#stepmama

[bethanysac]

I fear I need him real bad 😈

[gaiaxygang]

no martin appearance in the fic unfortunately. but like the next one

[juniaships]

Pix took this photo of them after Slider won a junior hoverboard race.

[texasbama]

Kehlani know what they be doin. Like PLEASE🥵🥵🥵🥵

[gamblersdoll]

until gojo comes back.

“ touch you, tease you ”

you can never sit on denki’s lap peacefully. it starts off innocent, hands rubbing circles on your waist and you sit across his lap while he games. he steal glances at your soft skin glowing in the night with no makeup and freshly done lashes— that he paid for.

then, somehow, you end up straddling him while using his shoulder as phone-rest. his hand finds your thighs. he becomes much less focused on his game, obsessed with the plush skin of your thighs and the plumpness of your butt as you sit on his lap all comfortable with shorts on.

slowly, his hands gravitate towards your one of your asscheeks, slowly rubbing up and down. you subconsciously shift in his lap, making him even more hot and bothered than he already was. his hand squeezes your flesh, not failing to notice your silent reaction.

“all that ass…”

before you know it, you’re making out with your boyfriend as he kneads your soft, plush, asscheeks in his hands. you become completely putty in his hands as he shamelessly feels on you. you instinctively rolls your hips, chasing the friction of his growing bulge against your pulsing core. he squeezes your asscheeks again, harder this time and earning a soft gasp from your lips.

“mmm, this my ass baby…too fuckin’ big”

you can never sit in denki’s lap peacefully because he has a helpless obsession with your ass.

©𝑹𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑺𝑮𝑭

[wandaslittlebird]

I want stepmama!Wanda x reader who are ‘secretly’ dating, but it so fucking obvious everyone low key already knows.

Like you’re turning down nights out with your friends because you already have plans for a ‘movie night’ with your stepmother. What kind of 21 year old is passing up nights at the bar to stay in with their stepmother? Definitely only one that knows they’ll only make it 30 minutes into the movie before she’s getting strapped down so good she won’t be able to walk tomorrow.

You both think you’re acting really normal in public, but you can’t keep your hands off each other. Nobody holds their stepdaughter’s thigh like that while they’re engaged in conversation. Nobody is subconsciously hooking their leg around their stepmother’s when they sit across from her. Nobody whose stepmother is nothing more than their stepmother, at least.

Every time you talk about what a terrible week you’re having, you’re immediately met with the suggestion of “how about we get away this weekend? Just the two of us.” Having a ‘girls weekend’ with your stepmom is perfectly normal, you tell everyone. You leave out the part where you stayed in the honeymoon suite, with one bed and a luxurious bath big enough for two.

Everyone around you thinks it’s a little odd, of course, but who’s gonna actually confront you about sleeping with your stepmother?

Inspired by this moodboard by @iwantscarlettandlizzie

[esouliie]

feeling: sad …?

in need of: stepmama!wanda’s attempts at cheering you up by sending lil videos of herself talking aimlessly as she runs errands… doing uncharacteristically silly things such as inviting you to make ‘princess crowns’ from special flowers in her garden, and most importantly, her infamous hugs she always gives - wrapped up in her arms, face pulled into her chest, soft kisses to your temples - when she notices her baby feeling a ‘lil blue’ ♡

[thesunfyre4446]

Rhaenyra calling Alicent a whore, then spending the next 3 years shunning and being openly hostile towards Alicent= perfectly okay and justified.

Alicent giving Rhaenyra the same treatment (minus calling her a whore). Alicent acknowledging Rhaenyra’s bastards are in fact bastards while in the privacy of her and King’s private apartments and NOT publicly. Alicent not interacting with the Strong boys at all (until Driftmark) thus not treating them harshly. Alicent not thinking Rhaenyra shits rainbows= Abuse

Nevermind that even during and after the time jump it was a mutual dislike. It’s not like Rhaenyra was weeping at Alicent’s feet for forgiveness and favor the past 10 years. Both didn’t like and talked shit about each other. Both didn’t give a fuck about the other’s children nor wanted a relationship with them- Rhaenyra as a sister, Alicent as a (step)Grandmother. Both had a Knight (Criston and Harwin) willing to do unethical shit for them out of love/adoration.

