#aka fuzzy nuts

[phyllitta]

Never wanted a cat, nor did I believe that that so called cat system thing the cat people talk about would find my fat ass.

Then this piece comes into our lives.

Someone dumped this face out here during the winter.

We now have a pinche gato and that little pinche is in love with my husband and sleeps in our bed. 😆 🤣 😂

[blackstarchanx3new]

Creations AU, But I obnoxiously over explain it PT 8

Holy crap how are there 8 parts.

211-240

Well it took 200 pages but he cracked like a damn egg in front of someone.

Sammy's a cool dude though.

Again we see characters treat Mike rather, differently because they know something about him we are assumed not to. or at least don't have full context too.

He's delicate and understanding towards a complete WTF situation.

Sammy's continues to be a delicate dude about Mike's horrible horrible ordeal.

Mike's memory is fuzzy atm.

Apparently they were gonna "Talk to a puppet"

Ya know that thing we saw as a plushie earlier on. Sammy seems to think that's weird.

and holy shit it's a corpse.

Haha don't yell in front of the traumatized man in shock at who he's looking at. Sammy quickly rights himself as soon as he notices that.

Sammy seems way more upset about Mike being put in danger than having to help him. X'D He's used to bullshit I suppose.

"Prank" our asses Michael you got impaled.

So the owners know about Mike's mental health struggles and an illness we aren't quite privy too. One that makes it hard for Mike to distinguish reality.

Thanks Michael.

Makes sense why William was so weird. (Still handled that poorly)

Sammy's handling it a bit better in the sense he isn't acting like Mike's unhinged or dangerous and he's clearly not scared to be in the same room as Mike, but is being delicate and soothing for Mike's sake.

Also: Michael has a history of doing "Crap" which is amusing. Wtf are you doing Michael. X'D

You can see why I like Sammy right? X'D

Specifically his line "DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME APOLOGIZE TO HIM"

Dudes got his priorities are in place. He doesn't want Michael to kiss his ass he wants him to make shit right with Mike. Ya know, the person actually most affected by this shit.

We can see between the two Sammy is clearly the more responsible one and despite Michael's shit talking earlier Sammy is pretty level headed.

We can see why they don't get along though.

Also because heights/panel layouts are hard: Sammy is around the same height as Mike, aka he's short lmao but they're just shown at head level for convenience reasons.

Sammy is literally that one meme of the woman holding the guy pointing at the other woman angrily.

He continues to be responsible by NOT letting Michael take Mike home lmao. Let's be real I wouldn't trust Michael to do smth like that either. X'D

Haha Mike you still aren't okay are you?

Sammy's still trying to be nice.

Sammy that's a weird response...

Oh. He's nuts too!

Mike's response to Sammy's insane rambling about not being sure he's a real person is just

"...Yeah"

Lmao. Seems Sammy has had a colorful past with Freddy's himself. Makes sense he's one of the owner's son.

Which makes his relationship with William very...questionable from an age/how long they've known each other angle. If you were curious about why Michael was possessive over Mike earlier and called William a "Gross old man" now you now. William's having relations with his business' partner's son who's presumably older than Michael but stillllllll wtf Will. X'D. Healthy relationships isn't something this series thrives on if you haven't noticed.

Also: Silver eyes reference with the Spring Bonnie panel.

Fourth closet reference with "Fake Charlie".

The panel where Sammy's face is an endoskeleton is symbolism by the way, not directly "real".

The depths of Sammy's paranoia and anxieties he's not real is justified. How WOULD you know if you were a fake person? XD

What I like during this convo is Mike asking directly if Sammy thinks he's crazy and Sammy swiftly responding with "Not really no"

Ahh. So Mike for sure has an illness that makes him see things that "aren't there".

(It's never directly stated to be schizophrenia because I don't like writing illnesses I don't have 1 to 1, but what Mike's been experiencing LATELY Has not been apart of his illness, as he's medicated and as we've seen: Cody was very much real.)

And we hear it from Mike: He thinks everything he's seen with Cody so far has been a dream of some kind. Since again, he's on medication he shouldn't be hallucinating.

I forgot this was the case till going back and looking into FNAF stuff again: Mike's character trait of hallucinating was based on the player character "Mike Schmidt" having hallucinations/the "Rare screens" in FNAF 1.

Something I've hoped ya noticed: Mike's character arc is gaining friendships and relationships and getting over what happened at Freddy's.

Lol so you COULD see as this purely as Sammy being manipulative buuuut here's how it is to me:

He cares enough about Mike's health to let him have a break at all. He cares about the robots happiness because replacing nightguards is implied to be stressful for them.

He's a "Try to keep everyone happy" kind of person lmao.

Also new character yay.

Lmao. She's weird.

This is Mike's roommate! :D We knew he lived with someone and now this is just conformation.

She looks familiar....

Wonder if we've seen ANOTHER red head who's associated with green....Oh yeah. The ghost that spoke to Bonnie briefly.

Something brought up before: Sammy hired Mike so Sammy is technically Mike's boss.

This art style wise was when I decided: I just needed to get pages done and I didn't super care about the quality (Still feel that way)

the first arc isn't my favorite. FNAF 3 was fun because of our 2nd favorite local hoe behind Freddy himself, known as Andrew Sister Location was a SLOG It was LITERALLY just the game dialogue and occasionally I had fun with Josh, but it differed enough from the game that I NEEDED to do it bleh and FNAF 4 had it's moments again, everything original was fun.

Twisted ones and Pizza Sim are my favorite concept wise because that's when shit SUPER hits the fan. They aren't directly 1 to 1 with anything so I can go nuts.

The FNAF 1 arc mostly ESTABLISHES a lot so when we get to BATSHIT INSANITY nobody's confused who everyone is and what their relationships to each other are.

Anyway: Mike explains wtf they were doing at Freddy's to this woman, clearly SHE'S the person he's been conspiring against Freddy's with.

The Puppet is a fan favorite design in Creations and to this day I don't get it:

I gave the regular puppet HAIR. That's about it. X'D

Either way: Mike can't fully trust the info given during this because of Michael's "Prank".

Keep in mind: They went her presumably to discuss how to fix Freddy's. Which is what Michael and Mike were talking about before shit went wrong.

Sus things:

Michael knows about the "Putting people in robots" thing or at least is implied to know. How and why does he know that? Michael's friends/acquaintances with the girl who put his brother in the Golden Freddy costume. Does he KNOW Cody's fate? How does he feel about these things?

So Mike presumably waited 5 years to do anything about what was happening at Freddy's because he wasn't ready to confront this.

William was committing the "Main" murders that caught Mike's attention 5 years ago. They conformed there ARE more than Jeremy by mentioning "victims" but he came HERE after an incident at a sister location Fredbear's having children and the owner go missing.

Michael woke up from his accident 5 years ago.

Afton has dabbled in making robots that look and act human.

and the suspected main goal from this was to create robots that had human souls/remnant inside them.

HMMMMMM WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON LMFAO.

Lol oop-

Sooo question: Does Sammy know about his sister being in the puppet? X'D

If he does it'd make sense why he was confused Michael and Mike were talking to her lmfao.

Also if you're FNAF savvy you're probably wondering wtf is up with Fake Charlie and all that. Considering Charlie is APARENTLY STILL ALIVE. Huh.

I have a comic planned explaining all that BS with Sammy, Charlie and "Fake Charlie" and the puppet. Because it is left almost completely not answered in the main series lmfao.

Suffice to say: Mike's "WTF" attitude is pretty spot on.

The robot Sammy ran into that looked like his sister isn't the one currently walking around AS his sister, since they presumably dismantled it from his comment about it bleeding and the Puppet is his REAL sister.

And there's just something/someone walking around claiming to be Charlie.

OH.

SO JOSH IS MISSING NOT DEAD?~

SL readers again, know what happened But I'm being cheeky here until we review SL too.

So Michael seems to think Josh is "Dead". That's weird. Why would he think that exactly? With the specific detail of dying from machinery? Is this something his dad told him to keep quiet about?

Michael does seem to know a lot more than he SHOULD.

Lmao our new gal pal suggesting zombies is funny especially if you know what happened to Josh.

Dead people don't stay dead at Freddy's lmfao.

HAH HE RECORDED THAT CONVERSATION.

Haha wonder if that important thing has been staring you right in the face.

No the series is not subtle about who it is but it was never meant to be a "Twist". UNLIKE THE SILVER EYES SERIES

The evidence to who the robot is is made obvious from the start, it's not meant to be an ass pull. You're supposed to be in on it. You're waiting for everyone to notice the OBVIOUS but the OBVIOUS isn't relevant to completely see until later.

You know they're weird the second they appear on screen lmfao. The denial comes from the very idea a PERSON robot is a thing is hard to believe. So the CHARACTERS are in denial this person is a robot. BECAUSE WHY WOULD YOU ASSUME A NORMAL HUMAN IS A ROBOT!? X'D

Humans dismiss a LOT of shit until what they're looking at is undeniable. Mike's still in denial what he's thinking is the 100% fact because holy shit this entire situation is BONKERS.

Everyone in the building is BONKERS. Everything that goes down in there is BONKERS.

And even worse: Mike cannot trust his own eyes fully because of his hallucinations.

Like if someone you met had a few oddities with them your first thought wouldn't be "Oh they're a robot" it'd be "Oh that's weird" and it would build, and build and build until you're like "Oh..."

It's the fucking invader zim affect lmao. An alien being in your god damn class is so out of the realm of THINKABLITY you wouldn't even think that's a possibility.

Of course: Our characters are AT the point where "A human robot is a possibility" now all that's left is waiting for them to realize WHO it is and fully connect everything together.

Mike's still in denial. Poor dude is used to having to not fully trust what he sees/experiences. Which sucks.

HAHAHA YES TALK TO FREDDY. >:)

SHOW US THE BEAR MIKE!!!!

Haha his friend/roommate is a goof.

...I hope the cut to Michael is as funny to everyone else as it is to me considering wtf they were JUST talking about.

AND OKAY MICHAEL HOW COULD YOU HURT BONNIE'S FEELINGS LIKE THAT?!

He's playing on the Pikachu and Eevee switch which either conforms he has 3 switches or 3 sets of joycons at least lmao. Rich little shithead.

[the-firebird69]

Colossalcon Fallout Nuka Cola power armor

My son wants to go to Comic-Con so he's imagining to us that he's there and he's one of the super saiyans and he thinks it's Ken but it's really Dave next door the big guy with black hair he's about 8 ft tall so he shows up and he's like 9 ft tall and the imaginary film and it's actually real people looking at him and he's got a hairy chest big muscles and he says I'm actually wearing a muscle suit because he's not wearing a shirt he just has the pants like in the show I started laughing and laughing cuz he says stuff like that and he does fun stuff and he has someone carrying his shirt a lot of people are afraid to do stuff like that but what he does is not harmful and mean and you can't take them back but his you can and the girls would laugh and they think it was great cuz they get to see him up front with a pair of chest it's an idea of something to do and the guy has crazy fuzzy hair he's got a huge mouth real big and she's laughing cuz it'll be all new teeth and he says yeah it would be on the teeth with the Olympics didn't want the originals in place and so she got that and it's either going to fuse somehow and that's ridiculous and she said that and she finds the stuff to be ridiculous she said she's a class a magician but the magic is real so she has to keep up and that's why. She had to do it already though and that's ridiculous then I'm ridiculous when you're ridiculous she says you're ridiculous for saying that word so many times it says ridiculous. So that can go on for a while but really he wants to go and have some fun and relax and look at stuff like this and says that's kind of a nice way to do it and it's a decent design and a lot of people think it is and it really is and BG is going to start working on it and he wants some money for it and it says no and her son says no but we'll see you at Comic-Con the guys started laughing and said are you going to be without a shirt and he says if I can get away with it and we have ways of doing that it's like a fishnet thing I'm a super sad I'm not a streetwalker so he said laughing and laughing and I'm not Braddock actually Dan AKA Dave plays the character then he started cracking up like really bad so I'm telling you it's going to be fun

Thor Freya

I really want to see you dressed up as that guy but I think it would be fun cuz the idiot would go nuts doing it all the time

Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm going to start doing it now it does all the stuff and I want to be able to try and beat him and that's how we do it right and he's saying probably not

Dan

So you're trying to look like him as Mike benedetto I mean Mike goodhue anyways disgusting and no I guess I was trying to in Jesus no

Ron faldera I'm in appearance as his brother in the hospital he told me to go lay down and try and take my medicine I felt better

Olympus

[kaiju-wolfdragon]

Alphabet lore meets the 8 tinies

At the white area, three tinies went out of the portal, the first one had a dinosaur onesie with a crocodile mask, the second had brushes, a pink shirt and yellow hair, and the last one is the youngest with a bandana and two fuzzy balls hanging on his head.

