#stiles/erica

[headcanonthings]

Stiles: Why are you following me? Derek: Because we’re dating now. Stiles: Okay… what about the other three? Isaac: We’re a package deal Erica: Buy one idiot, get two idiots and a Boyd free!

[pkrosche]

Teen Wolf Incorrect Text Posts 12/?

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Derek: *yelling at Stiles in a mix of Russian and Spanish*

Stiles: I know I know!!!

Erica: Wait you know Spanish and Russian?

Stiles: No, I just know "You're a fucking idiot" in every language Derek speaks

[casually-eat-my-soul]

Erica and Issac after stumbling upon two bodies in the woods:

Erica: sweet, we’re lucky

Issac: in what way?

Erica: Stiles birthday is next week, and I was having a hard time getting him a gift.

Issac: So you’re going to get him two dead bodies??

Erica: Oh please, he loves to solve mysteries.

Issac: …

Issac: Can we say one is from me?”

Dialogue is roughly from Dark Currents by Lindsay Broker’s.

[stereksthings]

someone said this reminds them of derek and stiles 😭

[raccoonsockss]

this was basically the plot of teen wolf right

(kids left to right: stiles, malia, scott, kira, jackson, allison, erica, isaac, lydia, boyd, + cora in the baby carrier)

edit: i cannot BELIEVE i have to say this but if you rb this and tag it as sterek i will block you because why are you looking at an adult drawn with a bunch of children and thinking about them together. i don’t really care enough about the ship itself but THAT is gross

[incorrectsterekquotes]

[in court for their crimes]

did not get caught: lydia martin not enough evidence to convict: jackson whittemore, vernon boyd i'm literally neurodivergent and a minor: isaac lahey and I'll do it again!: stiles stilinski, erica reyes, cora hale says 'sorry >.<' and is immediately acquitted: kira yukimura, allison argent I'm not going back to jail: peter hale currently on the run: derek hale, malia tate hale

[twpromptsillneverwrite]

Erica: You can't be mad at me forever.

Stiles: You ruined my chances with Derek, I'll hate you until I can get with him.

Erica: That's too easy!

Erica (yelling): Hey, Derek! Do you want to be Stiles's boyfriend?

Derek (from the distance): Sure!

Erica: So, are we okay now?

[jade-bright]

"Canon" Era Sterek

Derek: I don't always make great decisions under pressure

*In the Stilinski home*

Stiles: What the hell is going on!?

The wonder betas in the living room: 🙂🙂🙂

Derek: I got us a pack

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Erica: You ever think about Stiles? Derek: Not really. Just, like, every day.

[headcanonthings]

[The pack at Disneyland, in the teacups] Lydia, Alison, Danny and Boyd: *talking and barley spinning* Stiles, Scott, Erica, and Isaac: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Derek, Cora and Jackson: *standing outside the ride and pretending they don't know any of them*

[nightlark100]

Stiles sets up a betting board rather early on, figuring it'll be something that might help the betas bond a bit. It started off with a few silly things but the main category quickly became 'what is going to try and kill us next'. The name was changed after Derek expressed concerns over how cavalier Stiles was about dying and instead became 'what is going to put us in danger next'. The rules were simple:

Each of them contributed to a pool.

Each beta was given the opportunity to change their pick after something tried to kill them or once a month (if things were quiet)

Winner got the contents of the pool

If there was no clear winner or if there was more than one and they didn't want to split it, pack could make an argument for why their pick was the closest.

Scott put down 'Peter betraying the pack'

Peter in retaliation put down 'Argents being Argents'

Both refused to change it.

Stiles put down 'Dereks love life'

Erica put down 'Stiles losing his mind in a haze of caffeine after too many sleepless nights researching'. Boyd silently added his name against that pick as well.

The problem was Stiles seemed to always get it right. No matter what he wrote down each time, it usually happened in some way.

Derek's love life - a barista he'd been tentatively flirting with at the coffee shop turned out to be a succubus

Extreme cold (mocked by the others for being written down in the middle of a heatwave)- an abominable snowman popped up and set off a cold spell that even werewolf heat and Isaac's scarves couldn't ward off

Scott's cooking - After breaking some of Melissa's kitchenware while trying to make a romantic meal for Allison (the exact details of how remain a mystery, although Isaac was involved) and replacing it with a new set from a cute little shop that seemingly popped up out of nowhere, the pack quickly found out that there was a poltergeist attached.

The only time he didn't put anything down, was when he got possessed. And Peter argued that he technically still got it right since the only thing in his section was his name... Which was accurate in its own way (Stiles was not pleased by this logic and refused to talk to anyone for a long time)

He began to get gradually weirder and weirder with his picks, not even really trying to win after a while. He was a little confused and concerned by his strange predictions and hoped that eventually it would get too absurd to possibly come true.

Musical theatre - a siren showed up and almost lured Isaac into the swimming pool with her voice.

Killer Tomatoes - Lydia ended up nearly choking on her salad

Hummus - Jackson managed to ingest poisoned hummus and became practically feral.

Puppies - Stiles woke up one day to a very stressed Derek with an armful of his now tiny canine betas. Stiles didn't mind that one so much.

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Erica: Hey Stiles, would you pick the man or the bear?

Stiles: Wolf

Lydia: Wolf?

Stiles: *watching Derek dry off after taking a shower* Yeah....wolf

[usermischief]

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Erica: Let's play Two Truths and a Lie. Stiles: I'll go first! I crashed my car the day I got it, my eyes are green, and a building once fell on me and almost killed me. Isaac: Nice try, Stiles, but you have to try harder than that. Boyd: Dude... His eyes are brown. Derek: A BUILDING WHAT?!

[harlstiel]

Derek: if you were arrested what would the charges be?

Isaac: Theft

Jackson: disturbing the peace

Erica: aggravated assault

Jordan: Arson.

Peter: Murder

Stiles: all of the above in that order.