BUT Criston calls Rhaenyra a cunt, Alicent reprimands.

Daemon calls Alicent whores and cunts, silence on the part of Rhaenyra.

I need people to stop acting like Rhaenyra was some kicked dog and Alicent was the literal wicked stepmother in every Disney movie.

THIS!!

saying that alicent abused rhaenyra is sooo ridicules. because on one hand, TB stans love to talk about how powerless and pathetic and unimportant alicent is, but on the other hand she's also powerful enough to abuse the heir to the throne, and poor rhaenyra is so powerless and weak against her evil stepmama. make it make sense.

alicent and rhaenyra are enemies. in ep 7 rhaenyra literally tries to get alicent accused of high treason & killed by making aemond admit that it was her that told him that the strongs are bastards (but he was too smart to take the bait ;) ) right after luke CUT HER SON'S EYE OUT! at this point the level of hypocrisy and double standards is hilarious.

daemon is allowed to call alicent a c*nt, but when criston does the same and apologizes right after? he hates women!!!!! (and the so called feminist queen didn't seem to care about her husband murdering his first wife ! surely that doesn't sit very well with the feminist agenda!)

[forgottenroderick]

OOC | The Twelve Conquered Kingdoms & the Formal Style of the Emperor

antilla -- HOUSE OF RODERICK'S STEPMAMA, im sort of picturing a spain/portugal mashup || taken from a medieval iberian legend abt a mystical land founded by some visigothic bishop (antillia)

vinetta – think lithuania, latvia, poland, germany, etc || a mythical city at the edge of the baltic sea (vineta)

kvenheim – i was sort of envisioning norse scandinavia || the icy otherworld which the forst giants rule meets a mysterious lost island from medieval and norse legend (kvenland + jotunheim)

kolchis -- HOME OF HOUSE CALAINON, think medieval byzantium/greece || taken from greek mythology, the homeland of medea, the golden fleece, and the cholchean dragon (cholchis)

malakarta – the sun-soaked deserts of the middle east || an invisible realm meets the toll house located between the realm of light and the earth (malakut + matarta)

aarnu -- think egypt: a fertile river running through vast deserts || also known as the field of reeds, the sacred paradise ruled by osiris (aaru)

argadara – a whole country of vast mountains in the fantasy!himalayas || a legendary land located at the core of the earth meets a sacred mountain in the puranas (agartha + mount mandara)

xangadu – the most hospitable part of china basically -- their governing body was called a blogring ;D jk jk no but fr s/o to xanga rip || the mythologized summer capitol of kublai khan, used to represent opulence and splendor (xangdu/xanadu)

aotepo -- sort of pictured a chain of tropical islands! which is also interesting bc i feel like roderick's navy is kinda. ehhh so they def got a work out w this one! def think this was one of the more recent conquests too! || the polynesian realm of light meets its realm of darkness and the ancestors (ao + te po)

alytar – HOME OF HOUSE VASILIEVA, think medieval russia || taken from slavic myth where it is the navel of the earth, a rocky and sacred place, marked w ancient runes and endowed with healing powers (alatyr)

affaraon -- tis scotland ;D and, as such, i was thinking this was possibly a neighbor to astaira? || also known as the immortal land and the 'city of higher powers,' and the 'ambrosial city,' it is the legendary home of a sect of druids dedicated to metallugry and alchemy and is said to be located somewhere in scotland (dinas affaraon/ffaraon)

astaira -- HOME OF HOUSE STAFFORD, &c.

you will note that the og varmont nation is not included on this list, and that is purely bc he did not conquer it but, rather, inherited it. also, except for kolchis and astaira, ofc, these are all place holder names but [ i stole most of them from world mythologlies ] and sort of jostled them about a bit: for exmaple, xanadu aka xangdu is now XANGAdu for reasons ;DDD

INFORMAL STYLE OF THE TRUE EMPEROR

His Imperial Majesty, Roderick the First of His Name, by the Grace of the One True God, of the Great and Holy Empire of [Varmont] and Astaira and of His other Realms and Territories One True Emperor, Conquer of the Twelve Kingdoms, Defender of the Faith, and God’s Own Champion