The three of the tinies went exploring for a while, and then saw a large cave and at the other side there's the other letters huddled with each other.

Snappy thinks it's a bad idea to go there but gus told snappy that he shouldn't have mess with his machines, then gus and snappy are now in a argument like a sibling argument and didn't pay attention that little fuzzball was about to go to the cave.

Little fuzzball went in the cave and wondering what's inside the cave. Then he heard someone living in here. It was huge too like bigger than any human size. Then a giant black goo letter shaped creature sniff little fuzzball's scent and wondering where he is.

Little fuzzball hides behind the rock and and stay quiet for a while. But then the creature found little fuzzball and purred. It looks friendly too, little fuzzball slowly went close to the enormous creature's snout and rubbed it and then the creature purred liking it so much, as little fuzzball smiled, a black creature named F looked at outside of the cave as little fuzzball still rubbing his snout.

Meanwhile with snappy and Gus, the noticed that Little fuzzball was gone and they're trying to find him, then a yellow fly face creature that's called, K saw them and picked them up and took them where the other letters are, snappy tried to bit K but it didn't work well.

Then K puts them on the ground and all the letters was curious about the tinies because in the story they extinct for a million years but how they can be alive still.

Gus count the alphabet and noticed that only they missing was the letter F, but that made them upset but N was disappointed when he mentioned "F" but then snappy and Gus are about to attack them because to the letters looks at them, it can't be good.

Then N puts them in the jar carefully but then snappy goes crazy and went nuts trying to break the jar. But then N bumps into P by accident and then the jar rolls fast and then the another portal came and went out 5 more and they're in front of them. Then L and O (aka the jerks who started the frick accident) decided that the rest of them can take them and keep them forever.

Then the 5 other tinies ran away but then every, winston, and slumber uses thier supernatural powers and one carried puffy and the other one carried sparky and ran far away from them and into the cave.

Snappy and gus rolled in the cave and then crashed at the rock which breaks the jar. And then they saw the 5 more tinies came in the cave and took a breath. Then they heard footsteps, giant footsteps, and it appears behind him but he looks friendly then to thier surprised, little fuzzball was on top of F's head.

Little fuzzball introduce F with a smile and they seemed to agreed that he's friendly. Then F saw the whole mob trying to kidnapped the 8 tinies. F picked up the 8 tinies and hides in the darkness corner in the cave. Then all the letters went inside F's cave and trying to find the 8 tinies.

N and P on the other hand had a bad feeling about this. The 8 tinies are fragile creatures and they didn't deserve to be captured but want to be free.

Then they heard a huge growl coming at the darkness cave, then they saw the familiar eyes, then F reveal themselves and starts to attack them.

N saw the 8 tinies on top of F's head. But he decided to keep it as a secret and so does P.

A tired tiny named slumber uses his staff to free some of the letters while a oldest tiny, every, uses her feather like ninja star. To stun the other letters and uses them as some kind of an explosive bomb feather as well.

Then they decided to give up and run away. N and P looked at the tinies and F with a generous smile before leaving. N won't forget or abandon his best friend again.

L and G decided when they see them again they'll capture them again.

Then the 8 tinies decided to stay for a while because he's was lonely in the cave.

It was getting late and it's time to rest, F laid down and the tinies are on his chest resting while F smiled at them. They remind of him as N and his other friends that spelled. F. R. I. E. N. D. S.

F decided to protect his friends. Even when they felt like...

Family....

The end.

[queen-of-my-goofball-army]

"Crap my legs stopped working!

Tough nuts! I'm calling an ambulance and you're going to the hospital.

I can't help it! I'm socially awkward!

Baby steps Emi, baby steps." (Hanzo Urushihara aka Lucifer from Devil Is A Part-Timer.)

This is the point in time where comfort characters start getting just a *tad* bit fuzzy for me. Because I was watching so many anime's at one time it's hard for me to remember when I came across what for the first time making this job a lil bit harder to go in order. However, one does not simply forget the first time that they hear a voice that they would come to love as a later teen and as an adult. For every Otaku that has come across this show, there is one character that 9/10 they all relate to above all else and that is Hanzo Urushihara aka the demon Lucifer.

How does one describe Lucifer other than the adorable pure bean who gets way too much shit? The more I think about it the more I thought yeah how many times was he the butt of the joke exactly. Even though most of the time the jokes are laugh out loud hilarious, you still almost feel bad for Luci for all that he has to put up with. He's just socially awkward man it's not HIS fault if anything that just makes his antics more relatable and understandable. I included a quote from one of my friends in the fandom who's an artist but usually her legs wind up falling asleep so I thought that was just perfect.

To me, Lucifer isn't just a lazy bum. He's willing to help out whenever he can it's just that he's not a fan of leaving the house to which same brother same. He hacks into other people's and finds out information about magic on earth using the computer that Maou and Ashia had given to him. Will he might sometimes spend too much money online at the Jungle (their version of Amazon), most of the time he uses that technology to help his friends and the people in his life. It's just that he uses technology for his own means most of the time.

Urushihara is one of those characters that has always meant something to me. It means coming home after a bad day of getting mocked and bullied at school and relating to the show's punching bag because a lot of the time he just seemed to be the most relatable. I loved getting to watch his antics and his comedic timing. Throughout everything he was the character that just called out to me out of everyone else. While the other characters are funny I don't quote anyone anywhere close to the amount of times in a day that I say "What the crap?!" or "Tough nuts!" Those were just two of the handful of lines that I snagged from the dub that made me cry laughing.

For those of you that I trust enough to know this information, Aaron Dismuke is one of my top four favorite English voice actors (Michael Tatum, Jerry Jewell, Ian Sinclair, and Aaron). He's also my voice actor crush. Lucifer was the first character that I heard his voice for as an adult. I instantly loved his voice for Luci. It's something that's so fitting for a whiny Otaku who's constantly trying to mooch off of the others around him. But it can also give him a multitude of more serious situations where he's genuinely trying to help out.

Growing up in middle school, a lot of my time was spent alone in my room watching anime. Devil Is A Part-Timer I watched over, and over again because it was the show that made me laugh the most. It was a show that brought me relief after a long day of being mocked and tormented. I fell in love with the show, it's jokes, these characters but my favorite will always be Lucifer. He's the one that's the most relatable to me and somebody that I would just want to spend the afternoon with and get gaming tips from. He might be a neet and an Otaku but I'm the same way and never wanting to leave the house unless absolutely mandatory. Through everything that life has thrown at me I could always rewatch Devil Is A Part Timer and laugh with Lucifer. And to me nothing is more important than a character that makes you laugh.

[catsitta]

Modern!Mobtale Sans Character Reference Sheet CODENAME: Karma

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So...since I keep writing about this little AU of an AU, I present my first official character ref sheet of my Modern!Mobtale Sans. Aka: Karma. I'll probably be putting together other relevant sheets as time goes on and my fic 'The Good Doctor' progresses, and esp. if I write more with Karma as a focus. Priority would be on Papyrus, Gaster, Frisk, Toriel and Asgore, though I do have written notes reguarding most of the main cast. BUT YEAH! I figured if I was going to keep drawing and writing about him, I needed a proper reference or even I'd go a little nuts cross checking my notes and drawings. Heh.

[ LEFT - Past ] This sleepy-eyed skeleton seems to know a little about everyone and everything. Lazy, sociable and hard to anger, the elder of the Gaster brothers is nobody to be concerned about, no matter his father’s reputation...right? Unless of course you realize that he’s the Dreemur Family’s best hitman, one known only by rumor. They call him The Angel of Judgement or more eloquently, Karma, as those he is sent to dispose of are generally dangerous enemies of the Family. He doesn’t gain LV...and if one were to CHECK him, they’d see nothing but a harmless series of 1s across the board.

Uncaring about his appearance, the only reason he looks put together is due to other people meddling. With a preference for layers, he is most often found in shirtsleeves and a vest, with fuzzy slippers on his feet. He’ll wear clothes until they’re wrinkled beyond redemption and is often found with the buttons of his clothes misaligned. And if something is too big? That’s fine. He can roll up the sleeves or the cuffs of a leg and move on with life.

Major traits: Nihilistic, chummy, observant and judgemental. He bleeds red. Pretty Determined for such a ‘laid back’ guy.

[Author Notes: Sans from SitM could be read as a proto version of ‘early days’ Karma.]

[MIDDLE - Injury] Cause of Injury: Magical overload

Sans was never quite the same after a mission gone awry. Left for dead, he survived due to his brother rescuing him and his father’s apt hand with both magic and science. The trauma from the injury left permanent scars which malformed his sockets and rendered him blind in one socket and the magic in the other unstable. He could always see more than he should about people due to his ability to ‘judge’ others, but after the incident, he could no longer turn it off.

Shortly before the incident, he’d adopted wearing long coats to make himself look bigger and bulkier and thus more intimidating.

[RIGHT - Current] Blind in his right socket and unable to banish the magic in the left, Sans wears a fedora low over his sockets to hide his scars and obscure his eyelight. In possession of a rather vast wardrobe, he can be found wearing an assortment of clothing, though he prefers shades of blue. He is rare to be found without his trademark trench coat and a hat, though he has been known to put on practical shoes from time-to-time. He favors gold accessories and will usually wear at least one gold ring and his necktie pin, and does adorn a wristwatch for those occasions where a phone just isn’t practical. While one might claim this to be a trait of a fashionable man, it is more the result of many years of others wanting him to look presentable. He will still sleep in his clothes and spend a day a rumpled mess, but after his injury, he’s less inclined towards doing so.

Those that knew him from before the accident will describe Sans as a changed man. Quieter with a darker sense of humor, with a less sensible relationship with danger and self-preservation. He’s colder and sharper and more openly pessimistic. One could even call him callous. During hits he is more volatile and violent, though no less efficient at covering his tracks. He can be charming. He is more flirtatious than before and is obviously more confident in himself. Somehow he still seems to know too much despite not being as endearingly sleepy and chatty as before. And he picked up a few bad habits, including smoking and drinking harder stuff than just the usual ketchup straight from the bottle. Perhaps his close call with death matured him into the role he was always expected to eventually play?

[Author's Note: Reference my fics The Good Doctor, Wrong Number Darlin' and Sleepin' with the Fishes, for more on how I am developing Karma's character.]

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

Have you done angels vs demons before? That sounds super cool and interesting! If you have though, then maybe which sort them by holidays they obsess over?

