#star speaks *

[string-star-lights]

i love characters with prominent noses. the only reason i’ve ever given a character a small nose is to fulfill a diversity quota

[blacksunemiku]

have some of you never talked to a 40 year old person before because some of these sevika headcanons make her act like she’s a 75 year old boomer that’s never seen a cell phone before

modern 40 year olds were at their peak during the internet and technology boom

modern sevika still goes out to bars and hangs out on facebook to hate on political figures and watches her reels at full volume and doesn’t gaf and makes shitty tiktoks with god awful filters. she owned a ps2 and has played all the gta games. she’s still in love with queen latifah and nia long. she was a hit on myspace

[slutz4marsh]

Kyle Broflovski x Bratty F!Reader SMUT for April!!! <3

Look. Kyle considered himself to be a generally patient person.

Although, he did know that depending on who he asked, some people might say that was complete and utter bullshit.

Whatever. The point was that he had patience. If not in general, at least for you.

Which was why it frustrated him when you acted like a brat.

He was patient with you, and generally, he didn’t like to be super rough with you. He didn’t like to ruin you. Not on purpose, anyway. Kyle liked to worship you, treat you like a precious little doll that needed his protection.

And yet you still acted like this even when he treated you like a precious, sweet angel. His angel, his doll, his princess.

Kyle had thoughts when you walked out of your house in a shirt that showed off the curve of your breasts and a skirt that didn’t leave that much to the imagination, but he didn’t say anything. Figured, hey. Maybe you weren’t doing it on purpose.

But when you went out and he caught you leaning forward toward your friends, giggling and twirling your hair and pushing your arms together to force your breasts together?

Yeah. He knew what the fuck you were doing.

So, he stood up and grabbed your arm to yank you along with him. He told his friends that he just remembered that you two had something you had to do, something about a project or something. It was a good enough excuse, considering they all bought it.

Kyle was dead silent until he got you in the car, and then he shook his head while he started the car. He pressed his foot on the gas pedal, eyes narrowed at the road.

“I really cannot fucking believe you sometimes,” Kyle snapped, his knuckles white from how tight he was holding the steering wheel.  “I mean, I saw the outfit and thought it was weird, but whatever.”

He shook his head. “But whatever the hell that was?” Kyle scoffed. “You are such a brat sometimes.”

You knew Kyle was mad and nothing you could say would make it any better, so you chose to stay quiet and let Kyle vent out his irritations anyway.

When you got home, he dragged you into your bedroom and sat down on his bed. Then, he bent you over his lap without another word.

“Count.”

His words left no room for argument, so you took a breath. Kyle’s hand came down hard on your ass. You gasped and writhed, but Kyle kept you firmly in place.

“One,” you said, voice shaking some.

“Good girl. Keep going.” Kyle said as he rubbed your ass before hitting again.

He got to fifteen. You were sobbing and trembling as you whimpered out the number.

“Shh, shh,” Kyle cooed as he soothingly rubbed your ass. “See? Good girl. You know why I had to do that, don’t you?”

His words were softly spoken and sweet. A direct contrast to the previous actions he’d made.

You sniffled and nodded. You did know. It’s why you’d been such a brat all day anyway - you wanted his attention. No matter what that meant.

“I don’t really know that you’ve really learned anything though,” Kyle clicked his tongue. “For all I know, you’ll just do this again the minute I stop touching you.”

His hand snaked down the curve of your ass and between your delicate folds, fingers probing at your cunt. He dipped two fingers inside you and began to gently rub them against your spot. His fingers were long, nimble, and they felt fucking fantastic.

Fantastic to the point that you whimpered when he pulled his fingers out of you, coated in your juices. You moaned as you watched him suck his fingers clean.

And then, he pulled you off his lap and onto the bed. He pulled his own pants down and lined himself up with your entrance.

“Stay fuckin’ still, alright?” Kyle cursed as he pushed into you. Even through your lusty haze, you could tell he was still irritated with you for your brattiness.

You let out a broken moan as he pushed into you slowly, then began rocking his hips into you.

“God, you’re so tight,” Kyle groaned, “you’d be so perfect if you weren’t such a little brat.”

You whined softly as Kyle used your body, wrapping your legs around his waist.

“God, See?” Kyle panted. “You can be such a good girl, yeah? All tight and wet. Just for me, huh, princess?”

