#still confused

[baejax-the-great]

God of War Ragnarok Men ranked by Fuckability

1. Mimir. 8/10. Obviously he has some physical limitations, but he doesn’t sleep, he can’t drown, and jury’s out on his gag reflex, so that all makes for a very thorough and tireless lover. Points deducted for all the talking.

2. Tyr. 7/10. With his new motto of “make love, not war,” Tyr is all in for a weekend of adult fun. Sadly, most of that weekend will be spent in a closet, but give him half an hour to cry it out, and he’ll be good to go again.

3. Freyr. 6/10. Look, it’s not a good lay, but he’s easy on the eyes and he does light you a joint after so it’s not a complete waste. 

4. Sindri. 5/10. This score fluctuates depending on just how into PPE you are, but regardless, he’s a thoughtful lover. Seriously, he’s thinking way too much about how you’re going to do this. The one thing he knows for certain is that the gloves stay on.

5. Brok. 3/10. It’s quick, it’s efficient, it’s over and the whole time you couldn’t stop thinking about the smell. Earplugs a must.

6. Kratos. 0/10. Unfuckable. I understand that canonically this man has fathered children, but let’s be clear. He has never fucked in his life. He doesn’t know how, and he doesn’t even know that he doesn’t know how. He’s a Greek god. His children were born from him shaving his beard or clipping his toenails or something.

[eve-will-perceive]

i accidentally looked at someone as he had a conversation with someone else but he immediately made intense eye contact, said ��daniel ricciardo’, made a shocked facial expression and nodded then went back to his other conversation and didn’t say anything regarding f1 or anything else remotely related to danny ric

[bamb-procrastinates]

Huh? I dunno.

[sportsthoughts]

Ok guys I’ve watched my first hockey game and I have a lot of questions …..firstly and foremostly WHY IS THERE A HORN and why is there not a horn in every other sport

[princeofsparks64]

Shake shacks pride collection has milk shakes in special flavor and one of them is salted caramel chocolate milk shakes and I’m wondering what that has to do with pride

So boys I ask you is it gay to enjoy caramel?

@minimumwagecola

[stalkerofstuff]

Just woke up but-

Again????

Thanks Anna a lot!!

[missedyour21st]

…tamlin redemption arc ???

[rhellireda]

Can I PLEASE get some context for Kong: Skull Island

Like it’s such a fun movie but why??? Who??? When ??

[newsnakebite]

Had a sex dream and discovered some shit about me. Never wanted to put my dick in somebody so bad holy shit. I don’t even have a dick. I didn’t even know I wanted to top but. oh my god it was like instinct. idk who that was in hindsight but my mind cooked up something which turned me FERAL. Then we had nasty t4t sex in the back

And I think my brain chemistry was altered when I woke up

[theiloveyousong]

why does starkid have a phone number in their youtube bio ?

[sammacgarben]

New brick

[ilianazzzfanofblogs]

I just remembered. See the fake crush Georgia had on Tommy? The same thing happened to me lol😭

It was at school. All my friends (who all abandoned me later lol) have already had a crush on someone, except me. So I was feeling a little lonely and in the playground I just picked a random guy and decided I was going to be in love with him. In the end, I never spoke to him and the day he changed schools, I didn't care lol. I've never had a crush in my life (even now lmao)

[et-ceterra]

Two hundred pages into gardens of the moon and I think the worst of my confusion is over

[p-d-e-v-i-l]

if i must confess something i literally thought there was only 1 dude named snake and all these different iterations of him was just time jump stuff

me yesterday when i was receiving information by my dear friend and the crazy as balls lore of metal gear

[alteredsu]

Lifes got issues but I'm still here

[jesusleonardo]

When you find out what doxxed means