#stendyle all day...

[octatxnic]

'Stendy is better' 'no Style is better' okay what about both huh. They all have two hands. We can even have slowburn if you're feeling it too. Wendy and Kyle realizing they have more in common than they thought and becoming friends. They could quite literally fit the academic rivals to lovers trope if we wanted that!!!!! Stan realizing he also has feelings for his SBF and feeling like crap because he likes Wendy. Wendy slowly realizing she also has feelings for Kyle but hating it cause she also loves Stan, and Kyle is his best friend. Kyle realizing he loves both of them but feeling shitty cause they're obviously in love with each other. SLOWBURN STENDYLE IS SO GOOD. CONSIDER STENDYLE!

[pilabutsp]

"STENDYLE WEEK" DAY 2: ANGST

Imagine getting two boyfriends thinking it was going to be better. They are still boys after all.

Close ups 1st page:

[cyndrastic]

i’m making a new au

idk if anyone has actually seen Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero, but it aired on Disney XD in the early/mid 2010s and was one of my all time favorite cartoons.

If you’ve never heard of it, there’s a synopsis linked here

if you wanna watch it for yourself, here’s the first episode (this link definitely doesn’t also lead to a trusted website where you can watch the entire show for free along with a ton of other cartoons, movies, and anime’s and definitely isn’t how i watch South Park without having Paramount + 👀)

if you don’t feel like either of those here’s a link to an out of context video that i think will be easy to understand without having watched the show and that shows character dynamics well.

anyway here’s the characters:

i’m gonna add a cut here so if you don’t feel like reading/watching something to get a feel for these characters, i’ll explain them (also it’s kind of an excuse for me to rant about how this show takes traits from common media and twists them perfectly to still have identifiable character types while having the characters be unique and mix well together in the show)

Kyle will obviously be Penn Zero himself, part-time hero, who’s the main character. I mean, come on, even the main guy has curly read hair! It fits too well. Penn also has some established anger issues, and sometimes has a hard time putting his personal emotions and morals aside for the sake of a mission. He’s snappy, witty, and good hearted but sometimes he can lose sight of the right thing when he gets in his own head.

Stan and Wendy will be Boon and Sashi, Penn’s best friends.

Stan is Boon, part-time wiseman. He’s a stereotypical dumb best friend, but he’s pretty philosophically mature when he needs to be. This is actually the only show I can think of where the “dumb best friend” trope isn’t annoying as shit, cause normally I hate characters like this. But here, Boon never feels like a burden to the episode and him being a little slower never makes him less capable than his friends. No one ever complains about him being too stupid and his best friends never belittle/infantilize him for not being as smart. He’s a great moral booster for the team and it’s clear how much his friends enjoy his company care for him despite him being kinda dumb. I don’t understand how no show since this one has been able to get this trope right.

Wendy is Sashi, part-time sidekick. She’s a total badass, having more fighting and strategic skills than the boys. She’s also the one to keep the mission on target and is willing to do whatever it takes to win the day. However, she’s never the stereotypical “i’m the responsible one so i hate fun” or “i’m a girl who can fight so therefore that’s my only character trait.” Shes aloof, isn’t the best at social ques, highly competitive, and shows her love for her friends by being fiercely loyal and protective of them. Even though she can get annoyed and tired of the random antics her friends cause, she never talks down to them. She also takes her role of sidekick very seriously and even though she’s a much more skilled fighter than Penn, she listens to his instructions and never undermines what he says unless what he tells her to do will lead to them failing. She’s a fiery spirit and can and will kick your ass if she sees fit.

Cartman and Butters are Rippen and Larry, the Stendyle trio’s part time villains.

Cartman is Rippen, part-time villain. Rippen is a very stereotypically evil guy. He doesn’t really have a motive, he just wants to win. Does he ever? No. Is it his fault that he loses most of the time? Also no. He’s a genuinely good villain but it’s often the people he works with or some Deus Ex Machina for the heroes that keeps him from getting to victory. Despite being a good villain, hes also pretty aloof. He’s a hilarious character simply because of how annoyed he is with everything all the time (especially his henchman Larry/Butters). Despite this, he does genuinely care for some things, like his stuffed animals and his co-villain (though he’s hard pressed to admit it). In the show Rippen is an art teacher who hates everything, but in this au Cartman is just gonna be another student who loves to mess with Kyle.

Butters is Larry, part-time minion. He works under Cartman and honestly sucks balls at being a villain. He’s silly, doesn’t really know how to take a situation seriously, gullible, easily distracted, and very kindhearted. However, he is incredibly loyal to Cartman and will do whatever he says without hesistation, he’ll just usually do it wrong or twist it so it’s a nice thing to do. Most of the time Butters is just there to stand by Cartman and do his own thing. It’s also a running gag in the show that Larry will just ramble on and on about literally anything and it drives characters actually insane, and Rippen will sometimes use that as a weapon, which is a very Cartman thing to do. In the show Larry is principle of the school Stendyle attends, but like with Cartman, i’m just gonna make Butters another student. However, in the show, Larry is also rich as fuck, which is really funny so i’m keeping that. Like, it’s rarely brought up, but there are some episodes that take place in his mansion and it’s great. (“Cartman, you know what i’d do if i had a million dollars?” “Butters, you do have a million dolla-“ “I’d buy everyone in the world a portrait! I did that once in my neighborhood. my neighbor said ‘you shouldn’t have!’ and I said ‘no worries Mark it’s my pleasure happy birthday!’ and he said ‘it’s not my birthday and my name’s Tyler’…” <- actual character interaction from the show almost word for word, tell me that doesn’t sound Cartman and Butters coded)

[kawaiichibiart]

Stendyl, but it's Wendyl helping Stan come to terms with their own gender. They help Stan realize things about themself and is there every step of the way.

(BTW, my HC is that Wendyl is nonbinary and uses they/he/she pronouns, and Stan is agender and uses they/them pronouns)

Wendyl is open to Stan asking her questions and is always the one they go to whenever they want to try something out. Wendyl has seen Stan explore their fashion (wearing wigs/extensions to see if they liked having longer hair (sorta, they'd have it long for a while, but short hair is their preference), going with them to buy dresses and skirts to try (depends, but for the most part, yeah, it's pretty nice), doing their makeup, etc., etc., etc.), he's used different pronouns on them (they originally considered he/they, possibly adding she, but in the end, they/them felt the most comfortable and correct), she's on the phone with them while they cry because they believe they ruined their family (their parents wanted a son and daughter, two kids, and they already fucked them over from having a son-). They stand next to them when they finally come out to their mom (just their mom, they couldn't stand telling their whole family, Sharon accepted them, saying she didn't care if they were a boy, a girl, or nothing at all, they will always be her baby).

Just, Wendyl being supportive of their partner discovering themself and being there for them, especially when it's hard for them to get through the day because he knows what it's like.

[flowernets]

YEA FLOWERBETS IM HERE… pjo au I’ll reblog every single post

pjo au ideas ive been cooking up lately:

im changing the amount of time some of them have been on camp so that kyle+kenny+wendy+jimmy (dont know who else) will be the ones who've been on camp the longest. its a wip

unrequited k2 bc i wanna ruin people's days. i will elaborate on it on the future<3

i was gonna make wendy child of aphrodite a-la piper bc i thought it would be funny for her im not like other girls complex However. i think athena is more fitting + it fits into some stendyle thing im cooking up As Well + wendy kyle friendship

speaking of aphrodite. that one person who suggested butters as a child of aphrodite i have good news for you. like listen i KNOW depending on how u characterize butters this is a slay or a flop but like first of all: i am running out of gods and secondly. it would be funny if everyone in the aphrodite cabin just hated his guts for some reason

gonna draw butters+da rest of the girls soon !

cartman/wendy dynamics. teamwork if you will. i think it would be fun considering the ares/athena implications

cartman and kenny being buddies

kenny going to henrietta (who im making child of hecate) for advice/questions etc about his past and his whole cult thing like ohhh we're doing this. slay forever

i need to ponder more on catg dynamics bc i was thinking abt the main 5 mostly. what i will say is cryde besties forever and ever and ever and ever

ALSO clyde/bebe. clyde is head over heels for bebe and makes handmade things for her

[nonstanley]

💿 HELLO, my name is stanley — and i would love to do a south park rp with someone as my south park fixation is coming back to me!!

some main rules i have is that you are at least 16+ as i don't feel comfortable with roleplaying with anyone under that age range !!

