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Clingy katsu?!
Of course he would never admit to it. He's so quick to call you clingy when you want him to wrap his arms around your shoulder when you walk in the halls or if you want him to hug you occasionally, but this mf never wants to acknowledge how much he clings to you without you asking. Sometimes he'll just walk up next to you in the halls and wrap his arms around your waist, if you're sitting and eating with friends he'll come and sit next to you and cut you or whoever is talking completely off and just start randomly saying shit to you. Don't even get me started on if you don't answer his texts and he finds you talking to someone else. He is gonna be fucking pissed.
"yeah.. It's just been a lot an— oh- "
“why the fuck didn't you answer my texts.”
“katsuki, what the hell??”
“...”
He gets so angry whenever he feels like you're blowing him off. He's petty sure but not petty enough to stay away from you. So to get back at you for not answering he ignores you, not saying a single word to you. He would have your face buried in his chest while he plays with your hair, just twirling loose strands around his finger because he's bored.
“katsu, do you want to talk about it?”
You're referring to the texts and why you didn't answer. His once relaxed and soft face now contorting into an angry look, his beautiful features being horribly taken over by rage. You pissed him off when you didn't answer and now you were going to suffer.
“katsu??”
“...”
“kats— are you seriously ignoring me.”
[wrote this around the time I was having katsu brainrot so erm. Yeah it's ass bc I was supposed to rewrite it but I want this funky shit out my drafts]
#cvnts-post#mha#mha x reader#boku no hero academia#bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugo#katsuki#bakugou katsuki#katsuki bakugou#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugou katsuki x reader#katsuki x reader#bakugou x reader#bakugou#katsuki bakugou x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#my nose is stuffy yo#stinky ass shit
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More whiteboard stuff.
Gay and gayer.
#wander over yonder#art#doodle#woy#fanart#woy fanart#woy wander#woy commander peepers#ignore how weird looking the anatomy is with peepers okay? its odd i know. juST SHUSH-#its almost 12am stfu#insomniac traumatized looking Wander and stinky fucker who looks like he has back problems Peepers-#i keep projecting the fact that I drink coffee onto Peepers. this is insanity-#one day i just decided like “yeah he drinks coffee now” and that was a done deal#idk what's with me and drawing Wander like he's seen some shit or he's scared now. idfk why-#i should draw Wander more. Peepers has enough art I've done of him. I'm not gonna count the wonky drawings of Wander#that was a whole ass dilemma where i couldn't figure out how to draw the old fuck-
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burps
#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#six of crows shitpost#six of crows fanart#jesper fahey#inej ghafa#kaz brekker#nina zenik#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#auughhs kaz is beigns a lil shit agaib as usual 🤥#he rlly need to clean up ^_^#stinking up the whole building :PPP#like p u stinky boy 😛#the crows had to use brute force on this guy like he wouldnt wash his pants for 14 days and went two months without showering#“ooookaaaayy inej ill shower laterrrr” knowing his ass is LYING ‼️‼️‼️😭😭🫵🫵#omg i have so many audios i could use for kaz slandering shitposts 😭😭🙏🙏#sigh i love making six of crows shistpost 💔💔#okay gng peace out !!!
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ok look ive only mostly had a passive interest in the series and only saw some of the older versions as a teen and idk it's relative popularity in anime circles cause i never hear anyone talk about Ge Ge Ge no Kitarou BUT WAS ANYONE ELSE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THEY MADE KITAROU'S DAD
(Pictured here as a goofy ass lil butt naked eyeball man)
INTO A GODDAMN TUMBLR SEXYMAN???????????
