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killing myself: expedited!!!!!!

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teenagers are so funny why are we all fake married to each other

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teenagers are so funny why are we all fake married to each other

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teenagers are so funny why are we all fake married to each other

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“we need more platonic relationships in media” your inability to turn off your shipping brain is a You problem

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northern hemisphere babes we made it to the longest night of the year. we made it. for the next 6 months, every day will give us a little more daylight than the last. let's go. take my hand. climb out of the darkness with me

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Don't forget to sexualize the grotesque and romanticize the horrific today!

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I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

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History wants so badly for Cleopatra to be beautiful. Like they can’t conceive of Rome being intimidated by anything less

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dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

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"Where I come from toxic masculinity is dead because I killed it by dancing instead of doing sports (or dancing and doing sports I suppose), but I guess here it's still a thing, so I'm sorry for succumbing to it" is THE WILDEST way to say "sorry i punched you"

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personally i think you guys need to put away shipping goggles and stop labeling art of wxs standing next to each other not doing anything vaguely shippy as polyshow. no dude that's just art of wxs. you drew art of wxs. not polyshow nothing here is romantic they are just hanging out together

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you either get it or you gont

Say that shit my brother

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I HAD to...