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biggest ships im looking for would probably be stendyle (feel like a lot of people don't know this one), kybecca, stendy, kyman (maybe?), bendy, heiman, stenny, wendy/cartman (idk the ship name), and style !! (Would like to mention that they would be aged up as I don't feel comfortable with playing children — ages will be ranged up to 17-18)

◝ lemme get into some detail ;;

i love angst and would prefer if our roleplays had that trope (but not all the time — don't need it to just be full on angst, i would love if it was sweet once in a while)

◝ preferably someone who can do at least 2-3 paragraphs as i love to go into detail when it comes to roleplays (one liners are allowed too later during the roleplay but it would be great if it started off with at least a few so we can have a good start w/ it)

i also want to bring up that i don't do OCs since im not the best with them, im sorry!

most of my roleplays will be sent to discord but if that's not an option for many, im glad to do it here as well (replies might be slow but i will get to you when given the chance)

but other than that, feel free to message me if you're interested and i'll respond when i can!! hopefully you have a good day or night !!

[thelovelybitten]

vera's first watch of south park - season one

okay since stendy has taken over my life, I wanted to watch all 26 seasons of south park just for fun (and get more depth on the characters), so here's a little blurb on how season 1 went.

EPISODE 1:

oh my god the first episode is the fucking anal probe... the one clip I saw on tiktok disturbed me a little but that's the vulgarity of it all

KICK THE BABY

YOU'RE TELLING ME SINCE THE FIRST EPISODE STENDY WAS MENTIONED ?!?!?@?#??#! THE LITTLE LOVEY DOVEY STAN IS IN THE FIRST EPISODE ?????? DECEASED

STAN THROWS UP WHEN HE SEES HER WHAT this is new knowledge to ME it's so gross yet so cute LMAO

wendy giving him the note and the meeting at the pond... KYLE WAS IN HIS ANGRY ARC

my trio doing the damn thing stendyle FOREVER !!

"when do I get to make sweet love?" STAN RELAXXXX

kyle popping the FUCK OFF at the aliens as he should

I'm crying at stendy he vomits on her and her immediate reaction is "LOOK, A FRENCH FRY?" please they are so CUTE

EPISODE 2:

OH WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE IT'S THE EPISODE WHERE WENDY AND CARTMAN FIGHT FOR THE WINNER OF THE PAPER WRITING CONTEST

it's the way I know exactly what kenny is talking abt PLEASE

"hey, stop defending your little girlfriend for writing about some stupid fish" SO THEY'RE DATING NOW??????? stendy has been canon since the beginning?!@?!?#?$ HOW ARE THEY NOT POPULAR IN THE FANDOM

STAN DEFENDING WENDY <3

CLYDE AND BEBE OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE GSJSKBKG

uhm... i don't know how to feel abt this racist stuff, wouldn't fly in this modern-day timeline it's uncomfortable to watch tbh. Will have to get used to it

miss wendy GIRL DON'T GET CAUGHT

omg the TikTok MEME THAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE W THEM GDNGKJNSNGJKGNKNK

the quote for my otp tag: I can't do it alone

stan in his simp era as HE SHOULD

stan and wendy in their duo arc they slayed

DOES KENNY GET KILLED IN EVERY EPISODE ???? that makes me sad

EPISODE 3:

it's stan being soft with animals for me <3 he's so SWEET my fave boy

kenny chugging gasoline???? my unhinged son

kenny popping AWF killing things

stan wanting to be a man like kenny BABY BOY YOU ARE PERFECT THE WAY YOU ARE SBGKJBS

so they do kill kenny in every episode.... weird dunk

chef making me CRINGE PLEASE

stan killing Scuzzlebutt iconic

EPISODE 4:

SPARKY is STAN'S DOG SJNKGSKNSK SO CUTE

wait is this is where the hc of stan being the high school quarterback comes from ??? so iconic

omg INFLATE STAN'S EGO PLEASE very king shit of him

as a bisexual... this is a little much :l

sensitive but i'll get over it

kyle filling for stan so style of them

why are Y'ALL KILLIN KENNY I hate it here

stan slowly becoming an ALLY

stan carrying the show as he fucking should that's my mf son right there

EPISODE 5:

not STAN GETTING BEAT BY SHELLY??? Is that her name??? Idk his big sister i don’t want a HAIR on his head touched

Kyle baby boy i love you but WHERE THE FUCK DID U GET AN ELEPHANT

Oh so Kyle’s the smartest kid at school ugh i love my brainiac son u EAT THESE BITCHES upppppp

Mr. Garrison common L

Shelly is AWFUL OMG

I love how stan gets launched and Kyle is just. Hey bestie we going to do this shit u better come

Cartman & fluffy is very wholesome (very rare that i like cartman, don’t count on it)

DON’T POKE STAN

Oh y’all be cloning stan ihy

Oh my god u can’t be serious is this actually gonna happen SKBSBGJS

Elton John ate

Mutant!Stan is a freak of nature :/

WHEN KENNY WENT IN THE MICROWAVE I WHEEZED HE’S SO CUTE LMAOO

Shelly redeemed herself for half a second and now she’s back on my hit list of “characters i cannot trust with Stanley Marsh”

EPISODE 6:

Oh lord we in for a wild one aren’t we

Not Stan’s grandpa wanting to unalive :(

KYLE AND IKE MY FAVOURITE SILBLINGSSSSS they’re so cute watching tv

I'm w kyle's mom on this, TF is terrance & Philip it's LAME

kyle's mom snitching kinda iconic tho

KENNY NOT THE EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA pls

EYE. STAN pls not this question

KYLE DON'T FEED THIS IDEA NGJKSNGSLGD

EPISODE 7:

kenny in his zombie era

OMG STAN AS RAGGEDY ANNE OMG

omg wendy as chewbacca

not wendy roasting stan pls they're chaotic

common cartman L with his costume

kenny falling to pieces fdsjngnsdkgjks

kyle being the solar system HOW WHOLESOME

wenSLAY AS THE WINNER AS SHE SHOULD

NOT THEM ALL SHAMING STAN

stendy's first fight :((((((((

CLYDE DON'T EAT BEBE

stan eating cartman up that's my fucking son

wendy being a good samaritan

shit stendy fight part two

NO WENDY GETS ZOMBIEFIED FJNDKJNFSDKNSK

is this a reference to the triple K ??? wtf this is fucked

chef W this ep pls kick cartman's ass

candy >>>>> everything else

period Michael Jackson ref

NO DON'T KILL WENDY STANLEY FUCKING DON'T YOU LOVE HER

"don't worry babe, everything is gonna be okay" KILL ME SJKBGJBKGSBK THEY ARE SO CUTE

stan this does not excuse u for wanting wendy to die tho... not proud of u

EPISODE 8:

omg I saw a bit of this on tiktok too

tHE AMOUNT OF CHESSY POOFS RELAX

kyle smelling kenny jbwejgbjkgbjkg please

wendy <3 my angel baby cake eat cartman up

the fuck did I just watch... whack ass turkeys

starvin' marvin ??? tf

'bad starvin' marvin THAT'S A BAD STARVIN' MARVIN'

OMG NOT THEM GRABBING CARTMAN DSBSDGBKJGDSBDSBK so slay marvin so slay

cartman finding the motherload of snacks alr I'll give the W

kenny doesn't deserve this shit save my mf son

EPISODE 9:

omg is this a CHRISTMAS SPECIAL?!?!??!?! OMG SO CUTE

stan IN HIS NARRATOR ARC

WENDY AS VIRGIN MARY BNJFJKFDNJDNJ I'M DEAD

KYLE DOING THE DAMN THING

KENNY THE ANGEL <33333333

omg stan and wendy catching snowflakes on their tongues :')))))) that's wholesome as FUCK

kyle's musical number !!!!!! where's the album sir ??? the vocals are FIRE

NO NOT IKE ON FIRE

MR.HANKEY IS A PIECE OF LITERAL SHIT....

