#starkid Ed

[venomousray]

Little collection of hatchetfield character refs I’ve done lately for an assortment of different aus I have with @ashtxeman . The heights aren’t 100% accurate to our headcanons here as it was difficult to fit them all onto the canvas. But I wanted to share a few!

(EDIT: I FORGOT PROUD PAPA ED! HES IN THE REPOSTS!)

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

i love my bugs they’re so mouse coded

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[eli-am-confused]

Family gatherings can get real hectic real fast with this family.

On my post about Curt Mega characters should be a part of the Jon Matteson character family tree @mistoelectra (sorry for the @) brought up Papa Ed and Peanuts and I really wanted to draw them.

Bonus: Papa Ed and Peanuts hanging out after they got home.

Honestly when looking at pictures of Papa Ed all I can imagine is that Peanuts is like his emotional support squirrel. He’s a proud squirrel dad guys.

If you can’t read my handwriting it’s under the cut.

First image:

Eddie Chiplucky: Little Ed! I heard you’re a dad now!

President Howard Goodman: wait really? Where is he? I wanna meet him.

Eddie: I didn’t even know you got with someone!

Howie: Me either!

Proud Papa Ed: guys, he’s a squirrel.

Eddie and Howie: What!?

Ed: Paul’s got ‘im right now.

Second image:

Richie: blah blah blah blah… (y’all get it)

Paul is clearly not holding a squirrel

Third image:

Paul: I suddenly feel like I’m in a lot of danger.

Fourth image:

Proud Papa Ed: Finally some peace and quiet. Let’s go home Peanuts.

Fifth Image:

No text just Ed and Peanuts hanging out.

[kingdreverette]

Ed :3

[hipsternumbertwo]

guts (2024) Desperate for help, a woman in recovery asks an unlikely stranger on a dinner date.

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The face Angela makes when she says "And isn't it a BITCH?" in "Facade" like if you agree.

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Dan and Donna interview Ed about the sniggles!

[43] Ed is feeding them useless facts and they're eating it up.

[giantkillerjack]

I like how at the end of Nerdy Prudes Must Die, it's like, "Yay, Grace Chastity has finally joined society!"

Followed IMMEDIATELY by "Oh No, Grace Chastity has finally joined society! 😬😬😬" XDDD

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People are laughing. Max Jagerman said skeli'in like how every British person in the West Midlands says it, and people are laughing.

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H E A R

M E

O U T

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Ash and I just love taking side characters from hatchetfield and making them prominent in our hatchetfield au so this is ‘Shopper number 4 / mildly peeved mega’ aka as he has called him Michael peanuts mega. And Edward mega as we have called him aka proud papa Ed.

In our little hatchetverse the two of them are twins who could not be anymore different. Mikey is a loud, extroverted guy not afraid to speak his mind, Ed however, is a reserved, quiet guy.

The two are main characters in our Black Friday au and are two of the only characters to survive to the end due to peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel.

(Michael was drawn and written by @ashtxeman )

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

my wifey

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Ok so my brain has decided to spiral from the headcanon of Papa Ed and Eddie Chiplucky being related which has turnt into me thinking up a whole backstory for both which I need to expel from my thoughts sooooo

Basically in the order of events:

* Ed and Eddie are twins whose parents separate when both are in their teenage years. Predominantly raised by their mother, I can imagine their dynamic is very similar to that of Stan & Ford from Gravity Falls, Ed ends up as a scientist and Eddie being considered the black sheep of the family with him being transmasc & gay and they live in Texas (not the most accepting place for the LGBTQIA+ community from what I've heard, probably worse since I imagine he's in his late 30s-early 40s so he was probably born somewhere in or around the 80s) so gets kicked out by his mom and finds work on the black market.