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
#IT WAS A MOVIE AND APPARENTLY IT WAS REALLY FUCKING GOOD???????????????#WHO IS THIS SALARYMAN HE SEEMS TO HAVE ROMANTIC TENSION WITH????? BASED ON GOOGLE RESULTS#OH THATS HIS ADOPTED DAD. this is wild because the old ass manga i read he sorta sucked shit i think#ok about to eat my fucking foot because i constantly rant about how much i hate when they yassify Kitarou characters#ESPECIALLY neko musume i fucking HATE the new versions of her SO MUCH she NEEDS to be a gremlin WHY DOES SHE HAVE HEELS#and its so unfair nasty stinky rat dude hasnt changed AT ALL in all those years and meanwhile neko musume is UNRECOGNIZABLE#and i just genuinely really love the scrunginess of the original style and the polished shit loses all the charm which i feel is important#to a story about this misfit kid hanging out with ugly monsters and just having fun#but kind of love the tumblrized dad LMAO i#if i was a teen seeing this id have a big ass crush on him probably lmao#hes like a mix of kakashi and the guy from mushi shi#dullblogging#also lost my mind at the cover where theyre just standing there covered in blood LMAO
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"I feel like a middle schooler again!" (positive thing): listening to Green Day
"I feel like a middle schooler again!" (negative thing): using Snapchat
#idk if it's b/c i'm a stinky tumblr user or b/c i'm just out of the loop but WHY does everyone use snapchat as grown ass adults#that app is soooo terrible going on it i get like hives i really need my classmates to stop making groupchats on there#just grow up and make a regular SMS groupchat or at least do discord or something. not the worst social app there is... ugh#but anyway this post was spurned by me listening to Nimrod and almost crying because it's so nostalgic for me#green day is so good you guys. they were my 1st favorite band and possibly the only thing i listened to as a kid that legitimately holds up#rn i'm 12 again singing in Billie Joe Armstrong's unintelligble vocal style. and it's so wonderful.#not wonderful enough to make me stop bitching about dumb shit but. you know.#mine
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actively being bullied cus apparently my beautiful wife luca marini my cringefail princess is OLD???? and nepo.
#i say i am not jealous of you and yours look at my beautiful lovely wife and my friend says but.....hes old......in what goddamn world is#LUCA MARINI OLD. i say calmly btw DO NOT CONFUSE HIM W HIS FUCK ASS BROTHER (affectionate) and she says. NO. LUCA. HE HAS A WIFE AND CHILD.#we've lost out minds as a society is all i have to say#i can make fun of luca because he is my favorite (not true??? 3rd favorite. i do rank them). these hoes cannot speak on my wife#my stinky wife on a shit bike who kinda sucks but not really </3#all jokes i do love him 😔#motogp#luca marini
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y’alll her in gortash’s clothes thooo 😩😩
#this gortash fight was so fun#like I mean his boss fight is still lame as hell#but I had a very good time beating him around. got some lucky rolls on telekineses and got to toss his ass around like a rag doll <333#I love him as a stinky little villain guy but he is soooo fun to bully. it’s so satisfying to just knock the shit out of him#in the most pathetic way possible!!!#I was literally just shouting insults at him the whole fight lmao#‘COME OUT PISSBOY’ ‘OF COURSE YOU’RE HIDING IN THE CORNER LIKE A FUCKING COWARD’#‘awww did the widdle baby try to hurt me??? 🥺🥺 pathetic!#‘your boss form is lame and nobody thinks you’re cool!!! <333’#and of course. pookie bear wifey had to get the final blow in.#the same way I always do it for the cazador fight too <33 trauma havers get killing privelages <33#bg3#sunny’s ocs#anyways. I’m ngl act 3 fen/karlach is GETTING to me 😭😭😭#y’all…. I have never cared ab oc/canon ships in my whole life but like… they…#they’re so perfect and karlach is so sad and baby… aughhh…. my fire girls…
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Important photographs
#the klock keeps ticking#baby cat baby ass little sausage brainless idiot#she looks so pissed off in half these pictures lol shes not having any of my shit#i do really like the one where shes sleeping all happy cuz her one paw is up triumphantly#makes me think she was having a dream where she caught a big fish#she also meows soooo much its her favorite thing to do#she gets very happy when i get home late from work cuz shes been waiting all night to put her face in my stinky shoes#rn shes trying to attack bugs through the window
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I cannot even begin to explain how much I hate this post
#'treating fat people like shit bc they're fat is bad even when they're men' 👍🆒️✅#'men going down the incel rightwing path is women's fault because they were mean to them' 👎⛔🚩🖕❌#bro i got bullied and made fun of for the way i looked my whole life and it is in fact incredibly easy not to use it as an excuse to be a#despicable pieace of shit#'antimasculism' my ass#have you seen the way men talk about fat women they don't find sexually attractive?#but boohoo a man gets called 'stinky' and he has to become a nazi about it#truly cannot deal with these people#i pet thy head foul beast
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Enjoying the game I was gifted for christmas
#my art stuff#doodle#sketch#baulders gate 3#bg3#astarion#aka stinky#aka assman#aka asswipe#aka asshat#aka “ass tear” as Ker likes to say#aka another rude lil asshole me that I got attached to despide thinking he’s an annoying prick with shit morals#I’ve started realizing that’s a type of character I latch onto in different ways#like todomatsu and jax#they remind me of myself but the things I don’t quite like about myself#I love to make them squirm and get upsetti cus I know just how to push their buttons (cus they’re just me to a degree)#tiefling#vampire#gay people of the rude variant
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Sorry if you've already posted something like this before, but how well do you think Claude's routes tackle the subject of dismantling prejudice and racism? Because I've seen some recent discourse that's caused some controversy and it was about how Azure Moon/gleam character's and Dimitri handle that theme better with Duscar. And how Claude is a bit redundant as a character in FE3H as the golden deer routes overall don't end up contributing too much to the overall story rather than lore. My personal opinion is that I do see what they were trying to do with Claude and racism because it was there but because of how undeveloped the writing in both of his routes were the message doesn't come off as strong or a bit naive for Claude. (I do have like 3 more chapters in VW I need to catch up on.)