CARTMAN FINDING A VIBRATOR... PLS

this is where ‘Kyle’s mom’s a bitch’ originates ?? not gonna lie cartman ate that tbh

MR MACKEY <3 m’kay man reigns supreme

not y’all setting up Kenny :/

oh he’s okay thank god

KENNY SPINNING AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PLAY DFNJNJDVFKVDJFKNKNJ HE IS BABIE

stendy in three frames it must be so

something…feels…unfinished…. Y’all rly gonna kill my son before the end of the episode FUCK YALL FR

I manifested Kenny not dying period

EPISODE 10:

it’s cartman’s bday ok this is gonna be FUCKING WHACK

Damien a spawn of Satan fr

Kenny the platypus ! <3

not satan being real :/

Mr mackey slayage AGAIN <3

common cartman L DON'T TOUCH MY SON KYLE JSJKGKJBKJSG

EPISODE 11:

god my throat hurts so bad KMS

STENDY INTERACTION I'M WINNING

wendy being wholesome and cartman being an ass... weird dunk

stan at least being supportive

OMG WAIT THIS IS THE EP WHERE WENDY IS IN HER PSYCHO ERA BC STAN IS A SIMP :'(

omg the main four are in their simp era

NOT STAN PUKING THE BETRAYAL

wendy :((((( stan is DELUSIONAL DW DW

stanley u SHUT UR DAMN MOUTH

wendy being sad is NOT MY FAVE

I love wendy in her jealous era flame this bitch

NO NOT THE STENDY FLASHBACKS GDJBBJKHDGBJKGDBJKDHBJK KMS

wait they are all of him vomiting LMAOOOOO

Wendy crying is my weakness

GOD DAMN IT i knew SHE WOULD ASK STAN TO DO SOMETHING FOR HER FUCKING BITCHHHH

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME.” WENSLAY AS USUAL. When is she not an icon

Gives miss Ellen a dead animal i love her so much

Jesus Stan being an idiot >:( i love my son but he’s stupid

OMG WENDY IS SO TRUE FOR HER

WAIT MISS ELLEN IS A LESBIAN OKAY A SLAY

Stan…. Ur not a lesbian pls

The BIRKENSTOCKS NDFSNKSFK

Mr.garrison got RIZZ

Bebe & Wendy my fave duo they besties for the resties

WENDY IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC I REPEAT WENDY IS IN HER SANDRA DEE ARC

I am obsessed w this omg

NO NOT MISS ELLEN COMING IN THE SAME OUTFIT this is CRUEL

Bro miss Ellen on my hit list she rizzing up my son and ruining my ship FUCK AWF

Um ???? WE JUST NOT GONNA TALK ABT WENDY’S GMA UNALIVING???? SO TRAUMATIZING FOR LIL WENDY

NO WENDY DON’T GIVE UPPPP

Wendy STOP IT I’M SOBBING i love how selfless she is but it’s also a con

???? NOT THE IRAQI AFTER MISS ELLEN

Stendy reigns again period

WENDY AND BEBE SLAYED

Aw my psycho children i love them <3

EPISODE 12:

KYLE GETTING THE CLOUT as he should <3

Barbra get ur hands off Kyle and don’t yell at stan >:(

Not cartman breaking into kyle’s house ur weird

Lol them just hanging there… weird

The Japanese i love it

Barbra destroying the town ew

Literally wtf is this ep

I’m very lost

Ike AT THE END FDDJJCNDJDJ

EPISODE 13?:

CARTMAN’S TEA PARTY ok this is wholesome

Cartman just wants to know who his dad is aw :’( big relate

My fave kids putting their video of cartman on AFV sjdsncdj

GO KART KENNY :’(

WAIT ONLY THIRTEEN EPS? WERK IG

I made it boys woo thanks for reading this far have a cookie

[erratic-brainrot]

7, 13, & 18 for the sp asks!

7) Question: Favourite Adult and why?

Answer:

This is tricky since I actually adore a good handful of the adults. Some for canonical reasons, but the majority slipping into headcanons that I do believe fit but are purely for myself.

I would say that Thomas Tucker is definitely my favourite male parent, as he is a genuinely kind husband, trying father, and willing to be empathetic towards his son and review his own very personalized beliefs to accept his kid. He kinda makes me think of my own father for all the good reasons. And honestly? He’s the least toxic and sexists of the male figures (which I know is mostly for writing concepts and stuff. Haha jokes) but I still appreciate it a lot for him.

The worst he’s done in actual character moments of not being super responsive to Craig being in a fight (which I don’t think was that bad. He seems like indifferent with relatability. Like he’s just like “ah okay cool son. Beat his ass up”, and possibly being on a porn or whatever site during the troll arch like the majority of the male adults. And I believe he might’ve been semi homophobic in the boys Gay al camp ep but I honestly can’t remember atm. But compared to the average adult in South Park? Mother fucker is a king.

Not to mention his good moments. Being highly supportive of his wife during the bush ep— never shaming her once, the whole arch for tweek x Craig because OOOF HE HIT ME IN THE FEELINGS, and I love his little bottle ship shit- very cute. Like he’s not even on a lot but every time I see him I’m just like, “What a king”, esp since I’ve falling in deep love with the HC of all the Tuckers being ASD.

I simply just think he’s an amazing father. And it makes me sad (though I completely understand, different perspectives and creative liberties) when people make him abusive— since I’m like, “He’s literally one of the better Dads of South Park,” esp when I play into all my headcanons. Pov Thomas Tucker accidentally becomes adoptive father to some mentally ill blond kids (if you wish to know feel free to message me, I could go on)

Next, I would say my favourite female adult is easily Sheila. She’s is simply a try hard Mom to me who shows actual care about her kids. I genuinely love seeing her! Canonically? She’s very funny, has an amazing singing/speaking voice, is often shown as really supportive and has very “cute mommy moments” with her kids, she’s very hyper emotional and has such passion for people, she’s not depicted as remotely catty, she doesn’t care violently about blood ties (Ike is her baby above most), milf, she is written repeatedly to be insecure, and like Kyle— she can get carried away but genuinely has strong morals rooted in compassion (even if at times she’s misguided). Due to her having more screen time it’s a bit harder to write in depth about Sheila without going on for days and dividing headcanon spaces. I just love her a lot and Kyle is shown to genuinely not fear her, like a lot of kids with their parents in show for, and just appreciate her a lot.

(Honourable mentions? Carol Mccormick. Based on headcanons implied from the show about her being a caring Mom with loads of trauma- but believing unlike certain other parents/mothers she is doing it as a survivalist- and I genuinely have fallen in love with Carol Mccormick because of headcanons someone please help me/hj)

13) Favourite Ship? Tell us why?

Answer:

Ughhh I have so many it’s hard. I think my all time favourites since the very beginning have been Stendyle and Bunny (also Shelly x Kevin but they’re special ✨✨✨)

So, STENDYLE, one of my main bitches because I’m so desperate for poly ships. Basically, I adore this ship because—

A) I love all the characters in it

B) I adore the ships divided from the poly, kyendy, style, stendy. All good ships with kyendy actually being my favourite of the bunch. But I find that them being poly enhances a lot of features.

C) the ship simply has so many vibes of healthy communication, sporty geeks, playful banter, balancing acts of Stan having to bring Wendy and Kyle back to earth at times— followed by Wendy and Stan needing to explain things to Stan to bring him back to a level sense too, they are all very insecure when to “how they’re viewed” personality speaking, all of them have different issues in regards to their sense of “ego” but because it’s related to the “ego” there is relatability, group cuddling, a complete removal of the Stan arch in stories of “pick, Wendy or Kyle!” That I think is kinda lame even if I get. Poly is simply superior in my head lol.

Next, Bunny, this ship is a lot more specific in a way because it’s rooted in basic concepts of what I adore.

A) inherent hurt and comfort

B) both are insanely emotional artistic people, who tend to be “used” (aka not respected as people and often there to fill in a service of some kind) by others, and both having easy senses of humour

C) again, i adore both characters on their own.

Bunny is more to this than that, but at the end of the day those are the main two reasons why I like this ship. It’s not hyper complicated if I want to find the root.

18) describe an episode you’d like to see.

Answer:

This is a bit harder because I know what episodes I would like to see, but are unrealistic in any capacity for the show to do because it’s not focus on bigger ideas and concepts. Like no matter how much I want, I’m not getting an episode of Kenny expressing how used he feels by his friends, nor an episode about Shelly’s impact of obviously not being the fav kid and her literally canonical trauma related to boys she’s dated. And Ngl honestly, for a canonical episode of South Park, I don’t want that. Well, at least in the way I would write that or that being the inherent focus.

South Park, at the end of the day is suppose to be a comedic culturally Introspective show. It talks about pop cultural and the American social climate. So me just wanting character episodes, though possible— shouldn’t just be the focus. It’s not how South Park should work, that’s a fandoms job haha.

So, if I had to pick an episode. I would honestly adore an episode talking avoid the developing online culture— through it might be difficult because honest to god it’s always changing and a lot of the creators are insanely older and the platforms aren’t really for them.

