#stinken

[farmerluke]

Favourite boots

[erikvelema]

Het gaat er niet om, maar toch…

[crazy-shirt-factory]

So ist es 😂😂😂 #crazys #prost #fun #spass #rauchen #trinken #verrückt #saufen #irre #crazyshirtfactory #bier #alkohol #biere #füsse #stinken #meme #memes #hahaha #donnerstag https://www.instagram.com/p/CoK-8aoj2mH/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[emile-hides]

Behold. Son.

[bitchfitch]

I've decided that Montgomery and Cadfael met when they were young due to a longstanding tradition. Basically instead of just having a guard detail, the royal children would also be assigned a child guard. Partially to ensure the royal kid grew up with peers of their own age who weren't all idle nobility. and to ensure they had someone deeply bonded with them as adults to manage their guard and keep the royal safe.

But more so bc no assassin or kidnapper of a royal brat expects the Other brat in the room to have a knife and extensive training on how to use it.

[alwayswiselight]

Can you believe this Fascist imperialist bullshit? Both Democrats and Republicans need to go! VOTE GREEN! JILL STEIN FOR PRESIDENT!

[itsnothingbutluck]

Neben verschiedenen Krankheiten können laut Dr. Yael Adler, Dermatologin und bekannte Bestseller-Autorin, auch andere Auslöser schlechten Körpergeruch verursachen, wie sie gegenüber Focus Online erklärt. Einerseits kann ein falsches Waschmittel schuld daran sein, wenn wir stinken. Alkalische Seifen zerstören beispielsweise den Säureschutzmantel des Körpers für bis zu zehn Stunden. Dies hat zur Folge, dass der pH-Wert steigt und Viren sowie Bakterien sich vermehren können. Laut Adler gibt es unter ihnen sogar „richtige Stinker“. Ob Sie selbst stinken, können Sie übrigens mit einfachen Tests herausfinden. Körpergeruch: So können Sie üblen Gerüchen vorbeugen Um allgemein Körpergeruch vorzubeugen und ihn zu verhindern, können einige einfache Tipps der Dermatologin helfen. So rät sie beispielsweise dazu, sich möglichst ausschließlich mit Wasser zu waschen. Nur Körperstellen, an denen man schwitzt, sollten mit einem milden, pH-neutralen Duschgel auf Basis von Zucker- oder Kokostensiden gereinigt werden. Auch Essigwasser macht den Körper zudem sauber und hält gleichzeitig Bakterien, die für die Gerüche verantwortlich sind, fern. Diesen Geheimtipp kann man auch ganz leicht selber herstellen. Dafür benötigen Sie ein bis zwei Esslöffel Apfelessig, den Sie in einen Liter Wasser geben. So bleibt Ihr natürlicher Körpergeruch erhalten.

[tierinserate]

Müffelnde Fellnasen: Warum stinken nasse Hunde?

https://www.tier-inserate.com/mueffelnde-fellnasen-warum-stinken-nasse-hunde/

Müffelnde Fellnasen: Warum stinken nasse Hunde?

Dreckige Hunde sind glückliche Hunde – wenn sie nass und zottelig vom Toben zurückkommen, ist die Begeisterung der Vierbeiner meist groß. Herrchen und Frauchen rümpfen wegen des müffelnden Fells jedoch die Nase. Aber warum stinken nasse Hunde? Während sich der Eigengeruch trockener Hunde in der Regel in Grenzen hält, versprühen nasse Vierbeiner eine ziemlich eigenwillige […]

[farmerluke]

Stinky boots💩

[firesmokeandashes]

Ohmygosh!!! Look at his little feet and those big, bright green eyes! 😍 *dies of cuteness*

[geroldsau-blog-blog]

Mit voller Hose ist gut stinken

[theoasiswinds]

STINKEN people update!

Okay so my husband's old boss called him and told him that, he would pay him for his 3 weeks worth of work. But that he would take away a thousand dollars for the missing material. (Which was not his fault or responsibility).

