#stassi schroeder

[hayscoding]

i recognize this is an insane post to make but. s1 of vanderpump is a portrait of a 23 year old woman’s loneliness and isolation after an emotionally manipulative man is able to turn all of her loved ones against her

[lilixxmoon]

My Favorite Midheavens (MC) Life Paths

Your midheaven is often referred to as your "life path." It's the zodiac sign you have in the 10th house, it's associated with your career, public image, and can even be your social media aesthetic. Your midheaven tells you about the image often projected onto you by others or the image you want to project. It can hint to what the world needs you to be, or just how people see you when they don't know you more intimately. Find out your midheaven on astro.com. To embrace your midheaven it helps when you already have birth placements in the same sign.

1. Taurus Midheaven

No other midheaven in my opinion is as naturally blessed and fortunate as Taurus. It's almost like people with this midheaven have a halo around their head that over shadows any potential scandals or toxic traits they may have. People view you as aesthetically pleasing in a traditional sense, valuing beauty and financial security. After all, Taurus is ruled by Venus, so this midheaven attracts a life of luxury or an abundance of material possessions, it's a life that at least to others appears comfortable, classy, and appealing to the senses. Taurus Midheaven's often also appear grounded and put together to their peers, or having a certain professional charisma that can carry them up the ranks more easily in a work environment. Bad behavior can be more easily concealed with this down-to-earth and wholesome girl or boy-next door image. Enjoy a career and life that offers several comforts and beauty. Beware not to take it for granted or overindulge, this veneer still has its limits. Celebrity examples: Princess Kate Middleton, Selena Gomez, Margot Robbie, Blake Lively, Johnny Depp and Marilyn Monroe

2. Leo Midheaven

Ready to be in the spotlight? To be a Leo Midheaven embrace your star power, you attract attention from the public like the Sun that rules your 10th house. This is a life that is in the public's eye on a stage. Think careers in entertainment like a singer, actor, or even influencer or in the arts that are meant to be seen, adored, and appreciated. People with this midheaven are always giving main character energy, at least to your peers you appear bold, confident, and irresectable to watch and fun be around. All the attention from peers can be tough for anyone who is actually much more introverted. Some people have even called this the "superstar" destiny. Embrace your inner fire and go after a life of extravagance, drama, and glamour. On the flipside, you can also come off as narcissistic and fame obsessed. Scandals can add to your fame, like the expression, "All publicity is good publicity."

Celebrity examples: Lana Del Rey, Jackie Kennedy, Katy Perry, Natalie Portman, Robin Williams, Harry Styles, Lala Kent and Grace Kelly

3. Libra Midheaven

Another Venus ruled 10th house, Libra. Seriously Venus is so powerful it can bring so many blessings to your ASC, 2nd house, 3rd house, and the Midheaven of course. Libra Midheaven's can effortlessly appear more polished, beautiful, and charming next to several of their peers. The sign of the diplomat, mediator can be great to have for your 10th house since it's pretty hard for anyone to point the finger at you if things hit the fan. If you have this Midheaven, people will pay attention to how you dress, it's giving style icon potential. You can be universally well liked or maintain a clean reputation more easily among social circles in your area with this midheaven, you can appear approachable, friendly, and sweet. 🎀 The sign of partnerships, people will know you for who you date, marry, or even a business partner. The downside is people might pay more attention to how you look instead of how you think. Your greater attributes like your intellect, talents, and interests may be overlooked or hushed altogether in the pursuit of you maintaining that pageant like façade. People won't like it if you take sides, or take a stand on more complex issues, people want you to stay neutral. Prepare for a life of stylish, trendy aesthetics, numerous social circles, and powerful partners. Celebrity Examples: Paris Hilton, Princess Diana, Stassi Schroeder, Elizabeth Taylor, Anne Hathaway, Kylie Jenner, Olivia Rodrigo, and Coco Chanel.

Honorable Mention: Scorpio

Mysterious, ambitious, brooding, and so strangely alluring. I just love a good mafia story. Think Godfather, the British monarchy, you may be known for your notorious family members, a family business, maintaining the family legacy, generational wealth, old money, a historical lineage, or infamous family affairs and issues. Your life path is to protect your family, lead the family business, add to the family wealth, be an asset to your family, or build a family legacy of your own. Embrace the power you have been blessed with, your family has royalty energy. After all, Scorpio is often considered the most powerful and intense of all. In your 10th house, you might as well embrace the reputation of your family and figure out how to out wit, out smart, and out last your many envious competitors. In my opinion, this is my top pick for men.

Celebrity Examples: Barack Obama, Prince William, Prince Harry, Queen Elizabeth II, Priscilla Presley, Carl Jung, Ariana Madix, and Sean Connery.

