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mizuena but make them a vine
#mizuena#sry this is so stupid#this was funnier in my head#prsk gl#prsk fa#pjsk#project sekai#pjsk fa#prsk#proseka#project sekai colorful stage#ena shinonome#mizuki akiyama#meme
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acquainted with the drummer // sero hanta
a/n: writing this as im getting ready for a function rn and super indulgent but idgaf i think u guys needed this too!!! we all needed this!! sero nation hi ily!! also maybeeee wanna do more with this idea another day when i have time
the double tequila shot doesn't feel like a good idea anymore now that it's fighting its way back up your throat.
"chaser?" mina offers, holding out a clear glass with a sip's worth of soda sitting at the bottom of the cup. her eyebrows furrowed into a grimace as the alcohol settled in her own stomach.
you wave her off with a cough, bringing the back of your hand up to your mouth, as if that'll hold back your vomit.
it somehow does.
the burning sensation dissipates with a new feeling- euphoria.
it's a loud and rowdy bar, and you're not used to this scene like mina is, but it's a saturday night and she knew you had nothing more to do than waste the weekend away.
mina has her arm slung over you, essentially forcing your shoulders down to headbang in rhythm with her. you two are laughing at each other in a drunken haze- slightly off beat, hair thrown around and getting caught in the corners of your mouth, and your eye meeting the drummer's every now and then.
you don't formally meet him until you're pressed up against the grimy bathroom stall- the door is as cool on your back as he is hot on your front.
"hanta." he says in between whiskey coaxed kisses "sero hanta."
"hi." you mutter against his lips. "it's nice to meet you, hanta. you were incredible up there."
the light praise sends a chill up his spine. he pulls away for a moment, taking in the sight of your swollen kissed lips, tipsy lidded eyes, and knotted hair.
god, you're so pretty.
he's known about you for a while- mina's quiet roommate. he sees you in passing whenever the group goes over to your apartment for band practice or to just lounge around, but you'd always stay hidden in your room.
sero has a habit of wanting to meet and say hello to everyone. jirou says he's easy kidnap bait, but he thinks everyone's worth knowing.
he should actually be out there in the main bar watching the next band's set and hanging out with the rest of his friends who came out to see them perform, but here he was getting acquainted with you.
"it's nice to meet you." he chuckles, bringing his hand up from your waist to the nape of your neck, as he crashes his lips back into yours, simultaneously pulling you deeper into him as he presses you back against the door.
he wants to devour you at this moment. show you how a real drummer does it. not many get to experience it, but there's a secret plus to the endless stamina after all these years of practice and bar shows.
"ow, hanta." you pull your head forward away from his grasp.
"oh fuck." he brings his hands back to your shoulders, lighting rubbing his thumb over the bare skin in silent apology.
you look down and eye the spiked bands snapped onto each wrist before meeting his gaze again.
he awkwardly huffs out a laugh, connecting his forehead to yours.
"i'm so fucking dumb." he cringes at himself. "sorry."
you run your hand up his chest and to the side of his jaw, brushing your fingers against the slight stubble.
"we should get back to the others, anyways." your cheeks grow hot, suddenly aware of the situation you've gotten yourselves into.
"right." the corner of his lips quirk up, leaning into your touch.
sero suddenly grows nervous, his feet shifting under him.
"raincheck?" he eyes darted away from yours. "you know, maybe you can stop by for practice? or a private show?"
"minus the spikes?"
his eyes widened with a wicked grin.
he leans in and presses one last gentle kiss to your lips before reaching for the doorknob, letting yourselves out and reunited with your friends.
"no promises."
#so dumb so stupid#anyways yeah i think he'd be a drummer#also not proofread sry if any mistakes#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha x reader#mha x reader#sero hanta#sero#sero hanta x reader#sero x reader#sero mha#sero hanta mha#hanta sero x reader#mha hanta sero#hanta x reader
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Seb comes to Fernando's bedside to cheer him up! (aka resolving my turmoil over there being no vettonso moments yesterday)(long gif!!!)
+ what if Fernando hadn't been out sick!
#oh my god what the fuck have i made 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#this is my magnum opus.....#i love these projects where i keep going back and forth btwn#I CANT FINISH THIS to IM GONNA FINISH THIS SO HADD#and i DID finish it. at 5 am. sick.#im oddly proud of this despite how fucking stupid it is 😭😭#its so hilarious to me 😭😭😭😭#ty to suzuki as always for contributing by being my fellow freak <3#i love how i been able to finish anything lately cause I've been busy and stressed#like i keep putting off stuff just to work on this for four hours straight#I NEEDED IT TO BE RELEVANT#also its up to you to decide if seb is actually wearing that or if its fernando's fever dream#WAAAUGHHHHHHH IM STILL SO SAD THERES NO PICS OF THEM#sry i am actually delirious rn oh my god#WHY DIDNT THEY MEEETTTTTTTTTT AAAAGGHHHHH :(((#f1#formula 1#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#2024 brazilian gp#catie.art.#normal things that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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» WILLIAM BECKETT participating in the ALS ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE.