However, I remember like five years ago me and my friend just randomly making an episode concept off the top of our head about like dumb shit like E-boys, soft boy, etc as an A Plot of online conformity for the sake of likes— and likely kyle having to question this. It’s not a new concept since people change themselves for fame all the time— but it does bring questions in how easy it is to be distorted. How fast opinions change based on popular concepts despite grounding, and the removal of genuine vs performative.

With our B plot actually being a minor creek arch, talking about the fetishiation once again on gay people. The demand to see and not respecting concepts of privacy. I can’t remember it super well but I know I liked it since it was stressed on how people use this Sortve shit for brownie points despite how dehumanizing it actually is. And even reference how little sites care about actual damages snd willing to promote literal hate speech than fix problems.

The concept was over all very fruity and kinda niche, so idk if it would work esp as an old concept. But I like those Sortve ideas.

I think it would be really interesting for them to talk about the online space now in similar ways, focus on the impact it has to the general. Fake activism, radicalization, more misinformation- stuff they have semi talked about before but aim more for the specific— esp in a post covid world. Shit is so insane.

So yeah. Sorry if this was poorly explained but I hoped you liked it anyways!

[neonkoii]

Free space: talk about a random blog

hmmmmm hm hm okay i will take this opportunity to talk about my bestest friend dj @stendyle <33 vamp was my second ever mutual on this webbed site and i feel like i never talk to him anymore which is such a bummer!! but i love talking with her so soooo soo much i miss it a lot and i just hope pup is having a fantastic awesome day thats all <3 check kye out right now right now !!!!!!!

[stendyle]

kenny stendyle. my absolute beloved. you are one of my most favorite people on this website and i’m really happy for u that you have a bunch of different interests cuz that’s really cool /gen! but i am emotionally attached to that south park fic u were posting about a few days ago AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK IN MY LIFE. i have no idea what’s canon or not to the show but i’m on chapter 17 n i’m invested

(all /lh i hope u had a great day! <333)

SUNNNYYYYY i am on the verge of tears rn cuz of this fuck you /POS ily this is so sweet!!! also oh my god ur reading the fic. glad u like it so far!!! prepare to have ur heart shattered :D i hope u had a good day too; i am holding u so gently rn. <33

[octatxnic]

Here me out. Stendyle fic where Kyle has Hanahaki disease. It first begins with him loving Stan and coughing out lavender petals. devotion, serenity, grace, and calmness. He's confused and talks to Kenny about it, and they conclude it's from Hanahaki. Kyle is scared; he can't confess. Because hes with Wendy, Kyle doesnt want to break them up. So he attempts to ignore Stan so he doesn't have to face the consequences of Hanahaki disease. Kenny doesn't like the idea, but he doesn't do anything about it; he swore he couldn't say anything. Cartman teases him about it, but Kyle doesnt give two shits anymore.

Eventually Wendy confronts him about it and asks him what's going on because why is he ignoring his SBF? Kyle says that he just hasn't been feeling well lately and has been stressed. She understands and invites him to her house so they can work on a science project together, to which he agrees, because he kinda needs help and Wendy is the only one who understands (since she's an honors student too). It was good, and Kyle realizes that she's pretty cool, and they hangout frequently, perhaps to talk about their classes or projects. So he starts talking to Stan again, but when he does he starts coughing up different petals. Pink roses. Grace, happiness and gentleness. He panics, because they're different now. He loves Stan. He thought he did. Does he love Wendy now...? No, that can't be possible. He can't possibly love them *both*. He's not the one in the relationship. He'd ruin it. So he avoids both of them, which he prevails at. But not for long.

2 weeks later, he's in class when suddenly he's coughing. Coughing back. And he's choking. Kenny attempts to help him but it's the flower choking him. He passes out in his own blood and flowers. And he's rushed to the hospital. Stan and Wendy walk in while Kyle is staring at the ceiling. Oh no, not now. Anytime but now. They say something but he coughs up more petals. Wendy asks if it's because of Hanahaki, and he says yes, ashamed of himself.

Stan tells him he needs to confess or else he'll die. Kyle says he knows but he can't because he loves two people but he can't confess because they'll reject him. Wendy puts her hand on his own, and smiles sadly.

"We know."

Kyle is shocked. They know he loves them. Well, this was it. They'd tell him they don't reciprocate and leave him and he'd have to get surgery to remove the disease but he'd forget everything about his SBF and recently found friend and he doesn't want that and-

He's cut off from his thoughts by a kiss. Two, actually. On both sides of his cheeks. He stares at them wildly. Did they just kiss him? Did that mean-

"Me and Wendy talked it out, dude. And we realized... we love you. A lot. And we've wanted to say so for weeks but you kept avoiding us."

"R...really?" He sounds pathetic but he doesn't care. They love him. They both do. And he loved them.

"Yes," Wendy whispers.

"I love you two so much." Kyle responded, tears forming in his eyes. They loved his stupid self. They loved him back.

From that day on, Kyle no longer coughed up flowers, and sometimes you can see all three of them have their hands intertwined with each other.

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Title: A Wedding Minus One Summary: A great day has finally arrived, the true end to the war between humans and elves, the wedding between Elf King Kyle and human Shield maiden Wendy. It is a glorious occasion, for all but the bride, groom, and best man. Rating: T for language Ships: Stendyle Other: I wrote this in 2018, enjoy.

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Bebe narrowed her eyes, standing in the doorway. "You need to leave," She ordered. "The groom can't see the bride before she walks down the aisle. It's bad luck."

"That's a human thing. I don't believe in that," The elf king commented as he tried to slip past her, to no avail. King Kyle set his jaw and met Bebe's eyes. He shirked back.  Both she and Kyle knew if she wanted, she could physically remove him with ease.

Kyle took a breath. "I just need to ask her something. Bebe, please." He hated that he had to resort to begging, but this was an important matter. Bebe eyed him up and down a moment then rolled her eyes.

"You're lucky I like watching you from behind." She took a step inside the room, allowing Kyle inside. Her gaze lingered on his rear a moment, then she grabbed hold of his shoulder in an iron grip. He nearly stumbled backwards with the force of his sudden stop.

"If you so much as get one hair out of place, the elves will need a new king for a few months--got it?"

Kyle nodded stiffly. It took much of his resolve not to hastily scurry away from her farther into the room. Confident with her threat, Bebe took her leave. She shut the door, but her shadow remained to block some of the light from the bottom. She didn't expect him to stay there long.

A giggle torn his thoughts away from Bebe. He turned and his eyes went wide.

Wendy sat at a vanity, hands resting in her lap.  She wore a pale cream colored dress that hugged her torso before billowing out into a long train at the hips. A knit shall with baby blue accent draped across her shoulders and a chainmail belt with small multicolored stones attached between the chain links across her waist.

Kyle forced his mouth shut and swallowed hard.

"You look beautiful," He said, walking over to her.

She flashed him a smile. "You look quite handsome as well. So that is the marriage robe your mother when on and on about." Wendy gestured to the green and gold robe. She reached out and ran a finger along the delicate stitching embroidered on the sleeves.

"It's stuffy, and doesn't have pockets," Kyle replied dryly.

"There are other places to hold your things, besides your pockets." Wendy reached down the front her dress and produced a small, worn throwing knife. Seeing the shock on Kyle's face, she quickly added, "It's my something borrowed. I'm borrowing it from Heidi."

Kyle pulled at his over sized sleeves, tugging them so they covered most of his fingers. "You...don't have any more hidden about do you?"

"I think that's something you'll just have to find out after the wedding," She teased. Kyle tried to smile, but it was strained. Wendy saw this and heaved a sigh.

Placing the knife back inside her dress, she asked, "How's Stan? You're the first person Bebe's let in all day."

Kyle shook his head. "I don't know. I haven't seen him since this morning at breakfast--and even then I was preoccupied with Mom fussing and Dad forcing me to go over my vows again. I barely had time to talk to him." Kyle crossed his arms then rested against the vanity.

A wedding is a joyous occasion, especially a royal wedding. The one between the duke and duchess of the Northern Elf kingdom caused celebrations that lasted for nearly a week afterward, even among those who did not hold any connections to the Northern Elf Kingdom. Kyle could clearly recall the tears in Prince Ike's eyes as he watched the duchess march down the aisle. He wondered if Ike would cry when Wendy walked past him the same way.

A sigh escaped his lips. Weddings were supposed to be joyous, and for much of the kingdoms, that was true of this one as well. Kyle and Wendy's holy union would mark the first time in more than a thousand years that one with no elf blood would sit upon the throne. Many believed this wedding would be counted as the true end of the war between elves and humans.

