#stardew valley grandpa bed

[fizzie]

i was making some images into transparents and got a bit creative

[monsterfkr]

I greatly enjoy that concernedape did not address in the 1.6 update grandpa’s shitty bed in the intro. They said let that old man ROT!! I did that on purpose!!!

[martenpounce]

whenever i get worried about wonky perspective, i need to remember this

[fernsnailz]

long time no geraldoom

[puppyeared]

i like him

[akari-ku]

You guys think he’ll finally give Grandpa a better bed?

[peppino-where-he-shouldnt-be]

Put him into the ugly bed Stardew Valley's Grandpa sleeps in.

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[capitateoftheherald]

has anyone done this joke yet

[lavendel081]

👀yo but like why grandpa look- 👀👀😩😩😩

"Your grandpa was Always working hard."

Evelyn is also looking--- (sorry George, im only joking ofc🏃)

[kukekakuningaskris]

every day he wakes up

[hecho-a-mano]

its because you are always on that damn stardew valley's grandpa bed

[tr85n]

Head canon maybe?

Since benson didn’t know much about babies, he thought stella would eat solid foods so he tried giving her a wing and she just spat it out and he was horrified at the idea that his daughter wouldn’t like wings

Sounds more like a Rigby-thing tbh :p But perhaps if he was just very drunk off wings..?

[coffinflop]

tanz der stardew

[lizzle-the-edu-nerd]

Could y'all imagine if in the next Stardew Valley update, the developer actually improved Grandpa's bed.

New events? Awesome.

New items? Sick.

New location? Clutch.

New Grandpa bed? HOLYFXT5!KNY@4!

[frogkimmy]

Funniest piece of merch I have ever seen

[curioscurio]

Which Old Man is getting the MOST dick at the Orgy For Old Men?

Details:

Assume that they're all attending the same Orgy For Old Men.

The orgy begins on Sunday at 5:49 pm.

The orgy ends at 3:15 on a Wednesday.

When not performing in the living room, assume each member has full access to the house.

The house has an aquarium in the basement.

Obi-Wan, Gandalf, and Oogway's MBTI Type are all INFJ.

Plankton and Mr Krabs can only participate in a room with a steady supply of running water.

stardew valley Grandpa own the house, and expects everyone to have sex on his shitty fucking bed at least once.

Plankton and Mr Krabs work on Tuesday.

Joe Biden only has 5 shots left in him, and any more will kill him. Each session with Biden lasts twice as long, but results in fewer orgasms.

Einstein fucks hard but won't stop talking about theoretical physics, thus limiting his total score tally in the long run.

Obi-Wan will not fuck anyone unless a single old man woos him for one entire day beforehand. Whoever is wooing him can not participate in the orgy that day, but will get bonus orgasms from Obi-Wan specifically.

The Ice King can not participate in group sex with Plankton and Mr Krabs unless accompanied by Saruman or Gandalf because his ice powers will kill them forever.

Gandalf and Master Oogway, when paired together, result in a terrain change. The weather for the room they're in will then change to "hotboxed." Every old man sharing the room with them gain the status condition: Stoned By Proxy.

Getting stoned results in more orgasms/per hour, but can discourage certain old men who find it unsavory.

Master Oogway will not fuck The Ice King because he doesn't believe in the monarchy.

Saruman will betray whoever fucks him for their enemy.

stardew valley Grandpa has the largest cock and can cook vegetables for fiber boosts.

Albert Einstein has a drivers license.