You moaned at his words and nodded swiftly. “Jus’ for you,” You managed to say between moans, feeling your walls starting to flutter.

Kyle shook his head and nuzzled his face into the crook of your neck. “Don’t,” he whispered his warning. “Not ‘til I say you can. I don’t think you’ve earned it yet.”

You whine desperately, but you nodded. And Kyle grinned, knowing he’d forced you back into submission. Back into his sweet, darling little angel that would listen to every word that fell from his lips.

You were so tense with the effort of trying to hold back your orgasm, you genuinely thought you might explode into teeny tiny little pieces.

And Kyle’s movements became more desperate and erratic.

If you were able to think about anything other than keeping your pleasure at bay, you would have known that Kyle was close. You would have known that he was moments away from painting your inner walls a milky white.

Kyle pushed his lips against your ear, his breath warm against your skin. They graze your skin, sending shivers up and down your spine, and you swore he was trying to kill you with the way he nipped at you.

“Sweetheart,” Kyle breathed. You could feel him grinning against your ear, and you felt like you were going insane with need and desperation. “I think you’ve earned it. Don’t you? You’re being so good and sweet for me.” 

You gasped, but you still held off. Waiting for Kyle to actually say the words.

And say them, he did. 

“Cum for me,” He nipped at your earlobe. “Come on, princess. Cum for me. You’ve earned it. Come on, baby.”

You swore to whatever god might fucking be out there, you blacked out.

Your orgasm was intense. You dragged your nails down Kyle’s back, sure to leave bright red marks for at least a few days. You practically screamed, chanting his name like it was a prayer to the only thing that mattered in that moment: him.

As your hole fluttered and clenched around him, it milked Kyle’s orgasm out of him. He came inside you with a deep groan, and he wrapped his arms around your torso, yanking you closer as he pulsed, filling you up with hot and sticky cum.

You both laid like that for a few minutes, catching your breath and coming back to yourselves.

Kyle pulled out of you with a groan and smiled as he cradled your cheeks in his hands.

“You are fucking perfect. C’mon, shower.”

With that, he gently grabbed your arms to help you to the bathroom.

[staranon95]

upon second thought

i think Arwen tilting Aragorn's head back with the tip of her sword in Fellowship was one of those formative experiences in childhood you don't exactly remember until rewatch and be like 'oh. oh that's why i'm like THAT. okay'

'What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?'

MA'AM?? EXCUSE ME uhhh ma'am? please?

i feel like this also isn't the first time she's done this to him. like it's so playful at first until she probably realizes why he's scrounging in the dirt like he usually is like

"What's this 😏 a ranger caught off his guard? 😏😏"

and then Aragorn has to explain really fast how he's been running around all of Arda with these 4 hobbits only because Gandalf flaked on them and now there's Nazgul involved?? and one of the hobbits got stabbed?? please send help.

and then she'd be like OH IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE FIVE NAZGUL ON YOU?? IS THAT WHY ARAGORN?

the implications of this interaction are just too much for me

[starry-pop]

The Lords In Black if they were good:

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴og Y’rath

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴otho

𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂tep

T’noy 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴axis

Nibblene𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

[strange-morningstar]

look at these smiles …what if…they smiled at each other like this…

oh wait…

they kinda did …

….i love them so damn much yall …

[starwolf-fr]

Baby??? Hi baby!!!

[bunnymoon-phase]

Been chatting a bit with @wyervan and was particularly inspired by something about they said about the hot springs int he cave system that their Krampus Moon lived in UwU

EDIT: I should probably remember to mention this is slightly suggestive in nature!

“Are you coming in or not?”

You blink at the goat-man, glancing down at the water beneath him for only half a second before you remember yourself and look up again. Not that “up” helps very much—Moon is smirking at you, relaxed, his arms resting on either side of the pool. The coarse fur of his body sticks to him, wet, and steam rises from his body as much as it does the hot spring. His head tilts to the side, studying you, smug—you cross your arms and turn away. “Definitely not.”

Moon makes a noise low in his throat, something amused, and the sloshing of water follows. “Stubborn.”

You’re about to say something about pots and kettles when the sight of his discarded pants, folded neatly beside the edge of the pool and a cluster of ribboned bells, derails your train of thought. It was only a suspicion before but the evidence is right in front of you now, speeding your heartbeat. You glance at him, surprised, and see that he’s actually shifted closer to you. “Are you... wearing anything in there?”

