#staif

[sr-sam-bodypillow]

kaif and stan both need glasses so they take them off to have sex and go into kiss and end up ramming their skulls together at full speed and nearly giving the other a concussion

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

a snippet for a little staif oneshot i’m working on

tw: the noncon is real wit this one

He could barely make out what he’s seeing, but that man is crouching down to his level, raising a hand to firmly grasp his chin. Stan flinches at the contact but can’t successfully pull himself away. The man runs a thumb across Stan’s lower lip, gaining a quiet whimper in return.

“Pretty little thing,” he coos, “shame that I’m not the client…”

Stan hesitated to speak, only letting out a noise that sounded like “what?”

“We don’t worry about that,” he senses the man inching closer, bringing another hand to rake through his smooth, chocolate hair with an unexpected gentleness that almost made Stan want to lean into it. He brings a finger to one of his soft ears and traces a few lines on it, sending shivers down his spine.

“…what do you want?” Stan asks with a sheepish tone.

“Hm? Oh, capturing hybrids to sell makes a lot of money, especially if they’re from noble backgrounds,” his captor explained, then leaned closer to his ear, muttering, “my client just so happened to ask for you.”

Stan’s eyes widen in a mix of shock, disgust, and fear under the blindfold as he heard those words. He, the prince of the very city he’s assuming they’re still in, is going to be sold to some messed up lowlife that he could get arrested at any time. Ridiculous.

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

more cyberpunk staif because i’m hyperfixating

now including cyberpunk kaif lore

Kaif used to work for this shitty exploitative mining company ever since he was like…12 or smth so he ran away and lived in hiding for the next few years until he met a hacker and local wanted criminal named Stan.

Also they may argue a lot and sometimes beat the shit out of one another, but now they grew closer, they’ll do anything to keep each other safe.

Kinda like a “only i can call him ‘bastard’” thing.

[srbodypillow]

"It's not my fault you guys are disgusting, I just wanna stroke Stans cock" - Kaif 2023

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

soulmate body swap au but they try to take a singular step after swapping and instantly fall onto their face because their centre of gravity/balance is fucked

[hageny]

Source: https://www.flickr.com/photos/innaford/3852526430/in/album-72157622128645514/

[eclipsedcrystalstar]

Stain glass uhhh...Staif!!

Requested January 5th, finally had the energy to go back to this style

Also the spelling mistake finally gets shown to the world /silly

[cosmo-production]

showing off my mario + rabbid oc becuase well... its Tumblr, you've probably seen worse (i did use one those character maker things becuase im not staifed with my art but ill edit some in when im ready)

name: rabbid bowser!

he/they (questioning)

Summary: The rabbid counterpart to the Koopa king who tries his hardest to be the greatest villain the world has ever seen (totally not just for the attention) a theater kid at heart with hidden anger issues make him a villain that not a threat but always a force that puts a table spoon of chaos wherever he goes even if he has a habit of his plans failing loony toons style

fun facts:

likes to alliterate and rhyme when he talks as part is more theactral side

got rabbid clown car he may or may not have stolen from bowser that cant really fly for to long but armed to the teeth

his "lair" is just him freeloding in the lava queen castle, dont worry hes the son she never had

The type villian that care about their minions, loves like family

is rabbid mario's number one hater (do rabbid have bone?) the feeling is mutual, its pretty funny to watch the two make fun eachother for hours on end.

frienemies with rabbid peach. she goes easy this sopping-wet cat of a villain, he develops a crush but im not sure if goes anywhere.

feel free to ask about him please i beg i need to ramble about him to someone

[nofatclips]

Nixi dii by Eths (featuring Faustine Berardo) from the album Ankaa

[tiredpaladins]

The temptation to write a Dabihawks fic in 2013 Wattpad y/n style and just post it on AO3 without saying a single thing about it.

"To be honest Hawks' bird traits piss me off." At Dabi's words, Hawks stumbles back from the door in shock. So he's been lying to him? This whole time? Does Dabi even like him at all? Without waiting for their conversation to continue, Hawks turns and sprints down the hall as tears stream from his beautiful golden eyes that shine like the sun. He's long gone, flying on magnificent ruby wings as his feathers fall behind him like the leaves in autumn, before he can hear Dabi say "yeah it pisses me off that he's not more comfortable with showing his bird traits. I just want him to be happy."

[sr-sam-bodypillow]

watching the sanguivore stream, it took kaif eleven whole minutes to convince stan to crouch down near a vent so that he could fuck him. im wondering if thats a record for them

[staif-and-broulderbeans-anon]

star wars!salt raiders au smut ideas based on @sairitaikutsu’s au

staif fight/hate sex. there’s an ao3 tag called “Inappropriate Use of the Force” for a reason ;)

brouldercat123. can’t go wrong with the “jedi x bounty hunter” trope. they‘d be friends with benefits, probably. even though sam knows stan’s name already, he’d still call him “Tooka” in bed

[local-salt-raiders-fan]

holy fucking shit how did i forget to post these

@sr-sam-bodypillow will like these first three ;)

also some more bc i felt like drawing some salty ships and now i’m third-wheeling

kaif is still not sure about this ^ idk the context so go wack with imagination (this looks so bad oml)

this broulderbeans art is so fluffy and wholesome can i kms

messy kaebbz sketch bc we all need a kaebbz post in these trying times

anyways i drew all these in school yesterday and the day before. start eating, boys n girls (and everyone in between)

[srbodypillow]

Honestly? thinking about possessive staif smut. Cuz Kaif during his last stream (among us, new map) he eventually said that only he was allowed to kill stan and going in on others for trying to kill stan (granted he was imposters with stan but jk ;) ) Just thinking of how even if Stan makes his way around the rest of SR, sleeping with him Kaif will always remind him that no matter who he sleeps with he will always belong to him by overstimulating him or doing something else that he knows will drive stan completely crazy.

[paradoxicalpaldeann]

god i wanna write staif enemies to lovers so bad but ive no fucking clue what context im gonna put them in