#also as much as i hate cartman—he’s getting more and more likeable. but only a bit.

[thelovelybitten]

vera’s first watch of south park — season five (part 2)

i am sick and in need of a giggle so this is WHAT I WANT

EPISODE 6:

OH GOD IT BURNS, IT BURNS

SCREAM FOR ME BITCH

LMAOOOO ICONIC

wait what

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

no cartman NO STOP UR EIGHT

this is so awks i can’t ew

BUTTER’S, CRAIG’S AND TOLKIEN’S FAMILY TOGETHER AW

and one other finaly idk yet ig oops

WAIT TWEEK’S PARENTS THAT’S IT

STANLEY NO

MY SON KNOWS BETTER STOP IT RN JKFDSKJBGJSD

stan i s2g

NO STOP IT STANLEY MARSH U ARE BEING BAD RN

sharon and randy being parents as they should

oh god sex ed

this is very traumatizing

I LEARNED ABT THIS IN AN ALL GIRLS SCHOOL OKAY IT’S SO AWK

STAN RLY CALLED MR. MACKEY OUT DBGKSBDGKBDSKBS

girls slayed

AYO LADY RELAX

girls are traumatized

stan: “HEY WENDY WHAT DID U GUYS LEARN IN SEX—“

*cue girls screaming and running away*

I’LL TAKE MY STENDY CRUMBS okay

WENDY YELLING “STAY AWAY FROM ME, STAN” HURTS

mini stendy conflict

god miscommunication does wonders huh

boys on the move 2 get protection

not the mackey/choksondik tension

NO NOT Y’ALL MAKING BUTTERS PUT IT ON

CARTMAN SDJBGSBDBGK

tweek coming in CLUTCH

*it does nothing*

i just can’t imagine 8 year olds learning this shit

like wtf

NOT STAN MAKING EVERYONE WEAR ONE

kindergarteners ??????@#?@?@?

LET THEM FINGERPAINT

garrison ?!@?@?@!@ WHAT THE FUCK

not the girls watching a video of childbirth… i’d be scarred too

the random video of a calf birth at the end??

STOP THIS MACKEY NONSENSE

CARTMAN BYUVUYUY

KYLE STOP IT’S NOT THAT DEEP

oh fuck here comes the boys vs girls war

BEBE SLAYED KILLER BOOMERRANG

rip kenny tho

hc: bebe is good at karate/taekwondo

makes clyde/kyle/kenny go wild for her

anyways end hc

ew EW EW WHAT THE FUCK

SKIPPED THIS SHIT BC CRINGE AND NASTY ASS FREAKS

boys vs girls WAR BABY LET’S GOOO

oh shit OH SHIT

FUCK THAT WAS WHACK

chef so real rn

WHAT SDKJBJKDSBGJKDSBKSD

EXCUSE ME

STANLEY MARSH.

STAN: “well, i guess we have a while to wait before we worry about sex and diseases, huh, Wendy?”

SO THIS KID SAYING THE TWO GONNA BANG AT 17

put that in my hc book rn

stendy crumbs my beloved

WENDY: “YEAH, THANK GOD.” JKFBDSKFBDSSD

i’m fucking crying oh my god

STENDYLE SUPREMACY LOOK AT THAT END CARD

ignore cartman being an idiot but STENDYLEEEE

awkward episode but AWSOME EPISODE

EPISODE 7:

KIDDOS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHOLESOME

CARTMAN PUT THAT TAMPON BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT

boys are so cute looking at the gamesphere

who the fuck is towelie

ofc the boys play all weekend

AWW DO THEY ALL PLAY BASEBALL THAT’S CUTE

“u wanna get high?” bffr

misses baseball practice and now it’s monday and they gotta go to sckewl

not them stealing towelie but at the same time i don’t care

DO YOU KIDS EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ?@??@?#?@

what is this merch launch

STAN IS DRIVING AND KENNY IS ON THE PEDAL SABFHASBGBDSG

JFC

NOT TWEEK’S MOM

garrison pls

stan: we don’t care

they have PRIORITIES

CORE FOUR SKYDIVE

oh lord towelie pls

this is so odd ok

they don’t give a FUCK LET THEM PLAY THEIR OKAMA GAMESPHERE

NO KENNY NOT THE LAVA

CARTMAN SO REAL FOR THAT TOWELIE STATEMENT

EPISODE 8:

last ep for tn i think

WHAT THE FUCK ARE U ALL WEARING

butters !!

oh so butters gonna pass out

BUTTERS NO

no bc this is tweeking tweek out

WENDY ENDED CARTMAN SO TRUE

oh it’s the core four… but not.