#william beckett#the academy is#i need him so bad its not even fuckin funny bro#him and that stupid hair style and stupid dance and fuckkk bro#shawn.gif#sry i need 2 stop gifpostin 4 a little i think maybe#i wont hold myself 2 that though
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idk anything abt how the dead boy detectives world lore works but i think Despair shouldve hav a sibling called Denial who shows up thru like a puddle to hav a menacing and unsettling convo w charles
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will nui be my valentine? 💝
#sry this is so stupid lol#free to use#shuake#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5r#persona 5 valentine#valentine#valentines day#valentines cards#akira kurusu#goro akechi#thel0llip0p art
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Scenario
Bruce, Oliver, and Lex are kidnapped and held in an escape room. The Riddler’s work? Idk but it’s televised. And yeah, Batman can solve it no problem but he’s in his civies and Brucie Wayne is a known dumbass. So Oliver had to solve it for him and he’s being so smug about it, like ‘no, Oliver, I fucking knew that clue was there five minutes ago, I’ve been subtly getting your attention on it the whole time!’
Meanwhile Lex is absolutely seething cause how the hell does Bruce keep oopsy-daisying his way on finding the the clues they need to escape?
While all this is happening, the Arrow/Batkids are just hanging out outside where the three billionaires are being held. Yeah, they could save them, and they’re ready to. But they’d rather watch the shitshow unfold
#sry im not familiar w ollies character#but hed def get a kick out of bruce acting stupid knowing he could ace escaping#ollie: omg bruce ur so dumb#bruce: lmao so true bestie (IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU OLIVER)#dc comics#batfamily#batfam#batfamily imagine#dc imagine#batman#green arrow#lex luthor
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pjsk families !! but make it......loss...?
#im so sry this is SO stupid#but by the time i realized it i was already rendering#so.#prsk fa#pjsk fa#pjsk#project sekai#prsk#shinonome siblings#tenma siblings#hinomori sisters#hinomori siblings#akito shinonome#ena shinonome#an shiraishi#shiho hinomori#shizuku hinomori#tsukasa tenma#saki tenma
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started a new fnv playthrough where i plan on killing (literally) everyone and my level 4 intelligence 2 charisma 1 cannibal courier named prion disease who is already vilified by the ncr made it to freeside and got arcade gannon as a companion all in under 3 hours of playtime
#sry arcade it's not gonna last long but the fact i just had to say 'im stupid you're not can u help me' is so fucking funny#fallout new vegas#fallout#new vegas#arcade gannon#x
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Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 648
Wanda: “What shoes do you wear when it’s winter?”
Agatha: “My big chunky boots”
Wanda: “When it’s hot?”
Agatha: “My big chunky boots”
Wanda: “When it’s raining?”
Agatha: “My big chunky boots”
Wanda: “When-“
Y/N: “Agatha, did you go through a goth phase as a teen?”
Agatha: “Those weren’t really a thing in the seventeenth century…so I didn’t the seventeenth century alternative”
Y/N: “Which was?”
Agatha: “Murder”
#Agatha owns a pair of doc martens worth I don’t make the rules#it’s so stupid but sry it’s the rules#hot topic hadn’t been invented yet so Agatha has to make up for lost time#wandavision#agatha harkness#house of harkness#agatha all along#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#wanda maximoff#agatha harkness x reader#wanda maximoff x reader#coven of chaos counter#coven of chaos#incorrect marvel quotes#darkhold diaries counter#agatha: darkhold diaries#darkhold diaries
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you are sick (and you’re married) byler / 5.1k
“Will, I love you very much,” Max starts, “but there’s no way your weird little coffee shop freak has a girlfriend.”
“His name is Mike,” Will says, because he would know, because he’s the one that’s been writing Mike :) in sharpie on his to-go cups for the last six months, “and he doesn’t have a girlfriend. He has a wife.”
Will’s favorite regular comes in with a girl. Clearly, they’re married.
#byler#byler fic#byler fanfiction#byler fanfic#bylerweek2022#this is so silly and stupid#if i manage to finish the fic for wednesday it is. So the opposite of the vibe here#BUT YEAAA ENJOY#i think i started the will is a cringefail loser tag for this but pls know any cringefail losercore behavior is inspired by miss astrobi#literally the og cringefail losercore byler writer#ok i am going to go to sleep. goodbye forever#also HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO USER SIERRA MADCLERADINS I AM IMMORTALIZING THIS IN FIC TAGS#pls i know its madcleradin but it autocorrected and im too lazy 2 change it#so sry#wiseatom writes
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shit twins thoughts.