Now we have no clue how much he is getting paid since he can't access anything for his schedule or payment, we don't even have a paystub.

So tomorrow we find out how much if anything, because again this previous employer lies like crazy.

To be honest , there is a chance that he can get away with it, because Utah laws allow this apparently, (the taking the materials money worth) so aside from angry and stressed.

Now we are just waiting for tomorrow to see how much he hopefully gets paid.

Now for his new job, the first weeks worth payment is held and today is payday, so we have to wait 2 weeks more since it's every 15 days... we are waiting.

All this because of a dishonest company. Luckily they have been reported and are now under investigation, plus they lost so many employees throughout 2 weeks, I'm hoping they change, but if they don't, they're just going to be shut down.

Gosh it's so stressful!!!!

But!!!!

I'm so grateful for the work and help from you guys, honestly thanks to all of you darlings we were able to pay the home essentials, gas,our car insurance, medical insurance and my medicine!

So honestly Thank you all so much for the help! You all have been a huge blessing!

Muchisimas gracias!

[moltengoldveins]

@hiddenintheveil thank you for the questions veil??? Holy crap??? okokok here we go:

9 times/ 10 she goes for trident combat + net, which I really wish was more effective in the actual game bc holy crap the ability to maneuver yourself around??? By tossing your weapon??? Incredible. If she’s got to pick a classic Minecraft weapon, it’s the axe, Techno just ended up teaching her more and that was the one they settled on. She’s decent at longer weapons, too, but it’s kinda just understood that the ranged stuff sticks with Phil. (Actually the opposite of me irl? Do not recite the deep magic of Minecraft arrow physics to me witch, I was there when they were written, version 1.0, practicing Daily)

she’s got an armor set, and it’s actually pretty heavyweight for someone in her weight class with her combat style: usually, trident + net combat is easier with light armor. But Techno is Techno (married to the Grind) and Phil is Phil (paranoia like nobody’s business) and Mati has a stubborn streak to rival a male goat, so she stuck with it till she could move as effectively in plate as she could without. It’s pretty nondescript, shape wise, but she’s taken a lot of time on trips, etching failsafes into the enchantment runes: if you look close, the whole thing is covered.

she tends towards the deep purples and sky blues of the Antarctic flag, plus the occasional white and gold accent. I’m gonna have to draw her in color at some point tbh.

the necklace is actually a window in the shirt which is a bit sheer. It’s rather poorly drawn mostly cause I haven’t settled in a design, but I have a headcanon that endermen/enderian hybrids have pearls in their chest cavities set about where their sternum would be and hardcores have ender eyes. I also have Thoughts about how this relates to the stronghold lore and the ender dragon lifecycle but I digress: it’s normal for Enders in general to wear clothes that expose the chest because the pearl can get irritated. It’s slightly less common for hardcores to do so (there’s some cultural sigma around that) but Phil’s done his best to beat the self prejudice out of Mati as best he can. (Also handily gives our favorite wet cat of a man an excuse in story to wear boob window AND support his adoptive daughter, 10/10 I call this a win.)

her speech patterns are atrocious, which I’m honestly just basing off myself. She code switches like it’s going out of style, she’s picked up the rounded vowels of Phil’s speech, his slang, Techno’s dropped consonants, and the oddly stilted way Brian and the Voices tend to speak, with emphasis on the wrong words. She’s also working with a very different second language, as Enderian is largely click and hiss based, so that tends to come through in her speech. Piglin also has a layered structure to it: the words come completely without secondary meaning, but there’s a lower pitched tone, like a hum or a growl, beneath the words which provides a ton of additional meaning and depth. This is why Techno Sounds Like That and also why he can barely communicate with people who only speak Common. Mati picked up on that a few years in since Phil started mimicking it barely six months into knowing Techno, so there’s usually an uncomfortable staticky baseline to everything she says. It’s honestly a pain to try and listen to her sometimes.