Side Note: If your Midheaven is in Aquarius or Leo, these zodiac signs square off with Scorpio in opposing positions. If you have a Midheaven in either of these signs its likely you need to carve out a name for your self outside the family. Difficulty with family is likely. More on this in another post. :)

[sntg]

[dhaaruni]

[stastrodome]

President Obama in February of 2014, watching Stassi slap Kristen in a logos-defining episode of Vanderpump Rules. 

[evansbby]

Okay I’m halfway through season 3 of vanderpump rules and here are my thoughts: (again, pls pls pls don’t spoil anything for me!!!)

— Tom S and Kristen’s storyline is like prime time television for me. Like I’m eating this shit UP. And honestly? I think Tom S and Kristen make a way better couple than him with Ariana. Only bc both Sandoval and Kristen are BATSHIT CRAZY and they match each other’s unhinged energy. Like I’m sorry I hated Kristen in the beginning but I can’t even hate her anymore bc she’s so unhinged and delusional that it’s funny. And I think Ariana is too laid back for someone like Tom. I think Tom thrives on Kristen’s craziness, I truly honestly think a part of him LOVES how Kristen is still obsessing over him, no matter how much he pretends not to. Also there’s something so eerie about the way Sandoval burst into tears when having that conversation with Kristen outside in Miami. And the way he held her hand??? He knew EXACTLY what he was doing lmfao. And the way you could just see the wheels in Kristen’s head start turning and how ALL she took from that convo was “Tom still has feelings for me” LMFAOO. I know Tom and Kristen aren’t gonna get back together but it would be sooo unhinged if they’d just done it for the plot 😂😂 I really don’t see any chemistry between Ariana and Tom, like I truly think Kristen and Tom are made for each other with how insane and toxic they are together 😂 I do like how Ariana handles herself though, like this girl could not give less of a fuck about Crazy Kristen plotting against her 😂😂

— apart from that, everything else is kinda boring 😭 I hate that Stassi no longer works at Sur and she’s just distanced herself from everyone like I hate that!!! I want the OG group back although I totally understand why she distanced herself.

— Scheana is such a LOSER pick me. “I don’t give an f about girl code, I’m a guy’s girl!1!1!1” like… okay, Scheana but the thing is those guys literally don’t give an f about you and they’d drop you in a second. Scheana needs to be studied fr, like she’s so insecure and it shows in everything she does and says. Even the way she talks sounds so fake and contrived and you can just tell she’s so intimidated by Stassi. And she also still always has the most boring storylines.

— Tom Schwartz is such a loser and idk why he’s so up Jax’s ass and would rather gain the approval of his boys than stick up for his girlfriend. Like say what you want about Sandoval but at least he’ll call a man out when he needs to.

[disarmluna]

[rzwodzwo]

rewatching vanderpump rules and stassi finding out about jax cheating in vegas feels familiar to the scene of scandoval where everyone gathers around ariana. also just realized that ariana and stassi share a birthday and that's v interesting to me. someone get ally on that. what is is with june 24th birthdays being done so wrong by mediocre men

[melissakatelyn]

[coffeebeachbourbonnylons]

[perezhilton]

Warning: this could be triggering if you’re in a vulnerable state! Stassi Schroeder…

[lilixxmoon]

VANDERPUMP RULES OG CAST ASTROLOGY

Season 1 will always be my favorite. 🌷 Do you share any placements with cast members? Cast's Zodiac Signs: 👑 Stassi Schroeder Cancer Sun Scorpio Moon Capricorn Rising Gemini Mercury Gemini Venus Pisces Mars 🎀Scheana Shay Taurus Sun Sagittarius Moon Gemini Rising Aries Mercury Aries Venus Gemini Mars 🚨 Tom Sandoval Cancer Sun Aquarius Moon Gemini Mercury Gemini Venus Pisces Mars 🚩 Jax Taylor Cancer Sun Aquarius Moon Virgo Rising Leo Mercury Cancer Venus Gemini Mars 💙Katie Maloney Capricorn Sun Leo Moon Capricorn Mercury Venus Sagittarius Aries Mars 🍸Kristen Doute Aquarius Sun Aries Moon Aquarius Mercury Pisces Venus Pisces Mars

Side note: Interesting that both Jax & Tom have the same sun/moon signs and Stassi shares Mercury/ Venus signs with Tom as well. Making Tom a strange mix of both of them.

[sntg]

[tstew0309]

my roman empire is that the stassi v ariana fight in season 6 of VPR took place at the restaurant where i went after i was released from my residential treatment center.

[stastrodome]

John the Baptist anointing Stassi Schroeder of Vanderpump Rules.

[evansbby]

STASSI IS GONNA BE ON VANDERPUMP VILLA I AM SOOOO HAPPY 😭😭🥹🥹🥹