#steakknife

[mrhydez]

I was lucky enough to be able@to engrave some knives for @leechtownblacksmithco Amazing skills man! I love these . . . . . . #knives #knife #steakknife #paringknife #kitchenknife #forging #blacksmith #engraved #skinznhydez #leechtownblacksmithcompany #sooke #sookebc #sookeartist https://www.instagram.com/p/ClTyrtWpvOP/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[briarpatch-kids]

Delicious Brother is showing us hole already!

[theclaravoyant]

just. GOD the way Stede’s been shoving it all in and not really realising how it’s been building up. as far as his issues are concerned everything around him eventually gets ruined and it’s his fault

yes, it’s about Ed shaving his beard and being “ruined” by his love

but it’s also about his family . the ex wife. two messed up kids probably . not just abandoning them in the middle of the night then unabandoning them again but a whole loveless marriage and everything that goes with that. EVERYTHING he tries to love is ruined , even if he stops trying .

it’s about how Lucius got thrown overboard and scarred for life over him and Izzy got his leg shot off for “daring to mention your name” . it’s pretty heavily suggested that poor Steakknife **died** for defending him to Zheng

and he killed a man for lots of reasons but the one his spiralbrain probably fixates on is that it was for calling him a bumbling amateur because he (quote unquote) knows he IS one . he’s been a failure his whole life .

(he’s killed a lot of people actually . that’s kind of messed up . something’s probably wrong with him.)

and sure. a lot of this stuff has been touched on by the narrative , such as him to a large extent healing the relationship with his family . but the thing about trauma and self loathing is that resolving things is messy and hard and if you’ve got that voice in your head calling you a monster a plague defiler of beautiful things it doesn’t just go away because your ex wife gives you a hug.

It *especially* doesn’t go away when you cut off your flashback spiral halfway through and have mutually consensual but ill advised sex about it

and now the Pirates’ Republic lies around him in ruins and every single ship in Zheng’s fleet is burning . beautiful things . history’s greatest pirates. they were doing just fine before he came along .

[cannibalcaprine]

sweet hell i need to kill and eat someone

i know i talk a lot about how cooking human flesh into a meal, hannibal lector-style, loses a lotta the je-ne-sais-quoi of cannibalism, yes? it almost has the same separation as a restaurantee and the pig that becomes a ham

i can't deny how wonderful it'd be to eat someone alive in the same setting, though

your victim trapped to the table by their wrists and ankles, chains disappearing under the red tablecloth. cutting through their still-living skin with a steakknife, watching the agony flash through their body. peeling a thick cut of meat off the side of their thigh, tasting the meat still saturated with blood and the heat of life as your victim wretches

you've doomed them to a slow death of exsanguination, y'know? the good meat's all on the limbs, so you're not going to cut anything vital any time soon. just all the more time to take everything they can offer before their heart stops

really it'll be a shame, they'd be absolutely delicious

[justsalpals]

if that night had gone on longer, Izzy was 100% gonna go fuck steakknife, thank you for coming to my TED Talk

[ivy-meshle]

Deadball update!

Terriers managed to evade a Bronzes sweep in a close 5-4 game, despite an ominous black cat on the dugout roof. When asked about their failure to obtain the coveted ████████ ████, Bronzes pitcher Fitzgerald Steakknife responded “go die in the hole you crawled out of, leech.” The Bronzes' longstanding hostility to reporters remains unchanged despite their loss, evidently.

With the conclusion of the first set, the next one must begin! The Phoenix Pom-Poms faced down the Unaffiliated Umbras on their home* field, only for Umbras pitcher Yeong-Ho Mango to manage a shutout, the first of the season, despite a pause in the 6th after Mango appeared injured. Also of note; both teams managed to pull off the coveted triple play in the second inning; Pom-Poms batter James Beard reportedly asked teammate Pedro Collins to “punch me where that ball hit you for fucking that beaut up, wouldja?”

The Commissioner has yet to notify the Umbras of the details of ███ ███████ ████, their one-game-only reward for the first shutout of the season. As always, more updates to come under the tag #deadball fun! ignore the horrors

*a note that, being Unaffiliated, the Umbras do not truly have a home field and instead refer to whichever random little league field the game takes place on as their home field

[brbgensokyo]

Esteemed council members and friends of the show i move to disallow any brit from going near a kitchen. My reason? i was given a "melt" that i spend 8 minutes sawing at with a steakknife to get it to open

[chocolatepot]

2x07, no longer so sleepy and discombobulated

Nooooo don't get rid of all your sexy leather! (This reminded me that the red silk is gone for good which reminded me that we still don't have a wardrobe reveal)

Awwww yes, tell him about being a mermaid.

Not sure how I feel about Izzy being smirky and positive about them having sex, but I will say that Con sold the line well.

Jim wants to increase the polycule

ejufiksdjksjdk Ed loves people appreciating Stede! Can't help but feel this is some more character bleed about Rhys getting more famous

(Also, more evidence of Ed writing, lol)

JACKIE LOOKS SO HOT (so does Swede)

"Is it just me or did the Swede get hot?" "It's an adjustment for me as well." dhasjdfklsfjkds

Ahhh yes, Buttons turning into a bird explains why Ed is wearing his clothes

"Decent turnover here, husband-wise" hdskfhdskj

NO DON'T SAY IT WAS A MISTAKE WTF ARE YOU DOING

Ed, you don't have to be a pirate, you can just be Stede's boytoy

Baby no where are you going

Putting the hoof on the table with his hands again fsjdkfhsjkdhfjs

I love that there's been no tealoranges breakup, all the people who keep reporting it as a breakup are dumb!

Stede no Stede stop no!!!

"I got this, boss. That was really mean" omg. Not Steakknife!

Stede why did you do this

This brawl is choreographed well ...

Oh FUCK. I did not see the clock bombs coming!

Roach and Fang self-care day!

How are they going to cram all this into a half hour finale???

[rockmanzero11]

" have fun explaining this to your followers AND tumblr guidelines," marlene says, as she stabs a steakknife into my kidney

[canofsouup]

I'd just like to appreciate how good basil would be at hide and seek. He's been lost for like a month, and to that I gave 13 hours of my life to this game and I'm still not done yet. Like wtf? Awesome game though besides the, um.... steakknife and tomato sauce.... yep. (Sorry for not helping you basil)

-♡?

[grfn-btbtas]

imagine someone gave you a thick slab of rare, fatty, gristly beef and then gave you a spoon and a butterknife and said yeah you gotta eat this using only those tools. oh and you have to finish all of it. oh and i'll be mad about the time differential vs when you have a steakknife and a fork. this is the reality of BAD FACTORY LABOR MANAGEMENT.

[teamphobia]

Oh yeah that's good art hold on let me

[CRASH. BANG. SLAM. PAINED SCREAMING. CLATTERING PLATES.]

🍴alright got my utensils out. SLUUURRRPPPP CRUNCH GROMF HORMF NOM NOM CRUNCH

Ooc ask.

// This made me laugh too hard THANK YPU ANON i love you anon. Put the steakknife down

[vintageapples]

STEAKKNIFE THIS IS AMAZING!!!!!

My contribution to the tumblr tsmp fanart. Happy belated birthday @vintageapples !!

[theonlinevegan]

[convoyco]

[scorpion6knives]

While I was waiting on the tumbler and heat treat last night, I finished up this happy accident. Most Hollywood movie fights end up in the kitchen I noticed, so why not make a knife that you can enjoy in the kitchen and ward off evil doers? 🤷🏼‍♂️ #idlehands #combatkitchen #kitchenknife #steakknife #uscutlery #area15 #area15official #cerakote #titanium #kitchenfight #johnwick #chef #americanmade #madeinusa #madebyhand #handmade (at Gilbert, Arizona) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8MOQIMA6PJ/?igshid=qi8m3vua9ir