The outright tackling of it, in the base route itself? Somewhat poorly, negl. But the concept of him doing so itself would not be redundant, imo. The two of them tackle the same core issue - trying to dismantle prejudice and allow for peace to fall between differing people - in two very distinct, different ways.
Dimitri, when all is said and done, has the power and the means to achieve this with the power he has as king of Faerghus. Duscur is a land that, while separate from it culturally, still resides in Faerghus, and it is a relatively small land at that. And Faerghus has been its direct oppressor for years - it has direct power over Duscur. So Dimitri taking up the reigns of king gives him a far more direct means of amending that - it's not a "blink and it's over" sort of thing, but he is ultimately the one with the most power in this situation to be able to fix it. And, as seen by AG, him doing so leads to a lot of progress being able to be made. There's still a lot to fix, but to say he's been king for, what, 2 years max? There's a lot he's been able to do.
Claude, however, is not in that sort of position. For starters, he's not even guaranteed to become king, unlike Dimitri who always would once he became of age (as Rufus was only a regent in place of king until Dimitri was old enough to be coronated). He has to deal with the struggle of attaining the power to be able to make change at all, unlike Dimitri who had to fight Rufus to keep his already attained right to the throne, which immediately differentiates the two stories by a fairly large degree. But aside from that, Claude is trying to amend the relationship between two entire continents worth of people. As king of Almyra, he would not have power over Fodlan - Almyra isn't oppressing Fodlan, like Faerghus was with Duscur, nor does Fodlan physically reside within Almyra. Therefore he has far less direct access to change than Dimitri does - he has to rely on his connections to Fodlan's people-in-charge far more than Dimitri does (who, mind, still does do that, but it wouldn't be to the necessary degrees Claude would have to go to).
The relationship between Faerghus and Duscur and Fodlan and Almyra are fundamentally different, therefore Dimitri and Claude's approaches to the issues of them would similarly be different at their cores. Dimitri has more direct power to change things, but the things that need changing are horrific and involve giving power back to a people who've had theirs stolen from them. Claude doesn't have to deal with a history of oppression per se, but he has to deal with a long-standing feud between two fairly-equally powered continents that he can only potentially have direct power over one of. The stories of how these two fix these relationships - as in, achieving their goals that are, at the end of the day, somewhat similar - wouldn't be redundant because of the important differences they do have.
HOWEVER. That's mostly conceptually. In practice, Dimitri does achieve his goals (or gets far closer to them) than Claude ever does, in either games, because both games cared more to give Dimitri a character-driven story. All Claude was ever given was a bootlegged BE route in both games, with Hopes going further and making Claude himself a bootleg of Edelgard. Not much of a chance for Claude to do much, given those facts lmao.
As well as that, the writers only cared to have any story centered around Fodlan and not much else - Duscur gets a pass for, again, physically residing in Fodlan, but as we can see anything else gets The Boot. Almyra is barely talked about, Brigid is barely talked about, Dagda is barely talked about, Sreng is barely talked about; despite having characters that come from those places (or in Sreng's case, having characters otherwise connected to it somehow), they have almost no information given about them at all, and they have pretty much no narrative focus. Which is somehow better than Albinea or Morphis, who both get pretty much nothing at all.
