

“what was that kitten? you want some more?” he smirks and starts grinding onto you 

you throw your head back and he finally lets go of your neck, happy with the mark he left 

his lips find yours again in a heated and very needy kiss

Your heads are filled with each other so you don’t acknowledge the footsteps coming near the basement 

“I think they should be in here!!” 

AND

Bokuto swings the door open

Kuroo and you turn your heads to look into bokutos, Akaashis and Lev’s faces. 

Bokuto again shuts the door close 

“ I CAN GET YOU 15 MINUTES !!!! MAX 20 !!!” Bokuto screams 

Bokuto faking an extreme emo mood so you and kuroo can have some ... quality time? CHECK

emo mood suddenly gone as you two walked back into the gym 

during the game : Kuroo was at his best, Bokuto made it obvious what happened due to his WINKING, also Lev was a tomato AND Akashi just done with this world. 

our FARMER Ushijima

it was ALL your idea lol 

so you can’t blame him

you waited outside the lockers room for him to come out 

it was still 20 minutes till their practice started 

He walked out with Semi and Tendou 

“Oh hey y/n - do you need anything?” he asks and the three of them stopped. 

“Oh uhm.. I just needed to ask you something real quick.” you lied. 

“Sure - you don't have to wait, I’ll come right after.” and with that you two are alone. 

“So what’s up love?” he tilts his head. 

“Is it fun?” you ask him dead serious. 

“Fun?” he’s already confused - what is supposed to be fun?

“Torturing me.”

“To- WHAT? Love, I have never intended to hurt you in any way I'm sorry if I did it wasn't my fault at all...” he begins and you interrupted him 

“So ... you did not flexed your arms the whole time during math?!” 

oh. now it clicks. 

his face relaxes and he stokes your cheek. 

“Let’s discuss this inside, shall we?” he gently pushes you into the lockers room. 

yes soo... things get heated real quick 

his shirt already off again 

your hands run over his rock hard muscles 

stopping at his arms, your hands grab onto his biceps 

he starts nibbling on your lower lip - earning a moan from you 

his hands are rested at the small of your back, moving downwards until he got a good grip on your booty

uhm well yes.. you two forgot the time 

and the team needs their captain right? 

sooo Goshiki and semi walk back to see if everything is alright with you and if he can finally come so they could start with practice 

Semi opens the door

Goshiki’s face drops, mouth open, hands over his eyes 

Semi’s just rolling his eyes 

“Alright, continue this later we have practice.” 

ANDD with that 

Ushijima is already dressed leaving the room with semi, who's dragging a still shocked Goshiki back with him.

“I’ll see you tomorrow love, text me when you got home!” Ushijima yells over his shoulder. 

You stand in the room for another 10 minuets. 

HOW could he be so unbothered and just leave? Sure volleyball is his number one but .... just HOW? 

Well... he’s not unbothered, since he can only think about your soft lips. 

YET 

It’s Ushijima and he’s got the ultimate poker face and eventho his thoughts are with you - he’s still amazing at volleyball and no one noticed 

you will see him tonight already tho ... and not just tomorrow.

NOW MR. UNBOTHERED SLATY MC SALT. Tsukishima 

When: training camp  Where: GYM 3 Who: Bokuto and Kuroo

the walk OF SHAME

SHAME

SHAAMEEEE

Tsuki and you needed this quality time- he was annoyed and you wanted to distract him 

andddd got carried away 

he sat on the bench and you on his legs

his hands on your ass, or roaming over your back 

your arms wrapped around his neck 

tongues fighting with each other 

you just started grinding on him, already feeling a lil something underneath you 

then you heard it 

the 

GASPS 

Tsukishima hid his face in your neck. This did not just happened. Not here. not THEM 

you turn your head and see the faces of Bokuto and Kuroo. 

“Dinner is ready... but I guess you already started with the dessert.” Kuroo smirks... and it grew mischievous

“OY Bokuto, let’s leave those two alone and tell the others that they already ate.” 

And they ran away 

from a far you hear Bokuto scream 

“Tsukishima and Y/n wont come... Well they probably will come.. but not for dinner, they’re already eating each others faces.” 

You stayed in the gym for a few more minutes. 

Non of you saying anything 

Your stomach grumbles and Tsuki sighs 

“We can either jump off the nearest bridge OR get humiliated. I’m rooting for the first option.” He looks into your eyes and adds “I’m sorry baby.” 

Well.. you still chose the second option. 

