#starbursts

[imthatwannabeauthor]

Hey guys important poll

Please reblog for a bigger amount of answers!

[nintendoneko64]

Guys. I found Steve S. Burster

I'm gonna eat him now.

@redscorpiocat @sweet-sour-sketches @milk-powrit @loremaster3

[hot-take-tournament]

SO NOW I'M BURDENED WITH THE KNOWLEDGE OF INFERIOR AMERICAN STARBURSTS HERE'S A FUCKING HOT TAKE FOR YOU

HOT TAKE TOURNAMENT:

PRELIMINARY #3.5

"british starbursts are way better than american starbursts in every conceivable way and here's why"

dogshit american starbursts:

Can't be eaten by vegans

Can't be eaten by Muslims

Artificial colors

Artificial flavorings

Awful texture, doesn't last as long

Everyone agrees that pink is the best because it's the only one bordering on edible, suggesting anything else is considered a red-hot take

Horrific clashing colors that hurt my eyes, maybe use more than half the fucking color wheel next time

Says 'original', Starbursts were invented in UK

Had to rebrand as Starbursts because Americans didn't know what an opal was

cool british starbursts:

Vegan

Halal

No artificial colours

No artificial flavourings

Chewier, lasts a lot longer

Best flavour still hotly debated because all are good

Beautiful range of rainbow colours

Lemon & Lime > Lemon

Blackcurrant > Cherry

Strawberry > Strawberry because it's actually the colour of a fucking strawberry

TIL you can actually eat the wrapper of a British starburst, like no one ever would but the fact that it's possible is wild and proves that it's better suited to wrap food

Convenient that American wrappers are inedible wax because otherwise you guys would eat them, DON'T DENY IT I've read hundreds of your submissions so I know better than anyone what you guys are like

Starbursts are British anyway

[phoebepheebsphibs]

your art tastes like...

[mewnette]

[apatheticshots]

[teddybearbandaid]

candy!

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[high-quality-tiktoks]

🍬🟨⁉️

[lizartgurl]

My greatest life hack is keeping starbursts in my pants pockets so when I want to eat them they're nice and soft

[hqbunnie]

Just a little scenario of the boys and my self insert 🫶😮‍💨

[chiefguideandcentre]

Starbursts are so good

[thetigers]

Space Tiger by Niko Pavlicek

[hot-take-tournament]

so apparently british and american starbursts are different and no one fucking told me

WHAT AM I LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW

[pearlshorecat]

1959 Moe Lighting catalog with SWOON-worthy fixtures. Which do you love? Starbursts or the tension pole lamp?

#vintage

[mewnette]