SHARON MOM WHAT’S WRONG

oh OH

marsh family UNDER SIEGE

tweek baby boi it’s okay

EW WTF

towelie… wtf

BRO TOWELIE THAT WAS SO BAD PLEASE

no THE KIDS

kyle has claustrophobia ?? noted

stan. babe. please.

oh wow okay they rly going this route

i don’t rly wanna talk abt the subject in this ep bc it’s just. not appropriate

cartman pulling a road runner

what is with the bugs bunny refs

kyle: “i’m confused” me too babe

alr bedtime GOOD NITE

EPISODE 9:

HI GAMERS I’M BACC

happy 2 have a day off today to keep binging

lets goooo

AWWW THIS IS THE PICTURE DAY EPISODE JDKFJDSJBG

LOOK AT STAN AND HIS CUTE BLACK HAIR DJSBGKBKSDB HE IS SO BABIE

MY SON <3

stan infact, did not smile.

AYO BEBE GOT THAT DRAG MAKEUP ON SHE AN ALLY

butters OMG :’))))))) his little pink shirt

KENNY MY SON WTF

YOOOOO LOOK AT KYLE’S HAIR IT’S SO POOFY

HE’S SO CUTE

Cartman didn’t have to do all that pls he’s so extra

kenny my son ur a bit psycho for that but i digress

BUTTERS?? KENNY LITERALLY SHOWED HIS ASS

butters my baby boy you did nothing wrong i’m so sad

HOLY FUCK CARTMAN HE REALLY GETTING THAT KENNY PHOTO OUT THERE

STYLE PLAYDATE

cartman bro ur DERANGED

WHAT THE FUCK

ass cheek family I’M SCARRED

FUNNY FUSE

stan and kyle bringing ALL THE BOYS to see butt face parents (all my sons, icons really)

NO BUTTERS SUCH A BAD WAY TO BE GROUNDED

i’m mad he didn’t deserve this

butters pls don’t degrade urself i love u

cartman that’s so wild

kenny and kenny’s mom are scarred too

THE BOYS IN THE WINDOW

OFFICER BARBRADY??? MR. GARRISON? CHEF??? SHELIA???? y’all CRAZY CRAZY

it’s actually kinda nice for cartman to be chill

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GROSS

JIMMY !!!

“what a terrific audience” jimmy is so funny

GOES TO BUTTER’S HOUSE PT 2

a paper bag???? his parents are so mean :’((((

accusing of butters putting on makeup ??? BUT WHAT IF HE LIKES IT???

butter’s dad transphobic he told me so

cartman having a heart <3

“our little man is growing up” style being in charge of cartman is so real of them

“things will start getting more sophisticated around here” stan sweetie i wanna believe u but i can’t. this is south park god dammit.

OKAY BC OF CHARACTER LIMIT I’MMA DO A PART 3

[edgymarsaline]

So. Return of Covid Dropped.

You know what time it is.

I am starting this off with saying them starting with a young sequence was fucking rude and uncalled for. Fucking rude as hell. Not funny it hurt my feelings DID U SEE LIL CRAIG THO SOBBING MY LITTLE MAN HE GOES

Not surprised Butters was fucking Chaos but can we talk about his design and how nothing changed QT L LMFAO like girl you looking the same as fuck. And also NFT BUTTERS LMAO NFBXBSNXNX it makes so much sense it hurts. Also I heard that little Butters calling Kenny Ken. I see you matt and trey I see you

WAS TAHT KEVIN KEVIN STOLEY BECAYSE I HOPE IT WAS LMAO

I get Clyde is expendable side character but they did him super dirty. He wasn't at the reunion either which was really not deserved like cmon he's just s himbo

Kyle x Tolen :3c

Personally this episode made Stan more likeable. Like 100% more. It was deserved im glad he got better and also i loved the moments in the car where he yelled at Kyle LMFAO TEEHEE

The moment when they blackmailed Heather as adults amd Stan said sweetpea that was so good

I loved alot of things about future cartman tbh. I hate how fucking it ended for him though ? Like hate Cartman all you want but he deserved something more like being stuck in a loveless marriage or being poor. Like he did really change for the better and he was only being an asshole because Kyle was trying to ruin his happy end and he sacrificed it for his friends in the end like cmon.

And best for last of course

They're canon each timeline and the moment when Craig gets knocked out and Tweeks scream- iconic- but also canon. I stay winning.

Good special.

[real-south-park-confessions]

This are my problems with Wendys character. Skip this if you don't want to read this.

I would like Wendy alot more as a character if they didn't pretend Wendy as the only sensible, moral character on the show.

Her toxic traits {they all got em}, just get ignored and she's always depicted as being the sensible one.

She never does anything stupid. She never makes any mistakes. There is no growth in her character and that pure arrogance just annoys me.