You open the doors and all the talking stopped

and now all eyes are fixed on you two as you get inside the room and sit down beside Yamaguchi and Hinata. 

still non of them dared to say a word - thanks to Tsuki’s death stares

Well... non besides Kuroo and Bokuto... 

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST - BIG FLIRTY ARIES ENGERY : TERUSHIMA 

Newsflash

Not the first time

this happens all the time

one unlucky team member walks into you two making out about once a week

Well today the unlucky one was Futamata

He forgot something in the VBC’s room 

and well.... 

opening the door... he saw your legs wrapped around Yūjis torso, your hands in his hair, your blouse on the floor. 

Yūji still as shirtless as he was when he last saw him

“GUYS PLEASE. Stop for a second and let me get my bag.” he covers top his eyes

“Well, your bag is on the other side of the room so I don’t see a problem.” Yūji says unbothered by the interruption, is lips badly leaving yours 

“Just be on time for practice. I swear to god Misaki’s going to kill you otherwise.” and he left the room again. 

Yūji is back doing his work the second he heard the door shut. Lifting up your skirt a bit more his hand moves in-between your thighs... 

well... he’s late for practice again 

opening up the door to the gym he walks into it like the ‘king’ he is

His hand runs through his still messy hair and smug smile on his face

“Sorry - got caught up in something.” 

the whole team, coach included, rolls their eyes. 

fast forward after practice ended in the lockers room. 

“WTF TERUSHIMA ?!” Futamata exclaims jumping back from the lockers he saw you pressed against earlier 

“What?” Yūji asks, already knowing what’s up 

“YOUR BACK. You two did... did it... HERE?!” 

“well.. good for you that you got your bag in time.” he smirks and finishes getting dressed. 

“CLEAN THE GODDAMN ROOM.” Bobata looks disgusted. 

Well the whole team looks disgusted asking themselves if they should just burn everything that touched basically anything in this room. 

“No sorry, I can’t. Promised Y/N to finish what I started.” And with that he casually walks out of the room leaving his team disgusted and with nightmares. 

general tag list : @brokeyiam 

[longeyelashedtragedy]

all or nothing episode 2: stream of consciousness comments

-not ready for granit’s injury not ready not ready

-warning for foul language and SMOKING omg scandalous

-”turf moor”...i never ever have ever not heard “TERF MORE”

-auba’s story of his star.....raining on my face

-omg mikel making them play memory games......omg the boys always look so alarmed whenever he starts talking like “oh god wtf is this guy gonna make us do now (affectionate)”

-i kinda think mikel’s vers energy leans more toward top? maybe?  which makes xhakarteta more epic so much to think about (or is this just me projecting as a bottom)

-omg granit and mikel trying to sneak looks at each other in the group photo

-this video of emile at age 15...that hair....babey

-emile’s dad is a SPURS fan??? D R A M A 🍿

-he’s so soft-spoken i love our babeys

-granit being like “my suspending is over” i love this

-”you’re the future man you’re the future. i felt it from the first day, you’re the future here.” granit talking to emile!!!  jfc granit is such an award winning person god smashed the mold. (also---future manager vibes)

-mikel arteta thighs queen of north london

-ok i wasn’t expecting carlos cuesta to give B a pep talk but i have feelings in my heart

-mikel’s drawing is even better this time around and granit is just STARING at him pls get married already

-”you’re gonna have a feeling on the pitch like you are hard” me too mikel...me too

-okay but why was this shot of granit putting on his socks so hot (bc everything he does is hot lol)

-kt PACKING...surprises me every time

-”i fucking love this football club, i fucking love all of you” pls @ stuart macfarlane you take beautiful photos and have a beautiful heart

-this episode should have come with a tears warning

-man i remember how stoked i was for this game and then also my heart hurt for granit....what a mix

-B ALWAYS listening dutifully

-”and show them how much you love him” omg granit does this without being told 

-auba’s BDE in this episode is really doing it for me ngl

-mikel celebrating...fans celebrating....god i wish that were me 

-”to go, and to get back, and to manage the fucking ball the way you did it” it’s been way too long since mikel said “fucking” thank u mikel

-is he losing his voice!!! is it bc he’s screaming his head off on the pitch in celebration? omg yeah his voice is shot why is that hot

-wow ok so granit’s injury is just...not a thing huh lol? player who never gets injured being big time injured? sigh

-kt dancing....auba hugging stu...PLS

-oh i’m so glad granit is there celebrating so happily with the team anyway, what a marvel he is i’m simping

-ok so this episode was less of a thirst trap and more of a heartwarming warm fuzzies situation!!!  i’m also ok with that!!!