For the most part, Wendy and Kyle kept up appearances. They walked close, hand in hand. They would whisper in each other's ears and smile and laugh. They pressed kisses onto the other's cheeks and lips. From the outside, it would have been impossible to tell the sadness this wedding brought them.

Wendy glanced up at Kyle. "Lean down," She ordered. Kyle did so and Wendy pushed back some of his curly red hair from his face. She smiled, cupping his cheeks. "We need to keep smiling. Remember, this was Stan's idea. He suggested it. As far as I am concerned, no matter who has whose ring on whose finger, this wedding is between all of us."

Kyle placed his hand over hers. "I know. I just wish it didn't have to be like this," He muttered. He pressed his lips against the heel of her palm. Wendy's palms were calloused from her training as a shieldmaiden. There had been some attempts in recent weeks to smooth out her palms, but it seemed to little avail.

She leaned forward and rested her forehead against his. "Me too. Me too." They stayed like that a moment, eyes shut, before Kyle stood back up.

"I need to get back before Mom starts to worry that I got cold feet." He walked towards the door but paused a moment and sent Wendy one last smile. "I love you."

"I love you too." She returned the grin with one of her own. "And we both love Stan."

"Yes," Kyle sighed, "we do."

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The best man paced back around the fountain. Stan knew he was supposed to be helping in the main hall. He should be there greeting guests in Kyle's place as courtiers and nobles from around Zaron ushered themselves in for the biggest wedding in decades. He should be checking on Kyle, making sure the king had everything he would need for the ceremony. He should be doing a lot of things, but he couldn't.

Stan had tried to do what was expected of him as both Royal Guard to the Elf King and as best man. He really did, but he just couldn't. Yes, the wedding had been his idea in the first place, but now that it was upon them, his chest couldn't stop aching.

He groaned then slumped down against the fountain.  He stared up at the sky and watched the clouds float idly by. It was almost noon, almost time for the ceremony. Almost time to see the loves of his life be bound together by the highest holy man the humans had then turn around and be blessed by the highest druid among elves. And he would just be standing by, praying he was able to be tied together with them.

A hand fell firmly on Stan's shoulder and he jumped, nearly drawing his sword.

King Douchebag crouched beside him, a puzzled look on his face.

"You're majesty!" Stan gasped. He nearly scrambled up to properly bow, but King Douchebag's hand kept him in place. The King dropped his hand after a moment then sat down on the edge of the fountain.

Stan relaxed after a heartbeat. It was hard to stay tense around King Douchebag. He had an air around him that lent itself to soothing anger and fostering friendships. Stan pushed himself up so he was sitting with his back pressed against the side of the fountain. He and the king stayed like that for a time, watching the clouds and listening to the water in the fountain. They were just far enough away from the main hall that much of the noise of the wedding guests was lost.

Though his heart still ached, Stan felt the pressing thoughts in his head quiet.

This wedding was for the best. A human--and probably halfling eventually--on the elf throne would bring the kingdoms together after the war. Wendy would make an amazing queen. She was smart and caring and her skills on battle had more than proven her valor. A strong presence like hers beside Kyle would quickly quell any ideas of an uprising.

Even then, it's not as though Kyle or Wendy would leave him forever.  It had been a tad ironic, looking back. Before Stan and Wendy were the most open about their relationship with each other, as there had been no reason for them to hide it. Stan did not come from a particularly noble family. It had only been his father's friendship with the previous reigning king that allowed him to gain the ranks he did. Given all that, Stan attempting to court and woo a human was barely given a passing glance by most people.

It had been his and Kyle's relationship that he had to be most careful about. If certain people found out that the Elf King was courting not only someone so low on nobility as Stan, but someone who wouldn't be able to bear an heir, Kyle could have been outed from the throne and his younger brother, Prince Ike, placed upon it instead.

But for the last year or so, he had to act like he didn't care deeply for either of them as they were openly touchy and romantic with each other. For a month or so last winter, he had been so sure that they really were going to leave him for each other, he had nearly fallen back into his drinking habit again. He remembered when he finally worked up the courage to tell him what he was feeling about it. They both went out of their way to do small, almost unnoticeable, gestures towards him to make him feel included.

"Oh, there you are, your majesty."

Stan was pulled from his revery by the Wizard King Cartman. Cartman eyed Stan before turning his attention to King Douchebag fully. "The Ceremony is starting soon and I noticed you weren't in your seat. I thought perhaps you had finally see the err in this union, but I suppose I'm wrong."

Stan glared. "There is no 'err' when people love each other. Not that you would know about that."

Had it been any other royalty, Stan would have held his tongue, but he lost the little respect he had for Cartman when he had gone out of his way to object the wedding and try to stop it. Wendy, Kyle, and Stan even had a running bet going over the real reason Cartman was so against it. Wendy bet that Cartman was jealous and she was positive he held some sort of affections towards Kyle; Stan bet it was just Cartman's prejudices against any nonhuman being rearing its head while Kyle claimed it had to because Cartman just couldn't stand to see Kyle happy.

Cartman returned Stan's glare. "At least the love of my life wasn't stolen away from me by someone I considered a friend." Cartman's face twisted up in a sneer. Before Stan could do something he would regret, King Douchebag stepped between him and Cartman. He frowned at Cartman and met his gaze with a stern look. Cartman chewed his lip a moment then back down.

"The wedding is soon. You should get to your seat," He grumbled as he turned and marched back towards the main hall. King Douchebag shook his head then sent a sympathetic smile towards Stan.

"Thank you, King Douchebag," Stan gave a small bow. "Please, let me escort you to your seat."

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"Bebe, it's fine!" Wendy rolled her eyes as Bebe fussed over her dress.

"This is my best friend's wedding, and I am damn sure you're going to look perfect!" Bebe snapped her fingers. "Annie, the satchel." Bebe took the satchel of potpourri from Annie and fixed it to Wendy's belt. The smell of flowers wafted around them as she did so.

Finally, Bebe stood. She clasped her hands together.

"Oh, Annie, can you believe it? One day your fighting side by side against an army of the undead with a girl and the next you're getting ready to walk her down the aisle and let her marry the finest piece of ass you've ever seen." Bebe covered her mouth with her hands. "I think I'm gonna cry." She leaned against Annie, who already had tears in her eyes.

"Don't you dare!" Wendy ordered. "If you cry, I know I will, too, and all the effort you put into this makeup will be for nothing."

"Oh my God, you're right." Bebe took a deep breath. She fanned herself with her hands. "I'm alright. I'm just so happy for you."

"We all are," Annie chimed in. "To think a girl from our tribe would be marrying a king." Wendy laughed, but it was half-hearted. Annie frowned, about to comment, when a knocking came from the door.

Bebe groaned as she marched over. "I swear if it's Kyle again I'm not letting him in. He can ogle my handiwork from the alter!" She pulled open the door. "Oh, it's you. What do you want?"

"Greetings, Ms. Stevens," Stan's voice carried from the door. "The wedding is starting in a few minutes, and I'm here to escort the bride to the main hall."

"What? Why?" Bebe asked.

"It's a tradition among elves that the best man ensures the bride makes it to the wedding room."

"Why? Do Elf women die on the way there or something?"

"Kidnapped, actually."

Bebe just shook her head. She turned on her heels and allowed Stan to come inside. "Come on, Annie. Let's get to our places." Annie hurried over and followed Bebe out the door.

Stan and Wendy stood five steps from each other. He had seen Wendy in her wedding gown before, but she was no less breathtaking than before. He swallowed. He felt he should say something, but couldn't think of anything. So instead, Stan ran his thumb over the inlaid mother of pearl on his sword.

"Does that really happen?" Wendy broke the silence. "The kidnapping thing?"

"Yeah, it used to happen a lot. If you didn't like someone, you kidnapped the bride. It's not commonplace any more but," Stan took two steps, "I wanted to see you before the ceremony. You look amazing."

"Thank you." Wendy closed the gap between them. She rested her hands against his chest. She sighed. "Stan, are you sure you are going to be alright with this. Bebe said she had a plan that would 'postpone' the wedding another few months if I had cold feet. I can't promise it wouldn't involve fire and bloodshed, but maybe if we all keep looking we can find a loophole and--"

"We've been looking for more than a year now, Wendy." Stan cut in. "There is no loophole that would allow for more than two people to marry. The only reason you and Kyle can wed is because of a small asterisk on a piece of paper more than three hundred years old."

Wendy pursed her lips. He was right. Wendy wasn't royalty. She had no right to any throne, no matter how far back in her lineage they went. If not for an addendum to marriage law that allowed for royalty to marry someone of non-royal status only if that person had both proven themselves in battle and saved the royals life, their plan would have fallen apart from the start.