Just in the videogames Call Girl is the only hero who is described with having a heart of gold. Yet she laughed at Clyde for crying about his dead mother. Stan was the one who comforted Clyde or played with the cats, he was the one who also helped the New Kid along the Coon and Friends. Guess who is more written like an asshole? (He faces much harder judgement than Wendy on the show anyway)

I just hate that Wendy doesn't have to improve herself or that they act like she is so great. Throwing Wendy into more political activism isn't going to make her character more likeable. Until they actually adress the issues that are wrong with her,  that she is: " entitled, narrow-minded; arrogant, aggressive, insensitive" She doesn't have to be better. But they need to stop acting like she's perfect.

She's incredibly inconsistent aswell. And I don't know if I am supposed to root for her or not. She gets the role as the strong feminist. But her actions speak more insecure internalized misogynistic wannabe feminist. (Wendy is the most misogynistic female 4th grade character. I don't care how much she claims to be the biggest feminist of her school. The fact she is consistently hating on women that are different from her)

Also Kyle cares alot about society's issues aswell. I'd argue even more than her. But he is just a dickhead when he does.

I know they are just kids and kids aren't perfect. But how come Stan's selfishness is brought to light or Kyles self righteousness?

She screams as very inauthentic to me. The way she pretends to be this kindhearted girl. But still laughs at Heidi for dating Cartman. I can't imagine what Heidi must have felt in that moment. I HC anyway that Heidi stopped hanging out with them after realising how they truly were. ( I haven't seen her with them since then). She cares about political issues. Which is great. But she cares more about pushing her political agenda in the school than actually adressing problems the students care about. Is she really talking for her students or for herself and about the things that bother her? And no I'm not to harsh on her. Kyle is in some ways similar to her. But he atleast gets called out for his self righteousness. His upbringing his explained why he is the way he is. His behaviour isn't excused. He also works much harder against societys problems and faces more shit than her. Yes, he might be self righteous, but atleast he has done more than her.

The more I think about it her  character screams: I'm a very kind person just look how kind I am." But truly on the inside she's very twisted and doesn't really care about the students.

I don't mind her having flaws. But the way she's held up on a pedestal it's just annoying.

[basketballandtextbooks]

how does fandom ruin tweek????

eh, my wording may have been a bit strong

I don’t mean to say that fandom has destroyed him. There are... remnants of his actual personality that appear in popular fanon and frankly, even if someone rewrites his personality entirely, that doesn’t ‘destroy’ his character. It’s just someone enjoying themselves.

What I meant is that the popular fanon depiction of Tweek nearly destroyed his character for me. Upon watching the show, I loved Tweek and he became one of my favorite side characters. I enjoyed his disinterest in getting into a death match for the boys entertainment, his annoyance at making a million fucking hats, his frustration over no one believing him about the goddamn underpants gnomes, his ability to point a fucking grenade launcher at someone who took his friends (and cartman) hostage.

He’s honestly a great character and he’s always been hugely likeable.

But when I went to the fandom and looked up Tweek... I was so disappointed with what I found. I tried to enjoy the overly feminine troped Tweek, I really did. I tried to find his hairclips cute (despite the fact that most boys would use hair gel to get their hair out of their face and bad hair gel use honestly EXPLAINS Tweek’s super saiyan hair). I really tried to enjoy pictures that made him tiny and weak and cutely hiding behind Craig. Shaking in fear because the world is so scary and he’s so anxious.

I tried. And I think trying is why it nearly ruined him for me.

Because the more I tried to enjoy that character, the more I found him boring. Stupid. Vapid. Idiotic. Tropey. Cliche. I began to associate the fanon version of Tweek with the canon version of Tweek and it made me actually roll my eyes when he’d appear in episodes. “here’s the little bitch baby again, gonna cry and hide? ugh...”

To be fair, I have liked and enjoyed cowardly and/or anxious characters before and since (like Courage the cowardly dog lol), but the way all of his traits had been simplified into just being... so 2-dimensional and worthless. It really made him annoying to me. Like Courage at least saves the day despite being scared, the fanon Tweek I’d become familiar with just shakes and screams and stutters until his Big Strong Boyfriend saves the day.

Stealing Tweek’s personality, justifying dressing him like a girl because he’s SO CUTE (after all, he dressed like a girl in the metrosexual ep... you know... like every other character in sp... and yet.... we don’t see craig in a skirt that often...), and turning him into a stereotypical trope of a damsel in distress.

It was insulting. It was insulting to myself as a person who suffers from an anxiety disorder. That the entire fandom had equated anxiety to ‘weakness’ and ‘cowardice’ despite the fact that Tweek had never been weak or cowardly, only freaked out. It was insulting that parts of his personality that I really loved had to be ignored and changed to make room for noncanon character traits that only served to make him a ‘cute little twink for Craig’.