#i drew these on the plane so i only had the refs i had on my phone sry#mgs#solid snake#liquid snake#wolf and mantis are in the group shot too lol#i enjoy these stupid shitty kids. average middle school friend group#eli is transfem david is transmasc btw
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Kuroshitsuji doodlez sry for quality I'm screenshoting or sth
#kuroshitpost#kuroshitsuji spoilers#?? i think#undertaker#kuroshitsuji undertaker#black butler#i keep on forgetting its called black butler#stupid polish brain#sry#anywayd#anyways*#undertaker black butler#black butler undertaker#og ciel#oryginal ciel#black butler ciel#ciel phantomhive#kuroshitsuji fanart#kuroshitsuji#god i was so down bad for undertaker at like 14 or 15#its so crazy when you think about it#hes only gotten hotter
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AC Mirage ramblings and big emotion™️ because im tipsy
Do you ever think that every once in a while Basim will hear Nehals laugh or catch a glimpse of her in the corner of his eye? Do you ever think he smiles to himself but doesn’t chase for another glimpse and doesn’t try to listen harder because he knows he will find nothing? Do you think how after a bad nightmare he can feel her gently waking him up only to wake up to an empty promise and an empty bed that has always and will always be empty? Do you think some nights he replays that night in his head over and over trying to believe that she is always there never leaving him alone only to realize he was alone the entire time? Do you think that what remains of basim that isnt Loki craves the companionship that never existed? Do you think that sometimes he mourns for someone he has never met? Do you think that he grieves the real people in his life especially the children that he blames himself for their deaths? Do you think it destroys him when in the end it was him. It was always him. He is alone. And always has been. Because all it was,
Was a Mirage.
#sry#im a stupid drunken wannabe poet#DO YOU THINK HE STILL THINKS ABOUT HER AND SOMETIMES HIS BRAIN PLAYS TRICKS ON HIM#this game is killing me#clawing at me from the inside out#i love basim#and nehal#also why do we never talk about the kids#they loved him#and looked up to him#and his willingness to impress the hidden ones caused their death indirectly#i feel so bad for him#it fucked me up big time#the way i looked at each of their bodies#fuck man this game rly fucked me up#ac mirage#assassins creed#assassin's creed#assassins creed mirage#basim ibn ishaq#nehal
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In Nothing But Shadows, Ragnor tells James that he’s been waiting for James to come to him for help on his warlock powers, and James says he’s only ever wanted to be a Shadowhunter. I think this should have been explored much more in TLH, where James is struggling to differentiate himself from his warlock side but it’s hard because of his abilities and his warlock mark.
On the other hand, we have Lucie who always says she doesn’t appreciate being overlooked (even though she ends up being overlooked through the whole narrative even though her power is more plot-relevant than James’s). Objectively, Lucie has the more powerful ability between her and James, and she does not have a warlock mark and is unafraid to use her power. She has a willingness to learn about her warlock side. Therefore, I think she definitely should have started warlock training so we could see the way that James and Lucie have opposite views on their powers and whether they are a blessing or curse, something to hide away and tame or something to utilize. It would also be interesting to see because, although this is not discussed in TLH, it is mentioned in the short stories that even at a young age people in Shadowhunter society think that Lucie is never going to be married because of her warlock blood and that any little misstep could forever ruin her reputation. So her warlock training just adds even more risk but I think that seems like something Lucie would do regardless. It could have added much more dimension to Lucie’s character and furthered an antihero arc (that I so desperately wish would have happened).
#I’m never finished complaining about Lucie’s lack of an antihero arc#she’s a morally gray antagonist sry I don’t make the rules#i thought this difference between James and Lucie’s views on their powers would have been so interesting if it was discussed#but of course it wasn’t#James’s power literally changed between the short stories and the start of TLH#honestly lucie and James’s powers high key made no sense they were so random and disjointed so I’m never gonna try to make sense of them#I’m cursed from thinking about all this stupid potential#lucie herondale#the last hours#james herondale#chain of thorns spoilers#chain of thorns
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everypony hates me for my complete and utter disrespect of authority
#99.txt#ouhb u think youre above me for arbitraty made up reaons. and IM the asshole with a problem ?? okay detention for me :(#ive been like this i think since i was born. maybe it comes with the tism#but like. hierarchy is made up im not gona play your stupid game#and ppl like doctors and stuff have to earn credibility. im not gona believe everything you say just cos u have this job. damn#everyone in the world is just another person you cant believe everything they say just cos they have some specific job#''did you hear [xyz] is true !! it says so in this news article'' ok well a journalist is still some fucking guy#especially opinion pieces.... ''youre gona disagree with this ??? but it was in an article !!!'' sry yeah i am... 🤷♂️#ppl who take everything word for word without thinking about it are stupid..... sorry#studying stuff is supposed to make you think about it. not just memorize it#aauououagh ''jung or whoever said this so its a True Universal Psychological Fact !!'' nu uuhhh !!! just some guy. you have learned nothing#return to start do not pass go !!!#idk why am i making myself mad about this at 4am 💀💀 this is literally from nowhere#but i think a lot of ppl put way more stake in authority than they realise....#dude i flat out dont believe in the concept of authority. and if youre saying youre above people youre an insane person#i have recieved many a detention... many a sent to back of the class
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