I have not done angels and demons although I do want to, as of right now there is no angels-and-demons in my inbox, but I predict that there probably will be, and I really like the idea of the holidays.

The holidays that I am sorting: Christmas, Halloween, new years, and birthdays.

I think they all would go nuts over pride month, and would definitely celebrate other months and days like National autism awareness day, and Mental health month, and yeah.

Gryffindor would go nuts over Christmas.

They don't particularly care about it in the Christian sense, aka they don't care that it's Christmas, but they do love the holidays and all the traditions that go with Christmas, as well as the spirit of hope and that fuzzy feeling that comes with it. 

THEY WILL GO NUTS

I mean they all love it but merlin's beard Gryffindor- 

(I actually talked about it in (the tags of) a post that I wrote months ago (it’s in my queue) 

They want to start immediately after Halloween, but Ravenclaw (who also loves the holidays, but why in early November?) makes them wait until the day after Thanksgiving.

But when you go to sleep that Thursday.., you wake up to a completely different Hogwarts

They put up Christmas lights EVERYWHERE. 

Mistletoe, coca stands, holly, bells, streamers, they bribe Hufflepuff to bake.

The tree is up (but not decorated)

“We are doing it tonight”

And it’s not the magic of Hogwarts (well partly) But it's Gryffindor, who stays up the entire night with Hufflepuff and Hagrid and they spend the entire night setting up everything for Christmas. 

By the time you wake up, every single aspect or possible decoration for Christmas is up. (Yet there are somehow still some things to set up, and Gryffindor gets other students to join them) There is Christmas music playing, the whole place smells of pine and cookies and sweets, It's ALWAYS snowing, and everyone wakes up with their favorite sweet next to their bed. 

Hufflepuff is OBSESSED with birthdays.

They have a list of every students’ birthdays, what they like and who they like

It’s magic so it updates

But they talk to the person first to make a profile

They will go ALL OUT

They will decorate your bed and the area around it, and make sure your favorite foods are served for you and other people who also have the same birthday

Unless you truly don't want anything for your birthday, or you don't want your favorite food served (say it's like your mother’s homemade XYZ, and you like it served from her, or there is an aspect that you don't want to share)

Then the list will update, but Hufflepuff still tries to make your day good.

Hufflepuff loves to bake, and make stuff, so they will reel in Ravenclaw and they will work together with the person’s friends to plan a surprise party (if the person likes them)

I can’t think of a particular holiday that Ravenclaw would go crazy over

I feel like they would be the person who would be eating breakfast and be like:

“Oh did you know that today is _______ day?”

And then they would tell you a bunch of facts about it

They would definitely participate in all of the holidays, but like every five mins they would say some fun- or depending on how popular the holiday is- not-so-fun fact about the holiday

I feel like they would have fun planning parties and stuff

They would also have existential crises the night before their birthday, and new years eve.

They will tutor some students before breaks to make sure they don't have to work over break to turn stuff in.

You can always see them taste testing for Hufflepuff, and/or drinking coffee/coca while eating insane amounts of whipped cream.

Slytherin will start Halloween prep in AUGUST

One of the reasons Gryffindor can't start the holidays after Halloween is bc Slytherin is in mourning

They will decorate the entire castle

They hire Hufflepuff's baking skills and skills with detail to help decorate, as well as Ravenclaw to calculate sh*t (like the correct position to put X to get the desired effect and sh*t)

Gryffindor is the person they scare the f*ck out of.

They will decorate it on a scale of fun, and cartoony, to holy-sh*t-is-that-real-blood depending on the person. 

Like full-on horror house for some

And like spooky scary skeletons playing in the background with cute costumes and streamers and cartoony pumpkins everywhere. 

But like the horror house isn't the entire month or so, it's just you go to sleep listening to a faint “this is Halloween” and wake up to the screams of your fallen comrades.

But only for the people who sign up, and its varying levels of scary for how much that person can handle

Also, it might start later, give you some time to wake up

Anyways they will only stop mourning one you give them a pumpkin spiced latte or smth.

Bc it’s a sorting-sorting thing I won't do the opposite (would it be like the opposite of Christmas or them being a humbug or smth? idk)

Hope you enjoyed it!

[hazel2468]

This post is going to be insufferably long, and I will put it under a cut. But I’ve been having a very salty, not so great day, and I figured that some of y’all might be interested in a list of every single plant I own. Also I want to make that list, and I know I sure as shit would want to read a post about every single plant someone else owns, because who doesn’t love plants?

Anyway. Under the cut. Every plant I own.

Living Room - Meg the Ponytail Palm- bought him off a guy in my building a while ago. Not doing too great, not sure why he isn’t happy. - Weird Peperomia- this thing looks like an alien. It’s also dying. Most of my Peps didn’t do too well this winter, and I’m thinking they just aren’t my type of plant. - Pearl Plant- A “tulista” apparently. Love this guy. I have no idea how to care for him and he’s still alive. - Portia, the Echeveria “pulidonis” (I think)- beautiful girl. Growing a second head. Love her. - Ghost, the Echeveria... Ghost- Beautiful. Still alive. Love her. - Tippy, the Echeveria “tippy”- One of my first succulents. Alive. Thriving. Plump. - Julien, the Echeverai I have no idea- Also a first. Small, had a rough time, but alive. - Anya, the Echeverai “agave”- Named after my friend. Lorge. Happy. Bedroom (AKA the plant room) -Calathea “Zebrina”- Fussy as hell, somehow putting out a new leaf every damn week. - Calathea “Pinstripe”- unhappy but alive. No new leaves, adjusting to a new pot. - Calathea “Vittata”- Adjusting still. New leaf coming in. Fussy. - Calathea “Orbifolia”- Newest addition. Lots of new leaves. Seems pleased. - Pilea peperomiodies- Unhappy. Might be sick. IDK what to do with it. - Jenna the Peperomia Obtusifolia variegated- First plant. Just repotted her. Adjusting but alive. Tall and beautiful. Named after Jenna Marbles. - Gilly the Moth Orchid- New addition. First orchid. Just repotted her. Love her already. - Avi the Avocado Tree- Experiment with a seed turned into a tree. - Ficus elastica “burgundy”- first rubber tree. Love him SO much. - Ficus elastica “rubi”- second rubber tree. SO pretty. - Big Julie the Peperomia “parallel”- Somehow alive. Lorge. Love her. - Peperomia “Golden Gate”- Dying. Almost dead really. Did NOT like winter. - Peperomia “Hope”- Leggy but living. Seems unhappy though. - Hoya wyetti variegated- Found this for 10 bucks. Growing like MAD. Love him. named him Narancia. - Tortellini the Hoya compacta variegated- also a bargain find. Not growing much, lil wrinkly. Love him anyway. - Fugo, the Hoya Obovata- Just put out his first new leaf and WOW is it pretty! - Trish, the Hoya Krimson Princess- First Hoya I got. Love her. beautiful. Stunning. - Hoya curtisii- new, smol. Found him at the farmer’s market and screamed like a plant nut. - Units 1 and 2, Hoya compacta- One plant split into two pots. Massive. One vine is almost 3 feet long and I love it. - Giorno, the Hoya brevialata- Growing like a gangstar. Bright green and so cute. - Hoya kerrii variegated- bought off of facebook over a year ago. JUST starting to put out new growth. Love those leaves. <3 - Burt the Hoya sp. aff burtoniae- Flower. power. So many blooms. Fuzzy leaves. Love him. Long. Trailing. BEAUTIFUL. - Bruno the Hoya Australis- Lorge boy. Massive. New leaf every five minutes. - Diavolo the Hoya Krimson Queen- Not growing but pretty. Alive. Wife got him for me. - Wrinkles the Hoya pubicalyx- Mister Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop. More leaves than I can count. Splashy and beautiful. Overachiever of the bunch.

[ladyherenya]

Books read in July

With one or two exceptions, these were books were sources of FEELINGS.

Favourite cover: The Enigma Game, nut most of these covers are a good fit for the stories they represent.

Reread: “The Marriage of Mary Russell” by Laurie R. King, “Something Worth Doing” by Elizabeth and I also listened to quite a bit of Code Name Verity (by the same).

Also read: “Monster” by Naomi Kritzer.

Still reading:  A Wizard’s Guide to Defensive Baking by T. Kingfisher.

Next up: Stars Above by Marissa Meyer.

(Longer reviews on LibraryThing and Dreamwidth.)

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Descendant of the Crane by Joan He (narrated by Nancy Wu): Princess Hesina of Yan, believing her father to be murdered, opens an investigation into his death. She’s driven by her aching grief and by her fierce desire for truth and justice -- for all her people, as well as in this matter of her father’s death. But the truth is much harder than she expects. I thought this was incredible, but sometimes stressful! Compelling characters, complex family dynamics (I especially liked the sibling relationships), intricate prose and worldbuilding, and startling twists that turned out to slot neatly in with the other puzzle pieces.

Riviera Gold by Laurie R. King: This takes place in July 1925, immediately after Island of the Mad. Mary Russell leaves Venice for Monaco, hoping to see her former housekeeper -- and discovers that Mrs Hudson has been accused of murder. As always, I love Russell's first person narration and her observations of the world around her. The historical scenery is particularly vivid: cliffs and ocean views, the Monte Carlo casino, expats with questionable pasts and connections, smugglers, Jazz Age artists, bronze casting. Moreover, it’s all relevant to the mystery Russell is unravelling. I also liked the indications that Russell and Holmes’ unconventional marriage works for them.

Fireweed by Jill Paton Walsh: A short bittersweet novel from 1969  about two runaway evacuees living on the streets of London during the Blitz. It’s very vivid, particularly the details about wartime London -- but there’s also a thread of ambiguity, because the narrator is looking back on a time he doesn’t fully remember and didn’t always understand. In the end, that becomes a bit unsatisfying, yet I like how the story allows one to fill in some of the gaps for oneself. I wish I had discovered this at thirteen -- I’d have appreciated it even more and been fascinated by the experience of fending for oneself.

Aurora Burning by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff: After everything that happened in Aurora Rising, Squad 312 have been labelled traitors but they are not going to let that stop them from saving the world. This is fast-paced, with some excellent twists and frustrating developments. Sometimes the action was engaging; other times my eyes glazed over. Sometimes the multiple POV was a strength; other times I felt it hindered me from becoming really attached to anyone. Sometimes I was amused by the characters, and other times the qualities which make them amusing became irritating. I think the things I liked outweighed the things I didn’t care for?

The A.I. Who Loved Me by Alyssa Cole: Trinity is working from home after a traumatic accident when she meets her neighbour’s strange nephew, Li Wei. This science-fiction romance has mystery, humour and moments of very pointed commentary. I enjoyed Li Wei working out how to act like a human again, and the interactions with Penny, the Home AI assistant. There is more going on here than either Trinity or Li Wei initially realises, which is great --- but that reveal indicates that some important, interesting parts of this story have been glossed over. I might have liked this more if the flashbacks had been expanded.

“Monster” by Naomi Kritzer (from Clarkesworld Magazine, issue 160): This alternates between Cecily’s time in China, looking for an old school friend, and the history of that particular friendship. I don’t regret reading (well, listening to) this, but I don’t know if I liked it. It is tense and uneasy, and left me wishing I had someone with whom I could discuss interpretations of the ending’s implications.

Gravity is the Thing by Jaclyn Moriarty (narrated by Aimee Horne): This grew on me. In the end, I loved it. For twenty years, Abigail’s been sent chapters of a mysterious self-help book. The story alternates between the present, as Abigail learns more about The Guidebook, and her reflections about her past -- particularly her brother, her marriage, being a single mother. At times this story is uncomfortable but the way everything is drawn together -- and seeing Abigail make sense of her life -- was unexpectedly satisfying. Compelling. I also liked the Australian setting, the Aussie audiobook narrator, some of the whimsical parts and how Maybe The Real Treasure Was the Friends We Made Along the Way.

