#steven universe incorrect quotes

[moon-axolotl]

[teaaagan]

das

Y/N: I’m sad..

Peridot: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das

Peridot: And das not good

[daisymintt]

Steven Universe Incorrect Quotes: Percabeth Edition

Steven: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?

Connie: Come back alive, Jam Bud. Then we'll see.

~*~*~*~

Connie’s voice caught on the word friend. Steven was a lot more than that. Even boyfriend really didn't cover it. They'd been through so much together, at this point Steven was part of her--a sometimes annoying part, sure, but definitely a part she could not live without.

~*~*~*~

Once she was gone, I knelt next to Connie and felt her forehead. She was still burning up. "You're cute when you're worried," she muttered. "Your eyebrows get all scrunched together."

"You are not going to die while I owe you a favor," I said. "Why did you take that knife?"

"You would've done the same for me." It was true. I guess we both knew it. Still, I felt like somebody was poking my heart with a cold metal rod.

~*~*~*~

Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made a bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you’re a gem, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.

[ceiwiart]

[gayintheway]

Sadie: You don't think I can fight because of my gender!

Connie: I don't think you can fight because you're in a wedding dress. For what it's worth, I don't think Steven can fight in that dress either.

Steven: Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

[garnetrena]

Amethyst: Our only hope right now is this kind, selfless, amazing nerd. Think about that.

Peridot: Do you have to call me a nerd so much?

Amethyst: I said a lot of other nice things, okay? Toughen up, nerd.

[prismolovesfanfiction]

my pronunciation is based off "do i think it sounds nice"

EG: Lapis Lazuli is pronounced dreadfully in Steven Universe so i refuse to pronounce it that way idc that it's correct

[emilyrox]

Mayor Dewey: Hello, Young Universe

Steven: Hey, what’s up Mayor Dewey?

Dewey: *[looks at Pearl]* Your sister’s hot

Steven:

Steven: DUDE?!?!

Dewey: How tall is she? Like, 5′2″? 5′10″?

Steven:...

Steven:...I’ll...measure her later and let ya know???

Dewey: Don’t forget

Steven:......???

[ceiwiart2]

Haven't posted this gem in a while.

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth: I guess I'm just too tough to cry

Percy: This morning you were crying because you had to cut your play date with Cerberus short

Annabeth: He was so sad!

[sad-person-wants-eggs]

Steven: ...

Pearl: Steven no

Steven: Deal

Pearl: Steven!!!

Amethyst: So I got this amazing plan!  Steven: We fail almost every time you say that. 

Amethyst: Well this is the same! But with a hamster involved.

[moon-axolotl]

So I was just minding my own business and listening to the Little Shop of Horrors soundtrack when brain struck…

🎶 I’M 🎶JUST 🎶 A

🎶 MEAN 🎶 GREEN 🎶

MOTHER 🎶 FROM

🎶 OUTER 🎶 SPACE 🎶

AND 🎶 I’M 🎶 BAD 🎶

[teaaagan]

Thief

Lapis: A theif

Y/N: Thief?

Lapis: Theif

Y/N: I before E, except after C

Lapis: Thceif

Y/N: No

[lukas-dusk]

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

[nerdasaurus1200]

Odysseus: We have no choice. You’re grounded.

Telemachus: Wait, grounded!

Penelope: Yes you’re grounded!

Athena: And now we’re gonna bury you until you’ve learned your lesson!

[gayintheway]

Peridot: I’m the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Pearl: Really? Then why is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Peridot: I paid for my Mars Bar, I’m getting my Mars Bar.