"Besides," Stan gently tilted Wendy's face up, "I think I've completely resigned myself to the fact I'll be you and Kyle's personal shared concubine." He chuckled and she smiled at him.

"Stan..." Wendy stood on her toes and pressed a kiss to his lips, "Thank you."

"Come on, once I deliver you to your bridesmaids, I need to haul ass up to the alter by Kyle." He took a step back and held out his arm. "Let's go, Queen Brofloski."

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"Oh, Gerald," Queen Sheila wiped her eyes, "Look at our handsome little man. It seems like yesterday I was teaching you to walk and now my baby is getting married and going to be having babies of his own."

Kyle blushed. "Mom, the wedding starting in a few minutes, you and Dad need to take your seats."

King Gerald put a hand on his son's shoulder. "We will. We will. But first, do you have your vows memorized, and you know what to do?"

"For the hundredth time, yes. I know my vows, I know when to step towards Wendy, I know when to pray, I know." Kyle stressed. "Now, please, take your seats." Nodding, King Gerlad started to lead Kyle's bawling mother away from the alter to the first row of seats where he sat her down next to Prince Ike, who looked absolutely bored.

For a moment, it crossed Kyle's mind to go tell his brother to perk up and be as excited for this wedding as the last one, but he quickly banished the idea when King Douchebag entered the room. Spotting him, King Douchebag walked over. Kyle bowed.

"Your Majesty." He greeted. "I thank you greatly for coming to bless my wedding with your presence. It means much to my bride, myself, and my people."

King Douchebag nodded. He fixed Kyle with a long stare. Kyle held the gaze for a moment before he had to look away. King Douchebag was a man of few words, but his gaze spoke more than any words ever could. The king knew this wasn't the wedding Kyle had dreamed of, and he was sorry.

"It will be alright. This is how it has to be, for the betterment of our kingdoms." Kyle whispered. King Douchebag sighed before turning and left for his seat.

"Don't you have an alter to be standing next to?"

Kyle jumped and turn to see Stan beside him.  "Where have you been?" Kyle demanded.

"Recently? I was escorting your bride, protecting her from any of your enemies who may wish you ill will." Stan glanced over at Cartman who was trying to look interested in whatever the old noble next to him was saying.

Kyle chuckled. "I have the utmost confidence anyone who dared tried to kidnap her would be met with swift retribution from her alone." He started towards the alter as he continued, "I know she has at least one blade hidden on her person."

Stan laughed and shook his head. "You're going to have a fun night tonight, my king."

As they took the steps towards the alter, Kyle lowered his voice and whispered into Stan's ear. "I wouldn't turn down help making sure I find them all tonight if you wanted to volunteer." Before Stan could do more than blush, Kyle strode past him to his place right of the clergyman. Stan barely had time to scramble beside Kyle when the music began.

Everyone stood and turned as the door of the main hall was opened. Members of the warrior tribe marched in. All of them wore decorative armor and had their swords at the ready, as was tradition.  once they came to the end of the aisle, they turned and marched to the sides of the altar. With great flourish, they sheathed their weapons.

A little girl kyle didn't know came skipping down the aisle then, throwing flower petals around with reckless abandon followed by the ring bearer, a son that Kyle's cousin had somehow been able to produce, walked down the aisle, trembling. He prayed the little boy didn't drop the rings or wet his pants. Once the two children had made their way to the end, the basket of flower petals and the rings were taken from them and one of Wendy's bridesmaids ushered the children back to their parents.

Finally, the bride entered the room.

Wendy didn't have a father. Much like all the other shieldmaidens in her tribe, she was sent to train at a young age and was adopted fully into the tribe as a member of the family. So, instead of her father, it was traditional for the warrior's closest friend to be the one to escort her. Bebe beamed with pride as she led Wendy in.

From beside him, Kyle heard something like a single, small, stifled sob. With everyone's eyes on Wendy, he moved his hand over and tapped his fingers against Stan's. He wished he could do more to reassure him, but anything else would be too obvious.

Bebe took Wendy up the steps. Kyle turned and held his hands out, palms up, and Bebe took Wendy's hands from her arm and gently set them in Kyle's.

"We led her from our family into yours," Bebe recited.

"And I shall take her in and treat her as my own," Kyle replied back. with that, Bebe took her place mirror from Stan's, her hands behind her back.

the clergyman raised his hand then announced. "You may be seated."

As everyone took their seats, Kyle whispered, "You ready for this?"

"As I'll ever be," Wendy whispered back.

The clergyman cleared his throat then opened his book.  "We are gathered here today to join Kyle Brofloski, King of All Elves, and Wendy Testaburger, Shieldmadian of the Warrior Tribe, in forever in holy union. If anyone has a reason these two should not be wed, please speak now or forever hold your...oh, my..." the clergyman trailed off his eyes wide as the crowd gasped and began to whisper amongst themselves.

Kyle furrowed his brow and swung his head around. He expected Cartman or one of the older nobles to be the ones to try to object, but instead what he saw made the color drain from his face and his skin go cold.

King Douchebag held his hand above his head.

"Y-Your Majesty. You have an objection?" the clergyman trembled.

Slowly, King Douchebag stood. He walked up the steps to the alter. He put his hands on Wendy's wrist and took her right hand from Kyle's grasp. The whispers from the crowd rose in volume, but Kyle's heart was beating too loudly in his ears to make out what anyone was saying. He could pick out individual voices like his mother panicked squawking or Cartmen's obnoxious laughter, but no words.

King Douchebag reached over and grabbed Stan's arm, pulling him over. He set one of Stan's hands on top of Kyle's palms then set the other over the top of Wendy's, finally he set Wendy's hand on top of Stan's and nodded. Feeling the warmth of both Stan's and Wendy's hands against his, Kyle shook himself and tried to focus.

"K-King Douchebag, you...what is this?" The clergy man's eyes were wide in shock.

"Your majesty," Wendy winced, "we can't. It's illegal. Believe us, we checked every law on the current record."

Stan gently pulled his hands away from Kyle and Wendy's. "I'm sorry, your majesty, but I appreciate it very much." With a shaky breath, Stan took his spot back with his hands behind his back. He blinked a few times as the moisture in his eyes began to form into tears.

King Douchebag narrowed his eyes. He then spun around and lifted his hand. Silence spilled across the room. He took a breath and spoke in an all commanding boom, "How archaic a law must be to deny those who are in love the gift of a life together in the eyes of the church and state. And thus, I, Dominique Douchebag, Dragonborn and King of all the Kingdom's and Lands of Zaron decree these laws be unjust and thus to be struck down. From now on, regardless of status, of gender, of race, if two or more adults are truly in love with each other, then it is legal for them to be wed."

The King turn and smiled at them before he headed back down to his seat. The room seemed to hold it's breath. Kyle wasn't sure if he felt embarrassed for having his secret relationship with Stan publicized or if he was overjoyed that he no longer even needed to hide it. Maybe it was a mixture of both as to why his face was nearly the same red shade as his hair.

Then, all at once, the silence was broken when Queen Shelia cried out, "What? What? WHAT?" and fainted out of her chair.

"Mom!" Kyle gasped and bolted down the steps. He knelt down next to his mother, his hands hovering unsure. King Gerald pulled his wife into his lap and fanned her face with his hands.  Kyle glanced back up at the altar where Stan stood, frozen with his mouth hung open. Wendy waved her hand in front of his face but received no response.

Slightly panicking, Kyle jumped to his feet and shouted, "I need everyone to please leave in an orderly and fast fashion. Th-the ceremony will be postponed until--fuck--I don't--I'll send you all a letter, just get out!" He knew he was being very unkingly, but at the moment, he could care less. One of his lovers was stiff with shock, the other looked confused and worried, his mother had passed out, and he didn't even want to think about what would be said against him after this.

Prince Ike put a hand on Kyle's shoulder.  Kyle turned to his brother, expecting a frown, but instead was greeted with a very large, very amused smile.