The Enigma Game by Elizabeth Wein: Like The Pearl Thief, this is a prequel/companion novel to Code Name Verity. In late 1940, nineteen year old Jamie is an RAF pilot in northern Scotland. His friend Ellen, a driver for the aerodrome, is staying at the same pub as Louisa (newly-orphaned, half-Jamaican), who is caring for an elderly German woman. Together they discover a way to keep Jamie’s squadron ahead of the Germans. I loved this. A powerful exploration of identity, secrets and the problems of prejudice. I was delighted (and also devastated) by how this story fits in with Code Name Verity. The bits about flying are lovely.

Hamster Princess: Giant Trouble by Ursula Vernon (aka T. Kingfisher): After Ratpunzel, Harriet’s next adventure involves magic beans, a giant bunny and a hamster who wants to form a band. There is something very soothing about making tea. You have to concentrate on the whole process, and then you have tea. Even someone as decisive as Harriet had to make tea sometimes and think things through.

Kind of Cursed by Stephanie Fournet: Millie has been dealing with a lot -- losing her parents, gaining guardianship of her younger siblings, a miscarriage and a relationship break-up. She’s decided to avoid men for the next decade. But it’s hard to avoid Luc, who is overseeing the renovation of Millie’s kitchen. Watching Millie find the support, comfort and happiness she so desperately needs gave me warm fuzzy feelings. This has the right I-need-a-hug-vibe, the right ratio of emotional hurt/comfort, for me. In another story, I might have had issues with how quickly the romance becomes a serious relationship, but the characters’ choices made sense in context.

Fall Semester by Stephanie Fournet: This romance between a depressed literature professor and a graduate student with a terminally-ill father was an interesting experience because I was aware of its weaknesses and yet it was such a compelling dose of FEELINGS that I really enjoyed reading it. I also have something of a soft spot for stories about universities -- and perhaps was feeling tolerant, knowing it was the author’s first novel. (Weaknesses included: the prose style is serviceable but bland, an odd fit for protagonists with backgrounds in literature/poetry; their serious issues deserved more focus; and some of Malcolm’s reactions have uncomfortable overtones of entitlement.)

You First by Stephanie Fournet: More compelling feelings, which kept me reading, but in hindsight, didn’t completely sell me on the age-gap or the short time-frame. If only it hadn’t largely skipped over showing the characters navigating an interesting challenge introduced in the final act in favour of an epilogue which picks up some time later! Seriously, if you’re going to throw in that particular complication, then I at least want to watch them deal with it. I’m not grumbling too much. I cared enough about seeing the characters’ situations improve, which counts for something. And what did I expect, reading three romance novels in a row?

Like No Other by Una LaMarche: Two teenagers meet in a New York hospital elevator during a blackout. Devorah is a Hasidic Jew, Jaxon is black. Devorah is not allowed to socialise with boys outside of her family, let alone anyone outside her community, but she and Jaxon keep finding ways to see each other. This was fascinating, but also frustrating -- I was frustrated with Devorah’s culture for making her feel like she would be disowned if she put a foot wrong, and also frustrated, perhaps unfairly, with Jaxon for not fully appreciating the risks Devorah faces. However I liked the ending a lot.

[precuredaily]

Precure Day 107

Episode: Futari wa Precure Splash Star 09 - “Don’t Interfere With Our Recital!” Date watched: 3 March 2019 Original air date: 2 April 2006 Screenshots: https://imgur.com/a/uQF2ZTj Project info and master list of posts: http://tinyurl.com/PCDabout

all I’m saying is that that table is really high for what they’re doing.

This is a nice, wholesome, feel-good episode that’ll get you feeling warm and fuzzy inside. Here’s the rundown:

Saki is late for school. She sees her teacher, Ms. Shinohara, in the hall and they both rush to the classroom. Ms. Shinohara wants to declare her late, but the class says she should be safe so she relents. The class representative, a boy named Manabu Miyasako, tries to have everyone stand and bow to begin class, but he mumbles it so quietly that nobody hears him, so the co-representative Andou Kaya does it instead. During a break, Kaya comes over to Saki and sternly tells her to leave earlier in the morning, as she’s always arriving late and disrupting class. While she’s doing this, Miyasako comes over and asks her to take over the commands at the start and end of class, as he’s too shy. She refuses to cover for him, however, feeling that it is a shared responsibility. Saki encourages him to overcome his shyness by just taking deep breaths, and makes a silly face in the process.

this is exploitable

That day as Mai and Saki walk home, they notice Kaya in the library reading to children and poke their heads in to see what she’s up to. She explains to them that she likes to read to calm them down, and they enjoy listening to her. Unfortunately, one of her favorite listeners is moving, and she wants to make his last day extra special. Mai suggests a puppet show, and Kaya likes this idea so she writes the story of how she and the little boy, Tomoya, met and became friends while Mai draws a bunch of animals to be used for the puppets. At school the next day, they work on cutting them out, and even enlist the reluctant Miyasako to help them. Kaya remarks to Mai that Miyasako is actually very polite, forgiving, and compassionate, and he’s a good choice for class representative, he just needs more self confidence.

They manage to finish making the puppets, but Saki and Mai need to make a detour before they can make it to the library, so they instruct the class reps to go ahead of them. While they walk, Kaya admits to Miyasako that she used to be shy about public speaking as well, which is why she started reading to children, and he’s surprised that she could ever have been shy like him. They finish setting up at the library, and the kids are getting antsy with Mai and Saki nowhere to be seen (guess why) so Kaya begs Miyasako to help her with the puppet show. He’s afraid that he’ll mess up but she tells him it’s fine and gives a great speech about not letting your fear of mistakes overpower you. He agrees and they go through the show.

As you probably guessed, our heroines are running late because they ran into Moerumba, who is determined to defeat Precure and reclaim the fountains. They put up a strong fight and defeat him, and make it to the library in time to see the end of the show. Kaya stands up and tells Tomoya that she was really glad to have met him, and they hug. Saki reveals what she went out of her way to get: special panda and cat-shaped bread, after the protagonists of the puppet show. Miyasako tells Kaya that he’s willing to give the whole class rep thing another shot, and she encourages him to do his best. Then the episode closes on the protagonists, who were watching this exchange, giving V signs.

and they all lived happily ever after

It’s a pretty basic plot, but it helps to flesh out the girls’ class a bit, and as I recall the two class representatives become recurring characters after this.... and I think they continue to do library readings and puppet shows? I might be misremembering on that point. Incidentally, this plot about two characters finding themselves by performing for small children was also seen in another Toei series, Kamen Rider Hibiki, the year before this aired. I can’t help but to wonder if they took inspiration from that show. If they did, it might be the best contribution Toshiki Inoue has ever made to either series (only 5 people will get that) But that’s a big stretch and it’s not a very foreign idea to think that the writers came up with this idea independently, and it’s implemented differently so I’ll end the comparison there.

Unlike a lot of the supporting cast for FWPC and Max Heart, you actually get some decent character growth in this episode. Miyasako makes progress towards bettering himself and overcoming his shyness, which is a pretty good arc in and of itself but like I said I think he gets more.

Moerumba sadly doesn’t have a lot to say or do in this episode, but he does ham it up for his short scene in Dark Fall, which I admit I didn’t talk about. He took a shot at Gohyaan, which is always worth it.

Also he does this little cha cha dance and it’s the best.

I’m about out of things to say about this episode. Next time, we get to meet Kenta’s family!

EDIT: Oh yeah here’s a fun bit of trivia! Miyasako and Kaya are both voiced by seiyuu who would go on to play main characters in future seasons. Miyasako shares an actor with Nuts from Yes 5/GoGo, while Kaya is none other than Yamabuki Inori, AKA Cure Pine!

Pink Precure Catchphrase Count: 1 Zekkouchou Nari, during the preview. I’ve decided to start counting these since the dialog isn’t actually from the next episode.

Miracle Drop Count: 2

[sunfrost23]

Mutant Monday: X-Men: Evolution Season One Episodes 1-2 Reviews

Howdy, folks, it’s Mutant Monday and I am definitely not posting this a week late. Mm-mm. Nope. I have no idea what you’re talking about. ANYWAY, this is my review of the first two episodes of X-Men: Evolution. Oh, and also, I want to say that if you are interested at all, you should go watch the show. The entire series is available on YouTube, so you can watch it yourself if you want to avoid spoilers.

Episode One is called Strategy X, and, first of all, what? What kind of a name is that? What does that even MEAN? I don’t know, you don’t know, nobody knows. I’m pretty sure whoever titled the episode just wanted some way to incorporate “X” and this was all they could come up with, so… Awesome creativity, guys. Great job. *slow clap*

Right, anyway, the show starts off at a football game, where Scott Summers and Jean Grey are present. No, Scott is not a football player, he’s just part of the audience, and Jean is a photographer. Apparently. Yeah, then Todd Tolansky (this show’s version of the Toad) is going around swiping people’s wallets. Resident jerky jock Duncan and his buddies go after him, although probably not out of concern for upholding the justice system. They start roughing him up, but then our great hero Cyclops comes in and tells them to knock it off. Toad beats a hasty retreat, but Scott and Duncan start fighting. Eventually, Scott’s glasses accidentally come off, and his optic blasts blow up a nearby propane tank which just, you know, causes everything to go nuts.

Afterwards it all works out though because ol’ Dunc hit his head and can’t remember anything, so Cyclops gets off, uh, shall we say… SCOT-free? Eh? Eh? No? ...Okay…

Ahem, then Professor X and Storm take a train to meet the newest ‘recruit’ to the “Xavier Institute”: Kurt Wagner, also known as Nightcrawler. His blue, fuzzy appearance makes it a little hard to blend in in public, so the Professor gives him this thingy called an image inducer, which makes him look like a normal dude as long as it’s on.

Meanwhile, Toad meets with Raven Darkholme AKA Mystique, who is the school principal, for some reason? Anyway, she recruits him to infiltrate the X-Mansion, and he… succeeds? Kind of? Well, he gets in and fights with Nightcrawler for a while before they decide to go with the old “trapped in the Danger Room” trope and then Toad leaves. Awesome infiltration job. Ten out of ten, would recommend.

That’s about it, except for a shadowy figure appearing in Mystique’s office and saying ominous things while making her paperclips float. Gee, I wonder who that could be.

...it’s--it’s Magneto, that’s who it is. I can’t really talk about his character here since he’s there for, like, 2 seconds, but I do like the musical motif that they use for him. It recurs throughout the show and I like that they use it consistently.

This episode… isn’t that great, if we’re being honest. I like the animation and music a lot, and I think everyone is pretty well cast for the most part. Wolverine’s voice isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when I think “Wolverine’s voice” but it’s not awful and it grows on you as the show progresses. But, even though the casting is good, the voice acting and writing are weak. Well, except for Toad’s actor, of course. That guy is flawless.

Seriously, though, it’s kind of just so mediocre that you forget about it entirely. In the end, it’s not terrible, but it’s not an episode I come back to very often. If at all.

Episode Two has a similarly nonsensical name in “The X-Impulse,” whatever the heck THAT’S supposed to mean, and this time we meet Kitty Pryde, the Shadowcat to be. She’s just trying to get through life and she suddenly has super powers, which really puts a damper on her day. And to make matters worse, this weirdo named Lance Alvers (this universe’s Avalanche) is constantly trying to convince her to commit crimes.

