#starts cute

[rinriniisthekatch]

Another Prompt cause I'm bored

Jason Todd just wanted his meet-cute, eventual sexy time to happen to him.

So yeah, it started out as a meet-cute at a bookstore. Blondie, the barbarian, she is... accidentally destroyed a copy of his Jane Austen 'Mansfield Park.'

The guy.. this amazing dilf of a dad, all tall and lanky, built like a swimmer with dark black hair and these pretty ice blue eyes that seem to glow in the right lighting.

His kids were hilarious. Dante, a little violent bean and Ellen, a little gremlin who loves pranks, they both call their dad; mom.

Call him, step-dad, please. Anyways... what Jay thought would be a cute happily ever after... only to find out it's a meet-cute family filled with zombies, ghosts, and ghouls.

This isn't a Pride and Prejudice. This is a Pride, Prejudice, and fucking Zombies!

A/n: please for the love of unholy, don't repost or comment any inappropriate. That's a fast way to get blocked by me.

[saewokhrisz]

39

[kiisaes]

go eri-chan!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Glamrock Freddy feels betrayed by FNAF Roxy..

[hinamie]

long way home

[feralforbeanix]

He loved her immediately I'm gonna cry

[sorrelpaws]

NOW EAT THIS SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yeyinde]

John deciding to blow off steam by subscribing to a cute camgirl's onlyfans account and quickly becoming the top contributor. a harmless way to relax, and spoil a pretty girl with gifts and money, the sort of thing he doesn't have time for in his personal life but craves. hungers for. pays for lingerie and toys, private shows and videos. eagerly devours any time she has to spare on him, but the more he gets to know her, the more obsessed he becomes. the more possessive. wanting. monopolizing all of her time so that she never has a minute to spare on others.

and then she sends him a birthday video. congrats on your fortieth, she whispers into the camera, wearing the ensemble he bought for her. a mould of his cock in her hands, a whim he decided to go for after she pouted at him for a few minutes about how she wanted to feel him inside of her. or a (not so) cheap imitation, anyway. it's good. so good. she's perfect. and all his for tonight.

but she makes a mistake. his kitten is so good at hiding her face, her features. keeping herself a mystery. but as she gives him the sexiest performance he's ever seen, she slips up. shows more of herself than she wants to.

wish i could say happy birthday in person, she winks at him through the cheap plastic of her mask. a fox. isn't she coy? but it's an invitation he won't turn down.

after all, it'd be rude not to give the cute little secretary that greets him every morning exactly what she asked for, wouldn't it?

[notacluedo]

lil gods own country Andrew and Neil

[beastliness]

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game? #9 Made in Blender, Cubone design by @okeypokes on insta!

[reineydraws]

mihawk training with his step-kids! ft. smitten husband shanks

[saeiken]

🔆🔆🔆🔆

[chipper-smol]

when you meant to do the hang out at the favor tree to show Siffrin how the loops aren't triggered by the death of their friends, but instead they went sleepies and you didnt have the heart to wake them

so now you're realizing this whole plan was dumb from the start because knowing your friends had to go through the entire house and face the King alone makes you sadsies

:)

[hinamie]

sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

[k1tty5]

kitties :)