And not to be a bringer of wild and wacky news or anything, but centering a main character around a place that you deliberately give no information about save for the smallest crumbs... isn't going to lend itself to a good story if you try to make that character's story have much to do with that place. Which is Claude's biggest problem in that aspect of his writing. Duscur is allowed to have an important role in both Dimitri's story (and other characters' stories) as well as the plot of 3H itself (as it's connected to the reason Lambert is dead and thus Faerghus is weakened as much as it is, which makes Edelgard's invasion of it easier) - Almyra is not. Almyra, at its core, is only really allowed to set up Claude's character, but doing anything more with it - directly interacting with Almyra the same way that Duscur is directly interacted with? Not... really. It says a lot that the writers decided to make Claude's paralogue centered around Fodlan and not Almyra in 3H - and Hopes, technically, though for once it is slightly better there by having Almyra at least be involved somehow.
I'll say this, end of the day: Claude was never going to be able to focus any attention on amending Fodlan and Almyra's relationship in 3H in any sort of similar way that Dimitri was able to focus any attention to amending Faerghus and Duscur's relationship given the nature of 3H's narrative priority to Fodlan's issues. And while he did have a really good opportunity to do so in Hopes, that was impossible because for the majority of the game it's his dumbass evil Edelgard-wannabe twin Clyde that's in the game at all. While Claude ultimately is fairly redundant against Dimitri in execution regarding their goals, it didn't have to be on a conceptual level - hope that makes sense lmao
#ask#anon#like even in my VW rewrite it doesn't focus that much on Claude's goal of fixing Fodlan and Almyra's relationship#because 3H's ITSELF doesn't care about doing that - the narrative is almost strictly focused on Fodlan not anywhere else#Hopes tho was just a fat stinky shitpile that dropped the ball like it was hot metal#literally was the perfect chance to focus on the struggles of trying to make that change and instead we got Edelgard 2.0#which uh spoiler alert is why my rewrite of it is taking SO fuckin' long. i AM going to go down that route for GW#but there's so LITTLE Almyran lore to work around with so i have to make shit up that doesn't sound too far out there#but only minimally - adding outright new shit is a little :/ imo but there's FUCKING NOTHING SCOOB#but basically: because 3H wants to focus on the war itself and on Fodlan only#only characters with struggles that relate to those two things will get off well in the writing quality#Dimitri hits both of those things while Claude ehhh not so much#while Hopes is just ass all over the place lmaoooo
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"Oh, Jack. You silly boi. You know that help at the top of the stairs is no help at all."
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Art piece i may delete later about my parents offering money to me and my sisters to pay for either grad school (a thing I don't want and can't do with my disability) or my wedding (also a thing I don't need/want), but not for anything that would actually help me escape poverty and find stable housing and income.
Like, I recognize the privilege of being able to complain that my parents have offered me a bunch of money but in the wrong way.
But also if that money is on top of a flight of stairs that I can't climb (but my sisters can), then I haven't really been offered money, so much as I have watched money I need be placed somewhere I can't reach it. Which tbh feels worse than if it was never mentioned to me in the first place.
I was gonna send this art to them and i wrote this big long message to go with it, but then I decided to wait until my therapy session on Tuesday to talk it thru with her first, since I've literally never regretted doing that.
Besides, both of my parents are lawyers and right now they're providing me and my friends with a lot of free legal advice about this property we're trying to buy together, so I don't want to rock the boat currently.
I just wish I knew if I had access to that money as a poor person in need of stable housing and quality disability care, and I wish my parents weren't world-class hLepers who have a long and triggering history of engaging me in rigorous debate about the kind of help I should be allowed to receive from them as a disabled person.
Nothing like having to provide an argument that would hold up in court every time I'm sick and need help! Love that! Love that I can't even talk about money with them now without having invasive thoughts about it for days to come due to past incidences in which this repeated behavior of theirs literally endangered my life!!
Not like I need that mental capacity for working on the largest and most exciting opportunity of my life that also happens to line up with my hopes and dreams for the future!! It's fine!! What do I even need mental capacity for anyway?????
This wouldn't even be the first time this little Distrust Fund has caused problems for my relationship with my parents. They are very opposed to that money being used to help my disability and it has caused PROBLEMS for us that we have never quite recovered from.
It's just difficult to be reminded that although our relationship has gotten better (mostly thanks to me setting boundaries), that doesn't mean they now actually believe what I need for my disability when I tell them.
They really do love me, and they have only ever acted with the best of intentions . But good intentions cease to matter when the impact is harmful and repeated. And they have proven to be repeatedly incapable of providing non-ableist support for me again and again and again. They've even genuinely tried to learn; and sometimes it really seems like my mom has made progress with her therapist (who is disabled), but who knows when I can so jarringly be reminded of how quickly that toxic ableist thinking can show its ugly face.