Jean comes along and tries to recruit Kitty for the X-Men, but Kitty doesn’t want to be a hero and she decides to go commit crimes with Lance. Then Jean and her parents show up and are like, “Don’t commit crimes,” and Lance is like, “YOU’LL DO WHAT I SAY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT” and he decides to bury everyone under a ton of rubble, but with the combined force of Jean’s telekinesis and Kitty’s phasing power everybody gets out safely. Kitty decides that being a hero doesn’t sound so bad and joins the X-Men.

Episode Two unfortunately follows in Episode One’s path of mediocrity. The music and animation are still as good as before, but the writing is still poor, and Kitty’s voice actress… Just, like, why did they decide to make her a valley girl? She’s from Chicago, last time I checked, and correct me if I’m wrong, but… I don’t think that type of speech is particularly common in Chicago. And the overall voice in general, it just… heh heh, it kind of grates on the nerves a bit, you know what I’m saying? Granted, her voice does get better as the show progresses, but here it was bad enough that my sister literally quit watching. So, overall, another average to below-average episode that isn’t unwatchable, but definitely not the best use of your time.

That’s all for this time, I will see you next Monday when we will be back on schedule. Goodbye.

[muscleunit]

Next time you’re in the mood, you should do a Headcannon for all the characters (older characters of course) favorite kinks.

Okay, here we go. I got most of Tekkadan here, and I can do Gjallarhorn and the few I missed. So sorry, it’s not everyone just yet, but I’ll get to them once I’m out of deadline hell! Some of these actually made me think a bit hahaha. (Everyone is over 18 in this, mkay?)Orga: You’d think he’d be vanilla and kind of a sap, and he is, until someone whispers in his ear how filthy he is. And bam, that develops into a full-blown degradation kink. He gets pretty feisty with it too, which leads to super hot angry sex. 

Mika: Food play. Mika, what the hell are you doing with those dates? He is also the king of teasing and orgasm denial. His partner will be begging for him, but he makes sure it’s worth the wait. I can also see him wanting to experiment with bondage. Both his sadistic and his sweet sides are very apparent in the bedroom.Atra: Tbh she’s one of those people who doesn’t have many particular kinks, but she’s down for trying pretty much anything that isn’t violent or degrading. She is really into threesomes, though, and she definitely has a bit of a praise kink. Make her feel appreciated, dangit! She does her best!Kudelia: She tends to be pretty submissive, especially if she’s with a partner she trusts. Her job is super stressful, and she likes someone who can shift her focus entirely away from that. Tie her up (gently!), blindfold her, tease her etc and she’ll be in heaven.Fumitan: She’s very experienced with shibari aka she’s damn good at typing people up and making it look really pretty. She also knows how to do suspension. She also can get pretty sadistic at times.Akihiro: He’s not into BDSM dynamics at all, but even this sweetest and purest of boys has some kinks. He’s very aware of his size and strength, and would never try anything too risky (like choking), but he does enjoy rough sex. He loves when his partner scratches/bites/etc. He’d probably also be into sensory deprivation if he’s with a partner he trusts. He’s not into mind games or teasing, but if at some point his partner begs him to fuck them/fill them up/etc, it will drive him nuts. He likes feeling wanted and pleasing his partner, and it kinda taps into that manly instinct. I can also see him having the tiniest and most basic of impregnation kinks deep in his reptile brain (and he’s probably super flustered by it too). Unless it violates his moral code, he’ll eventually open up and try things if it makes his partner happy.Eugene: He has SUCH a praise kink omg. Feed his ego. Call him sir or boss in bed, and he will do anything to please. A partner once called him “daddy” and while his initial reaction was “whaaa?” but it didn’t take long for him to really get into it. He definitely prefers being in charge, but he’s super sweet and loving about it too. He also really likes maids, sexy secretaries, and other porn cliches.Shino: Group sex. This guy is all about sharing the love, but if he’s in a committed relationship, he can tone it down a lot and indulge his other kinks. He really likes spanking/flogging, both giving and receiving. As long as there’s no serious injury involved, he’d probably be into it. He’s also super into cosplay, role-play, and leatherTimeskip Yamagi: He’s not THAT kinky, but he’s really into dirty talk, getting his hair pulled, and spanking now and then. 

Merribit: Light bdsm and she definitely prefers being in charge (though she has been known to switch it up on occasion). She definitely gets off on putting naughty men in their place (and they love her for it). She rocks the leather and lace look, and is also a fan of using toys on her partners to up the tease/torture. She also likes keeping some clothes on. 

Naze: Okay it’s probably easier to name the things that he’s NOT into because let’s be real, this man’s list of kinks is longer than a CVS receipt. There are some kinks that he only indulges with Amida (pegging ‘cause he loves that Amazon snoo-snoo), and some that he will never touch (no rape fantasy or gun play), but everything else? He’s been there, done that, gotten the t-shirt, and probably enjoyed himself in one way or another. He probably has a pee tape.

Amida: She’s a sexual chameleon like her hubby. Age-play, cosplay, hardcore femdom, you name it and she’ll probably have fun. She’s also the queen of aftercare.Lafter: This girl is all about the thrill of semi-public sex, and she’s definitely a bit of an exhibitionist (and a bit of a voyeur too- she love to ogle Aki’s muscles). She also loves toys, particularly the pink and fuzzy and/or buzzy kind. She’s a very headstrong person, and will naturally take the lead, but she absolutely loves the idea of being physically dominated and fucked until she can barely stand PROVIDED that it’s someone that she loves and trusts (because she’s got some deep, dark issues involving her past there).Azee: Shy vanilla baby who secretly desires to fuck someone into oblivion with a strap on. But she’d be super low-key about it. They’d probably cuddle and watch Netflix afterwards. Eco: She’d fuck a robot. Or a tentacle creature. Or an alien. She’s that girl.I hope you don’t mind just this for now, anon. Mwah!

[astrogeoguy]

Jupiter Peaks in Perfection, the Moon Becomes a Pre-dawn Silver Sliver, and some Deep Sky Delights!

(Above: A simulated view of Jupiter for 10:20 pm EDT on May 12, when the moon Galilean Europa and its shadow will be crossing the planet’s disk.)

Astronomy Skylights for this week (from May 6th, 2018) by Chris Vaughan. (Feel free to pass this along to friends and send me your comments, questions, and suggested topics.) I post these with photos at http://astrogeoguy.tumblr.com/ where the old editions are archived. You can also follow me on Twitter as @astrogeoguy! Unless otherwise noted, all times are Eastern Time. Please click this MailChimp link to subscribe to these emails. If you are a teacher or group leader interested joining me on a guided field trip to York University’s Allan I. Carswell Observatory, or another in your area, visit www.astrogeo.ca.

If you’d like me to bring my Digital Starlab inflatable planetarium to your school or other daytime or evening event, visit DiscoveryPlantarium.com and request me. We’ll tour the Universe together! 

Public Events

On Monday evenings, York University’s Allan I. Carswell Observatory runs an online star party - broadcasting views from four telescopes/cameras, answering viewer questions, and taking requests! Details are here. On Wednesday evenings after dark, they offer free public viewing through their telescopes. If it’s cloudy, the astronomers give tours and presentations. Details are here. 

At 7:30 pm on Wednesday evening, May 9 the public are invited to attend the free RASC Toronto Centre Speaker’s Night Meeting at the Ontario Science Centre (Room TBD, just follow the signs). The speaker is Janakan Sivasubramanium, M.Sc. Candidate, Physics & Astronomy, York University, presenting Active Galaxies: A Hunt to Understand What Feeds These Galactic Monsters. Details are on the RASC website here. 

On Friday, May 11 at 8 pm, RASC Mississauga presents Earth's Battered Moon by Sara Mazrouei, PhD Candidate in Planetary Geology, University of Toronto. Details are here. 

On Friday, May 11 at 7:30 pm in the Hamilton Spectator Building, the Hamilton Amateur Astronomers will present a free workshop entitled The Nuts and Bolts of Astrophotography, geared for beginners. Everyone is welcome. Details are here. 

On Friday, May 11, starting at 7 pm, the U of T AstroTour will present their planetarium show entitled Grand Tour of the Cosmos. Tickets and details are here. 

Saturday, May 12 is Science Rendezvous day in Toronto, when groups will set up around the city to share the fun and fascination of science, including astronomy, with the public. Details are here. Look for University of Toronto at 100 St. George St., York University at the Markham Farmers’ Market, 132 Robinson St., and Ryerson University at Gould and Victoria Streets. 

On Saturday, May 12, starting at 10:30 am, U of T Astronomy and Heritage Toronto will lead a free walking tour entitled Campus & Cosmos: Toronto’s Astronomical Heritage. Details are here. 

On Saturday, May 12, starting at 8 pm, the U of T AstroTour will present their planetarium show entitled The Life and Death of Stars. Tickets and details are here. 

Seeing Colour in Stars

If you missed last week’s guide to seeing a variety of bright stars, each shining with a distinctive colour of starlight, it’s here. 

The Moon and Planets

Tomorrow evening, the moon will reach its Last Quarter phase, the start of the final week of its monthly trip around Earth. At last quarter, the angle between Earth, the moon, and the illuminating sun is close to 90°, so observers worldwide will see the moon’s globe half illuminated (on the side facing towards the pre-dawn sun). Last quarter moons rise after midnight and remain visible in the morning daytime sky. For the rest of the week, the moon will wane to an old crescent and shift closer to the sun. Look for its silver sliver just over the eastern horizon next weekend. 

(Above: On the weekend of May 12-13, the moon will appear as a slim crescent over the pre-dawn eastern horizon, not far from elusive Mercury. The sky is shown for 5:30 am local time on Saturday.)

This week Venus will continue its domination of the western early evening sky. It will set at about 11 pm local time. Every evening, Venus’ orbital motion will lift it higher. It will end this week sitting between the stars marking the horns of Taurus (the Bull), with Zeta (ζ) Tauri (also known as天关, Tiānguān in Chinese) on the left and Elnath on the right. Elnath is also shared by the adjacent constellation Auriga (the Charioteer). Pull out your telescope and look at Venus. It’s now exhibiting a gibbous phase, appearing somewhat flattened on the top. 

On Tuesday, May 8 at 9 pm EDT, Jupiter will be exactly opposite the sun in the sky, and visible all night long. On opposition night, the planet’s disk will be its brightest and largest (44.8 arc-seconds across) for the year – but it will look almost that large throughout May. The king of planets will rise in the east this week after 8 pm local time, will reach its highest elevation (about three fist diameters) above the southern horizon around 1:15 am local time, and then descend into the southwestern sky at sunrise. The bright star sitting just to the upper right of Jupiter is Libra’s (the Scales) brightest star, Zubenelgenubi. The name means “Southern Claw” because it used to be part of nearby Scorpius (the Scorpion). 

(Above: On May 8, shown here at 10 pm local time, Jupiter reaches opposition, when it is closest and brightest for the year. The stars of Libra will surround the planet all summer.)

Between Monday evening at 11 pm and Tuesday at 1 am EDT, Jupiter’s innermost moon Io and its little round black shadow will cross (or transit) Jupiter’s disk. On Saturday evening, the moon Europa and its shadow will transit between 8:38 pm to 10:54 pm EDT. On Sunday evening, the moon Ganymede and its shadow will cross near Jupiter’s north pole between 9 pm to 10:15 pm EDT (the shadow will linger until 10:45 pm. A reasonable backyard telescope will show the black shadows, but a very good telescope is needed to see the moons, too. 

