coffinflop - Tumblr blog

coffinflop · 8 days ago

Text

Can you guys just watch goodfellas

24K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 8 days ago

Text

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

#bruce wayne

77K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 10 days ago

Text

Wealwell and Pappy need to get gay divorced

#dimension 20

45 notes · View notes

coffinflop · 10 days ago

Text

#they need to fuck #dimension 20

451 notes · View notes

coffinflop · 10 days ago

Text

"Make friends!" Ok if you leave me unsupervised with the lab equipment I can totally do that!

#reanimator

2K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 11 days ago

Text

Real talk: I know there's a Renfield sub-fandom out there, so if you want more of Dwight Frye as a mistreated assistant, try the 1935 quickie The Crime of Dr. Crespi. The poor guy tries to stop his mad doctor boss from turning people into zombies and gets tied up and shoved in a closet for his troubles.

#this movie is genuinely so good i wish more people knew about it #also unlocked kinks in me i didn't know i had but whatever that's a me thing LOL #dwight frye tag #the crime of dr crespi

40 notes · View notes

coffinflop · 11 days ago

Text

Albert and Châtenay best friends real !! Most their convos are probs just about how hot Arthur is and honestly who can blame them 🤷‍♀️

#was not expecting trixie audio in this fandom but sure #red dead #video

492 notes · View notes

coffinflop · 11 days ago

Text

albert sketch inspired/referenced from a screenshot from softcowboi on pinterest

#i love him your honor and so does arthur #red dead

2K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 13 days ago

Text

the blade runner doing my voight-kampff test: if communismkills tossing you neck, you taking it or curve her shit?

me: is this the test now

the blade runner: yes. you off the henny or whatever you drink and she appears in your inbox, knowing all the dumb shit she be saying but

17K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 16 days ago

Text

#i mean i trust HIM not to do anything but he would 100% become distracted if i left it for him to watch over #so i voted no

8K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 17 days ago

Text

vampirism will save us all

#let me be your vampire boyfriend

153 notes · View notes

coffinflop · 17 days ago

Text

#ashley

46K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 17 days ago

Text

when i talk shit about golfing, please know that none of it is about mini golf. it could never be about her. she's done nothing wrong in her entire life. god's perfect little putt putt.

28K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 20 days ago

Text

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

#post of all time

268K notes · View notes

coffinflop · 20 days ago

Text