#starkid Ed

[venomousray]

Ash and I just love taking side characters from hatchetfield and making them prominent in our hatchetfield au so this is ‘Shopper number 4 / mildly peeved mega’ aka as he has called him Michael peanuts mega. And Edward mega as we have called him aka proud papa Ed.

In our little hatchetverse the two of them are twins who could not be anymore different. Mikey is a loud, extroverted guy not afraid to speak his mind, Ed however, is a reserved, quiet guy.

The two are main characters in our Black Friday au and are two of the only characters to survive to the end due to peanuts the hatchetfield pocket squirrel.

(Michael was drawn and written by @ashtxeman )

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

i love my bugs they’re so mouse coded

[hatchet-tweets]

[eli-am-confused]

Family gatherings can get real hectic real fast with this family.

On my post about Curt Mega characters should be a part of the Jon Matteson character family tree @mistoelectra (sorry for the @) brought up Papa Ed and Peanuts and I really wanted to draw them.

Bonus: Papa Ed and Peanuts hanging out after they got home.

Honestly when looking at pictures of Papa Ed all I can imagine is that Peanuts is like his emotional support squirrel. He’s a proud squirrel dad guys.

If you can’t read my handwriting it’s under the cut.

First image:

Eddie Chiplucky: Little Ed! I heard you’re a dad now!

President Howard Goodman: wait really? Where is he? I wanna meet him.

Eddie: I didn’t even know you got with someone!

Howie: Me either!

Proud Papa Ed: guys, he’s a squirrel.

Eddie and Howie: What!?

Ed: Paul’s got ‘im right now.

Second image:

Richie: blah blah blah blah… (y’all get it)

Paul is clearly not holding a squirrel

Third image:

Paul: I suddenly feel like I’m in a lot of danger.

Fourth image:

Proud Papa Ed: Finally some peace and quiet. Let’s go home Peanuts.

Fifth Image:

No text just Ed and Peanuts hanging out.

[a-snake-makes-moodboards]

Ed/Proud Papa Ed from the Hatchetfield universe moodboard with hoodie and squirrel inspo

requested by: @peanutsmixedwithjuice, ty for the rq!!

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[divider creds: @mmadeinheavenn]

(images not credited were found on Google images)

song to go with it: 'Peanuts!' from Nightmare Time

[kairithemang0]

u should like draw my beautiful wife i don’t know…

explodibg

he's constantly tired to me

[kingdreverette]

Ed :3

[hipsternumbertwo]

guts (2024) Desperate for help, a woman in recovery asks an unlikely stranger on a dinner date.

[tardigradesandtiaras]

The face Angela makes when she says "And isn't it a BITCH?" in "Facade" like if you agree.

[the-fwiendly-sniggles]

Dan and Donna interview Ed about the sniggles!

[43] Ed is feeding them useless facts and they're eating it up.

[giantkillerjack]

I like how at the end of Nerdy Prudes Must Die, it's like, "Yay, Grace Chastity has finally joined society!"

Followed IMMEDIATELY by "Oh No, Grace Chastity has finally joined society! 😬😬😬" XDDD

[venomousray]

Little collection of hatchetfield character refs I’ve done lately for an assortment of different aus I have with @ashtxeman . The heights aren’t 100% accurate to our headcanons here as it was difficult to fit them all onto the canvas. But I wanted to share a few!

(EDIT: I FORGOT PROUD PAPA ED! HES IN THE REPOSTS!)

[peanutsmixedwithjuice]

my wifey

[vesperione]

People are laughing. Max Jagerman said skeli'in like how every British person in the West Midlands says it, and people are laughing.

[eli-am-confused]

I found out some tragic news on Tumblr recently. So now the President is crying.

Picture one

Howard: Eddie, is it true? Did the chicken that crossed the road really die?

Picture two

Eddie: God damn it

Picture three

Blessed silence

Picture four

Eddie: ok maggots. Which one of you little shits told Howie that the chicken who crossed the road died?

Picture five

Ed: the chicken is WHAT?

Curt shopper: oh ed

Bailey: look what you’ve done Eddie! I hope you’re proud!

Picture six

Eddie: fuck… I should’ve never come back to Hatchetfield.

[my-true-love-insanity]

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