The Great Red Spot takes about three hours to cross Jupiter’s disk. But the planet’s 10-hour rotation period (i.e., its day) means that the spot is only observable from Earth every 2-3 nights.  If you’d like to see the GRS, use a medium-sized telescope (or larger). You’ll have your best luck on evenings with steady air – when the stars are not twinkling too much. The best times to try this week are: Tuesday, May 8 at 9:31 pm and Thursday, May 10 at 11:09 pm. All times are given in Eastern Daylight Time, so adjust for your local time zone. Try to look within an hour before or after the times I’ve given. 

(Above: This week, Saturn and Mars rise in the middle of the night and remain in view over the southern horizon before dawn, as shown here for 5 am local time.)

At the end of this week, the ringed planet Saturn will start rising in the east just before midnight. You should be able to see its yellow-tinted point of light until about 6 am, when it will sit about 2.5 fist widths above the southern horizon. Reddish Mars will rise about 80 minutes after Saturn, which places it 1.7 fist widths to the lower left of Saturn. Mars is steadily brightening and increasing in size as the Earth’s faster orbit brings us closer to the red planet. We will pass it on the “inside track” in late July. 

This week Mercury continues its trek across the eastern pre-dawn horizon. This appearance isn’t very good for observers in mid-northern latitudes. Your best time to hunt for it this week will be between 5:30 and 5:45 am local time. If you live south of the equator, however, Mercury will be very easy to see for the next week or so.  

Deep Sky Delights

With the evening sky nice and dark due to the moon’s waning brightness and its late rising, this is a good week to hunt for some of the sky’s dimmer delights – globular clusters. These balls, each composed of up to a million stars, orbit the Milky Way’s centre like bees around the hive. But they are tens of thousands of light-years away from us. And they are easy to see without fancy telescopes!

(Above: The Great Globular Cluster in Hercules, also known as Messier 13, contains perhaps a million densely packed stars. Image by Martin Pugh. NASA APOD for June 14, 2012)

The best globular clusters observable from mid-northern latitudes are now well-placed in the eastern evening sky. In early evening, use binoculars or a backyard telescope to look for 7.7 magnitude Messier 53 in Coma Berenices (Bernice’s Hair) and the slightly brighter cousin, spectacular Messier 3 in Canes Venatici (the Hunting Dogs). These globular clusters are in the sky below the Big Dipper. Messier 3 is a generous fist’s diameter to the upper right of the very bright star Arcturus, and Messier 53 is 1.4 fist diameters to the right of Arcturus. 

As the evening wears on, the globulars Messier 5 in Serpens Caput (the Serpent’s Head) and Messier 92 in Hercules will rise high enough to observe. Both of those objects are also around magnitude 6.5. Messier 5 is located a bit more than two fist diameters below Arcturus. Messier 92 is 1.5 fist diameters above, and slightly to the right of, the very bright, white star Vega. For your finale, spend some time enjoying the Great Hercules Cluster, aka Messier 13. It’s on the western (right-hand) edge of the keystone-shaped body of Hercules. 

(Above: The eastern evening sky, shown here at 10 pm local time, contains a number of excellent globular clusters from Charles Messier’s famous list of deep sky objects. The handle of the Big Dipper extends downwards from top centre.)

All of these globular clusters will reach their highest altitudes after midnight. In binoculars, they’ll appear as dim fuzzy patches of light. Charles Messier, who cataloged them, thought they resembled comets – his life-long passion.

Keep looking up to enjoy the sky! I love getting questions so, if you have any, send me a note.

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MIDNIGHT SURPRISES

Kai Parker x Reader word count : 3 818 warning : smut summary : a sequel to ‘If You Want It - Take It’ *not my gif (P.S. Had to repost cuz for some reason it wasn’t showing anywhere 🙈) ______________________________ Kai laid awake in his bed , thinking about the events from earlier that day. They were supposed to go to the store together but when he had gone upstairs to get her , he had found her laying face first on the bed , punching the mattress while almost screaming at it for some reason.      "What did that mattress do to you ?“ he asked a little amused. “Must’ve been pretty bad if you keep punching it like that. Remind me never to get on your bad side.” Y/N looked up , seeing him leaning over her upside down with his hands braced on either side of her head. She rolled over onto her back and he leaned in towards her almost kissing her for a second before tossing himself onto the bed next to her. His girl gripped the sheets , slightly arching her back off the bed and sighed in frustration.     “You look nervous. Is everything okay?” he asked innocently turning to his side , casually trailing his fingertips across her thigh moving them in circles. Kai’s eyes followed his movements glancing up at her when his fingertips brushed so slightly across her heat.  A sideways smirk showed on his face hearing how her breath got hitched in her throat and her heart race increased to almost dangerous levels.     “Yeah , everything is - perfectly fine.” Kai’s fingers slid up her shirt a little and he brushed his palm against her stomach moving it towards her waist , driving her completely mad with every passing second. He wanted nothing more than to cancel their trip to the store , stay home and have fun.      "Ahhh Y/N…“ he sighed , glancing at her. “Are you coming with me to the store today or do I have to go alone?”      "Um yeah sure.“ she smiled at him , almost completely forgetting how to breath. “I just have to change first.” Y/N got up looking for another t-shirt in the dresser , pulling one of them not really caring what it was. His girl glanced at the tall mirror noticing how he was following her every movement biting his lip while watching her slowly lift his shirt off her body , his eyes widening when he realised she is not wearing any bra. Her hand covered her breasts and she turned sideways tossing him his shirt.      "That’s your shirt. Silly me , I mixed up the laundry again.“ she smiled apologetically to him. “Whoops.”     “T-thanks.” he stuttered. Kai caught the shirt in mid-air , unable to look away. Y/N was standing right there barely a metre away from him wearing only her panties. For the past few days since their moment he had been fighting the urge to jump on her again even though she had said ‘IF YOU WANT IT TAKE IT’ , he was waiting for her to crack first but he just lost the game. Again. How it was that he kept losing to her ? It wasn’t for the lack of trying , that was for sure. He wished he could pin her to that dresser or bend her over the desk , have his way with her in that mom-      "Kai ?“      "What ?” he asked turning towards her , looking all confused as to how she is fully dressed now. Y/N raised her eyebrows and he got up quickly. “Shopping trip. Right. Got it.” A sigh left his lips and he got up , walking barefoot to Y/N’s room which was upstairs almost at the attic (aka Stefan’s room in the real world).  Weirdly the door was open and he wondered why that was. For a moment Kai stopped at the door , leaning against the door frame watching her sleep. Kai couldn’t help but smile seeing her there. After their moment almost a week ago , Y/N had stopped protesting whenever he called her ‘sweetheart’ or ‘my girl’. He had a sneaky suspicion she likes it when he does that , considering how her heart rate always changes when that happens. He took a few steps inside the room , climbing on her bed , gently brushing his fingers against her cheek.     “What is it about you — that makes me feel so – weird all the time?” he whispered. “It’s driving me nuts – that constant desire to be around you , kiss you , touch you — and that warm fuzzy feeling.” Kai sighed , untangling her from the covers and sneaking under them with her. He loved watching her sleep. For almost a month he had sneaked in her bed almost every night finding himself being drawn to her since second he set eyes on her. Now he was actually allowed to do that , but that didn’t make any less fun like he had thought. Y/N mumbled something in her sleep and sighed , making him smile for a second. The girl turned on her back and somehow her hand found its way on Kai’s lap , touching him in her sleep. He closed his eyes for a moment , this gesture only pushed him further towards the edge. No matter how much he tried , his desire to be with her that way only grew stronger as the days passed. Kai moved a little closer, placing his hand on her stomach slowly sliding it down to her core while whispering in her ear.     “Wake up princess. Daddy’s hungry – for you.” He brushed his fingers against her clit through the fabric of her panties without actually touching it , again and again applying a little more pressure each time until Y/N stirred in her sleep , shifting on the bed for a second. A small smile showed on his face and he continued trailing his fingers up and down on her folds before slipping them in her panties , drawing soft circles on her clit slowly , listening to Y/N purr as she started to wake up.     “Five more min –” she mumbled , “Mmmm – .” Kai laughed under his breath , rolling on top of her while his fingers began to move a little faster. Y/N opened her eyes but before she had had the time to say a word or do anything his lips crashed against hers and two fingers slipped inside her making her moan into the kiss. Her hands instantly tangled in his hair , pulling him closer to her , moving down his back realising he is not wearing a shirt. Again. It was only fair since she had ‘stolen’ most of them.     “Hi.” he grinned at her , lighting up the candles in the room with a flick of his wrist. “I take it you like the way I woke you up ? I mean , you should - is there a better way to wake up someone than this? I think not” Y/N bit her lip slightly moving her hips down on his fingers. There really wasn’t a better way to wake her up. Usually she’d be super upset whenever someone woke her up , not when it came to Kai though. No matter how much she wanted to , there was no way for her to be mad at him, at least not for more than five seconds and specially not when his fingers curled and pumped inside her the way they did in that moment. It had been barely a few moments since she had woken up and her skin was already on fire because of him.     “W-what are you doing here ?” she wondered , turning her head to the clock on the night stand for a second (2.32AM), arching her back off the bed the next. Kai used this to his advantage and leaned in, leaving wet kisses all over her neck , sucking on a spot here and there marking her as his. Y/N bucked her hips at him , making him dig his fingers deeper inside her , a soft moan escaping her lips when his fingertips hit her spot.     “Well , you said and I quote ’if you want it - take it’ and — I couldn’t wait until morning.” he said innocently. “That stunt you pulled earlier in the day when I came to get you to go to the store. Not giving me the chance to take a good look or touch you – it has me quite rattled.”     “Thought it might.” she muttered smiling.     “Keep your hands up, while daddy slips down to play.” said Kai with a devilish smirk , pinning her hands over her head. Y/N blinked fast a few times wondering if she heard him right , laughing for a second. Okay – daddy. she thought to herself , arching her back off the bed more and more with each curl , watching Kai disappear under the sheets. His fingers hitched on the waist band of her panties tearing them off her before placing his hands on her inner thighs parting her legs. He teased her with the tip of his tongue , drawing soft circles on her clit listening to her moan / beg for him. Kai was dragging it out and the anticipation was killing her, specially with not being allowed to move her hands. Kai buried his head between her legs , sucking and tugging on her clit , moans escaping his lips sending vibrations directly onto it while his fingers continued assaulting her , setting her on fire again and again with each curl. There was no way he could ever get enough of her , somehow the more he had the more he wanted.     “K-Kai –” she moaned , her walls tightening around his fingers spurring him on to go even faster until she came not stopping or pausing for a second. Y/N struggled to keep her hands up , grabbing on the headboard , fighting the urge to reach for Kai and push his mouth further on her. Instead she pushed her hips down on him while he was getting her closer and closer to another release. He was driving her nuts being both gentle and rough at the same time. It was making her lose it completely.     “Please let me touch you.”  she moaned.     “No.” he moaned , the vibrations almost pushing her over the edge. It was unreal how she could literally feel the vibrations spread through her entire body waking up every fibre on their way. Kai continued devouring her with hunger until another orgasm tore through her body , finishing her off before making his way up to her.     “Damn you taste amazing.” he moaned, drowning her into a kiss so hungry and demanding , it felt as if he wanted to swallow her whole while pushing his crotch hard against hers. Y/N tried to free her hands and pull him even closer but he kept them pinned over her head.     “Fuck me.” she moaned the first second she got the chance. Kai grinned at her. “Hard ?”     “Lets break the bed.” she grinned back, craving him more than ever. All those months alone and that time he was teasing her hadn’t gotten her this crazy. Their first moment together was repeating on a loop , then their other moment at the shower when Kai’s hands had roamed her entire body all the way from her neck to her hips and even lower. He had explored every inch and she had gotten the chance to do the same to him. Since then all she could think about was how to get him to grab her and have his way with her.     “Where will you sleep then ?” he wondered.     “In your bed.” she smiled innocently , “Until we break it too.” Kai grinned at her. “I love how you think sweetheart.”     “Let go of my hands please.” she struggled. “Or at least one hand.”     “Why ? What are you going to do?”     “Let go and you’ll find out.” she winked at him. Kai loosened the grip and Y/N snaked her hand down between their bodies pushing its way in his boxers , wrapping her fingers around his lenght drawing circles on the tip with her thumb without breaking eye contact with him. Kai closed his eyes for a moment and when he opened them , they were completely black with lust.     “I want you more than ever now.” he moaned smashing his lips against hers , letting go of her other hand. Y/N rolled on top of him never breaking the kiss, her hands exploring every inch of his chest slowly making her way down to what she wanted. Kai couldn’t tear his eyes off her , seeing her move her hair to the side while leaving kisses all over his chest mixed with moments when her tongue used his body as a canvas until she reached his boxers. Every touch , every kiss was driving him crazy with lust for her. His girl pulled down his boxers freeing his lenght and wrapped her fingers around him not a second later , gathering the pre-cum on her thumb.     “Arhhh I love it when you do that.” he sighed , biting his lip just as Y/N brought her thumb to her lips. “And that — oh shit -” Y/N leaned in , slowly trailing her tongue around the head of his lenght not taking her eyes off him. His eyes fluttered closed for a moment just as she traced a line on the underside of his lenght , slowly taking him in her mouth. Kai propped himself on his elbows watching her every move – her fingertips brushing gently against his balls before her nails lightly scratched up his lenght almost to the tip while she nibbled on it. Y/N kept teasing him , taking in just the tip swirling her tongue around while moaning and humming some song the entire time until Kai couldn’t take it anymore.     “Such a tease , sweetheart.” he groaned , tangling his fingers in her hair. He tried to figure out what the song was , the way her hand kept stroking him at a steady pace at the same time his lenght went inside her mouth wasn’t letting him concentrate on anything else but this. Kai couldn’t figure out how it was that she had this innocent look in her eyes while doing something so dirty?  He pushed her head down on him , making her take him further but not all the way for a few seconds , losing it completely.     “You drive me completely mad.” he groaned , pushing his hips up at her while pushing her head down on him , making her take him all the way in for a few moments before letting go. “So naughty.” Y/N licked a stripe all the way from his balls to the tip , drawing slow circles on it - around and straight though the middle before trailing her tongue down to his balls again , fondling them gently.     “Naughty.” she moaned , listening to his moans while she crawled over him slowly without breaking eye contact until their eyes were on the same level. Kai tried to put his hands on her , but she gripped his wrists pinning them over his head , straddling him for a few moments before sinking down on him. Not taking her eyes off him , watching his eyes widen for a second seeing his lenght disappear inside her.  Y/N leaned in and kissed him as if her life depended on it, rolling her hips on him , meeting him half way as he pushed up at her harder , hitting her spot almost every time. It was getting harder to keep the grip on his hands with her orgasm approaching faster than she wanted to. Kai bit his lip , seeing her throw her head back , moans and whimpers mixed with his name rolling off her tongue constantly. He didn’t know how longer he can take not being to touch her the way he wanted to. It was driving him completely mad even more with her walls contracting around him a more frequently now. A michevious smirk spread across his face and he pushed her off him before she had had the time to finish.     “What the hell?” she groaned in frustration starring at the ceiling for a moment before Kai’s grinning face appeared over her.     “I like it when I am the one in control , you should know that by now.” replied Kai , pinning her hands on either side of her head , drowning her in a passionate kiss before flipping her over right after. “I want you down on all fours sweetheart.” Y/N braced herself on her knees / hands feeling Kai graze agonisingly slowly his fingertips all the way from her breasts down to her stomach until they reached her core , brushing through her swollen clit both genlty and a little rough , making her moan out before slipping inside her again. Y/Ns stomach flip flopped and she turned her head towards him , catching a glimpse of his eyes before her eyelids fluttered closed feeling his fingers go in to the last knuckle , curling inside her slowly feeling every inch before pulling out. Kai couldn’t help but notice how his girl was so wet , she was starting to drip down her thighs and he darted his tongue out catching some of her arousal mid air. He stroked himself slowly , starting to tease her entrance with the tip making her crave him more each time just the head went inside her.     “Please – .” she begged him , feeling her skin on fire more and more. Every second felt like torture , having just what she wanted right there and not being able to actually have it. Y/N pushed her hips back at him wanting him to go all the way.     “Please what  , sweetheart?” he asked innocently. “Tell me.”     “Fuck me – Malachai.” she begged and a moment later she got exactly what she wanted. Kai entered her with one hard deep thrust , making her body jolt forward. Y/N gripped on the sheets feeling every inch of his hard lenght withdrawing slowly , going out almost completely leaving just the tip inside before filling her to the brim all over again.     “You don’t know what you got yourself into , baby girl.” he groaned , picking up the pace with each pump. “I might break you before we break the bed.”     “So do it.” she moaned , pushing her hips back on him meeting him half way. Kai leaned in over her snaking his hand towards her clit drawing soft circles on it making her skin feel like it was fire. Her hair was starting to stick to her face and even the cooler breeze coming from the open window wasn’t enough to get her fever down.     “So fucking tight around me.” he groaned when her walls clenched around him , alerting to him her orgasm is approaching fast. Kai picked up the pace even more , going in hard and deep knocking the air out of her lungs with each thrust listening to her moans mix with whimpers and small screams. Every time his name rolled off her tongue it spurred him to go faster until her orgasm tore through her body making her knees buckle causing both of them to fall face first onto the bed.     "Whoops  –” he laughed in her ear , playfully biting her neck. “ - I was kidding but I might actually break you.”     “I wouldn’t mind.” Y/N laughed , pushing some of her hair out of her face just as Kai rolled onto his side , wounding one of his hands around her stomach, turning her to her side too while his other hand rested under her head. Their fingers intertwined at the same time he lifted up her leg a little and entered her again - harder and deeper than before , hitting her spot right from the start , throwing her straight into hell with his actions.          "OH FUck K-Kai –“  she screamed , feeling her body jolting upward each time his hard lenght filled her in to the hilt.          "I love it when you scream my name.” he groaned. Kai trailed his finger tips around her nipples lightly pinching them before rolling them between his index and middle finger making her bite her lip.  Y/N gripped on the sheets , hearing them tear when her roommate sank his teeth into her shoulder while his free hand slipped lower towards her heat , drawing fast circles on her clit. Kai’s thrusts had slowed down for a moment making her feel every inch of him sliding in before pulling out all the way leaving just the tip inside , going in again rougher and deeper than before completely knocking out all the air from her lungs. Y/N gripped on her sheets feeling them tear under her touch when her walls tightened around him as he picked up the pace.     “Shit I’m s-so clo-se –  ” Y/N’s walls clenched around him almost at the same time his lenght twitched and a few moments later he came in hot spurts inside her , riding through both their orgasms until he were finished. Kai collapsed on the bed pulling her towards him , brushing his palm against her cheek.     “You look so hot right now –” he grinned at her , tapping her nose. “ — I mean you always do but — even hotter with your hair had stuck to your face.” Y/N laughed resting her hand on his chest feeling his heart racing like crazy. Kai’s eyes glowed in the dim light , following her movements while she drew figures with her fingertips all around his chest. At least he thought they were figures - her fingers were spelling ‘I love you’ in every language she knew how to spell it. She kept glancing at him , hoping maybe he’ll catch up to what she was doing but even if he did, he didn’t show it.     “Catch your breath , sweetheart…” he said out of breath. “I am not done with you.”     “Neither am I — daddy.” replied Y/N reaching into the drawer on her night stand. Kai raised his eyebrows , watching her play with a tie in her fingers for a few moments before gripping her wrists.     “Who is it for ?”     “We can play rock , paper , scissors if you want.” she winked at him. “That will be fair , right ?”     “Yes. We can do that but — ” he said innocently , winking at her and snatching the tie from her hands the next. “ – Kai Parker don’t play fair , baby girl.” MASTERLIST - SMUT MASTERLIST - FLUFF __________________