I constantly reference his connection to Craig as well because Tweek also didn’t seem to exist outside of Creek. He was THERE to be Craig’s cute bottom. No personality. No ideology. He ONLY existed to be the object of Craig’s affections. Or to be head over heels in love with Craig. His entire personality was being scared and in love with Craig. Even when people would ship him with other characters, it was normally an extension to Creek (oh, craig used to have a crush on thomas... what if tweek and thomas get together! oh wow, crenny is really popular, lets make twenny instead!). And even moreso, this hyper feminized ooc cowardly little bitch version of a character I love would go on to be that same bitch in every ship connected to Creek.

AND THE MOST FRUSTRATING PART of his character being boiled down to ‘weak’, ‘fem’, and ‘in love with Craig’ is that Craig has only RECENTLY become a huge part of his life. Yes, he was an on-again off-again member of CATG but so was Jimmy and Jason, yet neither of them are defined solely by their connection to Craig. He had multiple episodes focusing on him, only ONE of them that even related to Craig (which was against his will) and yet he was defined entirely by his connection to a character he’s hardly had interactions with. Yes, NOW Creek are hardly ever seen apart in canon. But Tweek x Craig happened in like season 18 or someshit. There were SEVENTEEN SEASONS of Craig and Tweek NOT interacting much AT ALL. And yet, even prior to the Creek episode, Tweek was defined ENTIRELY by his love to Craig.

I love a good crack ship, for example I’ve recently gotten into clymien, but I wouldn’t define Damien or Clyde’s ENTIRE personality by their feelings for one another. That’s just... ick. I like them together BECAUSE I think their personalities would clash in interesting ways. Creek was an interesting crackship that became canon but god has the fandom for it always been so freaking ooc that its actually painful.

I also bring up Creek bc im ngl, the fandom has practically ruined that ship for me. I’ve been able to regain my love of Tweek but my love of Creek has become... shaky. The constant nonstop seme/uke trope dynamics super-imposed onto what would otherwise be extremely interesting characters within an adorable ship has just poisoned the well for me. I’m still working on regaining my love for Creek, but it’s been very slow.

It’s not fair to say the fandom ruined Tweek. They didn’t. Plenty of people love him, enjoy him, and there’s plenty of fandom that doesn’t completely bastardize his personality... but for me? Every time I see a remnant of that strange fanon Tweek that I’ve grown to hate, I just cringe.

[app-sp]

Hey! How come you stop you’re blog?

Hi! Yes, thank u for asking!

Me and my friend had great plans for this au and blog. For starters we wanted to make this into a pretty angsty ordeal. As you could tell Tricia was going to die early but she wouldn’t be the only one. We planned to kill of Wendy and Stan pretty quick after that, Wendy was going to be killed by Lunatic Leopold and Stan was going to do what’s called a rookie mistake. Speaking of Butters, he was going to go insane off screen and we only cut to him when he’s answering questions from the audience (the voices in his head) with his apocolypse pals, hence the name App-sp. The apocolypse pals consisted of Zombie!Clyde and Kevin and Corpse!Wendy. Later on we would cut of Kyle’s arm and let him die a slow, painful death with Ike and his lover Kenny having to witness it. We also had plans for creek! Tweek being traumatized from the start and progressively getting more and more aggressive towards everyone else ending with him killing Craig out of fear. Ike and Karen were going to be best buds. Cartman started out as a likeable character and died as an unllikeable one, after he started getting delusions of grandeur. Basically everyone would die except for Kenny, Ike, Karen and of course Lunatic Leopold. And even though it’s abandoned we’re still proud of this, as it is our baby.

Here’s a picture of the character designs we were going to use. (Also follow me on my main blog Rereyt, I post Invcanderr Zim ansd Steven Universe content)

As to why we quit?

The new season was honestly so so BAD. The whole Sheila-shitting-short-shits-surely-episode was the end of the line for me. There is a reason Rsndy got to die off-screen before even getting his first lines. I. Fucking. Hate. Randy. And having a whole season dedicated to him was-he abselute worst. I was here even befor Creek became canon! I was jamming it out to ”(South Park) Raise Your Glass AMW” and ”🖤🖤🖤 Criminal – South park(Bunny,Dip,Style,Creek(yaoi)) 🖤🖤🖤” before I even knew basic human functions. I’d love to go off just how much i lothe SP now,, but i kinda dont, im just tired for m’treydys crap. Nbgufjdogbujiogbruogou<wsr

But yeah ofc we’ll watch the new season maybe we will get back to makng this, who knows.

Haha, but thx for asking about it, hope ya’ll enjyod the tiny fraction of this au we put out.