FORMAL STYLE OF THE TRUE EMPEROR

His Imperial Majesty, Roderick the First of His Name, by the Grace of the One True God, of [Varmont], and of Antillia, Kolchis, Alatyr, Aarnu, Vinetta, Kvenheim, Aotepo, Argadara, Xangadu, Malakarta, Affaraon, and Astaira, and of his Dominions beyond the Seas, One True Emperor, Protector of Vyrajj, God-King of Kolchis, Archduke of the Two Isles and of the Shimmering Seas Overlord, King-Elector of the Astairans, Lord of the Two Lands, Sun-King of the Hauren, Divine Emperor of the Iddenese, the Freefolk, and the Cockaignians, Evenstar of Astaira*, Conqueror of the Twelve Kingdoms, Defender of the Faith, and God's Own Champion

*i hc that that's just the title of the ~lord of stafford~ but roderick still isn't quite taking in the whole premise of elected kings and so he's like 'obv that is the title of the ruler of astaira' and...its not so astairans hear this and they just like 'why that one county??? and why not malconaire or lorcan or smth too?? but ok' alkdjfkljdsf bc i love to laugh at roderick

[apollo-god-of-prophecy]

dad you're disowned I DONT CARE IF GOING TO OLYMPUS IS WHAT'S BEST FOR ME staying at camp is what's best for OTHERS. us apollo kids run the infirmary, dad. Without us, the chances of every other demigod at camp surviving decreases greatly. Yes, I'm sorry for how I hurt stepmama, but I won't be going to Olympus

-@that-one-daughter-of-apollo

You’re still going anyways. You can’t legally disown just one parent.

[forgottenarthur]

OOC | The Titles & Styles of Arthur Varmont

ok so, while in Astaira, his titles strictly pertaining to his status in that nation are the ones you're familiar with:

His Imperial Highness, The Prince Imperial Archduke of [Varmont], Arthur, Prince of the House of Varmont, [insert local title]

but there're lotsa other nations, and as we know, arthur should have a title in most of them (if not all!) so!!

PRINCE OF THE SILVER MOUNTAINS, antilla – HOUSE OF RODERICK’S STEPMAMA, im sort of picturing a spain/portugal mashup || taken from sierra de la plata, a legendary mountain hold brimming with treasure

ARCHON OF MEROPIS, kolchis -- HOME OF HOUSE CALAINON, think medieval byzantine/green || taken from greek mythology, but this one's lowkey a parady of atlantis, still since this still would've been one of the titles he wouldn't been awarded at birth, some rando island makes sense for that etc

LORD OF VANARHEIM, kvenheim -- i was sort of envisioning norse scandinavia || from vanaheimr, an otherworld belonging to one of the two types of rival norse gods (edmund probs got asgard amirite ;D)

LORD OF ILNARRIA, vinetta – think lithuania, latvia, poland, germany, etc ||

PRINCE OF KARSHVAR, malakarta – the sun-soaked deserts of the middle east || a legendary zoroastrian continent

DUKE OF DUANUN, aarnu – think egypt: a fertile river running through vast deserts || a mix of duat and nun, the land of the dead and the primordial waters respectively

PRINCE OF VANTA, argadara – a whole country of vast mountains in the fantasy!himalayas || a legendary land of trees called himavanta

COUNT OF KUNSANG, xangadu – the most hospitable part of china basically – their governing body was called a blogring ;D jk jk no but fr s/o to xanga rip || mixture of kunlun, a legendary mountain range, and fusang, a mysterious land to the east of china

LORD OF TOIONGA, aotepo – sort of pictured a chain of tropical islands! which is also interesting bc i feel like roderick’s navy is kinda. ehhh so they def got a work out w this one! def think this was one of the more recent conquests too! || a maori spirit world for those who dream of starlight known as the summit of the heavens or sky world: toi o nga rangi

BOYAR OF VYRAI, alytar – HOME OF HOUSE VASILIEVA, think medieval russia || the mythical place where birds fly and where souls go after death in slavic mythology, vyraj

MARQUESS OF CELLIWIC, affaraon – tis scotland ;D and, as such, i was thinking this was possibly a neighbor to astaira? || from celliwig/kelliwic/gelliwic, the first named location of king arthur and translates to 'forest grove' <3

LORD OF KIL-KENNAR, astaira – HOME OF HOUSE STAFFORD, &c.

so, here is the full style of arthur:

His Imperial Highness, the Prince Imperial Archduke of [Varmont], Arthur, Prince of the House of Varmont, Firstborn Son of Emperor Roderick the Great, Prince of the Silver Mountains, Prince of Karshvar, Prince of Vanta, Archon of Meropis, Boyar of Vyrai, Duke of Ilnarria, Duke of Duanun, Marquess of Celliwic, Count of Kunsang, Earl of Vanarheim, Lord of Toionga, Lord of Kil-kennar, Champion of Celliwic, Lord Commander of His Imperial Majesty's Legions of the Dawn, Wielder of Daybreak

[sophia-goddess-of-spring]

stepmama, I know you must feel so upset about dad's infidelity, but please, don't take us away from ari. please. you aren't wrong in any way to be upset about ari's advances on dad and his other selves, but at the same time, not all of dad's selves are married to you. please, stepmama, how ari feels about us is like how you feel about posey. we're her children.

-@that-one-daughter-of-apollo

Sobbing YOU ALL HATE MEEEEE

[mangoposts]

I feel like Matt calls people “sweetheart” like I call people “sir”

Passive aggressively 😂

-stepmama

He says it out of sass like 100% 😭😭 But i also say sir passive aggressively and i thought i was the only one Lmaoooooo

[alannybunnue]

Ok, Details on my stories: Baelon x Lady Stark

Am i doing this because i am bored? Yes

Am i doing this because i watched HOTD S1 out of boredom? Yes

Am i falling into hyperfixation again? Probably

Should i do more of these? That's for you guys to answer 🙃

These are just stupid details on the story that no one brought it up and i really wanted to explore.

During the period of Rhaenyra and Alicent's break (Right after Alicent got married to Viserys). As her supposed siblings, Aemon and Lyarra made it their mission to watch over them as much as possible(Aemon spended more time with Rhaenyra while Lyarra stayed with Alicent), of course, there were times they simply gave up and left the Red Keep to cause chaos :3

Stepmama Stark was a wonderful emotional support to her granddaughter and her daughter in law (Especially when the twins, especially Aemon, didn't want to handle it anymore)

Lyarra is a big Daemyra shipper, Aemon and Bael find that weird, Stepmama punished Daemon for the scandal he caused.

However, the 4 turned a blind eye to the legitimacy of Jace, Luke and Joffrey.

There was a time that Daemon and Bael (+The twins) had a huge argument and didn't spoke for years

Lyarra had 2 babies with Tyland, before she had a complication during birth of their second baby that sterilized her.

Aemon remained a faithful virgin (Wait, that was obvious 🙃)

Bael may have a bastard somewhere (But adventure before kids, it's what this little shit says)

One of the Stark kids may die during the Dance...

[happyk44]

Hades: Oh. Am I early? I thought there'd be more people. What are we celebrating? The invitation wasn't very clear.

Hera: What are you talking about? This is your wedding.

Hades:

Hades: What?

Hermes, in a wedding dress: Oh, good you're here! Come stand next to me. Here's your bouquet.

Hades: What is happening?

Hera: You're getting married.

Hades: I'm already married.

Hermes: Only for the winter though. And everyone needs a fun summer wife! And I already cashed in my one favour from my stepmom so just stop questioning things and say "I do" when prompted.

Hades:

Hades: I don't think my wife is going to like this, Hermes.

Hera: Actually, she's the witness.

Hades: What?

Persephone, rushing through the door: Okay, I'm here! Let's do this! *releases a tiny sob* Oh, this is such a beautiful moment. I'm so happy for the two of you!

Hades: I am your husband!

Hermes: And soon you will also be mine. Now chop chop, stepmama, we got honeymoon plans to get to!

[queen-of-the-underworld221]

stepmama i have a crush and i dont know what to do helppp she so pretty and i dont wanna mess it up and let my fear of a bad relationship get in the way 😭😭😭

(i did ask dad earlier but i need more help than ‘we can figure it out’ ‘it will be ok’ and a hug sorry papa but i need actual advice 😭😭😭😭😭)

@koiyan-hades-kid-with-a-system

i’m not the best with relationship advice (considering i was literally kidnapped) but my suggestion is you take the risk and ask her out. of course, if you aren’t ready for that, you can always wait a bit. i’m sure you won’t mess it up if you ask her!