"Big brother, this is the best wedding I've ever been to."

~~~~~~~~~~

Kyle laid sprawled out on his bed in his chambers later that night. His wedding robes tossed carelessly aside onto the floor. It had taken most of the rest of the day to get everyone settled into a room or at an inn and to try to gather some sense of normalcy after the chaotic wedding.

There was a knock at the door. Without waiting, Stan peaked his head in. "May we come in?"

Kyle raised his hand and made a come in gesture. Stan held the door for Wendy before shutting it behind him. He locked in before joining Wendy beside the bed.

"I'm sorry," Stan sighed. "To both of you. This was my fault. King Douchebag saw me sulking before the wedding. I think he was just trying to help an old war buddy out, but went about it wrong."

Kyle pushed himself up. He rolled his exposed shoulders. "It's not your fault. I just...I wish he had warned me before he decided to go through with it like that. At least I could have had the smelling salts ready."

"How is Queen Shelia doing, by the way?" Wendy sat down beside Kyle and began to rub his shoulders. She had also changed out of her wedding dress into her normal clothing, though her hair remained in the same braids that Bebe had woven earlier.

"The doctor said she will be fine. Some tea and a night's sleep and she'll be back to normal." Kyle winced. "And ready to scold me, I'm sure."

Stan flopped down on his back. "So, what do we do now? His majesty can proclaim law changes all he wants, but it will still need to be voted on and approved, which will take months to do. Who knows what kind of damage people could do to your reputation in those months."

Kyle shrugged Wendy's hands off his shoulder before landing on to his back next to Stan. He snaked one arm around Stan's neck and pulled him close before holding his other out towards Wendy. Wendy smiled softly and crawled next to him, resting her head on his shoulder.

"I don't know what we're going to do." Kyle admitted. "but, I know we'll be able to figure it out, together."

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A/N: "King Dominique Douchebag" is actually Latin for 'Deux ex Machina' and Greek for 'the author wasn't sure how to write herself out of this hole without making this a multichapter she was never going to finished.'

[weedle-testaburger]

As a lil surprise birthday present for @sawyer-is-unisex I wrote a Kyle-centric Stendyle oneshot!

Kyle awoke with a start, the sun shining through the blinds of their apartment and right into his eyes. He rolled over uncomfortably and shut his eyes forcefully, hearing the birds chirping outside in their irritatingly perky way and wishing he could just get back to sleep, or at the very least that his partners would wake up.

He moved upwards a little, enough to see the bedside table without disturbing his partners, and read the time. 6:05. The worst time in the morning. Not early enough to really roll over and go back to sleep, but too early to get up and do things. He sighed quietly and buried his head in the pillow.

He turned to look over at Stan, and then Wends, and then stuck his head back in the pillow. God, they were both so cute, especially when they were peacefully asleep like this. And he loved their company so much. But at the same time, he couldn’t help but shake the feeling he was some third wheel.

Sure, that was paranoid, he knew that. They loved him, and they said it all the time, and that they were so affectionate to him proved it. Even so, they’d been so happy together when it was just the two of them, and it haunted him that they might wanna go back to that.

Kyle lay restlessly on the pillow, looking at Stan’s cute face as he slept. He was buried half into the pillow, snoozing rather loudly, smiling cutely as he rested. Kyle grinned at his cute expression, and was extremely tempted to lean over and kiss him in that moment.

But figuring that’d annoy him, given how much Stan liked his beauty sleep, he decided against it. Kyle lay back down on the pillow, staring at the ceiling and waiting for the morning to come. But to his surprise, he heard a yawn from next to him.

“Hey, dude,” Stan mumbled quietly as he saw Kyle resting awake on the pillow. Kyle thought for a moment how funny it was that despite the three of them being partners, Stan still loved calling him ‘dude’ romantically. God, he was cute.

“Hey,” Kyle replied shyly, looking over at Stan nervously and smiling.

“You OK?” Stan asked. Kyle nodded listlessly in reply. “It’s OK if you wanna talk about something, you know,” Stan added.

Kyle sighed a little as he spoke. “Yeah, I know, but I feel like it’s just kinda dumb,” he admitted.

“No worries, man,” Stan smiled. “C’mere.” He opened his arms to offer Kyle a cuddle, and the redhead took him up on the offer instantly, cuddling his soft slightly chubby body close. It was even more comforting than he’d expected.

“Thanks, dude,” Kyle said quietly. Stan stroked his back gently, and Kyle felt his heart race a little. “It’s like... I dunno, I guess I just feel kinda like I’m in the way of you two sometimes?” he tried to explain. “I love you guys, but I hope you don’t feel like you’re just with me because you don’t wanna hurt me.”

“Are you kidding? You getting with us feels like the best thing that’s ever happened to me!” Stan smiled, hugging Kyle softly. “I swear every day I feel like the luckiest guy on earth for being with two wonderful people like you and Wends,” he added, kissing Kyle’s cheek. The redhead started blushing a little.

All of a sudden, he felt another pair of arms around him, and another face nuzzling against his neck. “You OK, Kyle?” it mumbled. Kyle turned around slowly to see a grinning Wends, their cute shoulder-length hair messy and cute as it always was in the mornings.

“Yeah, I guess, just kinda feeling down again,” Kyle replied shyly.

“I heard what you said,” Wends said quietly, “and I wanna say... we’re so glad you’re with us. Don’t ever feel like we were happier without being with you, because that’s bullshit. You’re awesome and sweet, and we think everything about you is perfect.”

Kyle blushed hard. “Like that!” Stan grinned. “You’re so damn cute when you get flustered with your blushy cheeks!” He blushed harder, and when Stan kissed his cheek and Wends kissed his neck softly, both of them cuddled around either side of him, he felt like he was gonna burn up from how flustered he was. Which was just how Stan and Wends liked him.

“Is it OK if we stroke your hair?” Wends asked, their hand hesitantly moving towards Kyle’s head. Kyle nodded, and he smiled as he felt their hands running gently through his long fluffy curls. Having them do that was actually making him feel better about his hair, like he didn’t want to always hide it under his ushanka anymore.

After a bit, Stan and Wends sat up, glanced at Kyle with a smile and kissed softly. Kyle thought amusedly about how much it used to hurt for him to see those two kissing, like it was them showing him they didn’t need him, they had each other. But now, he knew that they loved him too. Just to reinforce it, they both broke the kiss and leaned in so he could kiss each of them, and the three of them snuggled up softly together in the bed.

“You wanna get up?” Stan asked quietly.

Kyle yawned. “I kinda didn’t sleep too well last night,” he replied. “Any chance you guys wanna let me lie in?”

“Mind if we join you for it?” asked Wends. “I’m still kinda tired too.”

“I’d love that,” Kyle grinned, blushing a little again. He felt his heart race a little as they cuddled him softly between them, and before they knew it the three of them had fallen asleep, peaceful and relaxed as could be.

[mcnuggyy]

Hey Guera!! Im a big fan of your art, and stendyle actually helped me realize im poly! I now have a datemate and boyfriend, all thanks to you :)

I’m so incredible happy to hear that friend, I hope you and your lovely partners have a good day, I’m so glad to have been able to be a good resource and positive place for you, keep exploring and learning more about your lovely self, take care dear

[blame-canada]

Some solid polyships + bonus headcanons

There are not enough posts/headcanons about polyships so here??? you??? go???? Here is a bunch of me rambling about my favs ❤️

Creekenny!!!

I see this one as a triangle. If it was a V it would have to be Craig in the middle but Kenny is so outgoing and free-loving he’d snag Tweek for himself too anyway hence the triangle. A V with Tweek dating the other two would be interesting but I’m crazy for Crenny so I’d rather they just all date each other lol

Craig loves blonds ok this is an objective fact

I feel like they cover a spectrum of personalities well. Tweek is a nervous, prepare for the apocalypse, don’t forget your sunscreen sweet summer child, Craig is a go with the flow, no fuss kinda guy, and Kenny is all about having fun and living life to the fullest. All together, they make a really nice balance. 

