whompthatsucker1981

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The second most interesting thing about Four-Eyed fish is that they have have left and right handed males and females, and mate with the opposite “handedness” as well as sex.

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maybe im just smoking dick but i dont think i should be paying 70 dollars for games that can't run with my gpu that's not even 4 years old

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remember when guys would just wear anime girl orgasm face compilation hoodies out in the world i want a where are they now for those people. i do assume most of them have passed away from vape rig complications

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The last unicorn died in the Berlin Zoo in 1908

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Now I might be stupid. I might be a fool. I might be an idiot who doesn't know how to read. I might desvere to be beaten and shocked and electrocuted for not knowing anything. I might deserve to be run over with cars and thrown into the sea and frozen to death and torn apart by foxes and given paper cuts between my toes until I bleed out and then smacked with a big rock until I die because I know so few things. But I think maybe they might have been called cow boys because they were boys who worked with cows in some manner or fashion.

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I do apologize for referring to your 8 year old as a “churlish young lout”. I find that epithet to accurately portray his conduct but I understand why I must show restraint in expressing my true opinions in his presence. Remove that infernal iPad from his grasp, I implore you.

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people at the grocery store sometimes do a visible double-take about how many vegetables I'm buying. they look at me probably thinking wow she's so healthy! it's ok that she's also buying donuts! she's earned them!

you fools. all the produce is for my pet pig. I'm eating donuts for dinner.

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I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time

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lived a hater. died a hater. a true lover. #rip