His tail, de-belled, swishes across the surface of the water. “Do you wear clothes in the bath?”

Your face, still chilled from the cold outside, flares with warmth. You twist your head to the side so quickly that your neck pops, and fix your gaze on a specific spot on the cave wall where the jutting rock casts a cat-like shape in shadow that ripples in the firelight. You definitely weren’t getting into the water now—even if it seemed like a nice idea to your perpetually aching back. In fact, you definitely weren’t even more tempted to get in after finding out he was naked! How ridiculous would that be? Moon was a creature easily twice your height if he stood up straight—even if his waist and hips were narrow enough to seem closer to that of a normal human, his other proportions were dramatically oversized. Like his hands, large enough to wrap around you entirely!

…you weren’t doing a good job of making any part of the scenario you were presented with less appealing.

More of the silky sound of moving water, accompanied by Moon’s rolling, purring rasp. “Silly ideas of modesty. You humans always forget that you’re still just animals.”

You have to bite the inside of your cheek to keep from answering that you have never been as keenly aware of the animal within you as you were at that exact moment.

Before you can think of a response that doesn’t expose you like a ripped pair of jeans, Moon’s hand encompasses your waist just as you had envisioned a moment before and you found yourself tilting and falling and suddenly very warm and very wet. Moon had pulled you into the hot spring, clothes and all.

You gape at the cackling creature as he sinks chin-deep into the water, looking very self satisfied, and grab him by the horn with a sopping mitten.

“Asshole!” you accuse, and watch his grin only widen. “I don't have anything else to wear! My clothes are going to freeze to my skin!”

“They won’t,” Moon tosses his head, effortlessly breaking your grip on his horn and casting your hand aside. “Fire.”

The flames from the fireplace glitter in his dark eyes, mirroring the heat you feel in your own cheeks. You could lay your clothes by the fire to dry them, true, but you’d… have to take them off, for that.

Your internal battle is short lived. There really isn’t an alternative.

“Fine,” you spit, then soften. “Turn around?”

Moon, obliging your uncharacteristic timidity, turns 180 degrees to allow you your privacy. You strip your clothing off while still in the water, ringing then out as best you can and draining the wetness into the pool. You debate leaving your underwear on, but the risk of your damp drawers freezing to your ass the next time you leave the cave is not one you want to take. You only hop out of the pool long enough to run your clothes to the fireplace and lay them out in front of it, the steamy, warm air of the cave chilly to your slick, reddened skin.

A glance at Moon as you scurry back into the warmth of the hot spring reveals that he hasn’t peeked, still facing away from you, resting his chin on folded arms atop the edge of the pool, eyes closed. His face is the picture of blissful relaxation, and looking at him so content only emphasizes the relief of slipping back into the heat yourself.

He, perhaps, had a point about the whole “hot spring” business. But like hell were you going to admit that now that he’d soaked your clothes.

You splash his face spitefully. “Bastard.”

He only opens one eye, expression slipping from tranquility to mild irritation. “Brat.”

Despite the warmth of the spring, a shiver runs through you, and you turn resolutely away from him again as you are reminded that you are both naked, and in very close proximity.

Moon takes advantage of your distraction, splashing you with a bigger wave that hits your face and hair. He’s grinning when you glare at him, and cackles when your attempt to get him back results in a piddly baby-sized wave. Smug son of a bitch.

[morningstar-darling]

dunno why I asked a sadist for help and expected relief instead of increased suffering, that's on me tbh

[vie2star]

[string-star-lights]

laid in bed last night thinking about how herman melville died before humans knew about whale songs, or how they sleep, or about whale falls, or that they can be gay… he would have loved them so much

[blacksunemiku]

lowkey. sevika sounds like she suffered from eldest daughter syndrome, from the line about her not getting along with her dad to her literally trying to get everyone to get along after silco’s death to her making her life’s mission to ensure the liberation of zaun and she never takes a break bro… i see the signs

[slutz4marsh]

Heyyy bbg can you make shower time headcannons of Kyle Broflovski? 💋

im gonna be so honest i did NOT know what this was asking so its a three parter

KYLE BROFLOVSKI X GN!READER: "IN THE SHOWER" (Fluff & Smut - HEADCANONS)

SOLO

Kyle is a germaphobe. He showers at minimum 3 times a day.

He has a million different products for hair care and skin. Half of the bottles in his shower are things you can’t pronounce.

