#stoagie
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Very weird to see people reblog art for sale but in the tags they’re explaining exactly what circumstances in their life are making it so that they can’t afford a commission/purchase rn. I disagree with that post that’s like ‘you should always explain yourself when you apologize’ for a number of reasons, but like
#if you’re already mutuals/on speaking terms with the artist I like to think there’s an unspoken understanding shit’s hard#and if it’s a stranger it’s like. how would you feel reading those tags?#‘oooh this is expensive my dog stoagie got hit by 12 cars btw’
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2am shower. thooughts. ig i know im mixed, i think thats quite evident. 2024 is the year of awareness. mixed what, great question
#smokin stoagie rn#idk#inmy head cuz my sister brought up that she identified w afrolatina#and i never really saw it th#that way#and i wanna chalk it up to us growin in diff places#grew up in northern florida predominantly white area and she in south fl#so all these white kids yk. i figured i was like them#nowadays i really dont#but i still feel disconnected#im just. mixed ig#i dont even know if i can call myself afrolatino#but i wont deny that im mixed black#ig it just feels like its not mine#thats something. beautiful that dont belong to me#if that makes sense#dont get me started on my dad. idfk man#there just arent any words that feel right#i just dont know if they could even belong to me#i want it to#but i refuse to push it beyond that. feels disrespectful
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you aint gettin out of throwing pistachios, fucker. those twinks deserve it. *puffs on my stoagie*
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in 600 billion bc, stoagies were much larger and more hefty, and flavorful, due to the higher oxygen in the atmosohere
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AAAAAA THJIS IS AMAZING AA !??? IM GONNA EXPLOOOOODE
A friend showed me @clowncupcakes' clowns and just had to draw 'em
#my dnd character.....#and a clown i made up like yesterday and dont know what to do with yet....#i love them both so much#smaller clown is big stoagie btw#taller is bon bon
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Have a springtrap smoking a stoagie
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two of rhe most beautiful animals i have ever created, stoagie and ectocooler. i took a break from rhe game for a few months but the gene pools starting to get REALLY fucked up
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@celestialmantdonna: “Where did you go?”
Skurge stopped in the doorway of the ship, a stoagie in his mouth and several cases of beer tucked under his arms.
“To get drinks... Didn’t you get my note?” he mumbled around the cigar as he placed his load of alcohol on the nearest surface. Sure enough, his note was right where he left it... written in Norse. Completely forgetting no one else here could read it.
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If this guy walked up to you and handed you the fattest stoagie you’ve ever seen, would you take him up on his offer?
this guy is like a real life fantasy dwarf to me. i feel like when he is not smoking stoagies like he's breathing air, he's probably forging the finest tools ever seen.
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celebrity sighting: just saw a dog that looked exactly like ‘my 5 month old stoagie’
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hi! Im stoagie, and this is hoagie!
#floyd.txt#My television show pitch#Spiders#This is one of my personal inside brain jokes because this picture makes me laugh so much the baby looks like a cartoon guy
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i didnt even think you could get frozen in the fucking poochyena battle this has never happened to me. this fucking stoagie
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k so tomorrow is the last day im allowed to use nicotine. so today my challlenge is to only smoke 3 stoagies and tomorrow to hopefulllyyyyy only smoke two. and then while i'm at my dads house i can only smoke herbals. and then when i come home on the 3rd im done smoking anything at all. weed or anything. i'll probably only last a week with weed but i for real am done with tobacco or any kind of nicotine
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Jinx Kinx for WIP Wednesday, please!
thanks!! answering three more >:3c
🔞⚠️ NSFW, smoking
He doesn't expect his cigar to become so central to their play session, though. It stays in his mouth at first, ‘cause he just lit the thing, and he's gonna damn well use it before he puts it away. And, well, Torn doesn't mind it. Though Jinx could've sworn he heard the quick hiss of an inhaler as he entered the room. But the guy pushes him onto a chair and practically mounts him, straddling over his legs and bringing their crotches together. “Damn! Eager today,” Jinx grins. Torn just growls, “Shut up and fuck me.” “Heh, that's my line, sugar. Well, maybe a bit nicer.” Their pants quickly end up on the floor, Torn seated on Jinx and riding wildly. Jinx sits back and just lets him, taking little puffs of his cigar every now and again. The view is absolutely glorious, Torn's wet pussy taking him fully again and again, the man's face pinched in concentration and pleasure. Just ‘cause he can, Jinx relights his stoagie. Torn wrinkles his nose. “Seriously.” “Hey, you're the one who practically fellated this stick earlier,” Jinx winks, “I just gotta keep up appearances.”
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