the bracelets are a religious thing from the End-based churches that worship Kristin and a convenient way to keep enchantments on hand when armor isn’t allowed; nobody’s gonna insist you remove religious symbols, might as well make them useful too. She started wearing them half as a joke, half as an actual gesture towards Mumza, a sort of ‘yeah you can’t be here all the time, but you’re still family.’

the hair is, like Techno, from my headcanon that Blood God adherents don’t cut their hair except in specific (bad) circumstances.

her eyes are Crap. Like, she needs heccin Glasses. She can make out her surroundings, but reading isn’t happening without a good thicc pair of glasses and distance vision is crappy too. Envision if you will her and Techno with the same glasses doing the same ‘holding tablet/book out as far as they can whilst squinting and looking down their noses thru the glasses perched at the very tip of said noses’

alright. It’s self-inset week on this illustrious hellsite, and I’m unlearning shame, so here’s a self-insert for the pseudo-MCYT universe I have meticulously constructed in my brain that had only a passing resemblance to the actual canon:

Her Deal is that she’s an Enderian who, for various reasons, got picked up by Emduo during a midlife crisis arc after the end of the (general) events of SMP earth. She was caught in the rain, pretty badly burned, and had no local support system. Their intentions at first were to find her a place to stay while traveling, since mortals have a rough time around gods for long periods of time. However, (because I tend not to give my self inserts a lot of powers, but when I do, they’re powers I think I'd actually have) they find that, while she isn’t the most physically gifted, she has an unparalleled ability to just…. Mentally Handle Bullcrap Beyond Mortal Ken. She isn’t the kind of person to be phased by either a walrus Or a fairy at her doorstep, that kind of thing. They have few rough patches with her being too stubborn to get along well with Techno but it evens out eventually, and she’s good with Brian (the crow) so they kinda just… let her stick around as they travel.

She’s a hardcore, so her aging quits after a few years of ‘just traveling, trying to find you a home, we swear.’ She ends up a Blood God adherent later on, (I have Headcanons about the blood god that are too complicated to explain here, the gist of it is that most gods have ‘chats’ in one way or another but the BG is basically the only one to have a Chat that just Sucks That Much for their adherents. Mari’s chat is pretty dang small, and they are restrained to her pov. Techno’s the only BG adherent with an omniscient chat.) and over time, their relationship goes from ‘kinda uncles’ to ‘those are my weird parents, thanks.’ Sometimes a family can be two demigods, the Lady of death, and a funky little teleporter with severe sensory impairment. (Sucky vision, hypersensitive hearing)

She’s absent from the events of the DSMP for any number of reasons, (depends on my mood tbh. She’s fun in the DSMP, but she’s also nearly as fun when slapped randomly in another media property entirely and attempting desperately to get home, I’m a sucker for dimension hopping AUs) but pops back in at least once, enough to meet Tommy and be aware of Wilbur’s loss. Her dynamic with Will was rough, and her dynamic with Tommy distant, but she saw the potential in the bedrock bros dynamic, even when said bros are on the outs.

Post-DSMP (good ending, the people we love live and are friends) she spends the vast majority of her time doing physical labor around the family house, learning how to build with Phil, and helping Beeduo with Michael. She’s nowhere near Emduo in combat skill, but she was taught by them for a long time, which means she’s still good enough to draw even with Tommy, ten months into his training regularly with Techno. She still can’t manage to beat Tubbo in a fair fight, no teleportation. (he’s small and jacked and fast ok, she’s no good at countering that)

honestly I just like the idea that Emduo at some point in their however many hundreds of years picked up a slightly-too-neurospicy-for-their-own-good-child and couldn’t find a way to get rid of them fast enough to keep from getting attached, and I personally enjoy having enough platonic relationships with the characters I care about in that fandom to excuse any random plot point I feel like writing about XD it’s a convenient overlap that has created a pretty fun character :)

[dempameat]

(XユーザーのステケンStinkenさん: 「ハードコアな神社 https://t.co/X39E0KSJG3」 / Twitterから)

[dlswiss]

Windel Lieferung

Heute kam wieder mal eine Grossbestellung bei mir an. Total habe ich 315 Windeln und 100 Einlagen bestellt. Jetzt habe ich wieder 3 - 4 Monate Ruhe bis dann schon wieder die nächste Bestellung ansteht.