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Outlander Epi 3.04 Recap

Of Lost Things you think quite a bit about.

Toni Graphia wrote this highly anticipated episode - it's the favourite thus far of the original author, Diana Gabaldon.  Again, this season is cramming a lot of details from the book and the additions and deletions are mostly good (don't get me started on Cheating Frank). It's bothering me a little that it jumps between times so often and making me OCD with my screencaps. Hold on tight. We are going on a bumpy ride.

Scotland 1968. Claire is still in Inverness hunting down her highland ginger biscuit like a Wight looking for Jon Snow.  Bree and Roger are using it as a chance to flirt at every opportunity *ah young love.... as finding your loved one’s secret loved one is like adopting a puppy together. It takes commitment.

Fiona is not letting Bree get in the way of her giving Roger a coronary and stops by the researchers, to nourish them with her baked goods.  We all want a Fiona Roger, you ungrateful oaf.

Claire pops up from the table shouting ‘Ginger Bingo’ (or is that 'Gingo'?) and shows them a list of Prisoner names from Ardsmuir. They are off again but it soon becomes a dead end.  They head to Edinburgh for a last laugh, take the time to stir up the locals with their outrageous womanhood etc & to look at some mouldy ship logs as prisoners were usually transported to the Colonies. They should have asked Jamie's Ardsmuir cell mate for help.

 It’s 1756 in Helwater, England. Jamie is living tough with a new name (Alex McKenzie) and with the Dunsaneys.  He’s sulking because they won’t let him grow his hair longer than his shoulders but that mop will not be ruled. Lord Dunsaney has a quick word on their arrival back from a holiday in Italy, Molto Benne! He knows who Big Red is and suggests keeping it from his wife.  I think it’s a ploy to keep the Hot Scot away from his wife for other reasons. *wink wink nudge

Roger has faked a broken down car just so he can see what other skills Bree has up her sleeve.  After some Scottish boy noises, Bree takes over the mechanic-ing and spots the trouble straight away.  Silly boy look, Rog. It was that sneaky distributor cap going all loose and now so was Roger’s feelings. Awwww. So romantic.

Geneva Dunsaney wakes and the devil says ‘Oh crap, she’s up’ as does half the Helwater staff. The stablehands draw short-straws to see which poor sod will be her ‘escort’ during her leisurely gallop in the woods.  Jamie cops abuse from her and dutifully bites his tongue.  Geneva’s exit is her sister Isobel’s cue to arrive just as Jamie is fantasising about kicking Geneva’s arse.  She’d like a ticket to that event and front row please.  Isobel is crushing on Jamie’s Chess buddy, Lord John Grey and naturally finds it appropriate to share this with Jamie.  She is only human. Jamie is a lady whisperer.

Claire gets a call from her surgeon buddy Joe Abernethy.  He’s sick of doing her workload and asks when she’ll be back in Boston instead of flunking around Scotland’s dusty Archives.  Claire isn’t sure but encourages Joe to operate on her fave patient as a treat.

Helwater, 1757.  The stablehands have all rallied and found Geneva a husband.  They party for days.  Mr Groom-to-be is that old that Geneva is stoicly trying not to vomit as he kisses her hand in farewell. They are to be married soon. Ick.