His routine consists of shampoo → conditioner → wash body → rinse out conditioner. This is without even talking about the post-shower routine. (which consists of lotion and even more hair care products and a diffuser and extremely sore arms after the fact)

He’s very serious about things like cleanliness and personal grooming. Again, partly due to him being such a germaphobe.

Kinda unrelated but he will also keep his shower ABSURDLY clean. It’s not even part of his chores, he just does it.

TOGETHER (fluff)

To Kyle, shower time is a bit of a personal time. Because he’s so meticulous!!

Also, it’s sort of a time to destress and ignore the rest of the world. 

So when he lets you shower with him - it’s a testament to how much he loves and trusts you.

He’s very domestic. He massages your scalp as he washes your hair. He presses gentle kisses to your shoulders, collarbones, back - anywhere he can reach as he washes your body of all the grime and stress of the day.

He focuses all his energy on you. Taking care of you is almost a form of self care for him, in a way. It puts his mind at ease knowing that you’re well and taken care of.

SMUT

Of course. Showers tend to get a little sensual sometimes.

The water, the soap - it just makes his hands glide across your body so much easier… 

And he swears it’s an accident when his expert fingers glide over your nipples. The first time, you believe him.

Until his lips are attached to the back of your neck and his fingers flick your sensitive buds. He nips at your skin softly, gently rolling your nipples between slender fingers.

You can feel how hard he is, the evidence of his arousal pressing right against your thigh. 

One hand leaves your chest to dip between your thighs, teasingly rubbing back and forth. When he decides you’re plenty aroused, he pulls his hand away. Before you can even complain, he lightly smacks your hip.

“Put your hands against the wall, love.”

Of course you comply immediately.

He works his way inside of you, groaning the whole time. You’re leaning against the wall, panting as you get used to the feeling.

When you’re finally used to him enough for him to move, he goes crazy.

He has a hand in your hair, pulling it every few seconds. He has his other hand on your hip, guiding your movements back onto him.

Praise drops from his lips like it’s second nature. He tells you how good you are, how perfect you feel. How he’s sorry for this, he just had to feel you.

“You’re so fucking perfect- so, fucking- perfect, just for me, yeah?”

He’s panting, groaning, biting at your shoulders and neck.

By the time he cums, it’s hard and a lot all at once. You spasm around him and he frantically ruts into you, moaning against your skin.

He pulls out and his release drips down your legs.

You groan and his only response is cheesy and dumb and it makes you giggle, so he considers it a job well done.

“At least we’re in the shower, huh?”

[staranon95]

im struggling to put words to thought about the recent announcement of Rooster Teeth shutting down after 21 years. their wide variety of content was a constant companion to me throughout my time in university and was a great comfort at the beginning of the pandemic until October 2020 (iykyk)

Warner Brothers-Discovery is seriously being mismanaged as a company. with the shelving of the already made Batgirl movie, the recent shelving of Coyote v. Acme, and many other poorly made decisions content wise, im not surprised they're axing Rooster Teeth as another means of attempting to save money and earn a little more by offering up some of RT's properties

it just sucks that RWBY will likely never finish

it just sucks that so many talented, hardworking people will be losing their jobs

it just sucks that countless hours of content will likely be lost

it just sucks that this is how it ends.

[starwalkeranon]

New hyperfixation? In my brain? It's more likely than you'd think.

Anyways, have some Siffrin art. The hair shadows look a little funky, but whatever.

Edit 9/21/24: I made some very minor changes to the shadows since they were bothering me. New version under cut.

[star-my]

BTS Fic Recs ☆ Ao3

These are all available on ao3 as of April 2024 (I had more but some fics/accounts weren't available anymore). Some require an account to view them. Some are likely crossposted on tumblr as well.

~TUMBLR RECS (iii) COMING~ ~Tumblr Recs (i)~ ~Tumblr Recs (ii)~

Almost all are complete works, those with "+" after WC are incomplete.

Most of these are Mature or Explicit (usually because of smut) ~ mdni ~ italicized titles rated G or T ~ Please read responsibly

OT7/Multi

☆ Scarlet Handprints by Risingstorm15 | Mafia AU, Vampire AU, Fantasy AU, Hybrid AU | Platonic OT7 | 17k

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☆ The Snowball Effect series (collab) | 155k

Kim Seokjin

☆ {Unavailable}

Kim Namjoon

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Min Yoongi

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