Wegen meiner totalen Harninkontinenz verbrauche ich täglich 3 - 4 der saugstärksten Windeln die es auf dem Markt gibt. Einlagen verwende ich immer nachts und manchmal auch Tagsüber wenn ich weiss dass ich länger keine Gelegenheit zum Wickeln gibt.

Die ganze Schlepperei welche die Inkontinenz verursacht ist schon anstrengend. Immer die ganzen gekauften Pakete in die Wohnung hochschleppen ist ja das eine. Am mühsamsten ist es 2 mal pro Woche immer den schweren nach Urin stinken Windelmüller nach draussen in die Tonne zu bringen. Es ist immer erstaunlich wie schwer so eine volle Windel wird.

[onnodig-genederlands]

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Stel je voor dat je op een dag op komt dagen op werk en mensen zijn van "Jezus Christus er is hier een lijk", drijven je naar een achterkamertje en iedereen die je ziet is het er mee eens dat er nu een lijk is waar jij zit, met de gepaste hoeveelheid schok en afschuw. Je denkt dat het een soort grap is die ze uithalen, maar de mensen waarvan je weet dat ze niet van geintjes houden, of die niet zo goed zijn in acteren, behandelen je als een lijk. Ze gaan ongemakkelijk heen en weer tussen over je praten alsof je er niet bent, en vriendelijk vragen of je stil kunt zitten terwijl ze uitvogelen wie ze horen te bellen in het geval dat er willekeurig een dood lichaam op komt dagen.

ambulancepersoneel komt langs, bestuderen je grondig en zijn het er mee eens dat hoewel ze geen duidelijk teken van overleiden kunnen zien, je inderdaad dood bent, en vragen je in de ambulance te klimmen. Je wordt meegenomen naar de tijdelijke lijkenopslag van het ziekenhuis.

Onderweg vraag je of dit soort dingen vaak gebeuren, en terwijl ze je niet aan willen kijken, is het ambulancepersoneel het ermee eens dat ze nog nooit een pratend lichaam hebben gehad, al trekken ze het feit dat je uit jezelf beweegt niet in twijfel.

Je wordt uiteindelijk naar het mortuarium geleid, waar je een plaat krijgt aangewezen om op te liggen, en inmiddels stel je geen vragen meer en klim je op de kadaverplank en ga je liggen, misschien doe je een dutje, met geen idee wat er nu gaat gebeuren.

Dan wordt je wakker als iemand het mortuarium binnen loopt, en die zich absoluut de tering schrikt als je beweegt en ze zijn zo van: "gast, wat de fuck, je hoort hier niet te zijn. Dit is een plek om dode lichamen op te slaan." En als jij bent van: "ah, sorry man, ik dacht dat ik een dood lichaam was," hebben ze geen idee of je een grapje maakt of niet, en het boeit ze niet, je wordt weggejaagd.

En je gaan gewoon naar huis en je doucht, komt gewoon weer naar werk de volgende dag en niemand vraagt zich iets af.

En dat is min of meer hoe die mieren zich waarschijnlijk voelen als wetenschappers hun besproeien met Het Feromoon Waar Dode Mieren Naar Stinken, en rondhangen o[ de dodenmierenhoop totdat de geur wegtrekt."

"Ik zat te wachten op de onthulling van wat voor sociaal issue dit een metafoor voor was, dus het einde sloeg me recht in het gezicht."

"Dit nieuwe Kafka verhaal gaat snoeihard."