Geneva now has Jamie in her sights.  She's like a sailor looking for land after being at sea for 27 months.  She forces him to escort her on her daily horse ride and quickly puts the 'Bitch' in 'Bitch'.  Jamie trieds to stand his ground but dang, she looks like Claire, no? Plus, lady whisperer.....  Geneva is a brat and races her horse ahead, all the while laughing like a woman with a screw loose. Shortly after, Jamie hears her scream.  He finds her unconscience on the ground and goes to help.  He picks her up and she becomes animated again, laughing at her having tricked him.  Disgusted, Big, Grumpy Red promptly dumps her face first, into a big slushy mud puddle and we all cheer like it’s a Queensland win at State of Origin. Geneva is a bit nuts though and embraces her impromptu mud mask.  Chick logic. Life gives you lemons, you make a facial out of it, right, Ladies?

The handsomest redcoat in history, Lord John Grey, is visiting from London and we find them playing Chess in the Helwater gardens with Jamie.  Who knew chess was an outdoor sport? Lord John swells with pride that Jamie’s report card is in and it’s glowing.  Yayyy!  *high fives.  They are soon interrupted by Isobel, Hal (John's big bro), Hal’s ego and Geneva aka Mega Beyotch.  After introductions are made, it’s clear to Gen-baby that Hal knows Alex McKenzie and not just from his horsey-skills. She's a moth to the flame that one.  Of course it doesn't help when Alex aka Jamie aka can't this guy settle on one name, doesn't stop looking at his feet. Suspicious factor 50+.

Just a few days before the big nuptuals take place Geneva corners Alex and threatens to reveal his true identity to her mother, ensuring Jamie gets another stretch in HMS Ratfarm.  To keep his secret, she demands he takes her maiden-head so that Lord Crusty McEllesmere doesn’t have that privilege.  He tries to reason with her but she’s seen his backside in breeks and well Duh. 

Jamie’s sex class has attracted one eager student.  Professor Tight Breeks arrives and without hesitation performs Magic Mike’s striptease with the flair of a dead frog. That bum though is fiiiiiine!  He tries to turn her off the job at hand *cough by showing her his back scars but she’s impervious.  She’s seen that fuzzy butt peach for real and there is no letting this opportunity go.  He’s patient and she’s nervous and for the first time we see her vulnerable side and her nipples.  Jamie softens to her (no not that kind, he’s Scottish af) and starts to enjoy himself too.  Good class, sir. Good class. I reckon that's the best wedding gift she'll get.

Condoms didn’t exist in 1757 so when Geneva next visits Helwater about 7 months into her marriage, it’s very obvious that the father of her bulging waistline is Jamie.  He nearly has a conniption at the sight of her but keeps his cool because he’s Fraser. Jamie Fraser. Carry on, old chap.

Roger and Bree, kissing in a tree manse, K>I>S>S>I>N>G 

Bree & Roger are discussing giving up the search for Jamie.  Roger says feelings and so Bree grabs Professor Brown-Beard and smacks one on him. *Woot woot. He doesn’t want her to go back to Boston. #Broger

Nothings ever rosy for long in TV land and we find ourselves scurrying with Jamie to Ellesmere Estate.  There is some big emergency with Geneva.  She has gone into labour and all is not well. So of course a stable dude is just what she needs.  When they arrive, Lord Crusty McTightjocks has started chucking his toys out of the cot.  He has finally realised that Geneva was not a virgin when they married. Seriously? It took him a whole pregnancy to work out he’d forgotten to tap that?  *smacks forehead  Along with his toys, he threatens to kill the baby and Jamie arrives just in time to save the day by shooting Ellesmere, D.E.I.D.  Noone knows how the baby survived the fall to the floor because we all just cried as Jamie was seeing his son for the first time.  Awwww.  Blood gushing nearby, nope, don't see it.  Awwww, baby blinked at daddy.

The coroner found that Ellesmere died from severe arse-holeness and we all moved on.  Well, he really ruled it as misadventure, due to stress.  The stress of receiving a bullet at high speed probably. Just guessing.  Lady Dunsaney thinks Jamie is pretty HAWT now.  He saved her grandson and so he’s earned his ticket back to Sunny Scotland. Jamie chooses to stay though as he's wanting to see how this fathering business turns out.  He tells Mrs D that Scotland sux right now so he’s going to hang aboot in H-water for a bit longer, thanks.  PS>When’s payday?

Teaching your secret son to ride a horse like a boss is Jamie’s new hobby.  Wee Willie is starting to resemble his daddy though and even though he lacks the flaming red hair, it’s the cock of his head and the way he rolls his R’s that is starting to cause suspicion.  Even the neighbours are onto it.  Jamie realises it’s time to go before people put two and two together so Sayonara English bitches.

Lord John arrives at Helwater just as Jamie is about to leave.  Jamie asks him a favour; Would he look after Willie in his absence and in return LJG can have the use of his peachy playground.  When Lord John comes back down to earth from shock, he announces he’s to marry Isobel Dunsaney and raise Willie as his own anyway.  Jamie is pleased that all seems to be working out.  What's with the handshake here?  In the book it was a kiss and I wanted to see that. Tsk.Tsk. At least give the man a big hug....

Willie is distraught at Mac leaving and goes to visit him in his room.  PS. The security and supervision is terrible in this house, it’s a wonder anyone is alive.  He interrupts Jamie lighting Stinking Papist candles and wants to join his fire party.  Jamie explains he’s lighting them to remember all the people he’s missing or has lost, including his Wife.  He gives Wee Willie McCutey a hand-carved snake with his name on it to remember Mac by.  He wants to give Mac something in return so he'll remember Willie too but *sob Big Red will never forget *sob him *sob.

Things get a bit blurry here and tear ducts need to recover.  When it comes to saying goodbye we parallel bounce between times.Bree and Claire are also giving up the search and heading home to Boston while Jamie is leaving Helwater for Lallybroch.  Pause.  Just pause here.  Can't we have two more episodes with wee Willie?  No?  *grunts 

 Can we just have one happy ending ffs?  Is it Monday yet?

The End.

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Paleo and Keto: How Much Fat is Too Much? How Much is Enough?

Way too many explanations of Paleo and keto diets are jam-packed with:

Complicated technical terms (Omega-6 PUFA! Stearic acid! Adipose tissue!).

Multiple confusing acronyms that refer back to the complicated technical terms – good luck keeping track of EPA, DHA, O3, O6, SFA, MUFA, PUFA, and CLA all in one article if these are all new terms to you!

Math (“0.75 grams per kilogram of body weight,” 4:1 ratio)

If all that makes your eyes glaze over, you’re not alone. If you’re starting a new diet, this is way too much info to take in all at once! It’s also not actually necessary to get your feet on the ground and get going.

Instead of diving into the information overload right up front, what about starting with a description of the foods you’ll actually eat (aka what your dinner plate looks like, which is something anyone can wrap their mind around in one setting) and filling in the nutritional details later, with enough time to actually digest each concept before moving on to the next.

In that spirit, here’s a very beginner-friendly approach to that endless question, “how much fat should I eat?” Everything is explained in terms of foods and meals, not just grams and ratios. The numbers are here, but they’re optional reading – the goal is to offer simple guidelines for humans who eat foods at mealtimes.

How Much Fat?

It’s important to get enough fat – that’s especially true on keto, but even if you’re doing regular, non-keto Paleo, getting enough fat is key to keeping your energy levels up, maintaining healthy sex hormone levels, good mental health, and so many other things. We still live in a world where fat is often demonized, so it bears repeating: fat isn’t bad, it doesn’t make you fat, and it’s nothing to be cared of.

On the other hand, Paleo isn’t about eating a ton of fat just for the sake of eating fat. Even on keto, there’s no point scarfing down tons of fat for the sake of getting more fat. The magic of keto is in the low total carb count, not in drinking gallons of coconut oil.

For both Paleo and keto, getting the diet right means two things: getting the right kinds of fat and getting the right amount of fat.

Good Fat Sources

Most people are pretty fuzzy on what kinds of fat are in which foods, and on which foods have “bad fat.” For example, ask anyone what kind of fat is in red meat and ten to one they’ll say “saturated.” But most red meat has as much monounsaturated fat (the same kind as in olive oil and avocados) as saturated. Most people also carry around a vague idea that saturated fat is “bad” because it causes heart disease, but research shows that it actually doesn’t and from a Paleo perspective it’s a perfectly fine thing to eat. The point here is: don’t necessarily trust your pre-Paleo instincts on “good” fat sources.

For a Paleo or keto diet, a good fat source is:

*Unless the plant is soy or peanut. Soy and peanuts aren’t Paleo so they aren’t good sources of Paleo fat.

Fats to avoid include:

Anything made of soy or peanuts

Canola oil, peanut oil, “vegetable oil,” linseed oil, and other industrially processed fats. Basically, if you aren’t sure that an oil is OK, it’s probably safer to skip it, or at least Google first.

Fat eaten as part of a highly processed food, especially if the food is high in both fat and sugar. For example: cookies, ice cream, deep-fried funnel cake, potato chips, pizza.

For science nerds, Paleo emphasizes monounsaturated fat (olive oil, avocados), whole-food sources of saturated fat (eggs, beef, butter), and Omega-3 fats (fish and seafood) and discourages processed industrial oils (canola oil, soybean oil, “vegetable oil,” etc.). For further reading, see here.

Whole eggs fried in butter: yes. Tofu fried in peanut oil: no.

Food-based fat guidelines

Just like people’s gut instincts about good fat sources can be wrong, their instincts about which foods are high in fat can also be way off. For example, many people think of potato chips as a really carb-y food (“potato” is right there in the name!) – but 1.5 ounces of potato chips have more fat than a tablespoon of oil. Most foods are a mix of protein, carbs, and fat and it’s to snap-judge what’s high in fat and what isn’t. So here’s a guide to choosing foods that will get you an appropriate fat intake on Paleo or keto.

For non-keto Paleo: eat whole foods rich in fat at every meal – foods like egg yolks, avocados, and dark meat. Use cooking oil to taste – don’t avoid it, but don’t make any special effort to drown your food in olive oil. Just use whatever you need to cook with. Don’t use weird 0-calorie fat-free cooking sprays, powdered nut butter, reduced-fat processed foods, or other tricks to reduce the fat content of your meals.

For keto: make a special effort to eat fat-rich foods and make sure you have at least 2 good fat sources at every meal (a “fat source” is a serving of fatty meat, cooking oil, or another fatty food). If you’re hungry after meals, add more fat. If your meals feel greasy and disgusting, substitute cheese, avocado, or nuts for oils and fatty meats.

For example, a keto meal might be:

1 cup of asparagus, cooked in 1 tbsp. of coconut oil (that’s one good fat source)

1 piece of pan-fried salmon, with the skin, cooked in 1 tbsp. of butter, drizzled with an additional tbsp. of butter plus some lemon juice. (another good fat source)

Half an avocado at the side (a third good fat source)

For the macro counters, that all adds up to:

Protein: 26.2 grams

Net carbs: 3.7 grams

Fat: 54.1 grams

This would be a pretty high-protein meal for keto – if you’re really doing low-protein, super high-fat keto, maybe have a bit less salmon and throw in the whole avocado instead of just the half.

Summing it Up

Nerding out about grams of monounsaturated or polyunsaturated fat is fun for a few of us, but most people who just want to eat a healthy Paleo or keto diet don’t need to worry all that much about it, especially at first. Guidelines for foods and meals are easier to wrap your head around and follow:

Eat fat from whole foods (meat, eggs, coconut, etc.) and some healthy oils (olive/avocado oil, coconut oil, etc.)

For Paleo, enjoy lots of whole foods rich in fat and don’t make any effort to limit fat.

For keto, make an effort to include at least 2 fat sources in every meal (e.g. pulled pork AND broccoli roasted in olive oil) but there’s no need to go completely overboard eating fat for the sake of fat.

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