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i HATE when we got stupid baka life again tomorrow
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a curious pleasure (or as i like to call it. fuckshunch)
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saving the kings life and he offers me whatever I want as thanks and I ask to hit it raw. I tell him he's just really hot so whatever he nuts in me. he doesn't know I'll be back in 20 years
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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode
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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
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Jonathan Harker In College vibes
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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk
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It Could Happen To You: mediocre tv show with baffling politics has really compelling characters in it
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daniel and lestat are about to be doing coke off each other’s dicks backstage
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congratulations to the twin gnomes, Wrath and Lust, who have once again won the mayoral throne of Chicago
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SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959)
dir. clyde geronimi, wolfgang reitherman
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now THIS is the content I come to the killing and eating people show for
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hey its the Bad Kids Yearbook Page! with some special guests!
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