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Out of Touch

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nothing hits like that first ally beardsley season finale nat 20. that prompocalypse moment. way before anyone knew about ally's dice magic, just a casual "can i roll for a nat 20 and then be alive" and of course brennan says sure because what are the odds of that happening, and the look on everyone's face, the look on brennan's face, when they actually get the nat 20..........like every beardsley finale nat 20 rules but truly nothing will ever come close to the high of that very first one

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Love that both Ayda and Figs responses to why they’re fire proof is not like lineage but just the power of loving women. Truly soulmates.

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Whats the consensus on Krerdly 2025

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Round 1, Poll 131!

Never heard them? Look under the cut!

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

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Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

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I have been so utterly transfixed by this phrase lately.

I find myself saying this out lout whenever I feel stumped by any conversation. Any time a conversation gets kinda stupid and people start saying unnecessary things I immediately have a strong compulsion to say "uh... white person here. i jack off to goombas from the super mario bros games"

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idk if you know this but in the Undertale fandom, Papyrus has a similar issue as Silver where he gets uwufied to the point of mischaracterisation, so the fandom has a yearly "Papyrus says FUCK" day to have fun and remind everyone that Papyrus has far more nuance than just an innocent naive character. So what I'm saying is that Silver should get his own "Papyrus says Fuck" day :)

(I do hope that I'm not being too crass haha)

silver says fuck

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2,600 notes in 4 hours? I hate to say it but you might be falling off man

Sorry Bawss !!! I'll get back to woik !! I PROMISE. !

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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Guys It's 2008.

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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.

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THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED