#stassi schroeder

[hayscoding]

i recognize this is an insane post to make but. s1 of vanderpump is a portrait of a 23 year old woman’s loneliness and isolation after an emotionally manipulative man is able to turn all of her loved ones against her

[sntg]

[dhaaruni]

[stastrodome]

President Obama in February of 2014, watching Stassi slap Kristen in a logos-defining episode of Vanderpump Rules. 

[evansbby]

Okay I’m halfway through season 3 of vanderpump rules and here are my thoughts: (again, pls pls pls don’t spoil anything for me!!!)

— Tom S and Kristen’s storyline is like prime time television for me. Like I’m eating this shit UP. And honestly? I think Tom S and Kristen make a way better couple than him with Ariana. Only bc both Sandoval and Kristen are BATSHIT CRAZY and they match each other’s unhinged energy. Like I’m sorry I hated Kristen in the beginning but I can’t even hate her anymore bc she’s so unhinged and delusional that it’s funny. And I think Ariana is too laid back for someone like Tom. I think Tom thrives on Kristen’s craziness, I truly honestly think a part of him LOVES how Kristen is still obsessing over him, no matter how much he pretends not to. Also there’s something so eerie about the way Sandoval burst into tears when having that conversation with Kristen outside in Miami. And the way he held her hand??? He knew EXACTLY what he was doing lmfao. And the way you could just see the wheels in Kristen’s head start turning and how ALL she took from that convo was “Tom still has feelings for me” LMFAOO. I know Tom and Kristen aren’t gonna get back together but it would be sooo unhinged if they’d just done it for the plot 😂😂 I really don’t see any chemistry between Ariana and Tom, like I truly think Kristen and Tom are made for each other with how insane and toxic they are together 😂 I do like how Ariana handles herself though, like this girl could not give less of a fuck about Crazy Kristen plotting against her 😂😂

— apart from that, everything else is kinda boring 😭 I hate that Stassi no longer works at Sur and she’s just distanced herself from everyone like I hate that!!! I want the OG group back although I totally understand why she distanced herself.

— Scheana is such a LOSER pick me. “I don’t give an f about girl code, I’m a guy’s girl!1!1!1” like… okay, Scheana but the thing is those guys literally don’t give an f about you and they’d drop you in a second. Scheana needs to be studied fr, like she’s so insecure and it shows in everything she does and says. Even the way she talks sounds so fake and contrived and you can just tell she’s so intimidated by Stassi. And she also still always has the most boring storylines.

— Tom Schwartz is such a loser and idk why he’s so up Jax’s ass and would rather gain the approval of his boys than stick up for his girlfriend. Like say what you want about Sandoval but at least he’ll call a man out when he needs to.

[melissakatelyn]

[disarmluna]

[coffeebeachbourbonnylons]

[sneaky-ramen]

Stassi Schroeder was born for reality tv and sister GAVE. She was hilarious, vulnerable, authentic, cunty, and she ate shit when she knew she deserved it. A queen forever and I need her new show asap

[perezhilton]

Warning: this could be triggering if you’re in a vulnerable state! Stassi Schroeder…

[lilixxmoon]

VANDERPUMP RULES OG CAST ASTROLOGY

Season 1 will always be my favorite. 🌷 Do you share any placements with cast members? Cast's Zodiac Signs: 👑 Stassi Schroeder Cancer Sun Scorpio Moon Capricorn Rising Gemini Mercury Gemini Venus Pisces Mars 🎀Scheana Shay Taurus Sun Sagittarius Moon Gemini Rising Aries Mercury Aries Venus Gemini Mars 🚨 Tom Sandoval Cancer Sun Aquarius Moon Gemini Mercury Gemini Venus Pisces Mars 🚩 Jax Taylor Cancer Sun Aquarius Moon Virgo Rising Leo Mercury Cancer Venus Gemini Mars 💙Katie Maloney Capricorn Sun Leo Moon Capricorn Mercury Venus Sagittarius Aries Mars 🍸Kristen Doute Aquarius Sun Aries Moon Aquarius Mercury Pisces Venus Pisces Mars

Side note: Interesting that both Jax & Tom have the same sun/moon signs and Stassi shares Mercury/ Venus signs with Tom as well. Making Tom a strange mix of both of them.

[sntg]

[tstew0309]

my roman empire is that the stassi v ariana fight in season 6 of VPR took place at the restaurant where i went after i was released from my residential treatment center.

[stastrodome]

John the Baptist anointing Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules.

[evansbby]

STASSI IS GONNA BE ON VANDERPUMP VILLA I AM SOOOO HAPPY 😭😭🥹🥹🥹

[rzwodzwo]

rewatching vanderpump rules and stassi finding out about jax cheating in vegas feels familiar to the scene of scandoval where everyone gathers around ariana. also just realized that ariana and stassi share a birthday and that's v interesting to me. someone get ally on that. what is is with june 24th birthdays being done so wrong by mediocre men