#star speaks :D

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 266

Back on my Danny & Ras frienemies/rivals/maybe-lovers-nobody-can-tell-their-signals-are-very-mixed train. 

See, Danny has gone through time a lot. Often. It comes with being Clockwork’s charge-son-thing and honestly he finds it fun. And several times he’s used this time travelling to get some training in. Enter Ras, stage left, also a teen at the time and also learning swordsmanship from the same person. 

And they… utterly despise each other. They would kill the other for an apple slice, if the other one would die! But also, only they can kill the other, as it is obviously their right! 

And well, they keep running into each other. It has been a hundred years, surely the other would die by now? But of course their rival would live through utter spite. Probably to spite them specifically. 

The amount of times they have ended up sparring- trying to kill each other or not- the moment they see the other is actually ridiculous. But time is also passing. And… Danny understands, not having another to talk about things people are forgetting, or have already forgotten. 

How they ended up actually talking without a murder attempt was a long story that included a demon, a dragon, a pair of fae, some bandits, and a lot of alcohol, but it happened. And then it happens again. And again, and now it’s just kind of normal to share a drink after their spars, talking about things that no longer exist, and things they miss. 

Sure Danny can go back in time again, but he knows better than to do it willy nilly. He’s matured, he’s been an adult for a hundred years now, he knows there’s consequences for messing with time, even with Clockwork’s blessings. 

The first time they got married was technically for an undercover assassination. Well, Ras was there to assassinate someone, Danny was there to grab an artifact that should Not be in the realm of the living. And they got divorced after, it was fine. 

They just, also got married again when they met a few years later, for another job. And… okay, so maybe they have gotten married over a dozen times now and only divorced like half of those times. Half of those were for the bit or while drunk! 

And even if technically they’re married or shared a bed, it’s not like they're exclusive! As Ras’ daughters’ existences attest to (adopted in one case or not). They don’t exactly have a label for their relationship, despite others asking for one or trying to put a name to it themselves. 

Now Danny knows Ras isn’t exactly a good dude, or at least on the side of ‘good’ as he’s a literal assassin. But he also knows that good? Bad? Rather relative. He had gotten labeled as a villain when he was just trying to help all that time ago after all, and really who was he to tell someone else how to live their life? 

Which brings him to now, where he’s run into his old frienemy-rival and his youngest daughter. Who has a braindead teenager and a small toddler. Which is fine, really- but also, Talia dear, why are you using a brain dead teenager to guard your three year old son? 

…

Okay, Talia dear, Ras (Derogatory), why are you using your brain dead son and grandson to guard your younger son and grandson? Do you not have the Pits, which you were soo proud about Ras? Yes, he will spar with you, but for Realms’ sake, heal, what’s his name? Ah yes, go heal Jason and he’ll actually stick around for a few years, deal? Good. 

[skywalkr-nberrie]

Yes, because all women are just so desperate to write about how a 14 yo girl ends up in a relationship with a grown man who’s 11 years older than her, just because he can wield a “laser sword.” That totally doesn’t sound at all like self projection rather than actual facts, and the idea overall totally doesn’t sound drenched in “male gaze” either. Yup. Totally. (Something’s wrong with your vision.)

I don’t know about you, my love, but don’t group the rest of us women with your type.

Btw, did you ever consider that maybe the reason why Padmé wasn’t impressed by him in TPM is because her standards aren’t as low as yours?

[bluedeedeedoop]

Sketches i did from chapter 7 of @jedimasterbailey's fanfic "Luminara and Barriss"! i absolutely adored the barrissoka fluff in this latest chapter! definitely go read it!! we dont get nearly enough barrissoka content and i am never satisfied. i swear i am trying to cough up as much barrissoka as i can make THEY NEVER LEAVE MY MIND TRUST

[urghblergh]

Help! These silly little guys are all over my sketchbook now. :') 🌌🌈

Ref @mellon-soup 😌

[spockshair]

HAPPY STAR TREK PREMIERE DAY!! 58 YEARS AND GOING STRONG 🖖🖖

[mamath]

Happy New Year!

I want to get my shit together more this year lol. The last...couple have been rrrrough.

[dark-elf-writes]

Manfjdjjsjshshs

You know those like letter exchange programs and sister school things? One of those between Earth and Vulcan so Kirk and Spock are childhood penpals and it includes Spock getting increasingly concerned by what Jim isn’t saying as much as what he is saying, Amanda who thinks their friendship is the cutest thing she’s ever heard of, and Jim who eventually tries to run away to Vulcan and makes it to the Embassy before someone calls Sarek and poor Sarek has to figure out how to collect a child that isn’t his on another planet without causing a diplomatic incident or getting him sent back to an abusive home.

[slapthebass]

@espcustomshop on Twitter

[dasnercaret]

8,9,10,15,17

8. squints. opens up isat to check.

....only 57!?!

9. i would wish for my lawn to be mowed because it's crazy overgrown! it sucks!! there's probably ticks and other bugs in there!!! it's all scruffy now (expertly dodges the question for the third time)

10. the universe assumes that i want my lawn to be Dead because if it dies i never have to mow it again. i end up with a big patch of yellow dead grass

15. sigh. siffrin...? he might be fun. i don't really like isabeau and mirabelle... (i've already answered odile and bonnie to this question i believe) i'm sorry... they just don't seem like people i would like all that much.......

(worth noting: i like them in that they're good characters they just seem like they would be A Lot to hang out with. isabeau is very tall and very loud. mirabelle is filled with anxiety and loves romance. i historically get along with Neither of these personality types)

17. of course <3 i proceed to get my ass beat by a preteen

[cali-kabi]

~ I saw the new trailer of Paper Mario Thousand Year Door omg I’m even more hyped excited to play the game next month 😭🌟💫I didn’t expect the first concept art to ever see is Doopliss omg he looks like a menace I love it xD have some screenshots I took hehe goodnight💫🌈

[professional-yearner]

Random question: what do you mean by antiharem? (Also I love your blog!)

Oh yeah! No worries! (And thank u sm!) I mean like a group who starts out hating you (in this case as a romantic rival) but slowly ends up falling for you instead of said person.

[stqrgirl3]

SHLD I SEND HER AN ANON?????

[hikennosabo]

wolfwood doing cool shit on his motorcycle collection (trimax vol 9)

[americankimchi]

now that i finally have a new laptop it's time to play jedi fallen order but this time with MORE THAN 10FPS!! AND NO LAG!!! NO SCREEN TEARING!!!!!

IT'S A NEW DAWN

[always-a-joyful-note]

Some game self inserts do their job being good player inserts and being as unobtrusive and removed from the narrative as they possibly can while still getting most of the credit for the work. And then there are the player inserts where you're not projecting on them, they are projecting on you and you cannot escape now, you are part of the narrative, what do you mean this isn't what you wanted?

[halogalopaghost]

03 Raph's accent is fake and he just likes doing it

Sometimes when he's tired at home his accent is the same as Leo and Donnie's

But because they live in new york no one questions it

This concept creates possibilities for endless hijinks. Can he do other accents? Are his impressions better than Mikey's?!

Also @.autisticmichelangelos and @.super-weed-ninja wrote a fic like this, but it was 87 Mikey! It's on AO3 here

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