This work involves being paid privately by clients to track gather blackmail on people normally with photos/videos. As an example, a suspicious spouse paying him to see if their partner is out cheating on them or a business owner wanting to get more stakes in their company so get Eddie to get evidence of their co-owner doing shady stuff so blackmail them into getting their claim of the business. I chose this since 1) I myself am into photography and am taking it for one of my college courses 2) It gives opportunity for Charles & Eddie to have possibly worked together in the past before properly meeting and in turn Charles knowing who he is and what Eddie can do. Not only being able to find people (A bonus of this is that Eddie has the gift in my mind, it was definitely stronger when he was younger but it has still stayed around a bit. In a nutshell Eddie has a spider sense thing that helps him identify if someone also has the gift) but get out of situations where he was probably caught by the people he was getting blackmail on and having to talk his way out of that situation, which would be good for convincing people to get into the whole Rollerama thing; And making it to where I can compare Eddie to Daniel from Interview with a Vampire so that makes Charles Armand and in turn Golden Treasure as Devils Minion sounds perfect in my mind, and 3) It gives Eddie at least a tiny connection to Blinky cause I swear he does like, from the Blinkys song instrumental playing in Yellowjacket when Ethan & Hannah are in Pizza Pete's to the whole looking through security cameras being the first time we meet him.

* Back onto the main plot of the backstory, Ed worked on the project that created Otho and had a lot of concerns over it. At the same time, Eddie & Ed's mother contacts Eddie begrudgingly cause she's concerned over Ed and can't get into contact with him since he moved out and didn't give her his number. So Eddie takes on the task of finding him and ends up in Hatchetfield where he runs into Ed and they talk, Ed expressing how worried he is about what Otho could do if the project were to be completed so asking Eddie if he can break in there with a key card Ed gives him and gather evidence against the project to get it shut down or at least halted as for as long as possible.

* Eddie agrees, but later on ending up getting caught and questioning on who gave him the key card to get in. Eventually, ending up getting punched in the mouth by one of the security guys there (who I like to imagine is Bruno since I like the idea that he gave him his iconic golden tooth he has in Yellowjacket). Charles who has heard of what's gone on since of how Eddie getting in could have been a bad thing cause of how much he invested into Otho, comes to see Eddie who he recognises and has a talk with.

* Very much like the song 'The Other Side' from the Greatest Showman, he gets Eddie a drink to loosen him up (hopefully enough to get him to talk) and says he basically just simply wants to know who gave him access and Eddie would be good as gold. Even offering him the recruiting job at the Rollerama. Eddie considers this, he's not stupid and he knows if he doesn't eventually rat Ed put, he's fucked. These guys mean real business. Eddie is not a brave man. And Charles is considering him after everything, offering him a more secure job than he had before, he has had experience talking with the guy briefly before but to get his talents noticed is a thing Eddie hasn't dealt with in a while, looking at him like he's... good treasure. His mother had always favoured Ed over him, with him being the more academically successful, while he was probably just the screw up who only was contacted by her to find her golden child of Ed. He's been bitter and doesn't want to be in this level of trouble cause his brother couldn't even deal with his own problems himself. So... he agrees.

* Charles thanks him, and Ed gets taken in and probably exposed to some sort of other project him and the other scientists were working on and then promptly fired, so now probably very traumatized he ends up adopting Peanuts the Pocket Squirrel as a coping mechanism to focus on. Eddie's corruption arc furthers to how he is when we see him in Yellowjacket.

* Ok, so this probably doesn't line up with the proper timeline of the Hatchetfield Franchise and might be a bit ooc. Still might make a fanfic or an au around it one day, who knows 🤷

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I found out some tragic news on Tumblr recently. So now the President is crying.

Picture one

Howard: Eddie, is it true? Did the chicken that crossed the road really die?

Picture two

Eddie: God damn it

Picture three

Blessed silence

Picture four

Eddie: ok maggots. Which one of you little shits told Howie that the chicken who crossed the road died?

Picture five

Ed: the chicken is WHAT?

Curt shopper: oh ed

Bailey: look what you’ve done Eddie! I hope you’re proud!

Picture six

Eddie: fuck… I should’ve never come back to Hatchetfield.

[kingdreverette]

Good morning. It’s ed, Tom, Becky, Ethan and Ted btw