It's so clear to me and they don't even know it's there.
It feels like I'm in a horror movie when I try to get them to understand their own ableism, and that is a good good sign that I may want to consider an approach that minimizes my mental damage instead. Even if it means I don't get their stupid, deeply-conditional-and-yet-the-conditions-are-SO-vague-and-they-won't-admit-it money.
#original#diary#ableism#ableism cw#if they actually trusted me they'd just give me the fucking money but WHATEVER#maybe it's cause of all those times i was really reckless and irresponsible with money-- OH WAIT. THAT HAS LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING HAPPENED#I GRADUATED BUSINESS SCHOOL WITH HONORS AND HAVE NEVER HAD ISSUES WITH OVER-SPENDING#maybe they subconsciously think I'm stupid w money bc I'm poor. but i doubt my sisters could just get the whole lump sum either.#I HAVE BEEN LIVING FRUGALLY MY ENTIRE ADULT LIFE YOU BASTARDS#I would say there's a 5% chance they pleasantly surprise me but I have to be careful not to spend too much energy on it#the invasive thoughts around my family's ableism are super aggressive and constant when they start#and so i would rather have no help than that stinky-ass hLep that hurts my brain and heart so bad for days after#hLep#anyway i don't want their help paying for a wedding bc i am housing insecure with no income and so is my wife#and besides that wedding planning is hard and stressful and involves either including or snubbing relatives i don't like#so like if you offer me thousands of dollars i would be like Great! More savings means more safety and security!#i would NOT be like Okay time to spend $2000 on fucking flowers I have SHIT GOING ON#if i have a wedding then the cost will be the cost of pizza for all the guests.#also govt says i can't get married or i lose my disability payments so ryan and I just decided we are married years ago#i need SO much disability care equipment that i don't have and i am unable to hold a standard full time job#but yeah sure maybe I'll go get another DEGREE despite my interests being completely non academic. fuck OFF.#i have been writing or making art about this all evening this is not how I wanted to spend the evening it is past 4am#hopefully this processing and drawing and journaling will allow me to remove this issue from the very forefront of my mind#it's a careful line to walk between processing and obsessing. but good processing helps you stop obsessing#hopefully I can save some of the more painful parts of this for therapy so I can focus on other stuff for the next couple days#listen if interacting with someone in a certain way makes you feel like you're in a horror movie then something needs to change#and sometimes the change is that we need to make literal and emotional distance between us and those people bc they aren't learning#okay okay time for edibles and a shower i fuckin earned it and even if i didn't I can do whatever I fucking want 👌#and also I deserve nice things by default#and so do you
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Simon Vance narrating TotBT: Dehvid. Dayvid! Deived…Dévid! Daved? Dahveid!!……….the organ…………..Dâvīd. Devēd!
#vampire chronicles#text post tag#I forgot how often Anne rice describes how disgusted Lestat is with pissing and shitting in this book#tale of the body thief#also serves Lestat right switching into a hot mortal body only to find out he has a stinky dick and unwashed ass#Simon Vance is Alexis Rose?????
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had like... three dreams with dabi in it tonight and i don't know what to think or how to react like...
#kelin's ramblings#kelin talks#bnha#dabi#also like... fucking endeavor was in one of them ew#but he was in prison so i was super happy 🥲#until that nasty bitch didn't got out of it and started to act up against dabi AND shoto#so i was like HEY HEY YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE???? DO NOT EVEN TRY TO DO ANYTHING TO MY BOYS OR I'LL DESTROY YOUR STINKY NASTY SHIT FILLED ASS#im so mad at that motherfucker now. more than i usually am.#fuck endeavor
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Nothing worse than having to shit when someone else is using the ONE bathroom in the house :(
#i mean i could go in there like lol sorry im ruining your me time but i gotta shit uwu#my dad did that to me once SGGDGDGDGD i was taking a lush bath and he knocked like get out i gotta shit dggdgd i was so mad#hes like i mean you can stay but like you gotta shut the curtain and it's gonna be creepy and weird and STINKY but... sggddg so i left#my aunt used to fucking kick my constipated ass off the toilet so she could go if i took to long like GSGDGDGD HELLO?? YOU HAVE ANOTHER#TOILET HERE??? GO UPSTAIRS AND USE THE SHITTY TOILET???#god no wonder i have pooping issues GSGDGD#marquilla
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