#stealing this joke from my friend

[chrlotpony]

little shop?? of pets?? pets in a little shop??? outrage

[sentient-cloud]

New propaganda

I think Duck and Wilma should tie and then move on as a power couple

@ravenwoodalum

[andstuffsketches]

you guys liked casscass huh

[room-surprise]

The new genderbent Kabru from the Daydream hour leaks...

Girl Kabru is taking NO HITS. Absolutely no armor. She's going 100% for stealth and speed (and seduction) Sadly seduction doesn't work on monsters….. a flaw in Kabru's master plan to conquer the dungeon 😔 I can only imagine Laios trying to tell girl Kabru how she can seduce monsters if she just uses the appropriate technique. LAIOS: You should roll in shapeshifter urine! They attract each other by marking territory until they can find each other! KABRU: ... LAIOS: Did you know that it's actually the male succubus that lays the eggs? So if you want to seduce a succubus you're going to have to take initiative! Only the females have wings, the males are ground bound :D KABRU: (Starts walking away quickly) LAIOS: (Following her) Also you should get on all fours :D :D Being bipedal is scary to most animals, and monsters are no different. If you adopt a lordosis pose, they'll know you're interested in mating--- KABRU: (breaks into a desperate run)

[barksbog]

rate my chameleon setup

[bluerpurples]

i had to

[trainwreckgenerator]

two sentence horror story im a small child lost at a hozier concert in wales. thankfully my mother is a white lesbian in her late 20s wearing the distinctive sunflower print jeans from lucy & yak, and will be easy to tell apart from the rest of the crowd

[zeibei]

men’s waists be so small like what do u need that small waist for? for other men to grab it? whore

[disaster-racing]

[satyrinaweddingdress]

"You can't reblog every post about Gideon Graves you see!!!" Ok but counter-argument: Your mom

[a-map-of-gays]

Had a dream last night where I was married to Jack Shephard and we had a small son together. So if anyone needs me ill be thinking about that

[fwob]

[bitegore]

faggot

[cut-catches]

i was tagged by bestie @pink-vacancy to post my lockscreen, last movie i watched, last song i listened to, and the last photo i took

tagging @viktoriakomova @tutyayilmazz and @frontpike to participate if they want to!

[moldwood]

booster gold and ted kord average day

[caterpillarinacave]

Roman and Neo Rapunzel AU but Roman’s Rapunzel and Neo is Flynn Rider