#st4t headcanon

[crappyheadcanons]

I don't think anyone really watched "Major Lazer", but I headcanon my favourites as transhet.

[hey-cringelord]

coming up with an iwaoi in my head that is so particular to me that the normie self-titled “freaks” of the haikyuu fandom from 2020 lockdown would squint and scoff at

anyway st4t iwaoi. oikawa “i suck the strap bcz it’s iwa-chan who’s wearing it” tooru. she is so annoying about it and he will never admit he’s also obsessed with it and with her thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[charlotttte-427]

Anyway, this is all an elaborate excuse to state that my favourite st4t headcanon is JD and Veronica from Heathers, specifically the musical. They're both isolated and damaged and attracted to each other in a way that perfectly encapsulates the trauma of growing up transhet.

I hope this doesn't take away from the seriousness of what I was saying before but I love Heathers. It's one of my favourite musicals of all time.

It's kinda frustrating how many st4t headcanons or fictional couples are either implicitly transphobic or outright crude caricatures of what is seen as one of the safest possible relationships for a lot of straight trans people. Obviously, there are gender-nonconforming straight couples out there, but let's not pretend that the overrepresentation of "genderfucky" transhet couples isn't without bias.

Like, if the only st4t couple you can imagine is a big masculine woman and a small effeminate man then maybe you should stop pretending that you see trans people as anything but their AGABs. That or you view us as automatically gender-nonconforming by default which isn't the revolutionary take you think it is.

[fullliquorbar]

drop sexuality/gender headcanons

I FINALLY GET TO FUCKING DO THIS WOOO YEAH um.

FLORIDA MAN - transneu nonbinary, bisexual

AUSTRALIAN MAN - trans ftm, achillean bisexual

SPLEENS AND TONSILS - both transgender and straight.. they r sT4T!!!! :3 idgaf that theyre cats

ELLIS DEE - trans mtf, sapphic bisexual

BETH AMPHETAMINE - cis female, lesbian

BAB ROSS - cis female, sapphic bisexual

TIM HORTON - cis male, aroace

CLAIRDANES LOVESPUDDING - cis female, sapphic bisexual

TOMMY WENIS - trans ftm, ace gay

COLONO SCOPY - cis male, pansexual

DEE MINUS - cis female, straight, cishet ally :3

WHITLEY ARRIAGAGAGAG - cis female, bisexual

KYLE THORNE - cishet male, definitely homophobic 😫

[runthepockets]

I headcanon Sasuke as a trans chick and Naruto as a trans dude, sure. But they are not ST4T. Instead I headcanon them as "T4T solidarity at its worst." You may not like it but at the end of the day it's dumb as shit to ruin your life over some motherfucker you've spoken to like 12 times in your whole life.

[crappyheadcanons]

Transhet t4t Rogue and Gambit from X-Men

[kiwinatorwaffles]

(via @st4t )

no no i agree completely. i saw that fucker and instantly headcanoned him as wasian

[charlotttte-427]

It's kinda frustrating how many st4t headcanons or fictional couples are either implicitly transphobic or outright crude caricatures of what is seen as one of the safest possible relationships for a lot of straight trans people. Obviously, there are gender-nonconforming straight couples out there, but let's not pretend that the overrepresentation of "genderfucky" transhet couples isn't without bias.

Like, if the only st4t couple you can imagine is a big masculine woman and a small effeminate man then maybe you should stop pretending that you see trans people as anything but their AGABs. That or you view us as automatically gender-nonconforming by default which isn't the revolutionary take you think it is.