I feel like Craig often ends up being the deciding factor on things, because Tweek and Kenny are on opposite ends of the spectrum a lot and sometimes they need someone to just pick but also sometimes Tweek and Kenny both wanna do something horribly impulsive and generally a bad idea and Craig’s gotta speak up like “guys. no. bad plan.”

Whenever all three of them are together they try to rotate who cooks but more often than not they get lazy and just order takeout because they can’t be bothered which is relatable as fuck

Stylendy/Stendyle!!!

This one I can see a triangle or a V with Stan in the middle. Stan loves his boyfriend and his girlfriend and they love their big gentle boi 

They have the best cuddle sessions they just lie all over each other and it’s warm and glorious until somebody’s arm or foot falls asleep

Kyle and Wendy talk politics all the time but they luckily agree on a lot of stuff so most of the time they’re complaining about the stupid assholes on the other side of the argument. Stan loves them very much but it is sometimes extremely tiring to hear 24/7 so he occasionally orders a ceasefire so that they can just eat dinner in fucking peace

Wendy is all about maintaining a positive mental health environment and therefore will mandate that everybody pitches in when someone’s sad or angry for maximum comfort. Refer to the cuddle sessions mentioned above. It’s extremely cute and could probably cure any bad feeling instantly. It helps Stan a lot with his depression sometimes.

Kenny/Bebe/Clyde!!

Does this ship have a name? Clybenny?? I dunno but I fucking love it so it’s getting its own fucking section!! I’m pushing my ship’s agenda fight me

This is a V to me, with Bebe dating Kenny and Clyde. She has her lovely boys who she loooves to show off because they are handsome and lovely, and they love to do the same because ‘look at this goddess who has blessed me with her attention’

Clyde basically worships the ground she walks on and very vocally. Honestly so does Kenny but he’s a lot less obvious about it and expresses it very coyly but Bebe knows that he’s deeply in love with her despite the jokes and general silliness

Bebe is high maintenance and she knows it and she loves that she always has at least one boy she can count on to get her drinks or give her a foot massage or cuddle her after a long day, the boys always aim to please 

Even though Bebe loves running the show she always wants Clyde and Kenny to know she appreciates them, so she will get them little gifts or spend extra special nights with them to show she cares. She praises them immensely each time they do something extra for her half to emphasize this point and half because she just loves them so damn much she can’t help but coo at them

Clyde and Kenny are close friends and originally bond over mutual love for their girlfriend. She is fantastic and they are grateful for the different happinesses they can each give her because she deserves the fucking world and if that means two boys then fuck it they’re totally down

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season five (part 2)

i am sick and in need of a giggle so this is WHAT I WANT

EPISODE 6:

OH GOD IT BURNS, IT BURNS

SCREAM FOR ME BITCH

LMAOOOO ICONIC

wait what

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

no cartman NO STOP UR EIGHT

this is so awks i can’t ew

BUTTER’S, CRAIG’S AND TOLKIEN’S FAMILY TOGETHER AW

and one other finaly idk yet ig oops

WAIT TWEEK’S PARENTS THAT’S IT

STANLEY NO

MY SON KNOWS BETTER STOP IT RN JKFDSKJBGJSD

stan i s2g

NO STOP IT STANLEY MARSH U ARE BEING BAD RN

sharon and randy being parents as they should

oh god sex ed

this is very traumatizing

I LEARNED ABT THIS IN AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL OKAY IT’S SO AWK

STAN RLY CALLED MR. MACKEY OUT DBGKSBDGKBDSKBS

girls slayed

AYO LADY RELAX

girls are traumatized

stan: “HEY WENDY WHAT DID U GUYS LEARN IN SEX—“

*cue girls screaming and running away*

I’LL TAKE MY STENDY CRUMBS okay

WENDY YELLING “STAY AWAY FROM ME, STAN” HURTS

mini stendy conflict

god miscommunication does wonders huh

boys on the move 2 get protection

not the mackey/choksondik tension

NO NOT Y’ALL MAKING BUTTERS PUT IT ON

CARTMAN SDJBGSBDBGK

tweek coming in CLUTCH

*it does nothing*

i just can’t imagine 8 year olds learning this shit

like wtf

NOT STAN MAKING EVERYONE WEAR ONE

kindergarteners ??????@#?@?@?

LET THEM FINGERPAINT

garrison ?!@?@?@!@ WHAT THE FUCK

not the girls watching a video of childbirth… i’d be scarred too

the random video of a calf birth at the end??

STOP THIS MACKEY NONSENSE

CARTMAN BYUVUYUY

KYLE STOP IT’S NOT THAT DEEP

oh fuck here comes the boys vs girls war

BEBE SLAYED KILLER BOOMERRANG

rip kenny tho

hc: bebe is good at karate/taekwondo

makes clyde/kyle/kenny go wild for her

anyways end hc

ew EW EW WHAT THE FUCK

SKIPPED THIS SHIT BC CRINGE AND NASTY ASS FREAKS

boys vs girls WAR BABY LET’S GOOO

oh shit OH SHIT

FUCK THAT WAS WHACK

chef so real rn

WHAT SDKJBJKDSBGJKDSBKSD

EXCUSE ME

STANLEY MARSH.

STAN: “well, i guess we have a while to wait before we worry about sex and diseases, huh, Wendy?”

SO THIS KID SAYING THE TWO GONNA BANG AT 17

put that in my hc book rn

stendy crumbs my beloved

WENDY: “YEAH, THANK GOD.” JKFBDSKFBDSSD

i’m fucking crying oh my god

STENDYLE SUPREMACY LOOK AT THAT END CARD

ignore cartman being an idiot but STENDYLEEEE

awkward episode but AWSOME EPISODE

EPISODE 7:

KIDDOS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHOLESOME

CARTMAN PUT THAT TAMPON BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT

boys are so cute looking at the gamesphere

who the fuck is towelie

ofc the boys play all weekend

AWW DO THEY ALL PLAY BASEBALL THAT’S CUTE

“u wanna get high?” bffr

misses baseball practice and now it’s monday and they gotta go to sckewl

not them stealing towelie but at the same time i don’t care

DO YOU KIDS EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ?@??@?#?@

what is this merch launch

STAN IS DRIVING AND KENNY IS ON THE PEDAL SABFHASBGBDSG

JFC

NOT TWEEK’S MOM

garrison pls

stan: we don’t care

they have PRIORITIES

CORE FOUR SKYDIVE

oh lord towelie pls

this is so odd ok

they don’t give a FUCK LET THEM PLAY THEIR OKAMA GAMESPHERE

NO KENNY NOT THE LAVA

CARTMAN SO REAL FOR THAT TOWELIE STATEMENT

EPISODE 8:

last ep for tn i think

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U ALL WEARING

butters !!

oh so butters gonna pass out

BUTTERS NO

no bc this is tweeking tweek out

WENDY ENDED CARTMAN SO TRUE

oh it’s the core four… but not.

SHARON MOM WHAT’S WRONG

oh OH

marsh family UNDER SIEGE

tweek baby boi it’s okay

EW WTF

towelie… wtf

BRO TOWELIE THAT WAS SO BAD PLEASE

no THE KIDS

kyle has claustrophobia ?? noted

stan. babe. please.

oh wow okay they rly going this route

i don’t rly wanna talk abt the subject in this ep bc it’s just. not appropriate

cartman pulling a road runner

what is with the bugs bunny refs

kyle: “i’m confused” me too babe

alr bedtime GOOD NITE

EPISODE 9:

HI GAMERS I’M BACC

happy 2 have a day off today to keep binging

lets goooo

AWWW THIS IS THE PICTURE DAY EPISODE JDKFJDSJBG

LOOK AT STAN AND HIS CUTE BLACK HAIR DJSBGKBKSDB HE IS SO BABIE

MY SON <3

stan infact, did not smile.

AYO BEBE GOT THAT DRAG MAKEUP ON SHE AN ALLY

butters OMG :’))))))) his little pink shirt

KENNY MY SON WTF

YOOOOO LOOK AT KYLE’S HAIR IT’S SO POOFY

HE’S SO CUTE

Cartman didn’t have to do all that pls he’s so extra

kenny my son ur a bit psycho for that but i digress

BUTTERS?? KENNY LITERALLY SHOWED HIS ASS

butters my baby boy you did nothing wrong i’m so sad

HOLY FUCK CARTMAN HE REALLY GETTING THAT KENNY PHOTO OUT THERE

STYLE PLAYDATE

cartman bro ur DERANGED

WHAT THE FUCK

ass cheek family I’M SCARRED

FUNNY FUSE

stan and kyle bringing ALL THE BOYS to see butt face parents (all my sons, icons really)

NO BUTTERS SUCH A BAD WAY TO BE GROUNDED

i’m mad he didn’t deserve this

butters pls don’t degrade urself i love u

cartman that’s so wild

kenny and kenny’s mom are scarred too

THE BOYS IN THE WINDOW

OFFICER BARBRADY??? MR. GARRISON? CHEF??? SHELIA???? y’all CRAZY CRAZY

it’s actually kinda nice for cartman to be chill

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GROSS

JIMMY !!!

“what a terrific audience” jimmy is so funny

GOES TO BUTTER’S HOUSE PT 2

a paper bag???? his parents are so mean :’((((

accusing of butters putting on makeup ??? BUT WHAT IF HE LIKES IT???

butter’s dad transphobic he told me so

cartman having a heart <3

“our little man is growing up” style being in charge of cartman is so real of them

“things will start getting more sophisticated around here” stan sweetie i wanna believe u but i can’t. this is south park god dammit.

OKAY BC OF CHARACTER LIMIT I’MMA DO A PART 3